This story is a trigun crossover it kind of explains it self it is a little
comical and a little serious. So R+R hope u like it = )
Mike: Ahhhggh, * enters room and plays gotta get thru this as loud as he can * that should take care of the long haired asshole next door blasting his mind eating 70s rock I thought I showed him last time with sandstorm and overdose! o its not his fault its........her just can't stand her anymore!!! She wins the prize 4 bitch of the year award, she won't even tell me y she is mad at me! Everyday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe if she had a good legitimate reason 4 being mad at me I would stop asking her y she is mad but her reason is "because u r an idiot" which in some cases I don't disagree w/ her but is that a good reason???? NO!!!!
Mysterious Man: O Shut Up already!
Mike: * grabs fightstick2000 (a fighting stick w/ a blowgun and flamethrower built in and conveniently only weighs 2 lbs.! = ) ) * There r at least 15 ways I can kill u right now and 10 ways I can knock u out within five seconds and finally 7 pressure points on your body and if u r not strong enough u will collapse straight to the ground so back off or I will use these techniques plus my Fightstick 200 on your ass!!!
Mysterious Man: I don't think u will be doing any that because I have at least 5-10 guns on me so y don't u back off!
Mike: Who r u???
Mysterious Man: Well let me give u a clue I am the man so evil he has $$60,000,000,000 on my head...
Mike: Vash?
Vash: Yes its me retard now put down that stick!!
Mike: I thought u were in rehab.
Vash: Well I escaped there is no time 2 explain now come w/ me
Mike: wait u do know that-
Vash: Yes I know your mom doesn't get home 'till about 6:30 7 ish
Mike: How did u know??
Vash: I've been studying you and every1 else in this house now don't worry about your mother not getting home I've already made arrangements w/ Chris, u know the guy your mom is going out w/.
Mike: How do u know all of this stuff??
Vash: I told u I've been studying you and every1 else in this house for about a month now! The Fridays across the street makes a really good place 2 hide out and hook up my cameras to my Tough Book the latest from Panasonic * Vash starts hugging his laptop * who loves u who is my little baby?
Mike: um Vash u do realize that u r hugging an inanimate object??
Vash: * still having a little moment w/ his laptop * o yes um um I was um well uh
Mike: well let's go and when we are in your car then give me the low down on why it is so important that I leave
Vash: bring any necessary material or things u might want
Mike: hmmm I think I'll just take all of my good clothes, my CD player MY Tough Book and that's basically it o yes I almost 4got, how many cats can I take?? * Vash falls 2 the floor * O I'll just take 2 of my 3 Griddy Kitty will just have 2 stay here bye Griddiest! Come on Mischief and u 2 Vashu!
Vash: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!!!
Mike: What Vashu????
Vash: * falls 2 the floor again * yes exactly
Mike: well I was talking 2 my cat, not u
Vash: o ok then lets go!!!
Mike: what do u drive anyway?
Vash: u will see when we get into the Fridays parking lot
Mike: o we have to walk all that way!!!
Vash: yes and do u have something to carry your animals in
Mike: Well duh my cats have that new cat carrier thingy that drives itself and has just about everything in!
Vash: Whaaaat!!!!????!! U actually have 1 of those I was trying to get 1 for Kureneko but they are like $5,000!!!!!
Mike: did I mention I have a ton more money than both of my parents
Vash: * again falls to the floor * Mike: u know u have 2 stop doing that
Vash: it's hard not to when u have some sort of child prodigy impressing u every 5 seconds now hurry up I don't have all day u know 2 the parking lot!!!
Mike: is it just me or is that not route 46 that u r asking me 2 cross
Vash: I'll explain when we get in the car just hurry up this is serious!!!
Mike: Fine * Pulls out fighting stick and pole-vaults over route 46 abd into the Fridays parking lot
Vash: * thinking 2 himself * he should be good in the training
Mike: Hurry up Vash!
Vash: o calm down * runs up tree on side of the road and back flips onto the grass median and then jumps hood to hood on the cars 'till he reaches the parking lot *
Mike: Finally! Now which car is yours?
Vash: That silver Mercedes SLK 2001 with the leather interior
Mike: I didn't ask 4 a car commercial I just wanted 2 know which 1 was yours, god u could have just said that 1 over there
Vash: Sry now get in!
Mike: ok, * gets in the car * how do get in here without messing up your hair??
Vash: well I keep xtra hair spray up here in this little compartment and some gel in the- HEY SHUT UP your hair isn't xactly straight down either! Well anyway there was a good reason I took u
Mike: Well what was it???
Vash: * turns on radio and starts driving * well u know Kathryn's little gang?
Mike: Yeah
Vash: well they should be at your house right now looking to kill u, and then come after our gang and kill us too
Mike: what do u mean us?
Vash: well my gang consists of Wolfwood, Myself, Cady, Beat, Yo-Yo, Kureneko, Cube, and now u and who ever else u pick.
Mike: wow wow wow hold up 1 minute first of all who are Beat, and Cube and I am not going to get involved in gang warfare! And also Kathryn's gang killed Cady for not thinking in the same frame of mind that they were in!
