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ME!
(I wonder what they'd do if I said I owned Rumiko Takahashi… ^_____^)
Anyway. Just a question: do you guys like long chapters or short chapters?? And if you guys don't like a chapter, tell me why (I read the reviews regularly *hint, hint*) Okay! Here is the second chapter!
Turmoil in tents
CHAPTER 2!!! Mornings aren't for everybody!
This chapter starts at night and ends in the morning, k?
Inu-Yasha and Miroku huddled by the fire wrapped in blankets. It was pretty late but they were still dripping wet from being thrown in the lake in Miroku's case and just trying to escape Kagome's wrath in Inu-Yasha's case. Kagome had kept them there with her arrows for the better part of the day basically until Inu-Yasha said he believed her insanity was real. However, knowing Inu-Yasha, he didn't say a thing until Miroku threatened to drown him cause he was 'friggen cold and wanted to get out!' By then it was six o'clock. The two people who later arrived to watch Inu-Yasha dash into the lake, was (yup! You guessed it!) Kikyo and Kouga who claimed to be 'just friends' and judging by the way Kouga was staring at Kagome and the way the Kikyo was batting her eyes at Inu-Yasha, I'd say that was true. Kagome was feeling slightly uncomfortable when she noticed that Kouga was staring just at her…it wasn't that she had a boyfriend and she was afraid he would hunt Kouga down to the ends of the earth for staring at his girl but she didn't exactly want a boyfriend either…Inu-Yasha noticed Kikyo staring alright and when he tried to ignore her and she still didn't go away, he turned and put his chin on his hand (that was propped on his knee) and stared with wide eyes back at her that gave her the clear message to leave him alone. Kagome and Sango noticed him trying to ward her off but Kikyo took it as a gesture of flirting back! O______o (I swear…if Kikyo were American, she'd be blond! (No offence all you smart, intelligent blonds out there! :: starts backing away from angry sister with staple gun::))
"So! What does everybody want to do tomorrow?" Kagome happily asked (She was eating oden…).
"Why don't we go swimming?" Kikyo suggested, thinking about how impressed Inu-Yasha would be when he saw her in a swimsuit. It wasn't quite Inu- Yasha's attention she grabbed…
"SURE!!! BRILLIANT!!!" Miroku whooped with joy: now there were three women he could 'play' with.
"I-I-I think Kagome and I will be going…um…hiking tomorrow!" Sango really didn't want to swim with Miroku around, "Yea…we already swam today, DIDN'T WE MIROKU!!!"
"Uh…right!" Miroku remembered Sango's wrath…
"Why don't we go hiking too, Miroku? We came here to do that too. It would be great exercise." Inu-Yasha suggested. If Kikyo wanted to still go swimming that was fine with him!
"Not that we didn't get enough exercise today…" Miroku muttered. Luckily, the two girls that gave them the chase yesterday were already chatting with Kikyo and Kouga and munching happily on their oden so they didn't hear him. It was decided, then, that the whole group liked the idea of going hiking, so they went to bed early to store up enough energy for a long day. Then, when they got back from their hike, as Kikyo suggested, they would go swimming. The whole group, except Kikyo, fell asleep almost as soon as their heads hit the pillow. Kagome had a long day after chasing Inu-Yasha around the campsite, and Inu-Yasha was tuckered out from running for his life. And the same thing goes for Sango and Miroku… Kouga and Kikyo both had a long day driving (they came separate, and meeting was there was such a surprise) but Kikyo was lying in her sleeping bag, desperately wondering why she couldn't get her radio playing on her Discman (this is a CD player that also plays the radio). She had no idea that there was a certain point where radio waves just didn't fly through! It played her CD's though. 'Luckily!' she thought, ' I don't know what I'd do if I had to go a week without Brittany S.' (I hate Brittany Spears! :: notices angry crowd of Brittany fans gaining on her :: and if you don't like it! Go home!! )
Kikyo finally fell asleep after listening to Oops! I did it again! For the 10th time…
*~*~*
6:00 AM… (I am not a morning person but clearly Kagome is…).
"RISE AND SHINE!!!!" guess who…
"Eih?? Mph…" Was Sango's reply. (No it's not Miles Per Hour!!!)
"Kagome! It's *gasp* 6 AM! Only idiots get up at this time" Miroku instantly wished he was dead…or wished he hadn't said that.
