Narrator Squall: Ladies and Gentlemen - Live from the Sector 7 Slums of
Midgar, the one we all thought was destroyed but then labeled as being
under "Extreme Redecoration," we bring you Family Feud! With your host: The
moogle of the hour, Mog!
(Mog enters from behind the curtains, struggling to fly through the air on his tiny moogle wings. He eventually made it to the center, put both feet on the floor and gasped for air while the audience clapped.)
Mog: Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Thank you very much.
(The audience continues to clap.)
Mog: Thank you, thank you.
(The audience continues to clap and won't let down.)
Mog: Ladies and gentlemen, that's quite all right. Thank you, now please settle down.
(The audience still claps.)
Mog: Okay, that's enough. Please?
(Audience claps even more. A now infuriated Mog decided to take decisive action.)
Mog: KUPOPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The audience stops.)
Mog: Okay. Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Family Feud! We have a very special Squaresoft Edition of the show tonight. Now our narrator will introduce to you the competing teams!
Narrator Squall: They hail from a world-
Mog: --Whoa, whoa! Who the heck are you?!?
Narrator Squall: Who me?
Mog: No, the overgrown Sasquatch in the fourth row!
(A large and hairy man in the fourth row stands up.)
Man: Hey! (Insert four letter explicative here) you buddy!
Mog: No! Not you, the Sasquatch next to you!
(The large abdominal snowman Umaro stands up and growls.)
Mog: But I'm not talking about you either! I'm talking about the narrator!
Narrator Squall: But I'm not a Sasquatch.
Mog: That's not want I meant either!!! Who are you?!?
Narrator Squall: I'm Squall, the narrator.
Mog: What are you doing here?
Narrator Squall: Narrating.
Mog: No (Insert four letter explicative here) Sherlock. Where is Kakapo? He was the narrator I hired.
Narrator Squall: Kakapo's been fired.
Mog: What? Why?
Narrator Squall: Well the author doesn't plan on making a Final Fantasy VIII fanfic so how else to you expect me to get into this show?
Mog: Well couldn't you have just bought a ticket to watch the show like normal people?
Narrator Squall: .No. Besides, it's free to come and watch the show.
Mog: (Sighs.) Whatever. Just do a good job or I'll slash your face in.
Narrator Squall: Been there, done that.
Mog: Just shut up and introduce the teams!
Narrator Squall: I was just doing that.
Mog: When?
Narrator Squall: Just now.
Mog: No you weren't!
Narrator Squall: Yes I was. I was saying, "They hail from a world" before you interrupted me.
Mog: No I didn't!
Narrator Squall: Yes you did.
Mog: Look, I'm the host, you're the narrator. I'm right, and you suck. Ok?
Narrator Squall: But what if you lie?
Mog: (Sighs.) This is gonna be a long season. I better win an Emmy for this.
(Mog enters from behind the curtains, struggling to fly through the air on his tiny moogle wings. He eventually made it to the center, put both feet on the floor and gasped for air while the audience clapped.)
Mog: Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Thank you very much.
(The audience continues to clap.)
Mog: Thank you, thank you.
(The audience continues to clap and won't let down.)
Mog: Ladies and gentlemen, that's quite all right. Thank you, now please settle down.
(The audience still claps.)
Mog: Okay, that's enough. Please?
(Audience claps even more. A now infuriated Mog decided to take decisive action.)
Mog: KUPOPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The audience stops.)
Mog: Okay. Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Family Feud! We have a very special Squaresoft Edition of the show tonight. Now our narrator will introduce to you the competing teams!
Narrator Squall: They hail from a world-
Mog: --Whoa, whoa! Who the heck are you?!?
Narrator Squall: Who me?
Mog: No, the overgrown Sasquatch in the fourth row!
(A large and hairy man in the fourth row stands up.)
Man: Hey! (Insert four letter explicative here) you buddy!
Mog: No! Not you, the Sasquatch next to you!
(The large abdominal snowman Umaro stands up and growls.)
Mog: But I'm not talking about you either! I'm talking about the narrator!
Narrator Squall: But I'm not a Sasquatch.
Mog: That's not want I meant either!!! Who are you?!?
Narrator Squall: I'm Squall, the narrator.
Mog: What are you doing here?
Narrator Squall: Narrating.
Mog: No (Insert four letter explicative here) Sherlock. Where is Kakapo? He was the narrator I hired.
Narrator Squall: Kakapo's been fired.
Mog: What? Why?
Narrator Squall: Well the author doesn't plan on making a Final Fantasy VIII fanfic so how else to you expect me to get into this show?
Mog: Well couldn't you have just bought a ticket to watch the show like normal people?
Narrator Squall: .No. Besides, it's free to come and watch the show.
Mog: (Sighs.) Whatever. Just do a good job or I'll slash your face in.
Narrator Squall: Been there, done that.
Mog: Just shut up and introduce the teams!
Narrator Squall: I was just doing that.
Mog: When?
Narrator Squall: Just now.
Mog: No you weren't!
Narrator Squall: Yes I was. I was saying, "They hail from a world" before you interrupted me.
Mog: No I didn't!
Narrator Squall: Yes you did.
Mog: Look, I'm the host, you're the narrator. I'm right, and you suck. Ok?
Narrator Squall: But what if you lie?
Mog: (Sighs.) This is gonna be a long season. I better win an Emmy for this.