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Sleeping Horror
Sleeping Horror is the story of a baka woman named Bulma. Her mother was such a bakayaro airhead that she couldn't figure out how to get a baby. She would continually going to stores looking to buy a baby, but none of them ever had any in stock.
"Mr. Vegeta. W-w-were me and Trunks bought at a store too?"
"No! You are to stupid to be anything, but the spawn of that baka idiot Kakkarot and I Prince of the Sayajins would never sttop so low as to get a child at a store. Now shut up you baka and let me continue the story.
So eventually the bakayaro idiot woman was on the verge of giving up, so she went to her fairy godmother, The Ox King. He directed her to summon the defenders of the land to bring her a baby with each of their greatest talents. So she did. She summoned them and they brought her a blue haired baby girl. Each of the defenders walked up in their combat suits. Bakayaro Kakkarot came up in a fluffy pink fairy suit and made her a baka idiot like him. Then Krillin came to give her his ugliness. Next came Yajirobe. Who made her the fattest woman ever. Each defender went one after the other in a fluffy pink fairy suit to bestow their greatest gift on the child. Even Piccolo came in the fluffy pink fairy suit to her his complexion, but they'd forgotten one of the defenders, Chi Chi. She came in and her bakayaro %$#*&@$ banshee voice was so %$#*&@$ loud that the baby decided to take a nap for the next century, hoping the voice would be gone by then.
"Mr. Vegeta. What's %$#*&@$ mean?
"Ask that banshee mother of yours baka!" Vegeta said with an evil smirk. "Hahahaha," he thought. "That bakayaro banshee woman will think Kakkarot told him that word and I will finally have my revenge. Muwahahahahah!!!!!"
Fortunately, 100 years later a valiant, brave, handsome, smart, courageous, powerful, invincible... goes on for next 5 minutes complimenting himself... warrior prince named Vegeta arrived on their planet. He decided that before he could rule all the baka humans on that planet he would have to defeat the defenders. So the defenders came to fight him in their fluffy pink combat suits and because they were such a bunch of cowardly baka weaklings they all attacked at the same time, but Vegeta was just to strong. He defeated Scar Face, Baldy, Clown Face and the Green Man with one blow and then with a single kick sent 6 eyes to the next dimension.
"Trunks. Who's 6 eyes?"
"Oh that's just what my dad has been calling Tien since he got glasses."
"Oh! Okay."
Finally, only the greatest warrior of Earth remained. He was Kakkarot. "Hahahaha," he said. "I will beat you and save the planet for all the people, animals, plants, inse-" "Oh just shut up," Vegeta said, blasting Kakkarot into the next dimension with one finger.
After conquering the entire planet and killing that baka idiot Hercule, Vegeta finally came across the sleeping horror. If he was not such a great, noble, charming, pitying, forgiving... goes on for another 5 minutes bragging... ruler of the universe he would have left the ugly, stupid, fat baka to die, but he took pity on her.
"Wait a second dad. I thought Vegeta was only a warrior prince?"
"No. When he slaughtered that weakling baka Kakkarot he became the ruler of the universe too."
"Oh! That's cool."
So Bulma became Vegeta's personal slave forever. The End.
"Wow dad that story was really cool!"
"I don't know Trunks. I don't think your dad's telling the truth and your mom's not fat, ugly, or stupid."
"Come now brats. Would I lie? Now that that's settled, it's on to the next story. Here we are. We're going to be reading Little Cell Riding Hood and the Big Bad Vegeta. It goes something like this...
to be continued...
Sleeping Horror
Sleeping Horror is the story of a baka woman named Bulma. Her mother was such a bakayaro airhead that she couldn't figure out how to get a baby. She would continually going to stores looking to buy a baby, but none of them ever had any in stock.
"Mr. Vegeta. W-w-were me and Trunks bought at a store too?"
"No! You are to stupid to be anything, but the spawn of that baka idiot Kakkarot and I Prince of the Sayajins would never sttop so low as to get a child at a store. Now shut up you baka and let me continue the story.
So eventually the bakayaro idiot woman was on the verge of giving up, so she went to her fairy godmother, The Ox King. He directed her to summon the defenders of the land to bring her a baby with each of their greatest talents. So she did. She summoned them and they brought her a blue haired baby girl. Each of the defenders walked up in their combat suits. Bakayaro Kakkarot came up in a fluffy pink fairy suit and made her a baka idiot like him. Then Krillin came to give her his ugliness. Next came Yajirobe. Who made her the fattest woman ever. Each defender went one after the other in a fluffy pink fairy suit to bestow their greatest gift on the child. Even Piccolo came in the fluffy pink fairy suit to her his complexion, but they'd forgotten one of the defenders, Chi Chi. She came in and her bakayaro %$#*&@$ banshee voice was so %$#*&@$ loud that the baby decided to take a nap for the next century, hoping the voice would be gone by then.
"Mr. Vegeta. What's %$#*&@$ mean?
"Ask that banshee mother of yours baka!" Vegeta said with an evil smirk. "Hahahaha," he thought. "That bakayaro banshee woman will think Kakkarot told him that word and I will finally have my revenge. Muwahahahahah!!!!!"
Fortunately, 100 years later a valiant, brave, handsome, smart, courageous, powerful, invincible... goes on for next 5 minutes complimenting himself... warrior prince named Vegeta arrived on their planet. He decided that before he could rule all the baka humans on that planet he would have to defeat the defenders. So the defenders came to fight him in their fluffy pink combat suits and because they were such a bunch of cowardly baka weaklings they all attacked at the same time, but Vegeta was just to strong. He defeated Scar Face, Baldy, Clown Face and the Green Man with one blow and then with a single kick sent 6 eyes to the next dimension.
"Trunks. Who's 6 eyes?"
"Oh that's just what my dad has been calling Tien since he got glasses."
"Oh! Okay."
Finally, only the greatest warrior of Earth remained. He was Kakkarot. "Hahahaha," he said. "I will beat you and save the planet for all the people, animals, plants, inse-" "Oh just shut up," Vegeta said, blasting Kakkarot into the next dimension with one finger.
After conquering the entire planet and killing that baka idiot Hercule, Vegeta finally came across the sleeping horror. If he was not such a great, noble, charming, pitying, forgiving... goes on for another 5 minutes bragging... ruler of the universe he would have left the ugly, stupid, fat baka to die, but he took pity on her.
"Wait a second dad. I thought Vegeta was only a warrior prince?"
"No. When he slaughtered that weakling baka Kakkarot he became the ruler of the universe too."
"Oh! That's cool."
So Bulma became Vegeta's personal slave forever. The End.
"Wow dad that story was really cool!"
"I don't know Trunks. I don't think your dad's telling the truth and your mom's not fat, ugly, or stupid."
"Come now brats. Would I lie? Now that that's settled, it's on to the next story. Here we are. We're going to be reading Little Cell Riding Hood and the Big Bad Vegeta. It goes something like this...
to be continued...