Disclaimers on the first one. Enjoy people
Normal
The streets were crowded as Normal drove his '01 Holden Elantra. The damn thing was a piece of shit, the only thing holding it together was rust and the wiring from the now-useless computer. So, naturally, when it conked out near Max's apartment building, he was not surprised.
"Oh come on! Surely you could die, before I get to work? On no, only when I actually want to get somewhere!"
It was at this precise moment when Max roared out of the building on her sleek ninja motorbike.
"Okay, that's it! How can she afford that thing, on what I pay her, when I get stuck with you!" Normal complained to the deaf ears of the car. "If you don't start right now, I am gonna send you to the scrap heap, if I have to walk everywhere."
The car restarted without a murmur.
Eventually, Normal managed to follow Max to a luxury high-rise in sector 9. If he had been envious of the motorbike, he was livid when he saw its destination. How could someone with no work ethic, no future prospects and absolutely no respect get all the luck? That was it. He had to nail her.
Normal
The streets were crowded as Normal drove his '01 Holden Elantra. The damn thing was a piece of shit, the only thing holding it together was rust and the wiring from the now-useless computer. So, naturally, when it conked out near Max's apartment building, he was not surprised.
"Oh come on! Surely you could die, before I get to work? On no, only when I actually want to get somewhere!"
It was at this precise moment when Max roared out of the building on her sleek ninja motorbike.
"Okay, that's it! How can she afford that thing, on what I pay her, when I get stuck with you!" Normal complained to the deaf ears of the car. "If you don't start right now, I am gonna send you to the scrap heap, if I have to walk everywhere."
The car restarted without a murmur.
Eventually, Normal managed to follow Max to a luxury high-rise in sector 9. If he had been envious of the motorbike, he was livid when he saw its destination. How could someone with no work ethic, no future prospects and absolutely no respect get all the luck? That was it. He had to nail her.