The Married Adventures of Van and Hitomi
By: Merulu
"So, you really gonna pop the question Little Brother?" Asked Folken who had mysteriously came back to life halfway through the funeral singing a strange song about "Coming to the Rescue" and "Draconian Man."
"Sure! She said she had to go back to the Mystic Moon but this'll stop her Folky!" Said Van and skipped out of the room bumping into Allen.
"Hey Allen! What's the matter with you?"
"Uhh... bars, joy riding, girls don't dig the puffy sleeves, embarrassing." Allen dropped to the floor drooling and jerking madly.
"Hope you had fun, bye Allen!" Said Van stepping on him.
"Uhh!"
Then Van got a sudden idea! "Hey Allen? Have you seen Hitomi? Allen!" He kicked Allen several times but sadly, he got no response.
"Aww! Allen always gets drunk at the special times!"
Van stomped off and found Serena who had turned back into Dily-sama enjoying himself with a box of matches.
"Hey Dilly! Have you seen Hitomi?"
The match he held which was slowly making its way to his gloved fingertips mesmerized Dilandou.
"Hah Hah! Burn! Burn!" Laughed Dilly not noticing that his gloves were catching fire. Finally Dilandou noticed this and started running around screaming in circles.
"Wait sir! Remember what we learned in kindergarten? Stop, drop, and roll!" Yelled Gatti.
Dilandou stopped, dropped, and rolled yet accomplished nothing except setting Van's expensive rug on fire.
Suddenly the door burst open and Folken aka Draconian Man flew in humming a strange but catchy tune. Before Van knew it Folken's wings were on fire.
"Ahh!" yelled Folken.
Luckily Chesta came in with a bucket of water and splashed it on them.
"Ahh, I'm melting! Chesta you're fired!"
"But sir!"
"I SAID jump into the fire!"
"But sir!"
Before Chesta could object Dily pushed Chesta into the fire.
"Hey! This feels good!" said Chesta as his skin slowly started to peel
"Now what was it that you wanted Van?"
"Uh... never mind!" Said Van quickly and ran screaming out of the room.
To Be Continued...