"ARE YOU SAYING I'M AN IDIOT??" Kagome ripped open the tent (she didn't actually tear it, just ripped it, you know! By the zipper!) with her hair neatly pulled back into a ponytail and her boots neatly laced. But that's not what Miroku noticed the most. What he did notice was her sledgehammer and her bow and arrows.
'Why am I so stupid at this hour in the morning?' he thought to himself. Miroku was dashing out of the tent while Inu-Yasha was already cooking breakfast thinking Kagome clearly needed more sleep (I guess he's a morning person too…) and Kagome was hot on Miroku's heals shouting how she got straight 'A's last year and what did he get. Sango leapt out of her tent (that she shared with Kagome) to save the poor pervert's life (poor?). She ran to the provisions bag and grabbed leftover oden from last night (Kagome let there be leftovers of oden??? She was just full I guess…). She started running around the camp screaming ODEN! ODEN! I GOT SOME ODEN!!! Kagome was about to swing at Miroku's head but then the word oden filled her brain. She dropped her weapons and ran to Sango and took the oden Sango was holding. Then, to everyone awakes surprise, she ran back and retrieved her weapons from the ground and continued the chase, screaming: YOU STILL THIK I'M AN IDIOT?? WELL? DO YA??? Inu-Yasha watched in amusement as Miroku was running for his life, thinking that Kagome had it all mixed up. She wasn't the idiot, Miroku was! Then had a thought.
"Hey Miroku! You awake yet??"
"Are you kidding?? As soon as she gives up, I'm going back to bed!" there was a Whoa! From Miroku as the sledgehammer barely missed him.
"Really?" Inu-Yasha asked.
"Ya! I need deserve sleep!"
"No you don't." Inu-Yasha pounced on Miroku snatched him out of harms way as the sledgehammer nearly crushed the two of them, and then tossed him into the lake. Kagome considered, switching to her arrows and keeping him there for a bit, but then noticed the eggs were done and decided to save them from burning. Miroku trudged out of the lake cursing every drop of blood in Inu-Yasha's veins and his father and mother and grandparents and great-grandparents before him. He was about to do the same to Kagome but had second thoughts about it… He dried himself by the fire for the second time in 12 hours and then went to change. Kagome, Sango, Inu-Yasha and then Miroku happily sat by the fire eating a breakfast of eggs and bacon (I'm really not sure what they have for breakfast in Japan…sorry for my lack of knowledge…). Kouga, in his sleep, smelt the bacon and woke up. He quickly threw on some clothes and charged to the fire. He promptly sat down next to Kagome and grabbed some breakfast. She was a little unnerved since she was sitting farthest from his tent and he went all the way around the campfire to sit next to her (which isn't really very far ^^). Anyway. Kikyo was still sleeping like a log and after breakfast, it was 6:45, Kagome barged into Kikyo's tent to wake her up and instantly wished she didn't: Kikyo was sleeping outside of her unzipped sleeping bag in a thong! (Eww!) A thong and a bra… let's not go any further. Kagome ran out of there like the tent was on fire and ran to her slowly shrinking backpack. (Her sledgehammer took up a lot of space so now it was looking small since her 'mallet' was out of it) Out of the backpack came a horn and everyone around looked at her as if she was nuts: why does she bring all that extra stuff?? She ran to the entrance of the tent and blew a note, long and loud. To everyone's surprise, all Kikyo did was roll over.
"This calls for desperate measures!" yelled Kagome. She ran to the lake with a bucked and came charging back.
"I'm glad that's not me…" Miroku muttered, "although compared to what happened to me earlier I'd say Kikyo is lucky…"
Inu-Yasha stepped in front of Kagome and elegantly bowed:
"May I have the honor?" Kagome bowed back and handed him the bucket, then ran with the others around the fire and sat down. Inu-Yasha tossed the water out of the bucket and then charged towards the fire to look like everything was just normal. Just then there was a shriek that made all of the birds stop chirping. Kikyo came bursting out of her tent, still in her underwear (has that girl got no shame?? O____o) and started screaming insanities at the group. Inu-Yasha finally had enough.
"Girl! Incase you haven't noticed: you're the only one not dressed, and the only one who hasn't had breakfast! Now stop screaming and put some clothes on!" Kikyo sniffed and went back to her tent taking a piece of bacon back with her. As soon as she was ready, they could finally go hiking.
There is the second chapter! Well? How'd it go??? You like the insanity? Or is there too much or too little?? REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW!
lol.
