The Temples of Fanfiction
A Legend of Zelda fanfic by Mousse1/2
Chapter 5: Action-packed madness in the Haunted Wasteland!
Author Note: Yo, this is Mousse1/2, with chapter 5 of The Temples of Fanfiction! Ok, let me make this perfectly clear: NO MORE APPLYING FOR SAGES! They are all chosen except for Horror (still), but that is because I am trying to choose between two applicants who both gave good ideas. Oh, and to the person who flamed me: HOW DARE YOU! I'll let you go for now, since it's the first offense, but ANY MORE FLAMERS WILL MEET SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES!!!!! MUAHAHHAHHAHHAHA!!! Oh, and to the person who defended my flame, THANK YOU! Oh, and I am thinking about other fics to write along with this. I am gonna write all of them eventually, but I will only have time to write one other until this is finished. At the end of this chapter there will be a summary of the fics and a poll of which fic you think I should do first. Oh, and one final note: I LOVE MSTS! I WOULD BE SOOOO HONORED AND SOOOO HAPPY IF SOMEONE WOULD MST MY FIC! AND, EVEN IF ONE IS MADE, I DON'T CARE! THE MORE THE BETTER! SO, MST MY FIC TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh, and I don't own Zelda. Now, CHAPTER FIVE!
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Last time on The Temples of Fanfiction, Link and Shika went through the rest of the Lunacy Temple and beat the Boss, Anne Robinson, rescuing the Sage of Lunacy, SS4 Psycho Link. Now, Link and Shika are exiting Hyrule Castle Town to search for the next Temple.
Link: Well, that was easy, now where's that owl?
Shika: Hey, Link, there's a flying object coming toward us! Maybe it's Kaepora Gaebora!
But it wasn't. As the object got closer, Link recognized it as a large Dragon. And, riding on top of it was a man, a bit taller and less muscular than Link, with light purple hair that had some feathers in it. He was dressed all in white, and wore a cape. The Dragon landed, and the man jumped off and faced Link.
Man: You! You must be Link, correct?
Link: That's right! Why, are you one of Gossuka's servants?
Man: Hmm? No, I am not a servant of his, but I am one of his creations. I am the DragonMage, a lone being searching for perfection. I heard you were a powerful fighter, and had already rescued one of the 7 new Sages from Gossuka's Lunacy Temple. I am here to challenge you to a duel!
Link: Uh-huh. Sorry, but I don't have time to fight people like you who are obviously too weak to stand against me. Who's the stupid looking dragon, anyway?
DragonMage: WHAT! HOW DARE YOU! YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT! AND PEPSIDRAGON ISN'T STUPID! HE'S ONE OF THE STRONGEST CREATURES IN HYRULE!
Link: DragonMage and PepsiDragon? What kind of names are those? They sound kind of stupid to me!
DragonMage: HOW DARE YOU! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!
DragonMage then went into a fighting stance, Boss Music started to play, and white letters appeared under DragonMage
BETWEEN TEMPLE MINI-BOSS
DRAGONMAGE, STAGE 1
ARROGANT MARTIAL ARTIST
The letters disappeared, and DragonMage leapt forward with a flying kick that hit Link in the neck. However, that was the only attack of his that hit, as he turned out to have the difficulty of the average Stalfos. All Link had to do was dodge DragonMage's punches and kicks, and then counter-attack with the Master Sword. After a few hits, the Boss Music ended, and DragonMage fell to his knees.
DragonMage: I-I can't believe it! I actually lost!
Link: What, you thought that you could beat me with those weak attacks? You were pathetic!
DragonMage: Argh! I'LL SHOW YOU! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME LINK! NEXT TIME YOU FIGHT ME, YOU'LL BE THE PATHETIC ONE!!!!!!!
DragonMage then jumped onto PepsiDragon and flew away. While they were flying, a lantern similar to the ones Poes hold fell down and crashed onto the ground and broke. Out of the lantern came the ghostly figure of a young woman. The woman looked at Link and spoke.
Ghost: Thank you for rescuing me! I am the ghost of Martha, an old friend of SS4 Psycho Link. I died from a tragic Cucco accident, and that nasty old DragonMage captured my spirit into that lantern. But, since you have rescued me, I will now teach you some useful skills. For example, do you know what the feather you hold does?
