Cell: I am not going through with this!
Vegeta: Silence you baka! This is my story, so I make the rules!
Cell: Then I'll simply ki blast you. Kame ha me...
Vegeta charging up to ascended SSJ: Sorry Cell, but I've gotten a bit stronger. Big Bang Attack!
Cell, smoking, armless and having just had his ass handed to him by the Prince of all Sayajins: Fine. I'll be in your stupid story you baka!
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ and anyone who sues me will have my pet Vegeta to deal with.
Vegeta: I'm not your silly pet baka!
Kami, typing up the next line: Oh ya!
Vegeta in dog suit: Ruff! Ruff!
Little Cell Riding Hood and the Big Bad Vegeta
Once upon a time there was a little bakayaro weakling named Little Cell Riding Hood who had a ditzy, baka, airhead, blond mother named Mrs. Breifs. One day Mrs. Breifs decided to send Cell to see his grandmother, Bakayaro Freeza.
"Mr. Vegeta. Wasn't Freeza a guy?"
"You couldn't tell by hearing him baka and he was as cowardly as some baka woman so I think the bakayaro's better female and it's my story so shut up baka youngest spawn of Kakkarot! Now then, let's get back to the story."
"Goodbye Cell-chan," the woman said as she sent Little Cell Riding Hood on his way, but unbeknownst to them the most handsome, charming, powerful and ingenious warrior had heard their conversation and had decided to steal the senzus that Cell was bringing to the sick old hag.
As Cell merrily skipped through the woods (lol can you even imagine Cell doing that), he was confronted by the great warrior.
"What great warrior, Mr. Vegeta?"
"Vegeta, of course, you baka! Anyway..."
The powerful warrior knew that Cell didn't stand a chance against his supremely, incredibly, enormously, impossibly powerful attacks, but Cell didn't understand this, or else he would have run away like the bakayaro coward he was, but he had one final plan. He called his hero, Bakayaro Hercule, but Hercule was no match for Vegeta and was ki blasted into the next dimension, still laughing like a baka about how strong he was. Vegeta ki blasted the weakling baka Cell into the next dimension, as Cell cowered like a baka weakling and stole the senzu beans. Everyone would have lived happily ever after if Bakayaro Kakkarot had not decided then to show up with his sidekick Scarface and Scarface's baka girlfriend, the the bakayaro idiot woman.
Vegeta had no choice but to easily defeat Scarface and Kakkarot, but on seeing Vegeta's manly strength, the bakayaro idiot woman chose to abandon Scarface and become Vegeta's slave and mate. Bakayaro Kakkarot also chose to become Vegeta's slave after seeing his powers, but then Bakayaro weakling coward, Freeza appeared. He joined forces with Scarface to have revenge on Vegeta, but since they were both bakayaro weaklings, Vegeta easily beat the crap out of them and to this day they both still have important roles. Freeza acts as Vegeta's punching bag, while Yamcha is in charge of licking his boots to maintain their cleanliness and Kakkarot's duties consist of telling Vegeta how much stronger than him he is and bowing down to Vegeta whenever he sees him. The Bakayaro idiot woman also has an important role she is in charge of facilitating sexual arou- mmmmmnnnmmm! I'm going to kill you brat!
"But Goten's mom said he isn't supposed to hear about that stuff and-"
"Shut up brat! For that, both you and Goten will spend 2 hours in the gravity room with me, starting now!"
When they get back I'm sure Vegeta will be happy to continue. Let's see what's next. Ah yes here we are. 3 Bakayaro Brats and the Bigger Badder Vegeta. I'm sure you can't wait so I'll get to work.
I have chosen to advertize the following 3 fics. If you're looking for a humourous read this is where it's at:
Frozenflower's Bring Your Father to School Day: Revived
If you like Gohan torture, well this is the best there is. So I reccomend you give it a read. Guess which student isn't too happy to bring daddy to school, especially when the rest of the gang shows up.
CCS AnGeLOO's The Misadventures of Videl and Gohan
How does Videl deal with life with Gohan's family, especially when she's stuck watching the twin terrors Goten and Trunks, or the time that Gohan got drunkand accused her of having an affair with Vegeta. Oh well it just doesn't get much funnier and by the way. I got the idea for this fic from some stories of Vegeta's in the second chapter, so if you like this give it a read.
Kami's HERCULEan Days
Shhhhhh! Don't tell anyone this one's by me! What !?! They already no! Damnit! Well I guess shameless self advertizement never hurt anyone and I can guarantee that if you have enjoyed this fic so far then you'll love this one.
4 year old Chibi Gohan with tears brimming in his eyes: Pleeeeease read, or else I'll cry and if you don't well you better atleast review this one, or else I'll get mad and you don't wanna see me mad. I'll also tell my daddy and he's the strongest in the whole tire world, so you better leave a review!
