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Turmoil in Tents
#1. They are our neighbours for 2 weeks?
This is my first fanfiction I've ever written. Please review if you liked it!
A M3 convertible turned off of the highway, onto a narrow dirt road. Kagome, the driver, and her best friend Sango sang along with the radio while looking for a parking spot.
"Two hole weeks of fishing, hiking, swimming and sleeping outdoors!" Kagome giggled, as the song ended. Sango groaned: not this again…
"It'll be nice and quite and there won't be people for miles!"
"Yea. Nobody's gonna be as empty minded as us. Going to the best place around at the best time of year… especially since the weather was predicted to be perfect most of the time that we're going to be there…"
"Hmph! Don't ruin my good spirit!" Kagome frowned.
"THEN SHUT UP!"
Kagome pulled into the closest spot she could to the trailhead: right in front of it!
"Oh look! We even got the best parking spot!" Sango droned.
"Ya, well that's because WE'RE THE ONLY ONES HERE!!" Kagome emerged from the car triumphant, and went to unlock the trunk. Just then, however, a jeep pulled into the gravel lot.
"Damn it!" Kagome cursed under her breath as she hauled a backpack out of the trunk that resembled a hippo. A/U: I'm exaggerating okay? Don't get the image that Kagome's got a hippo on her back with pockets. The Jeep pulled up beside their car and Kagome and Sango peered in and saw a good-looking guy with…long black hair?… Oh well! Next to him was a guy with short black hair. The guy with short black hair lifted his sunglasses and looked at them. As he was getting out of the car, he called to the guy with long hair and said, "great parking place Inu-Yasha! Right next to the flowers!" 'He's talking about us!' the two giggled to themselves. Inu-Yasha, however rolled his eyes, "I always try to please you, my sick minded pervert, err, friend."
"Well you might not appreciate it but I do," he turned to Kagome, "Say, there young miss! That backpack looks awfully heavy! Would you like me to—"
"Mind your own bags first, Miroku!" Inu-Yasha passed Miroku two bags that together would probably make up about half the size of Kagome's backpack.
"Look at the size of my two bags and then look at hers! Don't you think she'd appreciate it?"
"Appreciate what? Where do you think your hands would fall??" Kagome put the keys into the car once more to put the roof on, and locked it. Sango picked up her backpack, which probably wasn't two-thirds, the size Kagome's, and checked to make sure everything was secure.
"Let's go Sango!" Kagome called right at the trailhead and her friend quickly followed.
"Hurry up Inu-Yasha! They're getting away!" Miroku started to follow the girls, his hands outstretched.
"They probably aren't even going to the same campsite as us, Miroku! What are you so desperate about??"
"I need them to bear my—"
"ENOUGH!" Inu-Yasha panicked. The last thing he needed was for the two girls he might be sharing a campsite with, to be avoiding them.
Too late! Kagome and Sango stopped dead in their tracks. And then after it hit them that he could indeed be a rapist, and ran like the devil was on their tail. Of course to them, the devil was on their trail. Inu-Yasha watched them run in amazement. How, in the seven hells can she run with that backpack???
" Okay Miroku, let's go."
~
Sango and Kagome were swimming in the lake as soon as they saw it. They quickly pitched the tent and charged into the sweet, welcoming, water. A/U: yes they had bathing suits on! They really didn't feel like swimming naked with each other!!! (Duh!) O___o. Not five minutes after they plunged in and were swimming around, Inu-Yasha and Miroku showed up. They started pitching their tents…well, okay, they attempted to pitch their tents and as the girls finally decided they were waterlogged, they were met with the funniest scene they had seen in ages. Inu-Yasha was hollering at Miroku to please keep the tent stable while he finished putting in the first poll but no matter how many times he put in the second end of the first poll, the other one always managed to fly out of it's hold where Miroku was. Miroku was dodging for his life as the tent poll kept of flying up into his face and smashing him on the nose. Finally they were on the second poll. Miroku was just about to force the second poll into the final hold, when he caught site of Sango in a bikini… :: sigh…there is always a weakness…:: He absentmindedly dropped the poll, which flung up into Inu-Yasha's face and the entire motion caused the other poll to fly up out of it's holdings. The thing that was about to be a tent was now, yet again, a pile of fabric and polls. Inu-Yasha massaged his cheek where the tent poll had slapped him, and then he heard a shriek. Miroku had run over to assist the two girls in drying off. Of course, we all know Miroku didn't wait for an answer. We also know he has the fastest hands in all of Japan. It took Sango a minute to realize what this perverted had asked her and then it took another minute to realize what he was doing to her. Sango screamed and slapped him and Kagome ran over to her backpack and grabbed out the usual accessories: Her sledgehammer and her bow and arrows.
