Konichiwa! Caz here. The same Caz from "Caz's Sleepovah Fic o' Doom." Fun, eh? I think I'll put a link. Just 'a cause I can do that. http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=930364. There 'ya go! Read! The pants command you! As does the confetti. ANYWAY. This fic was inspired by a dream I had after watching an Invader Zim marathon, with pixie stixs, followed by a Sailor Moon marathon with MORE pixie stixs! Yay! Well. Caz is me. Kami belongs to my friend, Kami. Gally belongs to Gally. Easy, huh? Good. Well, read, eat pixie stixs, and then review. BAI!!
Caz ran around the house, high on pixie stixs, running into walls insanly. "MONKEYS EAT CHEESE!" She proclaimed eagerly and smacked into a wall in her lab. She fell down, and stared up at the celing. She waved at it eagerly. Suddenly the head of Kir, her SIR unit, came into focus. "Geeeeeeee!" Caz shriked, "Your head fell off, Kir!" Kir processed this information, and began shrieking insanly at the top of her lungs. "Eeeeeee! MAI HEAD! It go POOF! Eeeeeee!" Caz got up and dusted off her trenchcoat. Caz was of the Irken race, yet was sent to Earth on a 'secret mission'. Caz...well, she was insane. To put it lightly. Caz was an experiment, thus was exiled from Irk. She had glasses and currled antenne, one always hanging in her face, one sticking up in the back, giving her the apperance of a mad scientist. She had a purple and orange Irken uniform, and always had on boots and gloves. In her boots, she hides two daggers.
"Now!" She declared, standing up and dusting off her trenchcoat, "It is TIME!!!" She glanced to the walls as if millions of people were trying to hear her plan. She lowered her voice to a whisper. "To go...to skool..." And with this, she ran into her elevator, hitting the wall as the door closed behind her. She quickly stood up and said "House level, computer. Oh, and holograph projection system on." She suddenly was surronded by lights and she had the apperance of a young girl with short purple hair the length of her neck. Her eyes were blue icefire, and she had on a black trenchcoat and underneath, a black shirt that said in white "Stop looking at me." She had on black baggy pants. Her glasses were still on, but her Irken backpod was disguised as a back pack. The elevator opened and she jumped out eagerly.
"Skool, skool.....a-skool, skool!" she sang as she opened the door. She jumped onto her flowerbed and said in a high, squeaky voice "Oh, for the love of God, help us! Heeeelllllppp ussssss!". She giggled, crushing more flowers, crying out "Die!!" She suddely perked up, her antenne picking up the sounds of her friends Gally and Zim ahead of her. Forgeting the flowers, she ran across the street, causing a traffic jam. Some guy yelled at her "HEY! STUPID KID! WANNA KILL YOURSELF?!?!" She replied by giving him the middle finger, still running to catch up with her friends.
Gally and Zim were walking to skool together. Gally was drawing something while Zim muttered to himself. Suddenly, they heard panting behind them. They both turned to see Caz running as fast as she could, (which isn't that fast) to them. "Hola, Caz!" Gally said. "Hey." Said Zim, recognizing her presence. She stopped when she was next to them. Gasping for breath, she managed to choke out "Hey...gah...crap....pardon me while.....I...just catch...my...breath.." She fell onto the sidewalk, still panting. Gally and Zim looked at her. "Pixie Stixs wore off, huh?" Remarked Zim. Caz stood up, still panting slightly, and said "How'd you know...I had pixie stixs?" Zim glared at her and nearly screamed "Oh, I don't know....maybe because you were at Gally and my HOUSE last night, annoying the HELL out of me....JUMPING on my HEAD? Maybe?!" Caz blinked. "That was you?" She questioned, "I though I was at Dib and Kami's....Heh....I had too many pixie stixs, huh?" Zim and Gally fell over anime-style. Caz blinked and said crazly, "Woo!" She pointed at them and mimicked their falling over. "Yay! That ow!" She cried loudly. They heard shouts behind them. "Hey! Hey, Gally! Caz! Zim!" Kami waved as she shouted. Dib followed, also waving.
