Chapter 5, wow I'm really getting into this now! And sorry to people who prefer long chapters, I find it much easier to deal with more short chapters than less BIIIIG chapters. It starts to get a bit more exciting here, but I stand by my PG-13 rating, even chapter 7, which is where it all gets a bit saucy..but I'll say no more.

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Nobody was expecting Janet's reaction to her deflowering. Humans in our house have reacted in many ways, from hysteria to pensive thought, anger to mild amusement, but never had Frank's lustful pursuits awakened such an insatiable appetite as that of Miss Weiss. Columbia and I watched the lab from the monitor in our communal chamber, as was customary. Neither of us had bargained for the fantastic show laid on for us that night. Janet, who only a few hours before had exchanged her virginal freedom for a life with Brad, had hunted down Rocky and wouldn't rest until he satisfied. Of course, the half-brained blonde bitch was more than willing to comply with her wishes. Columbia and I couldn't complain. Seeing Janet making love to Rocky made Columbia friskier than a spring lamb. Foolish, confused earthling she was, she directed all of her amorous attentions towards me, now that her usual source of relief from sexual frustration had been disposed of. She was also young, by Earth standards, she was barely into her second decade of being. She simply needed a little love and she deceived herself into believing that I could provide it. Who am I to disillusion such a beautiful child? Maybe I should feel guilty for what I did to her and led her to believe, but deep down I'm sure she knew that it was only a little fun I wanted from her. I can't deny that I had felt something for her, her enthusiastic advances upon me as we watched Janet and Rocky make love aroused undeniable feelings in me that I didn't realise I was capable of experiencing. Professing love to a woman was so different from sex with my brother. Whilst I can't deny that Riffraff is the best man I've been with, other females always seem to know how best to pleasure a woman. It was impossible for me to understand how so many humans could limit themselves to only being intimate with members of one gender. They didn't seem to realise how much they were missing out on. But they are only humans after all. Narrow minded beasts.