Sir Cadogen and Misunderstandings.

A/N: OMG! Thank you all SO MUCH FOR YOUR MAGNIFICENT REVIEWS! They ROCK my world! Especially thx to Janiko. You are great! I love you all! MWAH! -Practical Princess-

Disclaimer-I do NOT own ANY of the HP books. The ONLY think I actually OWN is the plot and title of this STORY.

(My perspective ok?)

Draco was still sitting in front of the fire when he heard smoochy, kissy noises. 'Huh?' he thought and looked over to the picture of the beautiful Marilyn Monroe. She had a disgusted look on her face. Then Draco realised.

'Sir Cadogen!' he cried. 'Get off Marilyn now!' Sir Cadogen obeyed and Draco won a smile from Marilyn. 'Thanks,' she said.

Draco just looked back into the fire and to the picture of Elizabeth Taylor, when she was a real beauty. (Do you guys know who Elizabeth Taylor is? If you don't, shame on you! -PP) Except now Elizabeth was gossiping with Marilyn, so he saw Sir Cadogen again.

'Are you alright there Draco?' he asked. 'I'm fine.'

'A duel could cheer you up then?' Sir Cadogen asked kindly. 'Your a painting Sir Cadogen. I don't think wizards are meant to duel with moving knights that are supposed to rescue Damsels in Distress, like Rapunzel or something,' said Draco, absentmindedly.

'Maybe a spell in the spells room?' he asked. Draco had a little battle with himself. He could do that.and..well.why not? 'Sure. But I don't know the password. McGonagall didn't tell us,' his face fell. 'I know the password! It's Blondie. A singer from the 80's that Marilyn and Elizabeth like,' said Sir Cadogen.

Draco got up and said 'Blondie.' The portrait swung open and Draco gasped. Everything was lined up neatly, and a merry fire crackled happily.

'Maybe a spell to find out who my true love is. Mother told me about one. The first letter of their name comes up,' Draco told Sir Cadogen.

He went to a cupboard that had 'Ingredients' on it. 'She said you needed 3 dragon's scales, a Griffin's heart and an eagle's claw.'

He took out the ingredients and set them down on an elegant table. Everything was elegant in Hermione's and Draco's quarters.

'Then you get a cauldron and you put in all the ingredients. Then you add creamy, pink water,' he grabbed that and poured it in. 'Green fire,' he conjured one up. 'And stir it up!'

He stirred it all up. 'You have to wait until the ingredients have dissolved and this potion has turned yellow.'

Soon enough, the potion turned yellow. 'Watch,' he said to Sir Cadogen. A 'H' was formed. 'Better not be a 'H' for Harry Potter. Probably not Hermione Granger..no, definitely not the mudblood. Hey!' he looked over to Sir Cadogen triumphantly.

'There is a new girl who, same year as me. Harnia is her name! She's a real beauty too,' Draco added dreamily. Sir Cadogen shook his head and rode off to flirt a little with the Fat lady.

Draco did a spell to clean it up and then went to bed.

A/N: There. The ending of Chappie 5! How exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm hoping to upload a new chapter today as well! Please review.that would be sooooooooooooo great~!@#$%^'{}[]

Ok, seeya.