Final Fantasy VIII
Stupid Cupid
Author: Raine18
Disclaimer: It's a pity, but I do not own FF8 or any of its characters.
Author's Note: My examinations are finally over! ^_^ Another ridiculous story line I thought of in class. The story changes into a dialogue halfway like Chapter 2. Please review and try to guess of the next couple that I'm pairing up!
Chapter 3: Zell Dintch- The Human Hotdog Eating Machine
Zell stood before the Library of Balamb Garden, punching the thin air in front of him.
'Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing.' The bell rang.
'Finally! Rest time! Better start waiting in line for my hotdogs! Wait for Papa!' Zell thought and ran off quickly.
' There he goes again. I wonder what you've ever seen in him?' a girl of the library committee said.
' It doesn't matter what you think, as long as I like him.' The library pigtail girl says.
' It's a hawk!' someone said.
'It's a train!' Jack said.
'It's a bullet!' A Trepie member said.
Suddenly, a loud voice boomed out of nowhere. 'No! It's Zell, the human hotdog-eating machine! Traveling at the speed of light, he races to save another hotdog in distress and puts it into his.Mouth?'
Just then, Stupid the Cupid was walking out of the cafeteria after the Quistis and Irvine incident. (See chapter 2) He was singing along, 'Oh Stupid Cupid you're a real mean guy, I'll like to clip your wings so you can't fly.'
While Zell was running into the cafeteria, he bumped into Stupid unknowingly. Stupid fell on his bum and was so angry that he shouted out loud, 'Who's the as$hole who knocked into me? I'll make him pay.!'
Zell went into the cafeteria and managed to get the last hotdog. He put it in his pocket and smuggled it out of the cafeteria.
Zell was smiling happily to himself as he walked out of the cafeteria. Little did he know that Stupid the Cupid had made him his next victim, and was waiting for the moment where he can strike.
(Scene shifts to Irvine)
Irvine was sent to the Infirmary as he suffered a blue-black eye from the Trepie member. When he woke up, he did not remember a thing that had took place earlier.
'Ouch, my eye hurts.' Irvine whined when he woke up.
Dr. Kadowaki who was attending to him asked, ' You must have being real crazy to kiss Quistis in front of Selphie and you look hideous. Better stay indoor or you'll freak everyone out.'
' I kissed Quistis? Where's Selphie-pie? I need to speak to her. I don't even know what's going on. Who gave me the black eye? I'm so going to kick his as$!' Irvine said angrily.
' Kick his as$?! ' Dr. Kadowaki said laughing, 'Everybody thinks that you're a psycho. Nobody will even dare come near you, especially Selphie.'
'Why am I a psycho? I did nothing wrong!' Irvine shouted, furious that he had being accused.
Time seems to stop as Dr. Kadowaki opened her mouth and the words came out in slow motion,
' Y o u k i s s e d S e i f e r o n t h e l i p s '
What Irvine is thinking = YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS!
'Ahhhhh, help me! I must have been under a spell!' He said as he rinse his mouth.
' I must look for Selphie, she'll comfort me!' Irvine said, running out of the infirmary.
' Remember not to scare the kids!' Dr. Kadowaki shouted out loud.
(Scene shifts to Zell)
Wanting to eat his hotdog in peace and did not want to be disturbed, he decided on going to the Quad as there is nearly no one there at this time. Stupid followed behind closely.
' Finally, I found a place where old Cid won't find me eating my hotdog.' Zell thought.
' Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing.' The announcement bell rang
Cid's voice boomed out over the speakers,' Announcements for today. Quistis and Seifer, stop romancing by the fountain. Squall; go to the infirmary for your dose of aspirin. Zell, don't think that I'm an idiot and stop eating your hotdog in the Quad. Irvine, stop scaring the children with your hideous face. That's all for the announcements today.'
'Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing.'
' Damn! Old Cid found out!' Zell said, thinking about his unluckiness.
' Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing.'
' Another additional announcement. Zell, stop calling me old Cid or I'm going to get your as$ kicked. Edea, come to my office for some fun, no, I mean some serious official business. Today is Valentine's Day, so you're allowed to spend some time with your loved ones. To be fair, Quistis and Seifer can continue romancing by the fountain.'
' Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing.'
Zell sighed. No privacy when Cid's around, he thought.
Stupid followed Zell closely. As he sat down on a bench, he heard a girl weeping. He followed the sound, leading him to Selphie.
' Hey Selphie, why the super-duper-mega-bummer girl crying?' Zell asked, concerned.
Selphie upon seeing Zell could not control her feelings and hug him. She said, sobbing, ' Irvine kissed Quistis today right in front of me. I have never even cheated on him before. I hate him so much now.'
Zell sympathized with Selphie and comforted her by saying, 'I've never been good at cheering people up, but if there's anything I can do to make you happier. You can have my hotdog.'
Selphie was touched. She knew how much the hotdog means to Zell. It may just be a hotdog to her, but to Zell, getting the hotdog was a constant challenge that he had to face everyday.
(Scene shifts to Irvine)
' Help!! Monster!! Help me Xu! There's a monster with a blue-black eye running around! He wants to give me a blue-black eye!!!' A little girl screamed.
'Irvine Kinneas! Stop scaring the children!' Xu scolded.
' I can't help it! Have you seen Selphie by any chance?' Irvine asked.
' She's at the Quad.' she answered.
Irvine was worried, he remember Cid announcing that Zell was in the Quad as well. What was he doing alone with Selphie?
(Scene shifts to Zell)
Stupid was hiding behind the bushes all this while. He saw the sweetness of Zell and thought that he doesn't deserve to be punished. So with his bow, he aimed an arrow at his arm, hoping to make him fall in love with Selphie.
Irvine ran into the Quad as fast as he could. He couldn't believe his eyes. He saw Selphie biting into Zell's hotdog as Zell stroked her hair. He stood there, rooted to the ground.
Stupid shot the arrow, which hit Zell on the arm.
' Ouch, there are so many flies around. You wanna go back to your room?' He asked Selphie, who was holding on to the hotdog.
Well, you might be thinking, at least Stupid did something right for once but who would have known that he shot the arrow labeled "Hotdog" instead of the arrow labeled "Selphie".(-_-")
Zell suddenly felt a burst of energy from his heart. Hearts, stars and fireworks start going around his heart, but nobody could see that except for Zell himself. He suddenly felt crazy for his hotdog.
(Change into dialogue)
Zell: Where's my hotdog?
Selphie: You gave it to me. Thanks, Zell. (Plants a kiss on his cheeks.)
Irvine: (runs forward) Selphie, Don't you love me anymore?
Selphie: (Screams) Ahhhhh! Monster!!
Zell: (Shocked) She's bitten! Who's the cruel person who did this to my beloved hotdog? (Holding hotdog with both hands)
Selphie: (Runs behind Zell, screaming) ZELL!!! Save me!!!
Irvine: (Runs after her) Selphie! Don't be afraid! Please! (Knocks hotdog out of Zell's hand and squashed it with his feet.)
Zell: (shocked) You squashed my hotdog. Why do you have to do this to me? Why!? Oh, cruel world, isn't there anyone who will understand my true feelings for this hotdog?
Selphie: (screaming) HELP!!! ZELL!!! (Runs out of Quad)
Irvine: SSSEEEELLPPPPPPHHHIIIIIEEEE! (Runs after her)
Zell: (Game over music starts playing) Dr. Kadowaki will be able to save her! (Scoops hotdog in hand and runs to infirmary)
Halfway to Infirmary.
Zell: (running quickly) Get out of my way! It's an emergency!
Pigtail Girl appears out of nowhere and knocks into Zell.
Hotdog falls into the water fountain.
Pigtail Girl: Hey! Watch where you're. Zell, hi, what's up?
Zell: (very shocked) Murderer! Give my love back to me! (Jumps into water and swims after hotdog)
Pigtail Girl Friend : Man, what's that psycho doing in the water? Let's go look for Headmaster Cid. He'll know what to do.
Pigtail Girl and co. runs off to report to Headmaster Cid.
What will happen in the next chapter of Stupid Cupid? Well, it's up to you to guess who is going to be Stupid's next victim! Stay tuned to find out in the ever-humorous Chapter 4!!!
