Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha
I'm terribly sorry for the long wait for this chapter….I hope my fans haven't deserted me! You see there is this thing called homework that my parents and I think are very important and I'm working on a poetry packet that is worth 200 points (I am NOT kidding) that is due in not too long so I've been working on that. I hope you like what I've got here for the 6th chapter: Here it is!
Turmoil in Tents
Chapter 6
Fishing, bee's and vegetables!
Kagome woke the next morning hearing the birds chirping. She rubbed her eyes and then remembered what Sango and Miroku had in store for her and Inu- Yasha. She then realized that Sango wasn't still in the tent! She threw off her sleeping bag and burst out of her tent. Miroku and Sango looked up from their breakfast and saw Kagome standing in the mouth of the tent in her P.J.'s. (NO!!! SHE WAS NOT IN A THONG!!! ^_^;)
"Oops!" Sango muttered.
"Time we weren't here!" Miroku smiled while checking his watch.
"NOW JUST A—" but Kagome was then talking to thin air. She looked by the fire and saw the two fishing poles side by side all ready to go. She sighed after looking into two empty tents that belonged to Kikyo and Kouga and fixed her and Inu-Yasha some breakfast. It wasn't long before the smell of breakfast woke Inu-Yasha and he came out and sat down beside her. He grabbed some breakfast from the frying pan and started munching with a smile on his face.
"When I got up this morning, they were still here. It was like as soon as they saw me they had a meeting to attend to. They were out of here quick as you please." Kagome explained
"So, they didn't even give us a chance to rebel. Oh well, it's going to be a nice day."
"There is one problem. Where are we going to fish?"
"Oh come on! What's wrong with the floating dock??"
"Just as long as we don't scare the fish on our way out…" The two of them finished a leisurely breakfast and then got ready to swim out to the dock to fish. It was going to be nice day……for them…(hehehe)
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…For them…
"Ow! Kouga! Are you sure that this is the same path that we took last time?? I can't believe that we let Sango and Miroku talk us into this!"
"Positive, Dearest! I'm sure this is the path!" replied the over confident Kouga, who fervently hoped he was right…
"Well, there are too many bugs! And the branches overhanging the path are scratchy! Are you sure this is even a path?? It seems that that little path you thought was the right way was JUST some STUPID SIDE TRAIL THAT GOES NO WHERE!!!!" Kikyo screeched with frustration. Kouga cringed.
"At least I'm not experiencing this alone, though!" Kikyo cooed in his ear while leaning on his shoulder. He smiled, all troubles forgotten.
" A pity that it isn't the same path, though. I remembered to wear proper boots!" she sighed. Kouga looked at her boots. They were indeed appropriate, but they were an ugly colour green with a duck head painted on the front. And then he looked at the rest of her. She was wearing another really tight shirt and another very short skirt. Her boots were about the only thing appropriate for the hiking occasion. They kept on bumbling through the forest on the not-even-there trail, hoping to come out somewhere by the lake so that they would be able to get back to camp and start hiking all over again. And that just might have happened if they hadn't of kept on making turns and going around in circles.
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Sango and Miroku were also wandering around on a different trail but they were on a trail and they were having a good time. Well…Miroku was…
"Miroku, as much as I like you, DON'T TOUCH MY FRIGGEN A$$!" Sango's voice echoed through the woods.
"But Sango! You have such a nice—" She whirled around to face him.
"SHUT UP!"
"Sheesh! Women! I thought they liked receiving compliments! As long as I live, I won't understand them!" Miroku muttered. Sango rolled her eyes, "Miroku, I honestly trusted you but NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO BLAZE THE TRAIL!"
"Do I have to? I lead the last time we went hiking!" Miroku started to whine. Sango's eyes flashed dangerously as she unwound the willow branch from her waist that she had brought 'just incase'. Miroku gulped.
"*Gulp* blaze the trail and no more booty slapping! Got it!"
"You'd better!" Sango muttered. So now it was Sango who was having the fun, cracking her 'whip' to keep Miroku from slowing down, and Miroku miserably trod on waiting for lunch (hehehe) and all for his buddy Inu- Yasha…
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Speak of the devil (and the devil will appear ^0^)…
Inu-Yasha and Kagome both lay on the floating dock, with their fishing lines propped up, drying off after swimming out there. Kagome yawned lazily as she rolled over so the sun could dry her back while Inu-Yasha closed his eyes.
