Author's Note: EEK! I'm Baaaaaack! Lol, didja all miss me? *Long Pause* Aw, you know you love me. Heh. Well, here's the next installment…I know some of the syllables are a little off, but hey. I worked on it to the best off my ability! Jesus! What more do you want from me? Oh yeah, and there's a teensy bit more Dennis/Torn Prince hinting here, mmmkay?
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:::Dennis walks out onto a dark stage. Instantly, thousands of Fangirls…and boys…begin screaming.:::
Dennis: *Bows Head and Snaps fingers once*
:::A section of the stage lights up, revealing The Torn Prince on Drums.:::
Dennis: *Snaps fingers again*
:::Another section lights up, revealing The First Born Son on a Keyboard. It should be noted that he is standing on several phonebooks in order to see over the instrument.:::
Dennis: *Snaps fingers…again.*
:::GASP! You guessed it. Another section of the stage lights up, revealing The Angry Princess on Guitar.:::
Dennis: *Snaps his fingers for the final time (Thank God) and the rest of the stage lights up.*
:::Fan-People scream loud enough to make peoples ears bleed.:::
Ghosts: *Start Playing*
Dennis: *Lifts Microphone to mouth and starts singing to the tune of 'One Week' By The Barenaked Ladies*
It's been one week since I up and died,
Defending Arthur and giving myself pride.
Five days since I bought The Farm,
When Ghetto Hammer decided to break my arm.
Three days since The Juggernaut,
Beat the crap outta me, and snapped my back in two.
Last week, I had a nice heartbeat,
But the 13th Ghost is still there to confuse you.
:::Fangirls Are Still Screaming. From Backstage, The Hammer & Juggernaut flash Peace signs to the crowd. Dennis flips the two off and continues the song…:::
Dennis: Hold it now and let me tell you,
About my new crew.
You'll think you're walkin' in a Graveyard.
I give props to the Torn Prince, tho' he's got a case of skin-mince,
Torn Prince: *Flashes Peace Sign to the crowd. Unfortunately, as Drumming requires two hands, he drops one of his drumsticks…Predictably, it rolls across the stage…where the Angry Princess slides on it.*
Angry Princess: *Goes Stumbling into The First Born Son, who topples off his mountain of Yellow Pages and into the crowd.*
Random Fangirl # 1: EEEK! *Lifts up arm to reveal First Born with his arrow jammed in her misused appendage.*
First Born Son: Sorry!
Dennis: *Ignores the Oncoming Destruction*
I like the Princess, cause I'm a guy so it's obvious.
Angry Princess: *Drags herself off the ground and prepares to go slap Dennis…Unfortunately, in her fury she fails to notice The Torn Prince as he goes charging past her looking for his lost drumstick. He knocks her forward and into the Keyboard.*
Random Fangirl # 1: *Flails around and succeeds in dislodging the First Born Son. Unfortunately, he goes sailing farther back into the crowed and…*
Random Fangirl # 2: ##$&)@&@(~!!!
First Born: Ooh, oops, my bad!
Angry Princess: *Decides Dennis can wait and picks herself off the ground to find the Torn Prince and maybe bash him over the head with her Guitar…or something equally violent and unnecessary.*
Dennis: *Trying To Keep Singing*
Hot like The Jackal, whose got bad teeth.
Huge Ghetto Hammer,
Because I'm all about dissin' him.
The Juggernaut's got mad height
You try to talk to, Jean K, she'll stab you with her IV
Bound Woman really needs a neck brace,
Get Great Child A goddamn napkin,
Someone tell Pilgrimess that Wicca is not a sin.
Gotta find his head, that poor Torso,
Fist-Born's got a long-ass arrow,
And the Dire Mother, has some Mommy-Son issues.
Fangirl # 26: *Goes down with the First Born Sticking to the back of her head*
Angry Princess: *Screaming Various Obscenities at the Torn Prince, who is cradling his recently found Drumstick to his chest and looking happy*
Random Fangirl # 37: *Screaming Bloody murder, as The First Born now has his face squished between her breasts.*
First Born: *Muffled* Good Grief.
Angry Princess: *Has stalked her way across the stage and is preparing to bash The Torn Princes Head in with her guitar. She raises it above her head and…*
Torn Prince: *Smiles Happily and Skips back to his Drumset.*
Angry Princess: *…brings it down a split-second too late. She misses her target, and her momentum sends her sailing into the crowd.*
Random Fan-Person: *Thinks She wants to Body Surf and sends her along*
Dennis: *Squeezing his eyes shut and praying*
How can I help it if I think it's funny that I'm dead,
It's real ironic when it's all done and said,
I was the kind of guy that didn't have friends,
But now that I'm dead, I've got Twelve of 'em.