"Miroku, just a suggestion: run." Inu-Yasha stated. Miroku took up that suggestion and was off like a shot. So was Sango. She didn't give Kagome a chance with her 'mallet'. She just grabbed the nearest thing and chased him. That nearest thing was a wet willow branch. A/U do they have willow trees in Japan? She tore it off the tree and started lashing it out a Miroku's butt.
"HOW DOES THAT FEAL?? HUH???? HOW DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE TOUCHING YOUR BUTT??? I CAN DO IT LONG DISTANTLY!!!!" She lashed the whip again as she said that and her aim was true! Miroku yelped.
"She has got some temper…" Inu-Yasha commented.
"You don't want to get involved with her when she is in a bad mood. Of course I'm worse." Inu-Yasha shuddered, "well, I guess it depends if you like insanity or mad anger…" Inu-Yasha shuddered some more…
"Feh"
" What was that?"
"Feh!"
"You don't believe me do you?!"
"Feh!!"
"WELL THEN I'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE!!!!! WAHA!" Kagome picked up her sledgehammer, her bow and a fully loaded quiver of arrows. This wasn't exactly the kind of insanity Inu-Yasha had pictured. It was worse. He ran. She followed. And she managed to keep up (carrying the sledgehammer and all!). Sango at that point got so close to Miroku that when she lashed the whip at him, it rapped around his waist. Then she hurled him as far as she could in the direction of the lake… Meanwhile, Kagome was running after Inu-Yasha, screaming at him to believe her… Two other people arrived on the scene and took stock of the scenario… A/U: yup! You guessed who! And if you didn't, well I'll give you a hint! There are only two people in my summery that haven't come into the scene yet! And if that doesn't help you, then one of them looked like Kagome…
Inu-Yasha then went charging into the lake to try to escape the insane wrath of Kagome who then gave up on chasing him and switched to her arrows. The same thing floated through everybody's mind: This is gonna be a long two weeks…
Yup! That's the first chapter! (I've had wayyy to much sugar… Now I'll make this plain and simple: If you liked this… REVIEW!!!
-Noodals =^.^=
Turmoil in Tents
#1. They are our neighbours for 2 weeks?
This is my first fanfiction I've ever written. Please review if you liked it!
A M3 convertible turned off of the highway, onto a narrow dirt road. Kagome, the driver, and her best friend Sango sang along with the radio while looking for a parking spot.
"Two hole weeks of fishing, hiking, swimming and sleeping outdoors!" Kagome giggled, as the song ended. Sango groaned: not this again…
"It'll be nice and quite and there won't be people for miles!"
"Yea. Nobody's gonna be as empty minded as us. Going to the best place around at the best time of year… especially since the weather was predicted to be perfect most of the time that we're going to be there…"
"Hmph! Don't ruin my good spirit!" Kagome frowned.
"THEN SHUT UP!"
Kagome pulled into the closest spot she could to the trailhead: right in front of it!
"Oh look! We even got the best parking spot!" Sango droned.
"Ya, well that's because WE'RE THE ONLY ONES HERE!!" Kagome emerged from the car triumphant, and went to unlock the trunk. Just then, however, a jeep pulled into the gravel lot.
"Damn it!" Kagome cursed under her breath as she hauled a backpack out of the trunk that resembled a hippo. A/U: I'm exaggerating okay? Don't get the image that Kagome's got a hippo on her back with pockets. The Jeep pulled up beside their car and Kagome and Sango peered in and saw a good-looking guy with…long black hair?… Oh well! Next to him was a guy with short black hair. The guy with short black hair lifted his sunglasses and looked at them. As he was getting out of the car, he called to the guy with long hair and said, "great parking place Inu-Yasha! Right next to the flowers!" 'He's talking about us!' the two giggled to themselves. Inu-Yasha, however rolled his eyes, "I always try to please you, my sick minded pervert, err, friend."
"Well you might not appreciate it but I do," he turned to Kagome, "Say, there young miss! That backpack looks awfully heavy! Would you like me to—"
"Mind your own bags first, Miroku!" Inu-Yasha passed Miroku two bags that together would probably make up about half the size of Kagome's backpack.
"Look at the size of my two bags and then look at hers! Don't you think she'd appreciate it?"
"Appreciate what? Where do you think your hands would fall??" Kagome put the keys into the car once more to put the roof on, and locked it. Sango picked up her backpack, which probably wasn't two-thirds, the size Kagome's, and checked to make sure everything was secure.