Link: (taking out the feather Ferdinand gave him in the last chapter) What, you mean this? What will this do?
Marsha: Yes. That is the Ultimate Feather. It holds many powers. First, the power of Featheriness, which makes you soft and feathery. Second, the power of Featherysoftness, which makes you be able to pick up a pound of rocks as easily as you could pick up a pound of feathers. And lastly, I grant you the power of Featherylightness, which allows you to jump .0234 millimeters higher than usual. Use these powers well, Link.
Link: Wait a minute, those powers are useless!
Marsha: OK, then I will teach you the Song Of Feathers. ::takes out 2 feathers and makes a whistle out of them:: learn this song well, Link
A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A.
Marsha: Play this song whenever you see a Cucco, and it will refill your life and magic. Goodbye Link, and do not fail me.
Marsha then disappeared, and Link and Shika began to journey a bit further away from Castle Town, when Link heard a giggling from behind him. He turned around, and saw a mysterious girl wrapped in a dark cloak.
Girl: You, the one with the Legendary Master Sword. You must be on your guard. That man you defeated will return, and each time you fight him he will be more and more powerful and difficult to defeat. You must keep your wits if you are to cross the burning sands to the next Temple.
The girl then giggled again, and then disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving Link to wonder.
Link: Who was that?
Shika: Look, Link, it's another flying object! It may be DragonMage!
Link: You're right! I better be prepared!
Link got his Master Sword and Mirror Shield out, and prepared to meet the oncoming enemy. However, this time it was not DragonMage, but Kaepora Gaebora.
KG: So we meet again, Link. I am here to teach you the song that will lead you to the next Temple.
Link: Ok, so what is it?
KG: It is something that pumps the adrenaline in one's muscles, something that will excite the mind and prepare it for anything. However, too much on the wrong subject can be a traumatic experience. Listen to this, the Song of Action.
Link: What, no funny name for the song, like Bolero or Minuet this time?
KG: We're running out of music vocabulary. Anyway, listen to the Song of Action.
(really fast, but not as fast as the Overture of Lunacy)
^ vv
Link repeated the song on his Ocarina, and KG left before Link could threaten him to tell where the Temple is like the last time.
Link: Ok, so I know the song, now where do I go?
Shika: Link, remember what that mysterious girl said? "You must keep your wits if you are to cross the burning sands to the next Temple." Where is it that there is desert terrain?
Link: Gerudo Valley! Let's go, Shika.
And so, Link and Shika journeyed forward to Gerudo Valley. Just like in Hyrule Castle Town, there were more people than normal, on account of Gossuka. The carpenter's tent was filled with people. But what caught Link's eye was a man outside the tent who was packing weapons and other items. The man looked at Link, and then walked over to him.
Man: Hey, You're Link, aren't you? My name is Funky Monkey Quack Quack, or FMQQ for short. I've heard rumors of one of Gossuka's 7 Temples being located in the Haunted Wasteland. I'm going there to check it out, so hopefully I can help stop Gossuka. You already defeated his first Temple, didn't you? Why don't you come along with me?
Link: Ok, but do you have the pass to get through Gerudo's Fortress?
FMQQ: No, but you don't need them anymore.
Link: Why?
FMQQ: Well, when Gossuka created all these new people, a large amount ended up in Gerudo's Valley. Only about 5 percent of the new people were Gerudos, so they just couldn't force all of these people out of here. So what they did is they only let the strongest, fastest, etc. of us live here. Anyway, let's go to the Haunted Wasteland and find that Temple!
Link, Shika, and FMQQ went to the Haunted Wasteland. It turned out that FMQQ had his own pair of Hover Boots, so they were both able to cross the first peril. However, as soon as they landed on the other side of the quicksand, a sandstorm started. The sandstorm was much larger than the ones that usually occur in the Haunted Wasteland. Link couldn't even see his own hands in front of his eyes, and he had to close his eyes to prevent all the sand from going into them. Link heard FMQQ struggling to fight the winds of the storm, but it sounded like he failed, as he let out a scream of anger and was blown away.