"Fishing must be the most boring sport!" Inu-Yasha mumbled.
"It's not a sport, is a time killer." Kagome corrected him.
"I think I'll swim instead."
"Oh, no you won't! You'll scare all the fish away!"
"What fish? We haven't even seen minnows!"
"I wonder why…you could scare the fish away with your face!" she muttered, "Quit peering into the water! Of course fish paralyzed from laughter might be easier to catch…"
"Hey woman, watch what you say!"
"Woman your self! Go back to sleep!"
"What do you mean, woman yourself? I'm not a woman!"
"I sure couldn't tell the difference!" Kagome sniffed and then smiled.
"Why you…!" Inu-Yasha threw water at her just as she had finished drying off. Kagome shrieked in surprise and then returned the attack with the bucket they were going to use when they caught the fish. The two of them were now standing up but Inu-Yasha was taken completely by surprise at the amount of water that had just been hurtled at him. Kagome took that opportunity to lunge at him and shove him into the water.
"VICTORY IS MINE!!" Kagome hollered!
"Not…so…fast…!"Inu-Yasha heaved himself onto the dock and quick as lightning, Kagome found herself into the water with Inu-Yasha hollering: "I AM KING OF THE FLOATING DOCK! WHO ARE YOU, EH?" Inu-Yasha did a good job defending the dock till in the end Kagome won but Inu-Yasha let her…even though she claimed to have do it all by herself…but Inu-Yasha knew better.
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Kikyo and Kouga were walking after having lunch. Kikyo sat down on a rock, tired.
"Shall I go scout up ahead, Milady?" Kouga gallantly asked.
"All right." Kikyo sniffed, while examining her dirty nails. Kouga blundered through the overgrowth while Kikyo applied new lipstick to her lips, waiting for his return…
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Sango and Miroku finally stopped for lunch. Sango pulled out two thermoses full of Ramen and passed one to Miroku. Miroku grabbed two forks and passed one of the two to Sango. Sango took it from him and started eating the noodles. Miroku did the same until he noticed Sango was picking out the few vegetables and tossing them into the dirt. And Miroku being Miroku, his nasty perverted mind came up with something. Sango was innocently eating her ramen and picking the peas and carrots out when Miroku was standing above her glaring at her. (He did this shouting and in a deadly whisper. I'm sure you can figure out when he was whispering and when he was shouting. ^ ^)
"WHAT are you with your vegetables?"
"I don't like them so I'm picking them out." Sango stared up at him.
"DO YOU KNOW what could happen to a pour innocent squirrel that was hungry? WHAT DO YOU THINK COULD HAPPEN TO THAT SQUIRRELS DIGESTIVE SYSTEM WHEN IT ATE YOUR MOULDY VEGETABLES??" Sango stared at the ground.
"I…uh…um…well…"
"Just as I thought! You didn't think about that did you? Now, if you have ANY sense at all, you'd pick up those peas and carrots and put them into your empty thermos and put them in the garbage bag at camp." Pour, innocent Sango thought about this and decided he was right…(she really should have thought just a little bit longer…) She bent down and started picking up the few peas and carrots. Sango's voice echoed through the woods: "KYAAAAAA!!!!!! YOU FRIGGEN PERVERT!!! I THOUGHT YOU HAD A HEART FOR THOSE POUR SQUIRRLES!!!!! COME HERE!!! YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TOUCH ME!!!! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE SOMEONE TOUCHING YOU'RE A$$!!" there was the whip cracking from Sango's willow branch as it came in contact with Miroku's butt and a 'yip!' from Miroku. "DON'T BE SHY!!! I WON'T HURT YOU!!!!!" Sango continued to holler with sarcasm as she chased Miroku around the woods for the better part of the afternoon while slowly getting farther away from the trail...