(I wonder what they'd do if I said I owned Rumiko Takahashi… ^_____^)
Anyway. Just a question: do you guys like long chapters or short chapters?? And if you guys don't like a chapter, tell me why (I read the reviews regularly *hint, hint*) Okay! Here is the second chapter!
Turmoil in tents
CHAPTER 2!!! Mornings aren't for everybody!
This chapter starts at night and ends in the morning, k?
Inu-Yasha and Miroku huddled by the fire wrapped in blankets. It was pretty late but they were still dripping wet from being thrown in the lake in Miroku's case and just trying to escape Kagome's wrath in Inu-Yasha's case. Kagome had kept them there with her arrows for the better part of the day basically until Inu-Yasha said he believed her insanity was real. However, knowing Inu-Yasha, he didn't say a thing until Miroku threatened to drown him cause he was 'friggen cold and wanted to get out!' By then it was six o'clock. The two people who later arrived to watch Inu-Yasha dash into the lake, was (yup! You guessed it!) Kikyo and Kouga who claimed to be 'just friends' and judging by the way Kouga was staring at Kagome and the way the Kikyo was batting her eyes at Inu-Yasha, I'd say that was true. Kagome was feeling slightly uncomfortable when she noticed that Kouga was staring just at her…it wasn't that she had a boyfriend and she was afraid he would hunt Kouga down to the ends of the earth for staring at his girl but she didn't exactly want a boyfriend either…Inu-Yasha noticed Kikyo staring alright and when he tried to ignore her and she still didn't go away, he turned and put his chin on his hand (that was propped on his knee) and stared with wide eyes back at her that gave her the clear message to leave him alone. Kagome and Sango noticed him trying to ward her off but Kikyo took it as a gesture of flirting back! O______o (I swear…if Kikyo were American, she'd be blond! (No offence all you smart, intelligent blonds out there! :: starts backing away from angry sister with staple gun::))
"So! What does everybody want to do tomorrow?" Kagome happily asked (She was eating oden…).
"Why don't we go swimming?" Kikyo suggested, thinking about how impressed Inu-Yasha would be when he saw her in a swimsuit. It wasn't quite Inu- Yasha's attention she grabbed…
"SURE!!! BRILLIANT!!!" Miroku whooped with joy: now there were three women he could 'play' with.
"I-I-I think Kagome and I will be going…um…hiking tomorrow!" Sango really didn't want to swim with Miroku around, "Yea…we already swam today, DIDN'T WE MIROKU!!!"
"Uh…right!" Miroku remembered Sango's wrath…
"Why don't we go hiking too, Miroku? We came here to do that too. It would be great exercise." Inu-Yasha suggested. If Kikyo wanted to still go swimming that was fine with him!
"Not that we didn't get enough exercise today…" Miroku muttered. Luckily, the two girls that gave them the chase yesterday were already chatting with Kikyo and Kouga and munching happily on their oden so they didn't hear him. It was decided, then, that the whole group liked the idea of going hiking, so they went to bed early to store up enough energy for a long day. Then, when they got back from their hike, as Kikyo suggested, they would go swimming. The whole group, except Kikyo, fell asleep almost as soon as their heads hit the pillow. Kagome had a long day after chasing Inu-Yasha around the campsite, and Inu-Yasha was tuckered out from running for his life. And the same thing goes for Sango and Miroku… Kouga and Kikyo both had a long day driving (they came separate, and meeting was there was such a surprise) but Kikyo was lying in her sleeping bag, desperately wondering why she couldn't get her radio playing on her Discman (this is a CD player that also plays the radio). She had no idea that there was a certain point where radio waves just didn't fly through! It played her CD's though. 'Luckily!' she thought, ' I don't know what I'd do if I had to go a week without Brittany S.' (I hate Brittany Spears! :: notices angry crowd of Brittany fans gaining on her :: and if you don't like it! Go home!! )
Kikyo finally fell asleep after listening to Oops! I did it again! For the 10th time…
*~*~*
6:00 AM… (I am not a morning person but clearly Kagome is…).
"RISE AND SHINE!!!!" guess who…
"Eih?? Mph…" Was Sango's reply. (No it's not Miles Per Hour!!!)
"Kagome! It's *gasp* 6 AM! Only idiots get up at this time" Miroku instantly wished he was dead…or wished he hadn't said that.