Vash: wrong we saved her, right before Kathryn killed her I saved her and trained her just like what will be happening 2 u
Mike: wait u r training me 2??
Vash: No Wolfwood is doing that the only thing that was part of your training with me was getting across rt. 46
Mike: So where r u taking me now??
Vash: to our secret hideout/nightclub in NYC
Mike: o cool
Vash: well we r almost there only about half an hour more!
Mike:so do I get to go shopping for all new spy clothes like stuff from the Armani Exchange and Progress and um well uh all of those stores that I love- I mean so I am more um well uh
Vash: if u want
Mike: REALLY??!!!!
Vash: Yeah but u only get $5,000,000 to spend
Mike: wow where do u get all this money?
Vash: did u not hear me say nightclub or NYC??? We have about twenty nightclubs one of them being the RedBox which gives us a ton of money but the 1 our hideout is in the RaveRoom grosses about $2,000,000,000 a year
Mike: Well then let's stop at the Short Hills mall real quick!??!!??
Vash: Tomorrow, they r having a sale on long robes like the red 1 I am wearing now, I hear they will have them in blue and green and some in teal and a bunch of other colors to and, oooo velvet, silk, and satin too ahhhh
Mike: * rolls eyes * having another moment r we?? Vash: o yes sorry, well u have 2 meet every1 first anyway now that we are only a few blocks away from our hideout
Mike: Is it the 1 with the big RaveRoom sign on it??
Vash: yup that's the 1
Mike: wow it is almost the size of Webster Hall!!!!!!
Vash: well let's go
Mike: * Get's out of the car *
Wolfwood: so u got him in time * as he puts his cigarette out in the ashtray next to him *
Cady: Mike! He saved u from Kathryn's big wigs?
Mike: yup
Cady: so who r u going to choose
Mike: what??
Vash: O I 4got 2 tell u, u get 2 choose up to 3 more people to add to our gang
Mike: cool! so Cady did u go clothes shopping yet w/ $5,000,000 yet???
Cady: no mister red bathrobe here was waiting for the big sale
Mike: o well u can come with me tomorrow
Cady: I know so is every1 else
Mike: where r those 3 people Beat Yo-Yo and Cube??
Cady: they r out hookin' up deals in Europe for people to come play and dj at our nightclub 2night KTU is coming
Mike: o cool
Cady: yeah well should mike and I go pick up some pizza or Chinese or something?
Wolfwood: well we r going out 2night
Cady: o yeah I 4got, where r we going again??
Wolfwood: I don't know we'll figure it out l8r!
Well that was the first chapter hope u liked it! well R+R there is a lot more action in the next few chapters!!!!!!
Mike: Ahhhggh, * enters room and plays gotta get thru this as loud as he can * that should take care of the long haired asshole next door blasting his mind eating 70s rock I thought I showed him last time with sandstorm and overdose! o its not his fault its........her just can't stand her anymore!!! She wins the prize 4 bitch of the year award, she won't even tell me y she is mad at me! Everyday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe if she had a good legitimate reason 4 being mad at me I would stop asking her y she is mad but her reason is "because u r an idiot" which in some cases I don't disagree w/ her but is that a good reason???? NO!!!!
Mysterious Man: O Shut Up already!
Mike: * grabs fightstick2000 (a fighting stick w/ a blowgun and flamethrower built in and conveniently only weighs 2 lbs.! = ) ) * There r at least 15 ways I can kill u right now and 10 ways I can knock u out within five seconds and finally 7 pressure points on your body and if u r not strong enough u will collapse straight to the ground so back off or I will use these techniques plus my Fightstick 200 on your ass!!!
Mysterious Man: I don't think u will be doing any that because I have at least 5-10 guns on me so y don't u back off!
Mike: Who r u???
Mysterious Man: Well let me give u a clue I am the man so evil he has $$60,000,000,000 on my head...
Mike: Vash?
Vash: Yes its me retard now put down that stick!!
Mike: I thought u were in rehab.
Vash: Well I escaped there is no time 2 explain now come w/ me
Mike: wait u do know that-
Vash: Yes I know your mom doesn't get home 'till about 6:30 7 ish
Mike: How did u know??
Vash: I've been studying you and every1 else in this house now don't worry about your mother not getting home I've already made arrangements w/ Chris, u know the guy your mom is going out w/.
Mike: How do u know all of this stuff??
Vash: I told u I've been studying you and every1 else in this house for about a month now! The Fridays across the street makes a really good place 2 hide out and hook up my cameras to my Tough Book the latest from Panasonic * Vash starts hugging his laptop * who loves u who is my little baby?
Mike: um Vash u do realize that u r hugging an inanimate object??
Vash: * still having a little moment w/ his laptop * o yes um um I was um well uh
Mike: well let's go and when we are in your car then give me the low down on why it is so important that I leave
Vash: bring any necessary material or things u might want
Mike: hmmm I think I'll just take all of my good clothes, my CD player MY Tough Book and that's basically it o yes I almost 4got, how many cats can I take?? * Vash falls 2 the floor * O I'll just take 2 of my 3 Griddy Kitty will just have 2 stay here bye Griddiest! Come on Mischief and u 2 Vashu!
