Petting Zoo Downstairs

Do you remember on the thir13een ghosts how Dennis says, "What did I just say? Did I just say there was a petting zoo downstairs? NO! There are ghosts downstairs."??? Well, I am writing a story about that Zoo.

"What did I just say? Did I just say there was a petting zoo downstairs? NO! There are ghosts downstairs Arthur." Dennis exclaimed, trying to keep the stupid man before him from going into the basement.

They both heard a growl and stopped in their tracks.

"Was that supposed to be a ghost?" Arthur asked, believing a little more than before.

"Yes, I guess, it was probably the Jackal." he cringed. "Gosh, if the Jackal is lose, forget your kids, I am so freaking outta here!" Dennis screamed.

The growl was once again heard.

"Dennis, if you help me find my kids I I'll. I will give twice what my uncle owed you."

"Twice!" Dennis squeaked. That was like 100,000 dollars. He could do that. Plus he had been looking for something to do to make him like himself. he guessed that this was it. "Oh, gosh, man." He snatched the glasses from Maggie. "Move," he pushed Arthur aside, "Okay, lets go."

They were greeted by the creature that had make the furious growl. Its wasn't the Jackal but Maggie still screamed. It was a lion.

"I thought you said there were ghosts down here!" Maggie said, hiding behind him.

"I-I-I there were!" he looked around, "WHATS GOING ON!" he saw the sign.

Welcome, The ghosts who were formally present here have been replaced my something that I much more enjoy, a petting zoo. Please have fun but don't get to close to the lions.

Cyrus.

Dennis looked around, the only thing that was proof of any ghosts ever being here were the lions, who were happily munching away on the lawyers front and back half, in the Jackal's pen.



That was my twisted sense of humor, was it funny at all? Probably not, but I tried and the ideal would not quit pestering me. REVIEWS ARE LOVED!

AmandaTheVampireLove