Co-written by Gin Ryu-chan and Gingko-chan!
Gingko-chan:Yo cats...and humans...and other things reading. Sorry for the LONG wait.
Gin Ryu-chan:Ya, because you were too laz...
Gingko-chan:*Whaps Gin Ryu-chan with a paper fan, repeatedly* Shut *whap* Up! *whap*
Gin Ryu-chan:Ow, meanie. Now, kids that's why Gingko TREES are pretty but if you see someone called Gingko you should...
*Gets whapped unconscious by a steel tipped paper fan*
Gingko-chan:Anyway. We do not own these characters or their animes. And, furthermore, the kittens belong to us. But you can borrow them for cuddling if you want.
MONDAY, WEEK 2_
KAIBA HOUSEHOLD:_
Kaiba is thinking. These are his thoughts.
I hate those cats. They've destroyed three Ming vases, four crystal vases, five glass vases, and two steel vases. Also, one marble statue, two crystal statues, and three sets of imported, embroidered drapes. And this morning they washed all my headache pills down the drain! Leaving only one. I swear. They're against me.
"SETO!! Time to give Cuddles, Tickles, and Ben a bath!" Mokuba called from the bathroom.
Maybe I can drown them.
Authors:You can't. You just MIGHT end up drowning yourself. You just might happen to trip and get stuck. You never know. Mwahahahahaha. 'Sides, we can destroy Kaiba Land if all else fails.
Who said that?! You FIENDS!
"SETO!! Come ON!!"
"Fine. I'm coming."
BATHROOM:_
The darling kittens splashed around in the shallow, warm bath-water. Bright pink (toxic-looking) bubbles rose from the bubblegum scented foam. The kittens are sooo cute!
Mokuba seemed to be having fun, and he was still relatively dry. But Seto, who had just got here, had gotten soaked in less than two seconds, there was also bright pink foam all over his pure white silk shirt.
Authors:Have fun washing it, dear.
Finally, Seto has had enough. He throws up his arms in exasperation. He knocks over his laptop that has magically appeared. It flies into the toilet. You hear a small spark, and smoke comes from it.
Seto blinks. "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
TUESDAY, WEEK 2_
PEGASUS' FORTRESS:_
In one day, the kittens obliterated one room. Seven rooms have been destroyed since we last checked on our cute, furry, feline friends.
The kitties are currently testing their sharp little claws on the wooden paneling. Wood is amazing for sharpening ones claws. If one has claws.
One of Pegasus' random lackeys walked up and bowed, "Mr. Pegasus, your kittens are currently destroying the study. All your precious books are being ripped to shreds."
"MY COMIC BOOKS?!?!?!"
"No. Your literary books,all your novels and research mat..."
"Oh. THOSE. It doesn't matter. Have you taken pictures?"
"Um...sir. That's not the problem here. They're destroying your fortress!"
"They're just making themselves at home. If any of you make them unhappy, I'll take your soul away."
"Uh...yes sir."
WEDNESDAY, WEEK 3_
TENDOU DOJO:_
Ranma stretches and yawns. "That was a good sleep. No weird cat-attacking-Ranma-with razor-sharp-claws dreams. All is good. The bed is warm."
His eyes widened. There were KITTENS in his bed. He jumps away screaming bloody murder.
The kittens however, were curled up in a bundle of warm fur, and they looked absolutely adorable! Plus, they were doing absolutely nothing.
Akane pops her head into the room. "Ranma, you're such a dope. I'm bringing M-chan, Y-chan, G-chan, and P-chan to school today."
In one corner of the room, Ryouga AKA P-chan was being cornered by the kittens. They looked at him curiously with big, bright eyes. Suddenly, an empty, but very dusty box fell onto him. Such accidents happened miraculously throughout the day.
Meanwhile Ranma, who had thought school would be the perfect place to run away, buried his head in his hands and cried silently. Why me?
THURSDAY, WEEK 2_
WINNER RESIDENCE:_
The cats had gotten hold of Heero's gun. And quite accidentally shot it, and it barely missed Wufei's head.
Wufei was cowering in one corner.
The kittens then moved over to Trowa, who was balancing. They brushed their soft, furry bodies against him.
"Tickles...Ahh!"
Then, Trowa fall down. Ouchies.
For now, that is what the kittens have done.
FRIDAY, WEEK 2_
DAMAGE REPORT:_
KAIBA RESIDENCE:_
One short-circuited laptop_
One extremely angry Kaiba Seto_
Fourteen assorted vases_
Three imported statues_
Three sets of imported, embroidered drapes_
One bottle of headache pills (minus one)_
PEGASUS' FORTRESS:_
Eight obliterated assorted rooms_
TENDOU DOJO:_
One dusty pig, trapped under a box_
One crying, still traumatized, Ranma_
WINNER RESIDENCE:_
One cowering Wufei_
One fallen Trowa_
Gin Ryu-chan:Well, that's it. For this chapter anyways. If you wanna cuddle the kittens, don't worry, they won't bite or scratch or destroy your house. I hope you all enjoyed this. Don't forget to drop a review. Nothin' else to say. Bye!