Hola! Caz here again, who else?! I decided to go ahead and bring up another chappie. Besides, I couldn't fall back asleep. Anyways. I should have some pics of the group up soon, as long as my scanner keeps cooperating. *Glares at her scanner and suddenly cracks up laughing* Woo! My pic is funnay.....Zim in a mini-skirt! Hehe.....*Looks at this, then hopes Zim don't kill her* Anywho.....
Kami: Caz! Upload another chapter NOW!
Caz: Kami! I'm proofreading it! Do you want it to be full of gramatical errors?!
Kami: I don't care!
Zim: Caz! You BETTER not put me in that mini-skirt!!
Caz: *Evily* I have to. It was in my dream.
Dib: As long as I'M not in the skirt, I'm fine!
Caz: Don't worry.....Zim was the only guy lucky enough to have a skirt....*Glances over at Zim and cracks up*
Gally: *Hanging off her chaindeler in laughter*
Zim: *Glaring at Caz* I will kill you, now.
Woo! Okay, I HAD to do that. The voices made me....This chapter brought to you by an extreme sugar high, fifty cough drops, my dream, and the letter 'Meef'!
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Kami and Gally raced to Caz's house at top speed. Caz dragged behind them, being a very slow runner. She tripped on a rock and landed face first on the sidewalk. "Yum," she muttered. "Dirt." Kami and Gally ran to her for the seventh time in ten minutes. "You okie?" Gally asked as she and Kami helped her up. "Yeah..." she said, trying to stop bloodflow from her cheek "I'm fine." Kami sighed. "You know, at this pace, walking would be much faster." "Hummm...." Caz thought hard, something she rarely did. "Hey!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Mech-legs!" Out of her backpod, 8 spider legs shot. ((a/n: Out of her backpod, 8 spiderlegs shot?!? What the Hell?!)) Caz controlled them through her mindwaves. "Well!" She said happily. "This should be eaiser! Less go!" Kami and Gally grinned, and they set off to Caz's. Caz, being faster and having more control, made it there in record time.
MEANWHILE!
Zim was trying to get Gir to go back home. "Come ON, Gir! Go home THIS INSTANCE!" He shouted angrily. Gir ignored Zim, and looked around. He saw a bird, a tree, a Home Depot, and....Gir gasped. "Big-head-boy!" He chirped eagerly. He pounced on Dib and lodged himself on Dib's head. "Gah!" Dib screamed. "Get it off! Get your stupid robot off my head, Zim!!" Zim laughed manicly. "Gir! Kill him!" Gir purred and said "I like your big head, Dibby guy!" Dib shouted angrily "My head's not big!". Gir suddenly jumped off of Dib's head and walked up to Zim, bringing out a broach. ((a/n: What was it? . It be long time since I see first eppie. I no 'member.)) Eyes glowing red, Gir proclaimed "Invader Zim! You are Sailor Moon, warior of love and justice!" Gir's eyes went cyan again. "I like juice. It is goooooodddd...." He trailed off. "Oh yeah! You are Sailor Moon, warrior princess of love and justice! Sent to Earth to do stuff! Yay! Stuff!" At this, Gir handed him the broach. Zim looked at Gir quizicly. "Warrior princess of love and justice? What is this nonsence?!" Dib looked at Gir, who was now running around insanly. Suddenly, Gir stopped as his eyes fell on Dib for a second time. "You! Big head boy!" Dib growled. "You is Sailor Mercury! Princess of stuff! Stuff is good!" Gir handed Dib another broach. Dib studied it. "What is this thing?" He asked. Gir tried to explain the best he could. "You are Sailor Moon and Mercury. You were sent to Earth to fight crime, and PBS, and Brittney Spears and evil!"
Gir contiuned. "All you gotsa do is take the pretty shiney things, hold 'em up and say.." He directed this to Zim. "Moon Prisim Power! And...." He directed this at Dib. "Mercury Prisim Power! And then the world can be saved! The end!" Gir clapped, happy with the story. Zim and Dib both raised an eyebrow. Dib looked at the broach, as did Zim. Zim, on inpulse, held his up and shouted "Moon Prisim Power!" and Dib stared at him for a second. He raised his own broach feebly, and said "Mercury.....Prisim...power?" Okay, you all know the drill. They transform. I can't really explain it. Anyone who can, tell me. Okay, suddenly both Dib and Zim were dressed in outfits similar to Moon's and Mercury's. Let me describe them, because they were a little diffrent.
