Mog: Yuffie, come here and we'll tally up the results.
(Yuffie, still zombie-like, walks over to Mog.)
Mog: Let's start with Yuffie. First Question: Name a sound a baby makes. You said "Ga-ga." Survey says!
Survey: 26
Mog: Name a suffix commonly used for a third level magic spell. You said "Ga." Survey says!
Survey: 30
Mog: Name a sound a love struck not-so-sexually deprived 16 year old girl makes. You said "Ga-ga-ga." Survey says!
Survey: 41
Mog: Name the capital of Wu-Tai. You said "Ga-ga-ga-ga." Survey says!
Survey: 0
Mog: Name a food commonly served in an Italian resturant. You said "Ga." Survey says!
Survey: 0
Mog: What is the meaning of life? You said "Ga-ga-ga." Survey says!
Survey: 0
Mog: Name the most boring person on the planet. You said "Al Gore." Survey says!
Survey: 2
Mog: Yuffie, your team's total points are 99! Umaro will need only 100+ points to beat you and win. Let's see how he did! Name a time when most people walk up. You said "Umaro want to kill imps." Survey says!
Survey: 0
Mog: Name a city in Italy. You said "Umaro not hurt imps much." Survey says!
Survey: 0
Mog: Name one of the most hated Final Fantasy characters of all time. You said "Umaro kill imps quick." Survey says!
Survey: 0
Mog: Name the leader of the Powerpuff Girls. You said "Imps ugly and die because ugly." Survey says!
Survey: 0
Mog: Name the show you are on. You said "Umaro help imps die faster." Survey says!
Survey: 0
Mog: Name a famous video game character who wears a red hat and blue overalls and has a horrible Italian accent. You said "Umaro good for killing imps." Survey says!
Survey: Dumbass
Mog: Final question. Name what species Kappa the Imp from Final Fantasy III/VIjap is. You said "IMP!!!" Surveys says!
Survey: 100
(Victory music goes off in the background.)
Mog: And we have a winner! Umaro and The Returners win this game by just one point!
Cid: That's Bull(Insert four letter explicative here)! We get four questions right and we lose by one point to a snowfreak who ranted on and on about imps! Kiss my big royal @$$!!!
Mog: Squall! Tell the winners what they've won!
Narrator Squall: You have all won an all expense trip for 4 days, 3 nights vacation to-
Everyone: (Gasp.)
(Enter Suspense: Now!)
Narrator Squall: THE GOLDEN SAUCER!
Cloud: What?!? That was the great prize?!? What (Insert four letter explicative here) man. Let's get out of here guys.
Mog: Well congratulations to The Returners for winning this. great. prize!
(The camera pans back to the Returners, but alas, we see Locke and Celes enjoying a cigarette as Edgar and Terra take their turn at shagging while Umaro is pounding on Sabin's body as if he were an imp.)
Mog: Ah. Another day gone, another dollar won. Well for Family Feud, I'm Mog the moogle and. Hey! What are you doing?!?
(Police sirens go off as cops step onto the set and arrest Mog.)
Police Officer: Mog the Moogle, you are under arrest for the murder of one annoying Sabin Rene Figaro.
Mog: Eh, fair enough.
Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent, so shut the (Insert four letter explicative here) up. You have the right to an attorney. If your poor @$$ can't afford one, tough (Insert four letter explicative here).
Mog: Well folks! See you next week on Family Feud! I may not be here though.
(The show's ending credits roll as Mog gets taken away by the Midgar Police. But not before Reno the Turk shows up to have some fun with Mog and his Shock Stick. Poor, poor Mog. He should've called in sick today. But now he has to worry about not dropping the soap. Well, Goodnight!)
(Yuffie, still zombie-like, walks over to Mog.)
Mog: Let's start with Yuffie. First Question: Name a sound a baby makes. You said "Ga-ga." Survey says!
Survey: 26
Mog: Name a suffix commonly used for a third level magic spell. You said "Ga." Survey says!
Survey: 30
Mog: Name a sound a love struck not-so-sexually deprived 16 year old girl makes. You said "Ga-ga-ga." Survey says!
Survey: 41
Mog: Name the capital of Wu-Tai. You said "Ga-ga-ga-ga." Survey says!
Survey: 0
Mog: Name a food commonly served in an Italian resturant. You said "Ga." Survey says!
Survey: 0
Mog: What is the meaning of life? You said "Ga-ga-ga." Survey says!
Survey: 0
Mog: Name the most boring person on the planet. You said "Al Gore." Survey says!
Survey: 2
Mog: Yuffie, your team's total points are 99! Umaro will need only 100+ points to beat you and win. Let's see how he did! Name a time when most people walk up. You said "Umaro want to kill imps." Survey says!
Survey: 0
Mog: Name a city in Italy. You said "Umaro not hurt imps much." Survey says!
Survey: 0
Mog: Name one of the most hated Final Fantasy characters of all time. You said "Umaro kill imps quick." Survey says!
Survey: 0
Mog: Name the leader of the Powerpuff Girls. You said "Imps ugly and die because ugly." Survey says!
Survey: 0
Mog: Name the show you are on. You said "Umaro help imps die faster." Survey says!
Survey: 0
Mog: Name a famous video game character who wears a red hat and blue overalls and has a horrible Italian accent. You said "Umaro good for killing imps." Survey says!
Survey: Dumbass
Mog: Final question. Name what species Kappa the Imp from Final Fantasy III/VIjap is. You said "IMP!!!" Surveys says!
Survey: 100
(Victory music goes off in the background.)
Mog: And we have a winner! Umaro and The Returners win this game by just one point!
Cid: That's Bull(Insert four letter explicative here)! We get four questions right and we lose by one point to a snowfreak who ranted on and on about imps! Kiss my big royal @$$!!!
Mog: Squall! Tell the winners what they've won!
Narrator Squall: You have all won an all expense trip for 4 days, 3 nights vacation to-
Everyone: (Gasp.)
(Enter Suspense: Now!)
Narrator Squall: THE GOLDEN SAUCER!
Cloud: What?!? That was the great prize?!? What (Insert four letter explicative here) man. Let's get out of here guys.
Mog: Well congratulations to The Returners for winning this. great. prize!
(The camera pans back to the Returners, but alas, we see Locke and Celes enjoying a cigarette as Edgar and Terra take their turn at shagging while Umaro is pounding on Sabin's body as if he were an imp.)
Mog: Ah. Another day gone, another dollar won. Well for Family Feud, I'm Mog the moogle and. Hey! What are you doing?!?
(Police sirens go off as cops step onto the set and arrest Mog.)
Police Officer: Mog the Moogle, you are under arrest for the murder of one annoying Sabin Rene Figaro.
Mog: Eh, fair enough.
Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent, so shut the (Insert four letter explicative here) up. You have the right to an attorney. If your poor @$$ can't afford one, tough (Insert four letter explicative here).
Mog: Well folks! See you next week on Family Feud! I may not be here though.
(The show's ending credits roll as Mog gets taken away by the Midgar Police. But not before Reno the Turk shows up to have some fun with Mog and his Shock Stick. Poor, poor Mog. He should've called in sick today. But now he has to worry about not dropping the soap. Well, Goodnight!)