"Hey!" Caz cried out. Kami and Dib reached them. By this time, Gally, Zim, and Caz were off the ground. Dib had a giant band-aid on his head. And by giant, I mean BIG! It was about the size of his eye....eh...why am I talking about a band-aid? ANYWAY, he had a band-aid on his head. Caz looked at it and bit her lip. "Epp....guess I WAS at their house. Hehe...heh..he..." Dib glared at her. Caz quickly apoligized and Dib accepted. They went on their merry way to skool.
"I mean, I'm REALLY, REALLY sorry!" Caz said for the millionth time. Dib glanced at her and replied, almost bored, "That's OKAY. You just jumped on my head and rode me around...you do that to Zim all the time...heh.." He glanced at Zim and smiled smugly. Zim growled "Shut UP, Dib-monkey!" Dib was about to shoot out an insult when there was a sudden shake in the bushes. ((A.n.: Buh buh BUHHHH!)) They all paused. Caz, being closest to the bushes, stood there and blinked. After a moment's pause, she shrieked "Eeeeeeeeee!" and dived behind Gally. Gally and Kami exchanged glances. "She's a bit slow, isn't she?" asked Kami. Gally nodded sollemly.
The bushes shook again, and Gir jumped out of the bushes in the cat costume thing. Caz peeked at Gir from behind Kami's legs. "Heh..." she laughed nervously and jumped up, looking at Gir. Something clicked in the back of her mind. Meanwhile, Zim was freaking out quiet nicely. "Gir! What are you doing here?!?" He noticed something. "And why do you have that cresent Earth-moon taped to your disguise?" The group studied Gir's head. Taped to the center of his forehead was a pathetic looking cresent moon. Caz spoke up, and said in a voice that suggested she was talking to a toddler. "Gir? Weren't you supposed to be at my home base with Kir? Where is Kir?" It was apparent she had reverted to sane-mode, temporaly at least. "Poop?" Gir replied. Caz sighed. "Goddess help me....I've got to go to MY base and go see if Kir's there..." Kami suddenly said "I'll come." Gally said insanly "Me too!" Caz grinned. "Let's hurry!" And so they raced off to Caz's home base.
Well...there's a good place to stop! Stay tuned!! Hardly any SM stuff, 'cept the cresent moon on Gir's head. Well. See ya!
Invader Caz, signing off!!!
Caz ran around the house, high on pixie stixs, running into walls insanly. "MONKEYS EAT CHEESE!" She proclaimed eagerly and smacked into a wall in her lab. She fell down, and stared up at the celing. She waved at it eagerly. Suddenly the head of Kir, her SIR unit, came into focus. "Geeeeeeee!" Caz shriked, "Your head fell off, Kir!" Kir processed this information, and began shrieking insanly at the top of her lungs. "Eeeeeee! MAI HEAD! It go POOF! Eeeeeee!" Caz got up and dusted off her trenchcoat. Caz was of the Irken race, yet was sent to Earth on a 'secret mission'. Caz...well, she was insane. To put it lightly. Caz was an experiment, thus was exiled from Irk. She had glasses and currled antenne, one always hanging in her face, one sticking up in the back, giving her the apperance of a mad scientist. She had a purple and orange Irken uniform, and always had on boots and gloves. In her boots, she hides two daggers.
"Now!" She declared, standing up and dusting off her trenchcoat, "It is TIME!!!" She glanced to the walls as if millions of people were trying to hear her plan. She lowered her voice to a whisper. "To go...to skool..." And with this, she ran into her elevator, hitting the wall as the door closed behind her. She quickly stood up and said "House level, computer. Oh, and holograph projection system on." She suddenly was surronded by lights and she had the apperance of a young girl with short purple hair the length of her neck. Her eyes were blue icefire, and she had on a black trenchcoat and underneath, a black shirt that said in white "Stop looking at me." She had on black baggy pants. Her glasses were still on, but her Irken backpod was disguised as a back pack. The elevator opened and she jumped out eagerly.
