Mog: Alright, onto the next question. Next up, Celes and Tifa.
(Celes and Tifa take their positions.)
Tifa: Good luck.
(Tifa extends her hand to Celes.)
Celes: (Scoffs.) Whatever bimbo.
Tifa: What'd you call me you dumb blonde?
Celes: At least I don't mutilate my boobs to attract attention.
Tifa: How many times do I have say that these are real?!? Besides, at least I have boobs.
Celes: And what the hell do you call these?
(Celes pulls down the top of her imperial uniform to reveal her boobs.)
Mog: Celes! This is cable TV!!!
Tifa: Damn, you do got nice boobs.
Celes: Told ya.
Mog: Can we get on with the question please? Jeez.
(Mog rearranges where would be his pants, even though he's covered in fur, and then asks the next question.)
Mog: "Name a type of Summon that appears throughout the Final Fantasy series."
(Tifa hit her buzzer first.)
Celes: Bitch!
Survey: X (Wrong Answer)
Tifa: Whore!
Survey: X (Wrong Answer)
Mog: Tifa, please answer the question.
Tifa: Titan!
Survey: X (Wrong Answer)
Tifa: What? How can I be wrong?!?
Celes: Haha! There was no Titan in Final Fantasy III/VIjap!
Tifa: Whatever. It's no my fault you guys suck that much.
Mog: Celes, play or pass?
Celes: Play.
Mog: Your answer please?
Celes: Ifirit.
Mog: Is that your final answer?
Celes: Who the (Insert four letter explicative here) do you think you are? Regis?
Mog: .Sorry.
Survey: Correct Answer
Mog: Now the score is tied to 50 points apiece.
(Celes and Tifa walk back to their respective teams.)
Tifa: (To Cloud) I can take her.
Cloud: But it seems she took something of yours.
Celes: (To Locke) Seems all that hanging around you paid off. I got all her materia.
Locke: That's my girl.
Celes: Shut up.
Locke: Sorry.
(Suddenly the buzzer sounds)
Mog: What was that?
Narrator Squall: That was the buzzer telling us that time's up.
Mog: But why did it go off?
Narrator Squall: Because. Time's up?
Mog: I know that! But I've only asked two questions!
Narrator Squall: .So?
Mog: Who ever heard of a two question game show?!?
Narrator Squall: I have. There was this game show back in the late 60s called "The Two Question Game Show." Very nice show I might add.
Mog: Squall?
Narrator Squall: Yes?
Mog: Shut up.
Narrator Squall: Sorry.
Mog: Well, we'll take a commercial break for now while we figure out what we're going to do next.
(The show goes to commercial while Yuffie still ga-ga-ing over Edgar, Tifa's chasing Celes for her materia, and half the studio audience is either vomiting up blood and pissing in their pants or already dead.)
(Celes and Tifa take their positions.)
Tifa: Good luck.
(Tifa extends her hand to Celes.)
Celes: (Scoffs.) Whatever bimbo.
Tifa: What'd you call me you dumb blonde?
Celes: At least I don't mutilate my boobs to attract attention.
Tifa: How many times do I have say that these are real?!? Besides, at least I have boobs.
Celes: And what the hell do you call these?
(Celes pulls down the top of her imperial uniform to reveal her boobs.)
Mog: Celes! This is cable TV!!!
Tifa: Damn, you do got nice boobs.
Celes: Told ya.
Mog: Can we get on with the question please? Jeez.
(Mog rearranges where would be his pants, even though he's covered in fur, and then asks the next question.)
Mog: "Name a type of Summon that appears throughout the Final Fantasy series."
(Tifa hit her buzzer first.)
Celes: Bitch!
Survey: X (Wrong Answer)
Tifa: Whore!
Survey: X (Wrong Answer)
Mog: Tifa, please answer the question.
Tifa: Titan!
Survey: X (Wrong Answer)
Tifa: What? How can I be wrong?!?
Celes: Haha! There was no Titan in Final Fantasy III/VIjap!
Tifa: Whatever. It's no my fault you guys suck that much.
Mog: Celes, play or pass?
Celes: Play.
Mog: Your answer please?
Celes: Ifirit.
Mog: Is that your final answer?
Celes: Who the (Insert four letter explicative here) do you think you are? Regis?
Mog: .Sorry.
Survey: Correct Answer
Mog: Now the score is tied to 50 points apiece.
(Celes and Tifa walk back to their respective teams.)
Tifa: (To Cloud) I can take her.
Cloud: But it seems she took something of yours.
Celes: (To Locke) Seems all that hanging around you paid off. I got all her materia.
Locke: That's my girl.
Celes: Shut up.
Locke: Sorry.
(Suddenly the buzzer sounds)
Mog: What was that?
Narrator Squall: That was the buzzer telling us that time's up.
Mog: But why did it go off?
Narrator Squall: Because. Time's up?
Mog: I know that! But I've only asked two questions!
Narrator Squall: .So?
Mog: Who ever heard of a two question game show?!?
Narrator Squall: I have. There was this game show back in the late 60s called "The Two Question Game Show." Very nice show I might add.
Mog: Squall?
Narrator Squall: Yes?
Mog: Shut up.
Narrator Squall: Sorry.
Mog: Well, we'll take a commercial break for now while we figure out what we're going to do next.
(The show goes to commercial while Yuffie still ga-ga-ing over Edgar, Tifa's chasing Celes for her materia, and half the studio audience is either vomiting up blood and pissing in their pants or already dead.)