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Inu-Yasha and Kagome had given up fishing and now were playing around in the water. The two of them were just splashing each other having a fun time. Inu-Yasha decided to play a joke on Kagome: He went under water and didn't come up. Well, that was from her perspective. He did come up but it was only on the other side of the dock that she couldn't see. Only his nose and his mouth were touching the hot summer's air. When Kagome went down to look for him, he slipped out of the water onto the dock and waited for her to come up for air. Kagome was peering into the murky lake looking for any signs of him. What had happened to him?? She swam around and started to panic. Finally, her lungs felt like they were going to burst so she pushed off the bottom of the lake and rocketed to the surface. When she burst from the water and gulped in precious air and saw Inu-Yasha lying on the dock almost sleeping she threw water on him and started screaming and crying at the same time. He smiled at her but his smile faded as soon as she started crying and as soon as he heard what she had to say.
"YOU IGNORANT, YOU SELFISH YOU..YOU…YOU….IDIOT!! DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED I WAS ABOUT YOU??? ::sob!:: I SEE YOU GO UNDER WATER AND THEN YOU DON'T COME BACK UP! WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO THINK?????? HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK THAT WAS FUNNY?" She heaved her self out of the water and sniffled some more, "I didn't know what happened to you and I was scared." She whispered. Inu-Yasha looked genuinely surprised at all this. All it was meant to be was a joke. He hadn't looked at it from this point of view or expected all of this. He understood though.
"I'm sorry Kagome, I-I really didn't think about it that way. It was only meant to be a joke b-b-but I guess I understand how you could have been worried," he stuttered, "I'm sorry." He repeated more calmly. She looked at him and he put his arm around her. She was surprised but accepted and leaned against him, thankful that Sango and Miroku weren't around. (I wish a guy I liked would do that to me….. ^^)
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Kouga came charging back to Kikyo and beyond. Kikyo heard a buzzzz as he ran by and saw a yellow and black trail following him. Kouga had found a beehive! (Pour, pour Kouga…) Kikyo curled up into a ball and prayed that the bee's didn't see her. She got her wish. The bee's paid no attention to her; she didn't disrupt their hive.
"Kouga, are you all right??" Kikyo called to him as he tripped over a stray root. The bees attacked him when he was down.
"YAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET 'EM OFF A ME!!!! FRIGGEN HELL, GET. THEM. OFF!!!!!!"
"Kouga!" Kikyo, as ditzy as she can be, liked Kouga dearly and went charging in amidst the bees swing the backpack that had had her lunch in it, scattering the bees. Then she ran away incase the bees decided to go after her. She ran and ran as fast as her never-ran-in-her-life-legs would let her. They caught up to her but she didn't trip like Kouga did, she just kept running and running around in a big circle around Kouga so that she wouldn't loose him and eventually the bee's gave up and flew back to their hive to repair the damage that Kouga had inflicted on it. Kikyo collapsed as soon as she felt that the bee's were gone and dragged herself over to the backpack to gulp down huge amounts of water at a time. Kouga was already nursing his bee stings. He had received 5. (I once was hiking and my friend got 7! And I am not kidding! O____o).
"Ooooh! Who's idea was it to go on this stupid hike anyway??" Kouga complained.
"Not mine! I'm gonna sue Sango and Miroku when we get back to camp!" Kikyo replied as she continued to guzzle down water. Well, they just might have been able to take their anger out on Sango and Miroku if they hadn't been lost….and if Sango and Miroku weren't lost either…..
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WAHAHAHAHA!!! Can't wait to find out what happens? Then: REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Need I say more? (hehehe) and thanks to LinaNverse for her brilliant suggestion for the bee hive! I'm sorry if I didn't do it the way you would have liked it to go but I was in a hurry to get the next chapter out.
-Noodals
I'm terribly sorry for the long wait for this chapter….I hope my fans haven't deserted me! You see there is this thing called homework that my parents and I think are very important and I'm working on a poetry packet that is worth 200 points (I am NOT kidding) that is due in not too long so I've been working on that. I hope you like what I've got here for the 6th chapter: Here it is!
Turmoil in Tents
Chapter 6
Fishing, bee's and vegetables!
Kagome woke the next morning hearing the birds chirping. She rubbed her eyes and then remembered what Sango and Miroku had in store for her and Inu- Yasha. She then realized that Sango wasn't still in the tent! She threw off her sleeping bag and burst out of her tent. Miroku and Sango looked up from their breakfast and saw Kagome standing in the mouth of the tent in her P.J.'s. (NO!!! SHE WAS NOT IN A THONG!!! ^_^;)
"Oops!" Sango muttered.
