The Dukes Of BioHazzard.
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It was rainy day in Hazzard Co. The drops of rain fall on the deserted streets. It's been several days since the virus infected Most of the Residents. Only me Luke,and Sheriff Rosco survived as far as I know. This is The story of how our little town was turned into a breeding ground for hellish monsters.
It all started on September 12 1979. Bo and me had just stopped international Jewel theifs from getting away with their loot. We stopped them with no help From the bumbling police force, Dumba$$es. Well anyways we were drivin' around the back roads in the genral lee, when we spotted some weird looking trucks, with a weird looking Umbrella Symbol on the side. "Whoa, Luke, you reckon we should check those trucks out, mebbey follow 'em they might be Jewel theifs." bo said. "Yeah maybey we oughta'" It was a gooda idea as any since we do get a lot of jewel theifs around here. So we started to follow them. Driving up the dusty path we decided to take the scenic route through the woods so we could hide better.
The I noticed Something. "Hey, Bo" "Yeah Luke?" "Ain't this the Spencer's plot of Land, Ya' know they got a big mansion, you reckon they are Jewell theifs?" "Luke I can't rightly say that i know." "Let's Keep Going." As we approached the gate something was odd, we heard gunshots. "Holy shoot,Bo.We done stumbled on a shootout,Look." sure enough there was people standing at the door in shiny suits.
"They look like spacemen." "Awwww shoot Bo ain't no such thing as aliens." we sat in the car watching as they backed out. Then all of a sudden. "RAhhhhhh Rahh woof woof!" dozens of strange looking mutts came running out of that house. "Sheeeeooot!" lets get out of and get Rosco. I fired outta there like a bat outta heck. We finally made it back to Town.
I stormed into the sheriffs office. "Rosco!Rosco! where you at you old billy Goat."
"Awwww whatta you want now?" "Man, you ain't never gonna believe this, me and Bo just saw a buncah weird dudes get eat up by a buncha weird monster mutts from space, you better send a couple of deputees up to the old Spencer Mansion!" "why you crazy fool, you been in Jessie's moon shine again ain't ya boy?" squealed that ol' s.o.b boss hogg. "An anyways I ain't about to waste precious dollars on some halfcocked story." Hogg Said.
"Now, you listen here fatman, theres dead people up there and ifff..." my words trailed off as i heard screming. Me, Rosco and boss Hogg saw people runnin around everywhere. Then we heard the barking. "See now I told ya'!" and then all heck broke loose. We heard a crash and then all of a sudden a big honkin' monster exploded through the wall. It grabbed and ate up two deputees then turned it's eyes on us.
"Yall better git on in here now yelled Bo!" Rosco and me ran and got into the car, boss hogg. was right behind us. But he couldn't fit in the car. the beast grabbed him by the legs and ate him. Bo it the gas and ran off. We were headed to uncle Jessie's to see if he was alright.
Chapter 2 will be put up in a couple days. This isn't very dood but i just though it would be a funny concept. please read and review.
CHapter 1
It was rainy day in Hazzard Co. The drops of rain fall on the deserted streets. It's been several days since the virus infected Most of the Residents. Only me Luke,and Sheriff Rosco survived as far as I know. This is The story of how our little town was turned into a breeding ground for hellish monsters.
It all started on September 12 1979. Bo and me had just stopped international Jewel theifs from getting away with their loot. We stopped them with no help From the bumbling police force, Dumba$$es. Well anyways we were drivin' around the back roads in the genral lee, when we spotted some weird looking trucks, with a weird looking Umbrella Symbol on the side. "Whoa, Luke, you reckon we should check those trucks out, mebbey follow 'em they might be Jewel theifs." bo said. "Yeah maybey we oughta'" It was a gooda idea as any since we do get a lot of jewel theifs around here. So we started to follow them. Driving up the dusty path we decided to take the scenic route through the woods so we could hide better.
The I noticed Something. "Hey, Bo" "Yeah Luke?" "Ain't this the Spencer's plot of Land, Ya' know they got a big mansion, you reckon they are Jewell theifs?" "Luke I can't rightly say that i know." "Let's Keep Going." As we approached the gate something was odd, we heard gunshots. "Holy shoot,Bo.We done stumbled on a shootout,Look." sure enough there was people standing at the door in shiny suits.
"They look like spacemen." "Awwww shoot Bo ain't no such thing as aliens." we sat in the car watching as they backed out. Then all of a sudden. "RAhhhhhh Rahh woof woof!" dozens of strange looking mutts came running out of that house. "Sheeeeooot!" lets get out of and get Rosco. I fired outta there like a bat outta heck. We finally made it back to Town.
I stormed into the sheriffs office. "Rosco!Rosco! where you at you old billy Goat."
"Awwww whatta you want now?" "Man, you ain't never gonna believe this, me and Bo just saw a buncah weird dudes get eat up by a buncha weird monster mutts from space, you better send a couple of deputees up to the old Spencer Mansion!" "why you crazy fool, you been in Jessie's moon shine again ain't ya boy?" squealed that ol' s.o.b boss hogg. "An anyways I ain't about to waste precious dollars on some halfcocked story." Hogg Said.
"Now, you listen here fatman, theres dead people up there and ifff..." my words trailed off as i heard screming. Me, Rosco and boss Hogg saw people runnin around everywhere. Then we heard the barking. "See now I told ya'!" and then all heck broke loose. We heard a crash and then all of a sudden a big honkin' monster exploded through the wall. It grabbed and ate up two deputees then turned it's eyes on us.
"Yall better git on in here now yelled Bo!" Rosco and me ran and got into the car, boss hogg. was right behind us. But he couldn't fit in the car. the beast grabbed him by the legs and ate him. Bo it the gas and ran off. We were headed to uncle Jessie's to see if he was alright.
Chapter 2 will be put up in a couple days. This isn't very dood but i just though it would be a funny concept. please read and review.