Final Fantasy VIII
Stupid Cupid
Author: Raine18
Disclaimer: As I told you in the previous chapter, FFVIII doesn't belong to me. It belongs to Squaresoft!
Author's Notes: Thank you for your reviews. I wrote this during Mathematics class. The story changes into a dialogue halfway. The story plot may seem kind of lame but I think it's pretty cute. Please review!
Chapter 2: Kinnypoo-where are you?
Stupid has set off on his trip to Balamb Garden. The 'Cupid Express' had broken down halfway and Stupid was having a hard time flying.
(Meanwhile at Balamb Garden.)
Irvine Kinneas was shamelessly flirting with a new transfer student from Galbadia Garden, but little did he know that his 'Selphie-pie' was actually spying on him.
' How about you and me tonight, baby girl? We can really have some fun' He said.
Just then, Selphie shouted out loudly, 'Irvine Kinneas! You Scum! I HATE YOU!' and ran off in the opposite direction.
Irvine ran after her shouting, 'I'll never do it again. Selphie-pie! I promise! '
(Scene shifts to Stupid the Cupid)
Stupid has finally reached Balamb Garden, after a long and tiring flight. He was born with massive built and such tiny wings that it was difficult for him to life himself up, let alone fly.
'Phew! Finally, I can have a rest.' He said sounding relived as he took a seat in the cafeteria.
' Selphie! Come on, baby! Don't be upset.' Irvine shouted out loud as he ran into the cafeteria.
' Gee, that cowboy will look good with that sexy blonde in the red outfit.' Stupid thought, looking at Irvine.
So with his bow and arrow, he aimed an arrow at Irvine's leg.
Never would anyone thought that the sexy blonde in the red outfit was actually Quistis.
'Owww! My leg! It hurts!'
Selphie stopped upon seeing Irvine getting hurt. 'Are you all right? I'm sorry if I ran too fast.' Selphie said sounding concerned.
' You all right?' Quistis asked in her usual cool and bold manner.
When Irvine looked at Quistis, he suddenly felt crazy about her. Firework, stars and hearts started flying around his head. Of course, nobody can see that except for Irvine himself.
Irvine stood up without answering. He looked at Quistis in the eye and pulled her close to him. Without any notice, he kissed her on the lips.
Quistis stood awkwardly staring at Irvine. She pulled herself away shouting, 'Irvine Kinneas! Behave yourself!'
Selphie was near to tears. 'Irvine Kinneas! I hate you forever till the end of time and don't ever look for me again!' Selphie shouted, running off in another direction.
' That guy's asking for it.' One of the Trepies shouted.
Quistis tried to run after Selphie but was held back by Irvine. ' My little cupcake, are you trying to run away from moi? Not so easy.' He said, kissing her on the lips again.
(Changes into dialogue)
Trepie member: I'm going to give it to him.
Quistis (takes our weapon): Stay away from me Kinneas! I'm warning you.
Irvine (desperately): Why do you hate me so much? I love you, Quistis. Is it Seifer? I'll kill him then! (Takes out weapon)
Cafeteria Lady: No fighting in here! Take it outside.
Trepie member: Don't worry Quistis! I'll save you! (Throws a punch at Irvine's eye)
Irvine: Uggh! I'm punched! Goodbye. Quistis. My eternal love... (Falls to floor in slow motion)
Everyone: (-_-")
Quistis (screaming): Yucks! Yucks! Yucks! You're degrading, Kinneas!
Seifer (coming into the cafeteria): What's going on in here?
Quistis explains everything.
Irvine: It's turning dark. Kiss me one last time, my love.
Seifer: Your face is hideous. Let me take a look at it. I'm very kind to let you off this time. Fancy you making a move on my girl.
Irvine: I can't see. It's you, Quistis, isn't it? I can still recognize your tender voice. Don't you worry about Seifer. I'll kick his ass when he gets here. I love you. (kisses Seifer in the lips.)
Everybody: (gasp)
Quistis turns red with fury.
Seifer is stunned.
Seifer: You're asking for it! (Liberi Fatali starts playing)
Seifer took out his gunblade and runs towards Irvine.
Quistis: Noooooo Seifer! (Runs towards Seifer in slow motion.)
Everybody: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Echoes)
Seifer: (Liberi Fatali stops) Ok, Ok. I get it already. Stop shouting into my ears, it's making me groggy.
Seifer: (Kicks Irvine's butt) Wake up, you jackass. Everyone thinks that you're a psycho.
Irvine lays motionless on the floor as Seifer and Quistis walks away.
What happened to the Trepie member? Well, he went back into his room and took out his voodoo kit and tried to curse Seifer for taking away his chance of being the hero.
Stupid walks out of the cafeteria after having his cup of coffee. Not knowing the chaos he has caused, he goes in search of his next victim.
What will Stupid the Cupid do next? Nobody knows except for me. Stay tune to find out in the next exciting chapter of Stupid Cupid entitled Chapter 3: Zell Dincht- The Human Hotdog Eating Machine!