Dib had on a white, tight-fitting shirt with blue sleeves and a blue collar. His trenchcoat was missing. He had on aqua-blue shorts, and black knee-high boots with blue on the tips. He had one earring, a blue star. ((a/n: Woo! ^_^)) He looked, in a word, spiffy. I don't know if that's a word or not, but who cares? Zim, on the other hand, had a white, also tight-fitting shirt with yellow sleeves and a yellow collar. He had on black, knee-high boots, with yellow and red at the tips. He didn't have an earring (duh 0.o) and his costume differed from Dib's......he had on a MINI-SKIRT!!!
Dib felt his arms chill, and he realized he didn't have on his trenchcoat. He glanced down at himself. He saw his outfit and his eyes widened. "Woah...this can't be happening, this can't be happening, this is a dream, right?" Zim, meanwhile, was a bit preoccupied. He had just realized he was in a skirt. He screamed and ducked behind the bushes, hiding. Dib heard the scream and saw the bushes move. He went over to them and pulled Zim out. He saw the mini-skirt and choked, half on laughter, half on pure shock. I mean, what would you do if you saw ZIM in a mini-skirt? Huh? Huh? Dib couldn't take it anymore, he burst out laughing. Zim pulled himself away from Dib's grasp and mentally cursed him out. Dib looked up sharply. ~~Languge, lanugage, MISS!~~ He thought telepathically. ~~Gah! Get out of my head!~~ Zim thought back to him. They continued to mentally fight, not even relizing people were staring at them, Zim in paticular. Gir, who had been silent this whole time, suddenly screamed out "BOOM!" and giggled insanly. This brought both Dib and Zim back to Earth....eh, Irk, for Zim, technally. Well, they stopped fighting. Zim looked down at himself again, realizing about the mini-skirt. "Eep!" He dived behind the bushes and shouted "Gir! How do I get out of this thing?!?" Gir helped Zim and Dib through the de-transformation state. Of course, no one knows what that is, so back to Gally, Kami, and me!
BACK AT CAZ'S BASE....
No time has passed. Caz, Gally, and Kami had justed reached Caz's base. Caz stood infront of the door. A computers voice said "Irken DNA. Pass!" and the door swung open. All three went inside. Kir was on the counter, appling pizza sauce like a human would make-up. "Kir!" Shouted Caz. Kir squeaked. "Hi mistress!! Ain't I perrdy?" The insane SIR unit grinned, violet eyes flashing. Caz smiled softly, then remebered why she came. "Okay....'s long as you're here, then we better go to skool." She activated her mechlegs again. "Wait! Wait! Wait!" Cried out Kir. Caz de-activated them. "Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!" Kir continued to shout. Gally, Kami and Caz exchanged glances. Caz turned to Gally. "You want to do the honors?" Gally grinned and nodded. She delivered a swift kick to Kir's head. Kir fell off balance and tumbled downward. "Yay!! That ow!!!" She cried triumphently. Gally grinned and Caz smiled, glad her SIR unit was picking up on her insanity. Kir stood up and aproached the three girls. "You are the Sailor Scouts!" She pointed at Gally. "Sailor Mars!" She pointed at Kami "Sailor Juipter!" and then she pointed to Caz. "Sailor Venus!" Caz clapped and shrieked "What'd I win, what'd I win?!?!?" Kami, realizing that Caz had been eating Pixie Stixs last night, and still had some sugar left in her, grabbed a box of Kleenex from a table. She handed it to Caz. "Make yourself useful." Kami said. Caz grinned insanly and pulled Kleenex out of the box, dancing around insanly. ((a/n: I have accually done this. While singing the Doom Song.)) Kir walked up to her mistress and grabbed her by the ankles. Caz tripped over herself. "Woo! Hi floor!" Kami and Gally looked at her. She got up and dusted herself, in temporary sane-mode. Kir handed the three girls broaches.
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Woo! Cliffhanger!! Okay, that's a good enough place to stop. I got my friend to draw a picture of Zim as Sailor Moon....he did really good......*Staring at the picture, developing a nosebleed* *Muttering to herself* Damn Zim's sexy ass!
Zim: What was that?!? 0.o
Caz: Nothing! ^_^ Hehheh....Well, PLEASE read and review! Lots of Sailor Moon stuff here, and Zim in his mini-skirt! *Laughs insanly* Mmmm, mmm, good! You know you want to see what happens next!! Expect the next chappie up at about 3:00 Central time, after I finish my homework. 'Night!