Vash: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!!!
Mike: What Vashu????
Vash: * falls 2 the floor again * yes exactly
Mike: well I was talking 2 my cat, not u
Vash: o ok then lets go!!!
Mike: what do u drive anyway?
Vash: u will see when we get into the Fridays parking lot
Mike: o we have to walk all that way!!!
Vash: yes and do u have something to carry your animals in
Mike: Well duh my cats have that new cat carrier thingy that drives itself and has just about everything in!
Vash: Whaaaat!!!!????!! U actually have 1 of those I was trying to get 1 for Kureneko but they are like $5,000!!!!!
Mike: did I mention I have a ton more money than both of my parents
Vash: * again falls to the floor * Mike: u know u have 2 stop doing that
Vash: it's hard not to when u have some sort of child prodigy impressing u every 5 seconds now hurry up I don't have all day u know 2 the parking lot!!!
Mike: is it just me or is that not route 46 that u r asking me 2 cross
Vash: I'll explain when we get in the car just hurry up this is serious!!!
Mike: Fine * Pulls out fighting stick and pole-vaults over route 46 abd into the Fridays parking lot
Vash: * thinking 2 himself * he should be good in the training
Mike: Hurry up Vash!
Vash: o calm down * runs up tree on side of the road and back flips onto the grass median and then jumps hood to hood on the cars 'till he reaches the parking lot *
Mike: Finally! Now which car is yours?
Vash: That silver Mercedes SLK 2001 with the leather interior
Mike: I didn't ask 4 a car commercial I just wanted 2 know which 1 was yours, god u could have just said that 1 over there
Vash: Sry now get in!
Mike: ok, * gets in the car * how do get in here without messing up your hair??
Vash: well I keep xtra hair spray up here in this little compartment and some gel in the- HEY SHUT UP your hair isn't xactly straight down either! Well anyway there was a good reason I took u
Mike: Well what was it???
Vash: * turns on radio and starts driving * well u know Kathryn's little gang?
Mike: Yeah
Vash: well they should be at your house right now looking to kill u, and then come after our gang and kill us too
Mike: what do u mean us?
Vash: well my gang consists of Wolfwood, Myself, Cady, Beat, Yo-Yo, Kureneko, Cube, and now u and who ever else u pick.
Mike: wow wow wow hold up 1 minute first of all who are Beat, and Cube and I am not going to get involved in gang warfare! And also Kathryn's gang killed Cady for not thinking in the same frame of mind that they were in!
Vash: wrong we saved her, right before Kathryn killed her I saved her and trained her just like what will be happening 2 u
Mike: wait u r training me 2??
Vash: No Wolfwood is doing that the only thing that was part of your training with me was getting across rt. 46
Mike: So where r u taking me now??
Vash: to our secret hideout/nightclub in NYC
Mike: o cool
Vash: well we r almost there only about half an hour more!
Mike:so do I get to go shopping for all new spy clothes like stuff from the Armani Exchange and Progress and um well uh all of those stores that I love- I mean so I am more um well uh
Vash: if u want
Mike: REALLY??!!!!
Vash: Yeah but u only get $5,000,000 to spend
Mike: wow where do u get all this money?
Vash: did u not hear me say nightclub or NYC??? We have about twenty nightclubs one of them being the RedBox which gives us a ton of money but the 1 our hideout is in the RaveRoom grosses about $2,000,000,000 a year
Mike: Well then let's stop at the Short Hills mall real quick!??!!??
Vash: Tomorrow, they r having a sale on long robes like the red 1 I am wearing now, I hear they will have them in blue and green and some in teal and a bunch of other colors to and, oooo velvet, silk, and satin too ahhhh
Mike: * rolls eyes * having another moment r we?? Vash: o yes sorry, well u have 2 meet every1 first anyway now that we are only a few blocks away from our hideout
Mike: Is it the 1 with the big RaveRoom sign on it??
Vash: yup that's the 1
Mike: wow it is almost the size of Webster Hall!!!!!!
Vash: well let's go
Mike: * Get's out of the car *
Wolfwood: so u got him in time * as he puts his cigarette out in the ashtray next to him *
Cady: Mike! He saved u from Kathryn's big wigs?
Mike: yup
Cady: so who r u going to choose
Mike: what??
Vash: O I 4got 2 tell u, u get 2 choose up to 3 more people to add to our gang
Mike: cool! so Cady did u go clothes shopping yet w/ $5,000,000 yet???
Cady: no mister red bathrobe here was waiting for the big sale
Mike: o well u can come with me tomorrow
Cady: I know so is every1 else
Mike: where r those 3 people Beat Yo-Yo and Cube??
Cady: they r out hookin' up deals in Europe for people to come play and dj at our nightclub 2night KTU is coming
Mike: o cool
Cady: yeah well should mike and I go pick up some pizza or Chinese or something?
Wolfwood: well we r going out 2night
Cady: o yeah I 4got, where r we going again??
Wolfwood: I don't know we'll figure it out l8r!
Well that was the first chapter hope u liked it! well R+R there is a lot more action in the next few chapters!!!!!!