A/N Oh, Sith.and some *more*. Note: S&M = sadomasochism.
Attack of the Dramatic Speeder Scenes (or, the *real* reason why Obi-Wan hates flying)
Dramatic Flying Scene #1. ANAKIN and OBI-WAN in PADME's quarters. Big flying ball thing outside window. OBI-WAN jumps through the window, glass and all, makes a grab.and MISSES.
OBI-WAN: (Plummeting towards the ground) Shhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt!
ANAKIN: Ooh, that looked nasty.
GEORGE LUCAS: OK, let's try that one again.
OBI-WAN staggers in, covered in blood and dog shit.
OBI-WAN: (Weakly) Fine.
Flying ball thing, dramatic jump through window.he MISSES AGAIN.
OBI-WAN: (Plummeting again) Shhhhihiiiiiiittttttt! I'll get you for this, George Lucasaaaaaaaaassssssssss.
Scene #1, take 175:
OBI-WAN: (Plummeting) Shhhhhiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt!
Scene #1, take 250:
OBI-WAN grabs the flying thing and hangs on.
OBI-WAN: Shiii.hey, I did it! I'm flying!
ANAKIN: Wow, cool. Now he's gone, Padme, let's shag.
Ten minutes later, OBI-WAN's flying thing is shot down. He plummets, looking around for ANAKIN in the speeder.
Shot of ANAKIN making out with PADME.
ANAKIN: Y'know, I can't help thinking there's something I've forgotten.
OBI-WAN: (Plummeting) Shhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt! I'll get you for this, Anakiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn..
Thump.
Dramatic Flying Scene #2: ANAKIN and OBI-WAN in the speeder. ANAKIN suddenly jumps out.
ANAKIN: (Plummeting) Wait a minute.what happened to my safety ropes!?
OBI-WAN: Snicker.
ANAKIN: You bastard, Kenobi! Shhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttt..
Thump.
Dramatic Flying Scene #3. OBI-WAN in the asteroid belt. He flies past something bearing a curious resemblance to one of cow animals ANAKIN is happily riding on a planet with PADME.
OBI-WAN: Ooh, look at that! A cow-shaped asteroid! Wow!
The shuttle COLLIDES with another, non-cow-shaped, asteroid.
OBI-WAN: (Being blown up) Shiiiiiiiitttttttt..
Splatter.
ANAKIN, still riding cows and PADME, looks up thoughtfully.
ANAKIN: I think I detect a disturbance in the Force.
PADME: That's my corset.
ANAKIN: Aha.
Dramatic Flying Scene #4: (kinda) ANAKIN on his little hover-moped, holding his mother's dead body wrapped in some of that really cool bubble wrapping stuff.
ANAKIN: Wonder if I can loop-the-loop on this thing?
He attempts it. SHMI is thrown off.
ANAKIN: Mommy! Shiiiittt!
Dramatic Flying Scene #5: YODA's flying tea-tray (at the request of Ickle- Helena). YODA flies at breakneck speed through the temple on his magic tea- tray, smacking tall people on the head.
YODA: Fun this is!
WINDU: Er.master Yoda? I think we're supposed to be in a council session.
YODA: Screw that! Wait, it can! Chilling, I am!
WINDU: Um.
Attack of the Dramatic Speeder Scenes (or, the *real* reason why Obi-Wan hates flying)
Dramatic Flying Scene #1. ANAKIN and OBI-WAN in PADME's quarters. Big flying ball thing outside window. OBI-WAN jumps through the window, glass and all, makes a grab.and MISSES.
OBI-WAN: (Plummeting towards the ground) Shhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt!
ANAKIN: Ooh, that looked nasty.
GEORGE LUCAS: OK, let's try that one again.
OBI-WAN staggers in, covered in blood and dog shit.
OBI-WAN: (Weakly) Fine.
Flying ball thing, dramatic jump through window.he MISSES AGAIN.
OBI-WAN: (Plummeting again) Shhhhihiiiiiiittttttt! I'll get you for this, George Lucasaaaaaaaaassssssssss.
Scene #1, take 175:
OBI-WAN: (Plummeting) Shhhhhiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt!
Scene #1, take 250:
OBI-WAN grabs the flying thing and hangs on.
OBI-WAN: Shiii.hey, I did it! I'm flying!
ANAKIN: Wow, cool. Now he's gone, Padme, let's shag.
Ten minutes later, OBI-WAN's flying thing is shot down. He plummets, looking around for ANAKIN in the speeder.
Shot of ANAKIN making out with PADME.
ANAKIN: Y'know, I can't help thinking there's something I've forgotten.
OBI-WAN: (Plummeting) Shhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt! I'll get you for this, Anakiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn..
Thump.
Dramatic Flying Scene #2: ANAKIN and OBI-WAN in the speeder. ANAKIN suddenly jumps out.
ANAKIN: (Plummeting) Wait a minute.what happened to my safety ropes!?
OBI-WAN: Snicker.
ANAKIN: You bastard, Kenobi! Shhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttt..
Thump.
Dramatic Flying Scene #3. OBI-WAN in the asteroid belt. He flies past something bearing a curious resemblance to one of cow animals ANAKIN is happily riding on a planet with PADME.
OBI-WAN: Ooh, look at that! A cow-shaped asteroid! Wow!
The shuttle COLLIDES with another, non-cow-shaped, asteroid.
OBI-WAN: (Being blown up) Shiiiiiiiitttttttt..
Splatter.
ANAKIN, still riding cows and PADME, looks up thoughtfully.
ANAKIN: I think I detect a disturbance in the Force.
PADME: That's my corset.
ANAKIN: Aha.
Dramatic Flying Scene #4: (kinda) ANAKIN on his little hover-moped, holding his mother's dead body wrapped in some of that really cool bubble wrapping stuff.
ANAKIN: Wonder if I can loop-the-loop on this thing?
He attempts it. SHMI is thrown off.
ANAKIN: Mommy! Shiiiittt!
Dramatic Flying Scene #5: YODA's flying tea-tray (at the request of Ickle- Helena). YODA flies at breakneck speed through the temple on his magic tea- tray, smacking tall people on the head.
YODA: Fun this is!
WINDU: Er.master Yoda? I think we're supposed to be in a council session.
YODA: Screw that! Wait, it can! Chilling, I am!
WINDU: Um.