Kir: Don't let the tacos bite!
Caz: Taco, taco, taco! Invader Caz signing off!
Kami: Caz! Upload another chapter NOW!
Caz: Kami! I'm proofreading it! Do you want it to be full of gramatical errors?!
Kami: I don't care!
Zim: Caz! You BETTER not put me in that mini-skirt!!
Caz: *Evily* I have to. It was in my dream.
Dib: As long as I'M not in the skirt, I'm fine!
Caz: Don't worry.....Zim was the only guy lucky enough to have a skirt....*Glances over at Zim and cracks up*
Gally: *Hanging off her chaindeler in laughter*
Zim: *Glaring at Caz* I will kill you, now.
Woo! Okay, I HAD to do that. The voices made me....This chapter brought to you by an extreme sugar high, fifty cough drops, my dream, and the letter 'Meef'!
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Kami and Gally raced to Caz's house at top speed. Caz dragged behind them, being a very slow runner. She tripped on a rock and landed face first on the sidewalk. "Yum," she muttered. "Dirt." Kami and Gally ran to her for the seventh time in ten minutes. "You okie?" Gally asked as she and Kami helped her up. "Yeah..." she said, trying to stop bloodflow from her cheek "I'm fine." Kami sighed. "You know, at this pace, walking would be much faster." "Hummm...." Caz thought hard, something she rarely did. "Hey!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Mech-legs!" Out of her backpod, 8 spider legs shot. ((a/n: Out of her backpod, 8 spiderlegs shot?!? What the Hell?!)) Caz controlled them through her mindwaves. "Well!" She said happily. "This should be eaiser! Less go!" Kami and Gally grinned, and they set off to Caz's. Caz, being faster and having more control, made it there in record time.
MEANWHILE!
Zim was trying to get Gir to go back home. "Come ON, Gir! Go home THIS INSTANCE!" He shouted angrily. Gir ignored Zim, and looked around. He saw a bird, a tree, a Home Depot, and....Gir gasped. "Big-head-boy!" He chirped eagerly. He pounced on Dib and lodged himself on Dib's head. "Gah!" Dib screamed. "Get it off! Get your stupid robot off my head, Zim!!" Zim laughed manicly. "Gir! Kill him!" Gir purred and said "I like your big head, Dibby guy!" Dib shouted angrily "My head's not big!". Gir suddenly jumped off of Dib's head and walked up to Zim, bringing out a broach. ((a/n: What was it? . It be long time since I see first eppie. I no 'member.)) Eyes glowing red, Gir proclaimed "Invader Zim! You are Sailor Moon, warior of love and justice!" Gir's eyes went cyan again. "I like juice. It is goooooodddd...." He trailed off. "Oh yeah! You are Sailor Moon, warrior princess of love and justice! Sent to Earth to do stuff! Yay! Stuff!" At this, Gir handed him the broach. Zim looked at Gir quizicly. "Warrior princess of love and justice? What is this nonsence?!" Dib looked at Gir, who was now running around insanly. Suddenly, Gir stopped as his eyes fell on Dib for a second time. "You! Big head boy!" Dib growled. "You is Sailor Mercury! Princess of stuff! Stuff is good!" Gir handed Dib another broach. Dib studied it. "What is this thing?" He asked. Gir tried to explain the best he could. "You are Sailor Moon and Mercury. You were sent to Earth to fight crime, and PBS, and Brittney Spears and evil!"
Gir contiuned. "All you gotsa do is take the pretty shiney things, hold 'em up and say.." He directed this to Zim. "Moon Prisim Power! And...." He directed this at Dib. "Mercury Prisim Power! And then the world can be saved! The end!" Gir clapped, happy with the story. Zim and Dib both raised an eyebrow. Dib looked at the broach, as did Zim. Zim, on inpulse, held his up and shouted "Moon Prisim Power!" and Dib stared at him for a second. He raised his own broach feebly, and said "Mercury.....Prisim...power?" Okay, you all know the drill. They transform. I can't really explain it. Anyone who can, tell me. Okay, suddenly both Dib and Zim were dressed in outfits similar to Moon's and Mercury's. Let me describe them, because they were a little diffrent.
