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Spyro was skipping along cheerfully looking for some faries to defrost. Sparx was flying not too far behind.
Sparx- *whining* I wanna take a rest! We've been wandering around for FIVE WHOLE MINUTES!!!
Spyro- OMG! NOT FIVE WHOLE MINUTES! It's a tragedy, it's a travesty, its...its...*pauses then goes back to screaming mock black-and-blue bloody murder*
Sparx- So we can rest?
Spyro- How about...no.
Sparx- *goes back to whining*
Spyro- Eiiish. Would you like some cheese to go with that wine? I mean you're really starting to bug me...heheh, if you'll pardon the pun.
Sparx- Hmph.
Spyro- *grumbling* That stupid Sparx...he thinks he can push me around and break my stuff and wear my pants...not so! I'll show him! BWHAHAHAHAHAH! (insert manical laughter here)
Sparx- Spyro, you don't wear pants.
Spyro- SHUT UP! I don't like to be interrupted when I'm ranting.
Sparx- *cheerful* Oh. Ok!
Spyro exasperatedly spit a fire ball on the ground. Suddenly, his eyes lit up and began to glow evilly.
Spyro- I have an idea!
Sparx- What is it?
Spyro- Lets TAKE OVER THE WORLD! MWHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Sparx- Cool! Can I help?
Spyro- Sure. Under one condition. I get to be king.
Sparx- Then what do I get to be?
Spyro- Uh...court jester?
Spyro pulled out a four cornered hat with bells on each point and put it on Sparx's head.
Spyro- Perfection is an art achieved by few and savored by all.
Sparx- Where did you get that one?
Spyro- I dunno.
Sparx- Oh. OK!
Spyro- So lets TAKE OVER THE WORLD! (More manical laughter here)
Spark- But first, we sing the Doom song! Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom ...
~*three months later*~
Sparx- Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom DOOOOOOOOOOM Doom!
Spyro- Give the derranged insect a Grammy!
Spark- *wiping away tears* And I'd like to thank Spyro and my Mommy and the people at Nintendo for this honor! Thank you so much!
Spyro- Are you done?
Sparx- I think so.
Spyro- Good. Lets take over the world tomorrow and go unfreeze more faries now!
Sparx- OK!
As they're walking off...
Sparx- Do I still have to wear the hat?
Spyro- Yes.
Sparx- Oh man...
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Spyro was skipping along cheerfully looking for some faries to defrost. Sparx was flying not too far behind.
Sparx- *whining* I wanna take a rest! We've been wandering around for FIVE WHOLE MINUTES!!!
Spyro- OMG! NOT FIVE WHOLE MINUTES! It's a tragedy, it's a travesty, its...its...*pauses then goes back to screaming mock black-and-blue bloody murder*
Sparx- So we can rest?
Spyro- How about...no.
Sparx- *goes back to whining*
Spyro- Eiiish. Would you like some cheese to go with that wine? I mean you're really starting to bug me...heheh, if you'll pardon the pun.
Sparx- Hmph.
Spyro- *grumbling* That stupid Sparx...he thinks he can push me around and break my stuff and wear my pants...not so! I'll show him! BWHAHAHAHAHAH! (insert manical laughter here)
Sparx- Spyro, you don't wear pants.
Spyro- SHUT UP! I don't like to be interrupted when I'm ranting.
Sparx- *cheerful* Oh. Ok!
Spyro exasperatedly spit a fire ball on the ground. Suddenly, his eyes lit up and began to glow evilly.
Spyro- I have an idea!
Sparx- What is it?
Spyro- Lets TAKE OVER THE WORLD! MWHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Sparx- Cool! Can I help?
Spyro- Sure. Under one condition. I get to be king.
Sparx- Then what do I get to be?
Spyro- Uh...court jester?
Spyro pulled out a four cornered hat with bells on each point and put it on Sparx's head.
Spyro- Perfection is an art achieved by few and savored by all.
Sparx- Where did you get that one?
Spyro- I dunno.
Sparx- Oh. OK!
Spyro- So lets TAKE OVER THE WORLD! (More manical laughter here)
Spark- But first, we sing the Doom song! Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom ...
~*three months later*~
Sparx- Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom DOOOOOOOOOOM Doom!
Spyro- Give the derranged insect a Grammy!
Spark- *wiping away tears* And I'd like to thank Spyro and my Mommy and the people at Nintendo for this honor! Thank you so much!
Spyro- Are you done?
Sparx- I think so.
Spyro- Good. Lets take over the world tomorrow and go unfreeze more faries now!
Sparx- OK!
As they're walking off...
Sparx- Do I still have to wear the hat?
Spyro- Yes.
Sparx- Oh man...
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