"ARE YOU SAYING I'M AN IDIOT??" Kagome ripped open the tent (she didn't actually tear it, just ripped it, you know! By the zipper!) with her hair neatly pulled back into a ponytail and her boots neatly laced. But that's not what Miroku noticed the most. What he did notice was her sledgehammer and her bow and arrows.
'Why am I so stupid at this hour in the morning?' he thought to himself. Miroku was dashing out of the tent while Inu-Yasha was already cooking breakfast thinking Kagome clearly needed more sleep (I guess he's a morning person too…) and Kagome was hot on Miroku's heals shouting how she got straight 'A's last year and what did he get. Sango leapt out of her tent (that she shared with Kagome) to save the poor pervert's life (poor?). She ran to the provisions bag and grabbed leftover oden from last night (Kagome let there be leftovers of oden??? She was just full I guess…). She started running around the camp screaming ODEN! ODEN! I GOT SOME ODEN!!! Kagome was about to swing at Miroku's head but then the word oden filled her brain. She dropped her weapons and ran to Sango and took the oden Sango was holding. Then, to everyone awakes surprise, she ran back and retrieved her weapons from the ground and continued the chase, screaming: YOU STILL THIK I'M AN IDIOT?? WELL? DO YA??? Inu-Yasha watched in amusement as Miroku was running for his life, thinking that Kagome had it all mixed up. She wasn't the idiot, Miroku was! Then had a thought.
"Hey Miroku! You awake yet??"
"Are you kidding?? As soon as she gives up, I'm going back to bed!" there was a Whoa! From Miroku as the sledgehammer barely missed him.
"Really?" Inu-Yasha asked.
"Ya! I need deserve sleep!"
"No you don't." Inu-Yasha pounced on Miroku snatched him out of harms way as the sledgehammer nearly crushed the two of them, and then tossed him into the lake. Kagome considered, switching to her arrows and keeping him there for a bit, but then noticed the eggs were done and decided to save them from burning. Miroku trudged out of the lake cursing every drop of blood in Inu-Yasha's veins and his father and mother and grandparents and great-grandparents before him. He was about to do the same to Kagome but had second thoughts about it… He dried himself by the fire for the second time in 12 hours and then went to change. Kagome, Sango, Inu-Yasha and then Miroku happily sat by the fire eating a breakfast of eggs and bacon (I'm really not sure what they have for breakfast in Japan…sorry for my lack of knowledge…). Kouga, in his sleep, smelt the bacon and woke up. He quickly threw on some clothes and charged to the fire. He promptly sat down next to Kagome and grabbed some breakfast. She was a little unnerved since she was sitting farthest from his tent and he went all the way around the campfire to sit next to her (which isn't really very far ^^). Anyway. Kikyo was still sleeping like a log and after breakfast, it was 6:45, Kagome barged into Kikyo's tent to wake her up and instantly wished she didn't: Kikyo was sleeping outside of her unzipped sleeping bag in a thong! (Eww!) A thong and a bra… let's not go any further. Kagome ran out of there like the tent was on fire and ran to her slowly shrinking backpack. (Her sledgehammer took up a lot of space so now it was looking small since her 'mallet' was out of it) Out of the backpack came a horn and everyone around looked at her as if she was nuts: why does she bring all that extra stuff?? She ran to the entrance of the tent and blew a note, long and loud. To everyone's surprise, all Kikyo did was roll over.
"This calls for desperate measures!" yelled Kagome. She ran to the lake with a bucked and came charging back.
"I'm glad that's not me…" Miroku muttered, "although compared to what happened to me earlier I'd say Kikyo is lucky…"
Inu-Yasha stepped in front of Kagome and elegantly bowed:
"May I have the honor?" Kagome bowed back and handed him the bucket, then ran with the others around the fire and sat down. Inu-Yasha tossed the water out of the bucket and then charged towards the fire to look like everything was just normal. Just then there was a shriek that made all of the birds stop chirping. Kikyo came bursting out of her tent, still in her underwear (has that girl got no shame?? O____o) and started screaming insanities at the group. Inu-Yasha finally had enough.
"Girl! Incase you haven't noticed: you're the only one not dressed, and the only one who hasn't had breakfast! Now stop screaming and put some clothes on!" Kikyo sniffed and went back to her tent taking a piece of bacon back with her. As soon as she was ready, they could finally go hiking.
There is the second chapter! Well? How'd it go??? You like the insanity? Or is there too much or too little?? REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW!
lol.