Shika: Link, play the Song of Storms! That usually clears up the storm!
Link: That's right! I almost forgot!
Link took out his Ocarina and played the Song of Storms. But alas, nothing happened. Link then frantically played everything he knew. When he came to the Song of Action and played it, the storm instantly cleared up. But then, a huge sand tornado came and caught Link. Link couldn't see anything, and became unconscious from the high winds.
When Link awoke, he found himself in front of the building that he always called the Poe from. He went to the top of the building and used the Lens of Truth, but the Poe wasn't there. So Link, confused, went off of the building and searched for clues of where the Temple was. While searching, he tripped on a rock and fell down into the bottom of the building. After the rough landing, Link noticed that there were many cracks in the walls. He took Bomb out of his pocket and placed it against the wall. He then ran far enough from the bomb so he wouldn't get hurt. The bomb exploded, breaking the wall and showing what lied beyond, a rock path, surrounded by lava, leading to a building that appeared to be made of coal. Over the top of the entrance to the building, in big red letters were the words, "ACTION TEMPLE".
Shika: Wow, Link, you found out where the Action Temple is! And, judging by the fact that he was separated from you in that sandstorm, FMQQ must be the Sage of Action!
Link: Alright, then, let's go in there and kick the butts of whatever enemies there are in there!
Link walked into the Action Temple, and found he was standing on a platform surrounded by torches. The platform had the symbol of a large fist on it. There was a large stone door with the same symbol on it in front of Link.
Link: Oh, c'mon! I did this to open the Shadow Temple! This is easy!
Link tried to use Din's Fire, but for some strange reason the sandstorm had taken away all of his MP.
Link: CRAP!
Shika: Hey look Link, there's a torch that's lit in that corner! I guess you have to use Deku Sticks.
So, Link had to use countless amounts of Deku Sticks to pass the flame to all of the torches. Finally, after about an hour of lighting torches, the door opened.
Link: Ugh, I NEVER want to do that again!
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Well, looks like Link and Shika have made it to the Action Temple! But what enemies must they face in order to save Funky Monkey Quack Quack, the Sage of Action? Find out in Chapter 6: Link gets some Action!
Ok, folks, it's time for that poll! Here are the fics I'm thinking of:
1. Hercule Goes Super Saiyan: DBZ, Humor/Action-Adventure. After a strange event happens, Hercule and Goku switch blood! Because of this, Goku gets a lot weaker, and Hercule becomes the strongest man in the universe, and even gains the abilities to fly, shoot ki, and turn Super Saiyan! Will the Z crew manage to beat their new foe while still keeping their sanity?
2. Link Nibun No Ichi: Zelda, Humor/Parody. It's the plot of Ranma 1/2, with the Zelda world and characters! So far I've got Link as Ranma, Zelda as Akane, Ganondorf as Ryoga, Saria as Shampoo, Mido as Mousse, Ruto as Kodachi, Malon as Ukyo, and Kaepora Gaebora as Happosai (hehehehehheeheh.....) I will think up the other characters as I go along.
3. Tournament Saga. Different Series. Humor/Action-Adventure. This will be a series of 8 16-person fighting tournaments, each one held in different worlds. The worlds will be Hyrule/Termina, (Zelda, duh), Nerima (Ranma 1/2), Jowston (Suikoden, a game for Playstation), Z world (DBZ), Balamb (Final Fantasy 8), Alexandria (Final Fantasy 9), Mushroom Kingdom (Mario), and the Real World (reality). People will vote on who they want to win. When all of the tournaments are done, the 4 top fighters from each world will all fight in a Final 32-person Tournament. If you vote for this, I promise I will do the Zelda tournament first.
Ok, so here it is.
Chapter 5 Poll of the Chapter!
What fic should I write along with this one?
None of them, just concentrate on this then write that other stuff!
Hercule Goes Super Saiyan!
Link Nibun No Ichi!
Tournament Saga!
All your ideas suck, and I think you should stop writing this piece of crap too!
(Let it be forewarned that only those willing to have their head stuck up Rauru's butt should choose the last choice.)
Ok, now just leave your answer to the poll in your review! SAYONARA!