Stupid Cupid
Author: Raine18
Disclaimer: It's a pity, but I do not own FF8 or any of its characters.
Author's Note: My examinations are finally over! ^_^ Another ridiculous story line I thought of in class. The story changes into a dialogue halfway like Chapter 2. Please review and try to guess of the next couple that I'm pairing up!
Chapter 3: Zell Dintch- The Human Hotdog Eating Machine
Zell stood before the Library of Balamb Garden, punching the thin air in front of him.
'Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing.' The bell rang.
'Finally! Rest time! Better start waiting in line for my hotdogs! Wait for Papa!' Zell thought and ran off quickly.
' There he goes again. I wonder what you've ever seen in him?' a girl of the library committee said.
' It doesn't matter what you think, as long as I like him.' The library pigtail girl says.
' It's a hawk!' someone said.
'It's a train!' Jack said.
'It's a bullet!' A Trepie member said.
Suddenly, a loud voice boomed out of nowhere. 'No! It's Zell, the human hotdog-eating machine! Traveling at the speed of light, he races to save another hotdog in distress and puts it into his.Mouth?'
Just then, Stupid the Cupid was walking out of the cafeteria after the Quistis and Irvine incident. (See chapter 2) He was singing along, 'Oh Stupid Cupid you're a real mean guy, I'll like to clip your wings so you can't fly.'
While Zell was running into the cafeteria, he bumped into Stupid unknowingly. Stupid fell on his bum and was so angry that he shouted out loud, 'Who's the as$hole who knocked into me? I'll make him pay.!'
Zell went into the cafeteria and managed to get the last hotdog. He put it in his pocket and smuggled it out of the cafeteria.
Zell was smiling happily to himself as he walked out of the cafeteria. Little did he know that Stupid the Cupid had made him his next victim, and was waiting for the moment where he can strike.
(Scene shifts to Irvine)
Irvine was sent to the Infirmary as he suffered a blue-black eye from the Trepie member. When he woke up, he did not remember a thing that had took place earlier.
'Ouch, my eye hurts.' Irvine whined when he woke up.
Dr. Kadowaki who was attending to him asked, ' You must have being real crazy to kiss Quistis in front of Selphie and you look hideous. Better stay indoor or you'll freak everyone out.'
' I kissed Quistis? Where's Selphie-pie? I need to speak to her. I don't even know what's going on. Who gave me the black eye? I'm so going to kick his as$!' Irvine said angrily.
' Kick his as$?! ' Dr. Kadowaki said laughing, 'Everybody thinks that you're a psycho. Nobody will even dare come near you, especially Selphie.'
'Why am I a psycho? I did nothing wrong!' Irvine shouted, furious that he had being accused.
Time seems to stop as Dr. Kadowaki opened her mouth and the words came out in slow motion,
' Y o u k i s s e d S e i f e r o n t h e l i p s '
What Irvine is thinking = YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS! YUCKS!
'Ahhhhh, help me! I must have been under a spell!' He said as he rinse his mouth.
' I must look for Selphie, she'll comfort me!' Irvine said, running out of the infirmary.
' Remember not to scare the kids!' Dr. Kadowaki shouted out loud.
(Scene shifts to Zell)
Wanting to eat his hotdog in peace and did not want to be disturbed, he decided on going to the Quad as there is nearly no one there at this time. Stupid followed behind closely.
' Finally, I found a place where old Cid won't find me eating my hotdog.' Zell thought.
' Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing.' The announcement bell rang
Cid's voice boomed out over the speakers,' Announcements for today. Quistis and Seifer, stop romancing by the fountain. Squall; go to the infirmary for your dose of aspirin. Zell, don't think that I'm an idiot and stop eating your hotdog in the Quad. Irvine, stop scaring the children with your hideous face. That's all for the announcements today.'
'Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing.'
' Damn! Old Cid found out!' Zell said, thinking about his unluckiness.
' Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing.'
' Another additional announcement. Zell, stop calling me old Cid or I'm going to get your as$ kicked. Edea, come to my office for some fun, no, I mean some serious official business. Today is Valentine's Day, so you're allowed to spend some time with your loved ones. To be fair, Quistis and Seifer can continue romancing by the fountain.'
' Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing.'
Zell sighed. No privacy when Cid's around, he thought.
Stupid followed Zell closely. As he sat down on a bench, he heard a girl weeping. He followed the sound, leading him to Selphie.
' Hey Selphie, why the super-duper-mega-bummer girl crying?' Zell asked, concerned.
Selphie upon seeing Zell could not control her feelings and hug him. She said, sobbing, ' Irvine kissed Quistis today right in front of me. I have never even cheated on him before. I hate him so much now.'
Zell sympathized with Selphie and comforted her by saying, 'I've never been good at cheering people up, but if there's anything I can do to make you happier. You can have my hotdog.'
Selphie was touched. She knew how much the hotdog means to Zell. It may just be a hotdog to her, but to Zell, getting the hotdog was a constant challenge that he had to face everyday.
(Scene shifts to Irvine)
' Help!! Monster!! Help me Xu! There's a monster with a blue-black eye running around! He wants to give me a blue-black eye!!!' A little girl screamed.
'Irvine Kinneas! Stop scaring the children!' Xu scolded.
' I can't help it! Have you seen Selphie by any chance?' Irvine asked.
' She's at the Quad.' she answered.
Irvine was worried, he remember Cid announcing that Zell was in the Quad as well. What was he doing alone with Selphie?
(Scene shifts to Zell)
Stupid was hiding behind the bushes all this while. He saw the sweetness of Zell and thought that he doesn't deserve to be punished. So with his bow, he aimed an arrow at his arm, hoping to make him fall in love with Selphie.
Irvine ran into the Quad as fast as he could. He couldn't believe his eyes. He saw Selphie biting into Zell's hotdog as Zell stroked her hair. He stood there, rooted to the ground.
Stupid shot the arrow, which hit Zell on the arm.
' Ouch, there are so many flies around. You wanna go back to your room?' He asked Selphie, who was holding on to the hotdog.
Well, you might be thinking, at least Stupid did something right for once but who would have known that he shot the arrow labeled "Hotdog" instead of the arrow labeled "Selphie".(-_-")
Zell suddenly felt a burst of energy from his heart. Hearts, stars and fireworks start going around his heart, but nobody could see that except for Zell himself. He suddenly felt crazy for his hotdog.
(Change into dialogue)
Zell: Where's my hotdog?
Selphie: You gave it to me. Thanks, Zell. (Plants a kiss on his cheeks.)
Irvine: (runs forward) Selphie, Don't you love me anymore?
Selphie: (Screams) Ahhhhh! Monster!!
Zell: (Shocked) She's bitten! Who's the cruel person who did this to my beloved hotdog? (Holding hotdog with both hands)
Selphie: (Runs behind Zell, screaming) ZELL!!! Save me!!!
Irvine: (Runs after her) Selphie! Don't be afraid! Please! (Knocks hotdog out of Zell's hand and squashed it with his feet.)
Zell: (shocked) You squashed my hotdog. Why do you have to do this to me? Why!? Oh, cruel world, isn't there anyone who will understand my true feelings for this hotdog?
Selphie: (screaming) HELP!!! ZELL!!! (Runs out of Quad)
Irvine: SSSEEEELLPPPPPPHHHIIIIIEEEE! (Runs after her)
Zell: (Game over music starts playing) Dr. Kadowaki will be able to save her! (Scoops hotdog in hand and runs to infirmary)
Halfway to Infirmary.
Zell: (running quickly) Get out of my way! It's an emergency!
Pigtail Girl appears out of nowhere and knocks into Zell.
Hotdog falls into the water fountain.
Pigtail Girl: Hey! Watch where you're. Zell, hi, what's up?
Zell: (very shocked) Murderer! Give my love back to me! (Jumps into water and swims after hotdog)
Pigtail Girl Friend : Man, what's that psycho doing in the water? Let's go look for Headmaster Cid. He'll know what to do.
Pigtail Girl and co. runs off to report to Headmaster Cid.
What will happen in the next chapter of Stupid Cupid? Well, it's up to you to guess who is going to be Stupid's next victim! Stay tuned to find out in the ever-humorous Chapter 4!!!