(The show comes back from the Verizon Wireless commercial-Can you hear me
now? Good.)
Mog: Well after discussing with the judges, we have decided since we have never had a tie before, we are going to do something different. We will have one member from each team compete in the fast money round, with the winner taking all, and the loser taking it all, if you know what I mean.
Cid: You're a sick f@#k moogle!
Mog: Shut up drunk. Now Returners, please select a teammate to participate in this round.
(The camera turns onto the Returners, but we see Locke and Celes shagging on the floor while Edgar is trying to run game on Terra. Umaro is happily playing with Sabin's still limp body.)
Mog: O.k. Well, Umaro, you don't see busy so you're gonna do this round.
Umaro: Umaro kill imp!
Mog: Yes, you'll kill all the imps you want after the show.
Umaro: Ok boss.
Mog: Now Umaro, come and stand next to me. Now AVALANCHE, please pick a member of the team to participate in this round.
Cloud: Yuffie! Go!
Tifa: What? Why? She still all ga-ga over Edgar!
Yuffie: Ga-ga.
Cloud: She's fine. Go get them Yuffie!
(Yuffie absently walks over to mog.)
Mog: Well now we flip a coin to see who goes first. Call heads or tails in the air!
Umaro: Umaro crush head!
Yuffie: Ga.
(The coin lands on tails.)
Mog: Sorry Umaro, but you've got to wait backstage.
Umaro: Are imps backstage?
Mog: No, sorry.
Umaro: Umaro sad.
(Umaro walks to the back while the crowd, or what remains alive of it, goes "aww" for the saddened Umaro.)
Crowd: Aww.
Mog: (To Himself) Bloodlovers. (Outloud) Well this how this round works: You have 20 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. The amount of points will be determined by how much of the audience picked whatever you may answer according to a survey conducted two years ago. At the end the points will be added and the one with the highest score wins! Do you understand?
(Yuffie's head bobs forward.)
Yuffie: Ga-ga-ga.
Mog: Good enough for me. 20 seconds on the clock. And start! Name a sound a baby makes.
Yuffie: Ga-ga.
Mog: Name a suffix commonly used for a third level magic spell.
Yuffie: Ga.
Mog: Name a sound a love struck not-so-sexually deprived 16 year old girl makes.
Yuffie: Ga-ga-ga.
Mog: Name the capital of Wu-Tai.
Yuffie: Ga-ga-ga-ga.
Mog: Name a food commonly served in an Italian resturant.
Yuffie: Ga.
Mog: What is the meaning of life?
Yuffie: Ga-ga-ga.
Mog: Name the most boring person on the planet.
Yuffie: Al Gore.
(Buzzer sounds.)
Mog: And Times up! Yuffie go stand with you teammates while Umaro completes his round.
Mog: Well after discussing with the judges, we have decided since we have never had a tie before, we are going to do something different. We will have one member from each team compete in the fast money round, with the winner taking all, and the loser taking it all, if you know what I mean.
Cid: You're a sick f@#k moogle!
Mog: Shut up drunk. Now Returners, please select a teammate to participate in this round.
(The camera turns onto the Returners, but we see Locke and Celes shagging on the floor while Edgar is trying to run game on Terra. Umaro is happily playing with Sabin's still limp body.)
Mog: O.k. Well, Umaro, you don't see busy so you're gonna do this round.
Umaro: Umaro kill imp!
Mog: Yes, you'll kill all the imps you want after the show.
Umaro: Ok boss.
Mog: Now Umaro, come and stand next to me. Now AVALANCHE, please pick a member of the team to participate in this round.
Cloud: Yuffie! Go!
Tifa: What? Why? She still all ga-ga over Edgar!
Yuffie: Ga-ga.
Cloud: She's fine. Go get them Yuffie!
(Yuffie absently walks over to mog.)
Mog: Well now we flip a coin to see who goes first. Call heads or tails in the air!
Umaro: Umaro crush head!
Yuffie: Ga.
(The coin lands on tails.)
Mog: Sorry Umaro, but you've got to wait backstage.
Umaro: Are imps backstage?
Mog: No, sorry.
Umaro: Umaro sad.
(Umaro walks to the back while the crowd, or what remains alive of it, goes "aww" for the saddened Umaro.)
Crowd: Aww.
Mog: (To Himself) Bloodlovers. (Outloud) Well this how this round works: You have 20 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. The amount of points will be determined by how much of the audience picked whatever you may answer according to a survey conducted two years ago. At the end the points will be added and the one with the highest score wins! Do you understand?
(Yuffie's head bobs forward.)
Yuffie: Ga-ga-ga.
Mog: Good enough for me. 20 seconds on the clock. And start! Name a sound a baby makes.
Yuffie: Ga-ga.
Mog: Name a suffix commonly used for a third level magic spell.
Yuffie: Ga.
Mog: Name a sound a love struck not-so-sexually deprived 16 year old girl makes.
Yuffie: Ga-ga-ga.
Mog: Name the capital of Wu-Tai.
Yuffie: Ga-ga-ga-ga.
Mog: Name a food commonly served in an Italian resturant.
Yuffie: Ga.
Mog: What is the meaning of life?
Yuffie: Ga-ga-ga.
Mog: Name the most boring person on the planet.
Yuffie: Al Gore.
(Buzzer sounds.)
Mog: And Times up! Yuffie go stand with you teammates while Umaro completes his round.