A Legend of Zelda fanfic by Mousse1/2
Chapter 5: Action-packed madness in the Haunted Wasteland!
Author Note: Yo, this is Mousse1/2, with chapter 5 of The Temples of Fanfiction! Ok, let me make this perfectly clear: NO MORE APPLYING FOR SAGES! They are all chosen except for Horror (still), but that is because I am trying to choose between two applicants who both gave good ideas. Oh, and to the person who flamed me: HOW DARE YOU! I'll let you go for now, since it's the first offense, but ANY MORE FLAMERS WILL MEET SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES!!!!! MUAHAHHAHHAHHAHA!!! Oh, and to the person who defended my flame, THANK YOU! Oh, and I am thinking about other fics to write along with this. I am gonna write all of them eventually, but I will only have time to write one other until this is finished. At the end of this chapter there will be a summary of the fics and a poll of which fic you think I should do first. Oh, and one final note: I LOVE MSTS! I WOULD BE SOOOO HONORED AND SOOOO HAPPY IF SOMEONE WOULD MST MY FIC! AND, EVEN IF ONE IS MADE, I DON'T CARE! THE MORE THE BETTER! SO, MST MY FIC TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh, and I don't own Zelda. Now, CHAPTER FIVE!
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Last time on The Temples of Fanfiction, Link and Shika went through the rest of the Lunacy Temple and beat the Boss, Anne Robinson, rescuing the Sage of Lunacy, SS4 Psycho Link. Now, Link and Shika are exiting Hyrule Castle Town to search for the next Temple.
Link: Well, that was easy, now where's that owl?
Shika: Hey, Link, there's a flying object coming toward us! Maybe it's Kaepora Gaebora!
But it wasn't. As the object got closer, Link recognized it as a large Dragon. And, riding on top of it was a man, a bit taller and less muscular than Link, with light purple hair that had some feathers in it. He was dressed all in white, and wore a cape. The Dragon landed, and the man jumped off and faced Link.
Man: You! You must be Link, correct?
Link: That's right! Why, are you one of Gossuka's servants?
Man: Hmm? No, I am not a servant of his, but I am one of his creations. I am the DragonMage, a lone being searching for perfection. I heard you were a powerful fighter, and had already rescued one of the 7 new Sages from Gossuka's Lunacy Temple. I am here to challenge you to a duel!
Link: Uh-huh. Sorry, but I don't have time to fight people like you who are obviously too weak to stand against me. Who's the stupid looking dragon, anyway?
DragonMage: WHAT! HOW DARE YOU! YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT! AND PEPSIDRAGON ISN'T STUPID! HE'S ONE OF THE STRONGEST CREATURES IN HYRULE!
Link: DragonMage and PepsiDragon? What kind of names are those? They sound kind of stupid to me!
DragonMage: HOW DARE YOU! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!
DragonMage then went into a fighting stance, Boss Music started to play, and white letters appeared under DragonMage
BETWEEN TEMPLE MINI-BOSS
DRAGONMAGE, STAGE 1
ARROGANT MARTIAL ARTIST
The letters disappeared, and DragonMage leapt forward with a flying kick that hit Link in the neck. However, that was the only attack of his that hit, as he turned out to have the difficulty of the average Stalfos. All Link had to do was dodge DragonMage's punches and kicks, and then counter-attack with the Master Sword. After a few hits, the Boss Music ended, and DragonMage fell to his knees.
DragonMage: I-I can't believe it! I actually lost!
Link: What, you thought that you could beat me with those weak attacks? You were pathetic!
DragonMage: Argh! I'LL SHOW YOU! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME LINK! NEXT TIME YOU FIGHT ME, YOU'LL BE THE PATHETIC ONE!!!!!!!
DragonMage then jumped onto PepsiDragon and flew away. While they were flying, a lantern similar to the ones Poes hold fell down and crashed onto the ground and broke. Out of the lantern came the ghostly figure of a young woman. The woman looked at Link and spoke.
Ghost: Thank you for rescuing me! I am the ghost of Martha, an old friend of SS4 Psycho Link. I died from a tragic Cucco accident, and that nasty old DragonMage captured my spirit into that lantern. But, since you have rescued me, I will now teach you some useful skills. For example, do you know what the feather you hold does?