Dib had on a white, tight-fitting shirt with blue sleeves and a blue collar. His trenchcoat was missing. He had on aqua-blue shorts, and black knee-high boots with blue on the tips. He had one earring, a blue star. ((a/n: Woo! ^_^)) He looked, in a word, spiffy. I don't know if that's a word or not, but who cares? Zim, on the other hand, had a white, also tight-fitting shirt with yellow sleeves and a yellow collar. He had on black, knee-high boots, with yellow and red at the tips. He didn't have an earring (duh 0.o) and his costume differed from Dib's......he had on a MINI-SKIRT!!!
Dib felt his arms chill, and he realized he didn't have on his trenchcoat. He glanced down at himself. He saw his outfit and his eyes widened. "Woah...this can't be happening, this can't be happening, this is a dream, right?" Zim, meanwhile, was a bit preoccupied. He had just realized he was in a skirt. He screamed and ducked behind the bushes, hiding. Dib heard the scream and saw the bushes move. He went over to them and pulled Zim out. He saw the mini-skirt and choked, half on laughter, half on pure shock. I mean, what would you do if you saw ZIM in a mini-skirt? Huh? Huh? Dib couldn't take it anymore, he burst out laughing. Zim pulled himself away from Dib's grasp and mentally cursed him out. Dib looked up sharply. ~~Languge, lanugage, MISS!~~ He thought telepathically. ~~Gah! Get out of my head!~~ Zim thought back to him. They continued to mentally fight, not even relizing people were staring at them, Zim in paticular. Gir, who had been silent this whole time, suddenly screamed out "BOOM!" and giggled insanly. This brought both Dib and Zim back to Earth....eh, Irk, for Zim, technally. Well, they stopped fighting. Zim looked down at himself again, realizing about the mini-skirt. "Eep!" He dived behind the bushes and shouted "Gir! How do I get out of this thing?!?" Gir helped Zim and Dib through the de-transformation state. Of course, no one knows what that is, so back to Gally, Kami, and me!
BACK AT CAZ'S BASE....
No time has passed. Caz, Gally, and Kami had justed reached Caz's base. Caz stood infront of the door. A computers voice said "Irken DNA. Pass!" and the door swung open. All three went inside. Kir was on the counter, appling pizza sauce like a human would make-up. "Kir!" Shouted Caz. Kir squeaked. "Hi mistress!! Ain't I perrdy?" The insane SIR unit grinned, violet eyes flashing. Caz smiled softly, then remebered why she came. "Okay....'s long as you're here, then we better go to skool." She activated her mechlegs again. "Wait! Wait! Wait!" Cried out Kir. Caz de-activated them. "Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!" Kir continued to shout. Gally, Kami and Caz exchanged glances. Caz turned to Gally. "You want to do the honors?" Gally grinned and nodded. She delivered a swift kick to Kir's head. Kir fell off balance and tumbled downward. "Yay!! That ow!!!" She cried triumphently. Gally grinned and Caz smiled, glad her SIR unit was picking up on her insanity. Kir stood up and aproached the three girls. "You are the Sailor Scouts!" She pointed at Gally. "Sailor Mars!" She pointed at Kami "Sailor Juipter!" and then she pointed to Caz. "Sailor Venus!" Caz clapped and shrieked "What'd I win, what'd I win?!?!?" Kami, realizing that Caz had been eating Pixie Stixs last night, and still had some sugar left in her, grabbed a box of Kleenex from a table. She handed it to Caz. "Make yourself useful." Kami said. Caz grinned insanly and pulled Kleenex out of the box, dancing around insanly. ((a/n: I have accually done this. While singing the Doom Song.)) Kir walked up to her mistress and grabbed her by the ankles. Caz tripped over herself. "Woo! Hi floor!" Kami and Gally looked at her. She got up and dusted herself, in temporary sane-mode. Kir handed the three girls broaches.
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Woo! Cliffhanger!! Okay, that's a good enough place to stop. I got my friend to draw a picture of Zim as Sailor Moon....he did really good......*Staring at the picture, developing a nosebleed* *Muttering to herself* Damn Zim's sexy ass!
Zim: What was that?!? 0.o
Caz: Nothing! ^_^ Hehheh....Well, PLEASE read and review! Lots of Sailor Moon stuff here, and Zim in his mini-skirt! *Laughs insanly* Mmmm, mmm, good! You know you want to see what happens next!! Expect the next chappie up at about 3:00 Central time, after I finish my homework. 'Night!
Kir: Don't let the tacos bite!
Caz: Taco, taco, taco! Invader Caz signing off!