"Skool, skool.....a-skool, skool!" she sang as she opened the door. She jumped onto her flowerbed and said in a high, squeaky voice "Oh, for the love of God, help us! Heeeelllllppp ussssss!". She giggled, crushing more flowers, crying out "Die!!" She suddely perked up, her antenne picking up the sounds of her friends Gally and Zim ahead of her. Forgeting the flowers, she ran across the street, causing a traffic jam. Some guy yelled at her "HEY! STUPID KID! WANNA KILL YOURSELF?!?!" She replied by giving him the middle finger, still running to catch up with her friends.
Gally and Zim were walking to skool together. Gally was drawing something while Zim muttered to himself. Suddenly, they heard panting behind them. They both turned to see Caz running as fast as she could, (which isn't that fast) to them. "Hola, Caz!" Gally said. "Hey." Said Zim, recognizing her presence. She stopped when she was next to them. Gasping for breath, she managed to choke out "Hey...gah...crap....pardon me while.....I...just catch...my...breath.." She fell onto the sidewalk, still panting. Gally and Zim looked at her. "Pixie Stixs wore off, huh?" Remarked Zim. Caz stood up, still panting slightly, and said "How'd you know...I had pixie stixs?" Zim glared at her and nearly screamed "Oh, I don't know....maybe because you were at Gally and my HOUSE last night, annoying the HELL out of me....JUMPING on my HEAD? Maybe?!" Caz blinked. "That was you?" She questioned, "I though I was at Dib and Kami's....Heh....I had too many pixie stixs, huh?" Zim and Gally fell over anime-style. Caz blinked and said crazly, "Woo!" She pointed at them and mimicked their falling over. "Yay! That ow!" She cried loudly. They heard shouts behind them. "Hey! Hey, Gally! Caz! Zim!" Kami waved as she shouted. Dib followed, also waving.
"Hey!" Caz cried out. Kami and Dib reached them. By this time, Gally, Zim, and Caz were off the ground. Dib had a giant band-aid on his head. And by giant, I mean BIG! It was about the size of his eye....eh...why am I talking about a band-aid? ANYWAY, he had a band-aid on his head. Caz looked at it and bit her lip. "Epp....guess I WAS at their house. Hehe...heh..he..." Dib glared at her. Caz quickly apoligized and Dib accepted. They went on their merry way to skool.
"I mean, I'm REALLY, REALLY sorry!" Caz said for the millionth time. Dib glanced at her and replied, almost bored, "That's OKAY. You just jumped on my head and rode me around...you do that to Zim all the time...heh.." He glanced at Zim and smiled smugly. Zim growled "Shut UP, Dib-monkey!" Dib was about to shoot out an insult when there was a sudden shake in the bushes. ((A.n.: Buh buh BUHHHH!)) They all paused. Caz, being closest to the bushes, stood there and blinked. After a moment's pause, she shrieked "Eeeeeeeeee!" and dived behind Gally. Gally and Kami exchanged glances. "She's a bit slow, isn't she?" asked Kami. Gally nodded sollemly.
The bushes shook again, and Gir jumped out of the bushes in the cat costume thing. Caz peeked at Gir from behind Kami's legs. "Heh..." she laughed nervously and jumped up, looking at Gir. Something clicked in the back of her mind. Meanwhile, Zim was freaking out quiet nicely. "Gir! What are you doing here?!?" He noticed something. "And why do you have that cresent Earth-moon taped to your disguise?" The group studied Gir's head. Taped to the center of his forehead was a pathetic looking cresent moon. Caz spoke up, and said in a voice that suggested she was talking to a toddler. "Gir? Weren't you supposed to be at my home base with Kir? Where is Kir?" It was apparent she had reverted to sane-mode, temporaly at least. "Poop?" Gir replied. Caz sighed. "Goddess help me....I've got to go to MY base and go see if Kir's there..." Kami suddenly said "I'll come." Gally said insanly "Me too!" Caz grinned. "Let's hurry!" And so they raced off to Caz's home base.
Well...there's a good place to stop! Stay tuned!! Hardly any SM stuff, 'cept the cresent moon on Gir's head. Well. See ya!
Invader Caz, signing off!!!