Link: (taking out the feather Ferdinand gave him in the last chapter) What, you mean this? What will this do?
Marsha: Yes. That is the Ultimate Feather. It holds many powers. First, the power of Featheriness, which makes you soft and feathery. Second, the power of Featherysoftness, which makes you be able to pick up a pound of rocks as easily as you could pick up a pound of feathers. And lastly, I grant you the power of Featherylightness, which allows you to jump .0234 millimeters higher than usual. Use these powers well, Link.
Link: Wait a minute, those powers are useless!
Marsha: OK, then I will teach you the Song Of Feathers. ::takes out 2 feathers and makes a whistle out of them:: learn this song well, Link
A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A.
Marsha: Play this song whenever you see a Cucco, and it will refill your life and magic. Goodbye Link, and do not fail me.
Marsha then disappeared, and Link and Shika began to journey a bit further away from Castle Town, when Link heard a giggling from behind him. He turned around, and saw a mysterious girl wrapped in a dark cloak.
Girl: You, the one with the Legendary Master Sword. You must be on your guard. That man you defeated will return, and each time you fight him he will be more and more powerful and difficult to defeat. You must keep your wits if you are to cross the burning sands to the next Temple.
The girl then giggled again, and then disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving Link to wonder.
Link: Who was that?
Shika: Look, Link, it's another flying object! It may be DragonMage!
Link: You're right! I better be prepared!
Link got his Master Sword and Mirror Shield out, and prepared to meet the oncoming enemy. However, this time it was not DragonMage, but Kaepora Gaebora.
KG: So we meet again, Link. I am here to teach you the song that will lead you to the next Temple.
Link: Ok, so what is it?
KG: It is something that pumps the adrenaline in one's muscles, something that will excite the mind and prepare it for anything. However, too much on the wrong subject can be a traumatic experience. Listen to this, the Song of Action.
Link: What, no funny name for the song, like Bolero or Minuet this time?
KG: We're running out of music vocabulary. Anyway, listen to the Song of Action.
(really fast, but not as fast as the Overture of Lunacy)
^ vv
Link repeated the song on his Ocarina, and KG left before Link could threaten him to tell where the Temple is like the last time.
Link: Ok, so I know the song, now where do I go?
Shika: Link, remember what that mysterious girl said? "You must keep your wits if you are to cross the burning sands to the next Temple." Where is it that there is desert terrain?
Link: Gerudo Valley! Let's go, Shika.
And so, Link and Shika journeyed forward to Gerudo Valley. Just like in Hyrule Castle Town, there were more people than normal, on account of Gossuka. The carpenter's tent was filled with people. But what caught Link's eye was a man outside the tent who was packing weapons and other items. The man looked at Link, and then walked over to him.
Man: Hey, You're Link, aren't you? My name is Funky Monkey Quack Quack, or FMQQ for short. I've heard rumors of one of Gossuka's 7 Temples being located in the Haunted Wasteland. I'm going there to check it out, so hopefully I can help stop Gossuka. You already defeated his first Temple, didn't you? Why don't you come along with me?
Link: Ok, but do you have the pass to get through Gerudo's Fortress?
FMQQ: No, but you don't need them anymore.
Link: Why?
FMQQ: Well, when Gossuka created all these new people, a large amount ended up in Gerudo's Valley. Only about 5 percent of the new people were Gerudos, so they just couldn't force all of these people out of here. So what they did is they only let the strongest, fastest, etc. of us live here. Anyway, let's go to the Haunted Wasteland and find that Temple!
Link, Shika, and FMQQ went to the Haunted Wasteland. It turned out that FMQQ had his own pair of Hover Boots, so they were both able to cross the first peril. However, as soon as they landed on the other side of the quicksand, a sandstorm started. The sandstorm was much larger than the ones that usually occur in the Haunted Wasteland. Link couldn't even see his own hands in front of his eyes, and he had to close his eyes to prevent all the sand from going into them. Link heard FMQQ struggling to fight the winds of the storm, but it sounded like he failed, as he let out a scream of anger and was blown away.