I have a tendency to think I'm hot when I'm not,
My fangirls still keep telling me to get rid of my shirt…
Angry Princess: *Is Scowling Darkly and has her arms crossed as she is passed from person to person.*
First Born: *Gives a little wave as he passes over her only to impale someone else a split-second later.*
Dennis: *Notices he has his drums back and starts to get a little more confident.*
It's been one week since my ass was kicked,
Cyrus built the Hell Machine and got diced up,
Five days since I lost my pulse,
I should just hauled my ass Outta here.
It's been a few days since Arthur left,
He took his kids and burned rubber down the road to home.
I didn't like him anyway.
At least the 13th Ghost is still there to confuse you…
Sometimes it's tough, being dead don't ya know,
I feel like walkin' through walls and moanin' 'Boo'
It's a horror movie with no lights on,
'Cept I'm the hero,
And I doubt I'll get the hot girl.
Friggin' Pig Latin is like a mantra,
First Born throws tantrums,
Like Princie, guaranteed to satisfy.
:::A faint 'DO NOT!' is heard from the crowd before the sound of an arrow piercing flesh and another dying scream are also heard:::
Angry Princess: *Manages to haul herself back onstage looking furious and haggard.*
Dennis: *Back To Full Steam*
Hey, I'm a psychic like Miss Cleo
Well, Except that I'm for real,
And I really don't send Spam mail to you.
I used to touch peeps and take pain trips,
Dunno if I still do, heh maybe.
I can't really test it because everyone here's dead.
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause the Torn Prince has got the mad Sailor Fuku*
He makes me think the wrong thing
Torn Prince: *Whispering* He cares! *Goes into a dead faint…Heheh, get it? Ain't I hilarious?*
:::Predictably, he faints into the drums, scattering them.:::
Angry Princess: *Is once again marching angrily across the stage…and is once again deterred when a drum rolls into her and off into the now-panicked and half dead crowd.*
Dennis: *Hears the Crash of The Drums and winces*
How can I help it if I think it's funny that I'm dead,
Ironic when it's all done and said,
I was the kind of guy that didn't have any friends,
But now that I'm dead, I've got Twelve of 'em.
I have a tendency to think I'm hot when I'm not,
My fangirls still keep telling me to lose my shirt…
First Born: *Topples Random Fangirl # 125*
Angry Princess: *Is practically exploding with anger. She stomps across the stage and stops in front of the comatose Torn Prince*
Dennis: *Notices what's going on out of the corner of his eye and starts to panic*
It's been one week since I bit the dust,
I suppose I can deal if I really must,
Five days since I noticed that, maybe
With Torn Prince Here I might not be so very sad.
Few days since I lost my life,
Hell, sure it hurt, holy cheese, but what could I do?
Yesterday I thought 'It's not so bad',
Cause there's still the 13Th Ghost there to confuse you…
Angry Princess: *Begins strangling the unconscious Torn Prince and cackling maniacally*
First Born: *Takes down 6 more fan-people*
Dennis: *By now, just wants to get the song over with!*
But The 13th Ghost is still there to confuse you…
But The 13th Ghost is still there to confuse you…
C'mon peeps, It's just there to confuse you.
First Born: *Dislodges himself from Random Fangirl # 374 and clambers back on stage. He takes a quick bow, and leaves, trailing various organs and dripping blood across the stage.*
Dennis: *Bows quickly and runs offstage as fast as he can*
Angry Princess: *Realizes that she broke a nail abusing Torn Prince and huffs indignantly before walking offstage*
Torn Prince: *Wakes Up* *Sighs Happily* He cares!
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*- A Sailor Fuku is just a fancy-shmancy way of saying a Sailor Moon Outfit.
And now, to those who reviewed!
Redrose2310: Oooh…do you really think I could pull that off? I mean, Slash on it's own is controversial, but Ghost-Slash? Hmmm…would it be considered Necrophilia if both parties are dead? Hmm…well, if you think I could do it, then by-golly I'll do my best! Lol, thanks for reviewing and feeding my ego.
Doped Out Bunny: *Bows* You're welcome, lol. I just thought people should read you're fic 'cause: A) It kicks more ass then I can say, and B) It actually inspired this fic…*Sheepish Grin* Anywho…you really thought it was funny? *Eyes well up with tears* I'm so happy! Lol, and I love you too…in a strictly platonic and completely heterosexual way…Lol.
Shadowcat832: =) Geez, don't laugh so much! You'll bust a gut, and I don't have the money to pay your Hospital Bills! Lol, I'm glad you liked this…after all, I live to serve!
Lol, I'd better wrap this up. Sorry for all you who were hoping for more bloopers…I thought if I put two Blooper chappies in a row, FF.Net would delete my account again. Lol, no worries tho' there'll be more! I promise!
Coming up next: Whose Line Is It Anyway? Featuring our favorite characters!
And always remember kiddies…Torn Prince All.