Floppy Flaws

Tommy OV: Yeah, sure things get pretty weird around here but this has to be the weirdest it's ever gotten!



Tommy: Hey, Merton whats up?

Merton: Nothing.

Lori: (Pushes Merton into his locker) Hi, Tommy whats up?

Tommy: Uh, nothing.

(Tommy picks Merton up and Merton wiggles his nose)

Merton: Hi, Lori.



Tommy OV: Okay it's not bad now so let's skip ahead a bit. Well that night at the factory I saw Lori but she just wasn't like herself.



Tommy: (Walks over to Lori) Hey, is something wrong?

Lori: No! Why would something be wrong!

Tommy: Sorry I was just wondering.

Lori: Sorry. I'm just a little jumpy tonight.

Tommy: Why?

Lori: Um... would you be able to keep a secret?

Tommy: Well, yeah.



Lori takes Tommy to an empty alley and Lori looks at the moon which Tommy has just relised is full

Tommy: Lori, I better go!

Lori: Just wait!

(All of a sudden Tommy jumps back and wolfs out)

Lori: I kinda figured you were the werewolf so thats why I thought you would understand.

Tommy: How though?

Lori: Well it was about 3 days ago... I was in woods and I saw something so I decided to check it out and then...it just happened so fast. The wolf jumped out and bit me... I didn't have a clue it was a werewolf though. I was scared.

Tommy: I was scared when I was bit too.



The next day at school...



Merton: Hey, Tommy I thought you would be in the woods last night. It was a full moon you know!

Tommy: Yeah, I know. I was busy.

Merton: Okay.

*Lori walks up*

Lori: Hey, guys.

Tommy: Uh, hi.

Merton: Hello.

*Becky walks up*

Becky: Hey, freaker can I borrow 20 bucks?

Merton: Sure.

Becky: Thanks

*Lori looks at the bulletin board*

Lori: Hey look,a bands playing at the factory.

*Tommy looks nervous*

Tommy: Uh... you probably shouldn't go. Uh... I mean they probably suck. Er... Look it says the guys are students here and no guys at our school can sing or play guitar, bass or drums!

Lori: Tommy you sound nervous. Well I'm going!



At the concert...



Lori: Aw, you can't see them.

Merton: Tommy lied! They can sing.

Lori: I wonder who they are.

Then all of a sudden on the big screen, that was installed so people could see who was in the band, appears Tommy! He was singing a song called "Points Of Authority" at the time. Then "Teenage Riot", "Fell in Love With a Girl", and then after all of the songs he sang "Iris".

Merton: That was awesome! *Tears in Merton's eyes*

Lori: I liked it.



The next day at Merton's...

Merton just woke and goes to look in the mirror to see if he has to re- spike his hair.

Merton: *gasp*MY HAIR!!!*faints*

Tommy walks in.

Tommy: Merton!? Huh? Nice hair. It looks good long...hey, what happened to your spikes?

Merton: *Wakes up* They're gone...FOREVER!

Tommy: Did you try to spike them again?

Merton: No. I'll try that.

Merton goes and tries to re-spike his hair again and uses every kind of gel he owns but nothing worked.

Merton: Well, at least it's still black.



Tommy OV: Well Merton's hair can't be spiked anymore, Lori's a werewolf and everyone knows I can sing...pretty weird huh? Well Lori's still hates Merton...I think that's the only thing that hasn't changed. Me and Lori are going out now so that's the only thing that's good that's happened this week.