"Let's go Sango!" Kagome called right at the trailhead and her friend quickly followed.
"Hurry up Inu-Yasha! They're getting away!" Miroku started to follow the girls, his hands outstretched.
"They probably aren't even going to the same campsite as us, Miroku! What are you so desperate about??"
"I need them to bear my—"
"ENOUGH!" Inu-Yasha panicked. The last thing he needed was for the two girls he might be sharing a campsite with, to be avoiding them.
Too late! Kagome and Sango stopped dead in their tracks. And then after it hit them that he could indeed be a rapist, and ran like the devil was on their tail. Of course to them, the devil was on their trail. Inu-Yasha watched them run in amazement. How, in the seven hells can she run with that backpack???
" Okay Miroku, let's go."
~
Sango and Kagome were swimming in the lake as soon as they saw it. They quickly pitched the tent and charged into the sweet, welcoming, water. A/U: yes they had bathing suits on! They really didn't feel like swimming naked with each other!!! (Duh!) O___o. Not five minutes after they plunged in and were swimming around, Inu-Yasha and Miroku showed up. They started pitching their tents…well, okay, they attempted to pitch their tents and as the girls finally decided they were waterlogged, they were met with the funniest scene they had seen in ages. Inu-Yasha was hollering at Miroku to please keep the tent stable while he finished putting in the first poll but no matter how many times he put in the second end of the first poll, the other one always managed to fly out of it's hold where Miroku was. Miroku was dodging for his life as the tent poll kept of flying up into his face and smashing him on the nose. Finally they were on the second poll. Miroku was just about to force the second poll into the final hold, when he caught site of Sango in a bikini… :: sigh…there is always a weakness…:: He absentmindedly dropped the poll, which flung up into Inu-Yasha's face and the entire motion caused the other poll to fly up out of it's holdings. The thing that was about to be a tent was now, yet again, a pile of fabric and polls. Inu-Yasha massaged his cheek where the tent poll had slapped him, and then he heard a shriek. Miroku had run over to assist the two girls in drying off. Of course, we all know Miroku didn't wait for an answer. We also know he has the fastest hands in all of Japan. It took Sango a minute to realize what this perverted had asked her and then it took another minute to realize what he was doing to her. Sango screamed and slapped him and Kagome ran over to her backpack and grabbed out the usual accessories: Her sledgehammer and her bow and arrows.
"Miroku, just a suggestion: run." Inu-Yasha stated. Miroku took up that suggestion and was off like a shot. So was Sango. She didn't give Kagome a chance with her 'mallet'. She just grabbed the nearest thing and chased him. That nearest thing was a wet willow branch. A/U do they have willow trees in Japan? She tore it off the tree and started lashing it out a Miroku's butt.
"HOW DOES THAT FEAL?? HUH???? HOW DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE TOUCHING YOUR BUTT??? I CAN DO IT LONG DISTANTLY!!!!" She lashed the whip again as she said that and her aim was true! Miroku yelped.
"She has got some temper…" Inu-Yasha commented.
"You don't want to get involved with her when she is in a bad mood. Of course I'm worse." Inu-Yasha shuddered, "well, I guess it depends if you like insanity or mad anger…" Inu-Yasha shuddered some more…
"Feh"
" What was that?"
"Feh!"
"You don't believe me do you?!"
"Feh!!"
"WELL THEN I'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE!!!!! WAHA!" Kagome picked up her sledgehammer, her bow and a fully loaded quiver of arrows. This wasn't exactly the kind of insanity Inu-Yasha had pictured. It was worse. He ran. She followed. And she managed to keep up (carrying the sledgehammer and all!). Sango at that point got so close to Miroku that when she lashed the whip at him, it rapped around his waist. Then she hurled him as far as she could in the direction of the lake… Meanwhile, Kagome was running after Inu-Yasha, screaming at him to believe her… Two other people arrived on the scene and took stock of the scenario… A/U: yup! You guessed who! And if you didn't, well I'll give you a hint! There are only two people in my summery that haven't come into the scene yet! And if that doesn't help you, then one of them looked like Kagome…
Inu-Yasha then went charging into the lake to try to escape the insane wrath of Kagome who then gave up on chasing him and switched to her arrows. The same thing floated through everybody's mind: This is gonna be a long two weeks…
Yup! That's the first chapter! (I've had wayyy to much sugar… Now I'll make this plain and simple: If you liked this… REVIEW!!!
-Noodals =^.^=