The Torment of Seto Kaiba

Yugi and Joey sit bored, Joey is stuffing his mouth. While they sit in the front of Grandpa's Game Shop, the door slams open. Kaiba is standing there, again with a giant brief case of money.

 "Do you have any cards worth money or is this more of a dump than it ever was?" Kaiba asks. Yugi's eyes widen a little and he glances nervously at Kaiba while he has miso ramen in his mouth.

"Back off" Joey orders, but Kaiba doesn't even blink.

"Mmm hmmpdjfigrepiudsf...ack ack.... What do you want now?" Yugi asks as he chokes down his food.

"Rare cards," Kaiba replies. Yugi sits a little higher off his chair than he did as if concealing something. Kaiba immediately shoves him over with his briefcase. Before he can see what Yugi was sitting on, besides a couple encyclopedia volumes, Yugi snatches it up. 

"No way you are getting this card!" Yugi shouts.

 "WHAT? You have THAT CARD?" Kaiba yells. Yugi attempts to hold it away but Kaiba is too tall and easily reaches it.

Yugi shouts "YU-GI-OH!" and becomes Yami Yugi. Kaiba backs off a little but reaches for the card again.

"Trying to get my card is futile Kaiba" Yami Yugi says.

"What do you want for it?" Kaiba asks and reaches in his pocket, "How's this?"

"You taped Grandpa's Blue Eyes together? Just when I thought you couldn't stoop lower" Yami Yugi is skeptical.

"What do you want? I just finished stabilizing Kaiba Corp after Pegasus sabotaged it! I'm not in a good mood!" Kaiba yells.

"And I'm supposed to be in a good mood?" Yami Yugi asks.

"C'mon guys don't fight" Joey tries to reason. As sparks fly between Kaiba and Yami Yugi. Joey faints on the ground one second after that from a double upper cut. Yami Yugi losing his temper but looking like Kaiba disappeared decides if he should send Kaiba to the Shadow realm or turn him into a doll.

"Kaiba, I'll give you one minute to get out.... you don't want to think of what I'll do.... If you're so desperate for power in dueling maybe you should dig for a Millennium item," Yugi says, but then muttering under his breath, "I doubt he'll find even a scrap of any artifact." Kaiba leaves and slams the door behind him.

Six months later... Kaiba has sunburn and several mummies' curses.

"Hey Kaiba!" Joey walks up to Kaiba and slaps his sunburn as hard as he can.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

Kaiba groans and drops his textbooks.

"I never thought you'd listen to me. Haven't you heard of grave robbers? You'd be lucky if you found so much as a piece of dung!" Yugi says. Kaiba growls and punches Yugi, but runs off at the sight of Yami. The end.