Shika: Link, play the Song of Storms! That usually clears up the storm!
Link: That's right! I almost forgot!
Link took out his Ocarina and played the Song of Storms. But alas, nothing happened. Link then frantically played everything he knew. When he came to the Song of Action and played it, the storm instantly cleared up. But then, a huge sand tornado came and caught Link. Link couldn't see anything, and became unconscious from the high winds.
When Link awoke, he found himself in front of the building that he always called the Poe from. He went to the top of the building and used the Lens of Truth, but the Poe wasn't there. So Link, confused, went off of the building and searched for clues of where the Temple was. While searching, he tripped on a rock and fell down into the bottom of the building. After the rough landing, Link noticed that there were many cracks in the walls. He took Bomb out of his pocket and placed it against the wall. He then ran far enough from the bomb so he wouldn't get hurt. The bomb exploded, breaking the wall and showing what lied beyond, a rock path, surrounded by lava, leading to a building that appeared to be made of coal. Over the top of the entrance to the building, in big red letters were the words, "ACTION TEMPLE".
Shika: Wow, Link, you found out where the Action Temple is! And, judging by the fact that he was separated from you in that sandstorm, FMQQ must be the Sage of Action!
Link: Alright, then, let's go in there and kick the butts of whatever enemies there are in there!
Link walked into the Action Temple, and found he was standing on a platform surrounded by torches. The platform had the symbol of a large fist on it. There was a large stone door with the same symbol on it in front of Link.
Link: Oh, c'mon! I did this to open the Shadow Temple! This is easy!
Link tried to use Din's Fire, but for some strange reason the sandstorm had taken away all of his MP.
Link: CRAP!
Shika: Hey look Link, there's a torch that's lit in that corner! I guess you have to use Deku Sticks.
So, Link had to use countless amounts of Deku Sticks to pass the flame to all of the torches. Finally, after about an hour of lighting torches, the door opened.
Link: Ugh, I NEVER want to do that again!
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Well, looks like Link and Shika have made it to the Action Temple! But what enemies must they face in order to save Funky Monkey Quack Quack, the Sage of Action? Find out in Chapter 6: Link gets some Action!
Ok, folks, it's time for that poll! Here are the fics I'm thinking of:
1. Hercule Goes Super Saiyan: DBZ, Humor/Action-Adventure. After a strange event happens, Hercule and Goku switch blood! Because of this, Goku gets a lot weaker, and Hercule becomes the strongest man in the universe, and even gains the abilities to fly, shoot ki, and turn Super Saiyan! Will the Z crew manage to beat their new foe while still keeping their sanity?
2. Link Nibun No Ichi: Zelda, Humor/Parody. It's the plot of Ranma 1/2, with the Zelda world and characters! So far I've got Link as Ranma, Zelda as Akane, Ganondorf as Ryoga, Saria as Shampoo, Mido as Mousse, Ruto as Kodachi, Malon as Ukyo, and Kaepora Gaebora as Happosai (hehehehehheeheh.....) I will think up the other characters as I go along.
3. Tournament Saga. Different Series. Humor/Action-Adventure. This will be a series of 8 16-person fighting tournaments, each one held in different worlds. The worlds will be Hyrule/Termina, (Zelda, duh), Nerima (Ranma 1/2), Jowston (Suikoden, a game for Playstation), Z world (DBZ), Balamb (Final Fantasy 8), Alexandria (Final Fantasy 9), Mushroom Kingdom (Mario), and the Real World (reality). People will vote on who they want to win. When all of the tournaments are done, the 4 top fighters from each world will all fight in a Final 32-person Tournament. If you vote for this, I promise I will do the Zelda tournament first.
Ok, so here it is.
Chapter 5 Poll of the Chapter!
What fic should I write along with this one?
None of them, just concentrate on this then write that other stuff!
Hercule Goes Super Saiyan!
Link Nibun No Ichi!
Tournament Saga!
All your ideas suck, and I think you should stop writing this piece of crap too!
(Let it be forewarned that only those willing to have their head stuck up Rauru's butt should choose the last choice.)
Ok, now just leave your answer to the poll in your review! SAYONARA!