Sephiroth's Diary


Author's note: This is really NOT Sephiroth's diary. I just thought this would be funny ^-^


Dear Diary,

Today I saw a girl, I thought she was really pretty. ~Sephiroth

Dear Diary,

I saw that girl again. She is so pretty. ~Sephiroth

Dear Diary,

I saw her again. I wanted to kiss her but she screamed when she saw me. ~Sephiroth

Dear Diary,

I cooked cookies with my mommy. That girl thinks I'm weird. ~Sephiroth

Dear Diary,

I wanted to kill Cloud today. He took that girl away. ~Sephiroth

Dear Diary,

I pushed all my anger towards Tifa's father. I killed him. ~Sephiroth

Dear Diary,

I am a murderer. You know that right? ~Sephiroth

Dear Diary,

You know all my secrets. Might as well kill you too. ~Sephiroth

"NO MORE DIARY!!!!!!!! I KILLED IT!!!!!!!!" Sephiroth yelled.

Author's note: This was just for fun to get humor out of people. Yes, this is fake. Yes, Sephiroth really did kill Tifa's father. No, Cloud has no girlfriend. No, Sephiroth has no diary. Just thought I'd get that clear. And also, Sephiroth is a murderer.