Vegeta: Silence you baka! This is my story, so I make the rules!
Cell: Then I'll simply ki blast you. Kame ha me...
Vegeta charging up to ascended SSJ: Sorry Cell, but I've gotten a bit stronger. Big Bang Attack!
Cell, smoking, armless and having just had his ass handed to him by the Prince of all Sayajins: Fine. I'll be in your stupid story you baka!
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ and anyone who sues me will have my pet Vegeta to deal with.
Vegeta: I'm not your silly pet baka!
Kami, typing up the next line: Oh ya!
Vegeta in dog suit: Ruff! Ruff!
Little Cell Riding Hood and the Big Bad Vegeta
Once upon a time there was a little bakayaro weakling named Little Cell Riding Hood who had a ditzy, baka, airhead, blond mother named Mrs. Breifs. One day Mrs. Breifs decided to send Cell to see his grandmother, Bakayaro Freeza.
"Mr. Vegeta. Wasn't Freeza a guy?"
"You couldn't tell by hearing him baka and he was as cowardly as some baka woman so I think the bakayaro's better female and it's my story so shut up baka youngest spawn of Kakkarot! Now then, let's get back to the story."
"Goodbye Cell-chan," the woman said as she sent Little Cell Riding Hood on his way, but unbeknownst to them the most handsome, charming, powerful and ingenious warrior had heard their conversation and had decided to steal the senzus that Cell was bringing to the sick old hag.
As Cell merrily skipped through the woods (lol can you even imagine Cell doing that), he was confronted by the great warrior.
"What great warrior, Mr. Vegeta?"
"Vegeta, of course, you baka! Anyway..."
The powerful warrior knew that Cell didn't stand a chance against his supremely, incredibly, enormously, impossibly powerful attacks, but Cell didn't understand this, or else he would have run away like the bakayaro coward he was, but he had one final plan. He called his hero, Bakayaro Hercule, but Hercule was no match for Vegeta and was ki blasted into the next dimension, still laughing like a baka about how strong he was. Vegeta ki blasted the weakling baka Cell into the next dimension, as Cell cowered like a baka weakling and stole the senzu beans. Everyone would have lived happily ever after if Bakayaro Kakkarot had not decided then to show up with his sidekick Scarface and Scarface's baka girlfriend, the the bakayaro idiot woman.
Vegeta had no choice but to easily defeat Scarface and Kakkarot, but on seeing Vegeta's manly strength, the bakayaro idiot woman chose to abandon Scarface and become Vegeta's slave and mate. Bakayaro Kakkarot also chose to become Vegeta's slave after seeing his powers, but then Bakayaro weakling coward, Freeza appeared. He joined forces with Scarface to have revenge on Vegeta, but since they were both bakayaro weaklings, Vegeta easily beat the crap out of them and to this day they both still have important roles. Freeza acts as Vegeta's punching bag, while Yamcha is in charge of licking his boots to maintain their cleanliness and Kakkarot's duties consist of telling Vegeta how much stronger than him he is and bowing down to Vegeta whenever he sees him. The Bakayaro idiot woman also has an important role she is in charge of facilitating sexual arou- mmmmmnnnmmm! I'm going to kill you brat!
"But Goten's mom said he isn't supposed to hear about that stuff and-"
"Shut up brat! For that, both you and Goten will spend 2 hours in the gravity room with me, starting now!"
When they get back I'm sure Vegeta will be happy to continue. Let's see what's next. Ah yes here we are. 3 Bakayaro Brats and the Bigger Badder Vegeta. I'm sure you can't wait so I'll get to work.
I have chosen to advertize the following 3 fics. If you're looking for a humourous read this is where it's at:
Frozenflower's Bring Your Father to School Day: Revived
If you like Gohan torture, well this is the best there is. So I reccomend you give it a read. Guess which student isn't too happy to bring daddy to school, especially when the rest of the gang shows up.
CCS AnGeLOO's The Misadventures of Videl and Gohan
How does Videl deal with life with Gohan's family, especially when she's stuck watching the twin terrors Goten and Trunks, or the time that Gohan got drunkand accused her of having an affair with Vegeta. Oh well it just doesn't get much funnier and by the way. I got the idea for this fic from some stories of Vegeta's in the second chapter, so if you like this give it a read.
Kami's HERCULEan Days
Shhhhhh! Don't tell anyone this one's by me! What !?! They already no! Damnit! Well I guess shameless self advertizement never hurt anyone and I can guarantee that if you have enjoyed this fic so far then you'll love this one.
4 year old Chibi Gohan with tears brimming in his eyes: Pleeeeease read, or else I'll cry and if you don't well you better atleast review this one, or else I'll get mad and you don't wanna see me mad. I'll also tell my daddy and he's the strongest in the whole tire world, so you better leave a review!