Stupid Cupid
Author: Raine18
Disclaimer: As I told you in the previous chapter, FFVIII doesn't belong to me. It belongs to Squaresoft!
Author's Notes: Thank you for your reviews. I wrote this during Mathematics class. The story changes into a dialogue halfway. The story plot may seem kind of lame but I think it's pretty cute. Please review!
Chapter 2: Kinnypoo-where are you?
Stupid has set off on his trip to Balamb Garden. The 'Cupid Express' had broken down halfway and Stupid was having a hard time flying.
(Meanwhile at Balamb Garden.)
Irvine Kinneas was shamelessly flirting with a new transfer student from Galbadia Garden, but little did he know that his 'Selphie-pie' was actually spying on him.
' How about you and me tonight, baby girl? We can really have some fun' He said.
Just then, Selphie shouted out loudly, 'Irvine Kinneas! You Scum! I HATE YOU!' and ran off in the opposite direction.
Irvine ran after her shouting, 'I'll never do it again. Selphie-pie! I promise! '
(Scene shifts to Stupid the Cupid)
Stupid has finally reached Balamb Garden, after a long and tiring flight. He was born with massive built and such tiny wings that it was difficult for him to life himself up, let alone fly.
'Phew! Finally, I can have a rest.' He said sounding relived as he took a seat in the cafeteria.
' Selphie! Come on, baby! Don't be upset.' Irvine shouted out loud as he ran into the cafeteria.
' Gee, that cowboy will look good with that sexy blonde in the red outfit.' Stupid thought, looking at Irvine.
So with his bow and arrow, he aimed an arrow at Irvine's leg.
Never would anyone thought that the sexy blonde in the red outfit was actually Quistis.
'Owww! My leg! It hurts!'
Selphie stopped upon seeing Irvine getting hurt. 'Are you all right? I'm sorry if I ran too fast.' Selphie said sounding concerned.
' You all right?' Quistis asked in her usual cool and bold manner.
When Irvine looked at Quistis, he suddenly felt crazy about her. Firework, stars and hearts started flying around his head. Of course, nobody can see that except for Irvine himself.
Irvine stood up without answering. He looked at Quistis in the eye and pulled her close to him. Without any notice, he kissed her on the lips.
Quistis stood awkwardly staring at Irvine. She pulled herself away shouting, 'Irvine Kinneas! Behave yourself!'
Selphie was near to tears. 'Irvine Kinneas! I hate you forever till the end of time and don't ever look for me again!' Selphie shouted, running off in another direction.
' That guy's asking for it.' One of the Trepies shouted.
Quistis tried to run after Selphie but was held back by Irvine. ' My little cupcake, are you trying to run away from moi? Not so easy.' He said, kissing her on the lips again.
(Changes into dialogue)
Trepie member: I'm going to give it to him.
Quistis (takes our weapon): Stay away from me Kinneas! I'm warning you.
Irvine (desperately): Why do you hate me so much? I love you, Quistis. Is it Seifer? I'll kill him then! (Takes out weapon)
Cafeteria Lady: No fighting in here! Take it outside.
Trepie member: Don't worry Quistis! I'll save you! (Throws a punch at Irvine's eye)
Irvine: Uggh! I'm punched! Goodbye. Quistis. My eternal love... (Falls to floor in slow motion)
Everyone: (-_-")
Quistis (screaming): Yucks! Yucks! Yucks! You're degrading, Kinneas!
Seifer (coming into the cafeteria): What's going on in here?
Quistis explains everything.
Irvine: It's turning dark. Kiss me one last time, my love.
Seifer: Your face is hideous. Let me take a look at it. I'm very kind to let you off this time. Fancy you making a move on my girl.
Irvine: I can't see. It's you, Quistis, isn't it? I can still recognize your tender voice. Don't you worry about Seifer. I'll kick his ass when he gets here. I love you. (kisses Seifer in the lips.)
Everybody: (gasp)
Quistis turns red with fury.
Seifer is stunned.
Seifer: You're asking for it! (Liberi Fatali starts playing)
Seifer took out his gunblade and runs towards Irvine.
Quistis: Noooooo Seifer! (Runs towards Seifer in slow motion.)
Everybody: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Echoes)
Seifer: (Liberi Fatali stops) Ok, Ok. I get it already. Stop shouting into my ears, it's making me groggy.
Seifer: (Kicks Irvine's butt) Wake up, you jackass. Everyone thinks that you're a psycho.
Irvine lays motionless on the floor as Seifer and Quistis walks away.
What happened to the Trepie member? Well, he went back into his room and took out his voodoo kit and tried to curse Seifer for taking away his chance of being the hero.
Stupid walks out of the cafeteria after having his cup of coffee. Not knowing the chaos he has caused, he goes in search of his next victim.
What will Stupid the Cupid do next? Nobody knows except for me. Stay tune to find out in the next exciting chapter of Stupid Cupid entitled Chapter 3: Zell Dincht- The Human Hotdog Eating Machine!