"Time we weren't here!" Miroku smiled while checking his watch.
"NOW JUST A—" but Kagome was then talking to thin air. She looked by the fire and saw the two fishing poles side by side all ready to go. She sighed after looking into two empty tents that belonged to Kikyo and Kouga and fixed her and Inu-Yasha some breakfast. It wasn't long before the smell of breakfast woke Inu-Yasha and he came out and sat down beside her. He grabbed some breakfast from the frying pan and started munching with a smile on his face.
"When I got up this morning, they were still here. It was like as soon as they saw me they had a meeting to attend to. They were out of here quick as you please." Kagome explained
"So, they didn't even give us a chance to rebel. Oh well, it's going to be a nice day."
"There is one problem. Where are we going to fish?"
"Oh come on! What's wrong with the floating dock??"
"Just as long as we don't scare the fish on our way out…" The two of them finished a leisurely breakfast and then got ready to swim out to the dock to fish. It was going to be nice day……for them…(hehehe)
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…For them…
"Ow! Kouga! Are you sure that this is the same path that we took last time?? I can't believe that we let Sango and Miroku talk us into this!"
"Positive, Dearest! I'm sure this is the path!" replied the over confident Kouga, who fervently hoped he was right…
"Well, there are too many bugs! And the branches overhanging the path are scratchy! Are you sure this is even a path?? It seems that that little path you thought was the right way was JUST some STUPID SIDE TRAIL THAT GOES NO WHERE!!!!" Kikyo screeched with frustration. Kouga cringed.
"At least I'm not experiencing this alone, though!" Kikyo cooed in his ear while leaning on his shoulder. He smiled, all troubles forgotten.
" A pity that it isn't the same path, though. I remembered to wear proper boots!" she sighed. Kouga looked at her boots. They were indeed appropriate, but they were an ugly colour green with a duck head painted on the front. And then he looked at the rest of her. She was wearing another really tight shirt and another very short skirt. Her boots were about the only thing appropriate for the hiking occasion. They kept on bumbling through the forest on the not-even-there trail, hoping to come out somewhere by the lake so that they would be able to get back to camp and start hiking all over again. And that just might have happened if they hadn't of kept on making turns and going around in circles.
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Sango and Miroku were also wandering around on a different trail but they were on a trail and they were having a good time. Well…Miroku was…
"Miroku, as much as I like you, DON'T TOUCH MY FRIGGEN A$$!" Sango's voice echoed through the woods.
"But Sango! You have such a nice—" She whirled around to face him.
"SHUT UP!"
"Sheesh! Women! I thought they liked receiving compliments! As long as I live, I won't understand them!" Miroku muttered. Sango rolled her eyes, "Miroku, I honestly trusted you but NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO BLAZE THE TRAIL!"
"Do I have to? I lead the last time we went hiking!" Miroku started to whine. Sango's eyes flashed dangerously as she unwound the willow branch from her waist that she had brought 'just incase'. Miroku gulped.
"*Gulp* blaze the trail and no more booty slapping! Got it!"
"You'd better!" Sango muttered. So now it was Sango who was having the fun, cracking her 'whip' to keep Miroku from slowing down, and Miroku miserably trod on waiting for lunch (hehehe) and all for his buddy Inu- Yasha…
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Speak of the devil (and the devil will appear ^0^)…
Inu-Yasha and Kagome both lay on the floating dock, with their fishing lines propped up, drying off after swimming out there. Kagome yawned lazily as she rolled over so the sun could dry her back while Inu-Yasha closed his eyes.
"Fishing must be the most boring sport!" Inu-Yasha mumbled.
"It's not a sport, is a time killer." Kagome corrected him.
"I think I'll swim instead."
"Oh, no you won't! You'll scare all the fish away!"
"What fish? We haven't even seen minnows!"
"I wonder why…you could scare the fish away with your face!" she muttered, "Quit peering into the water! Of course fish paralyzed from laughter might be easier to catch…"
"Hey woman, watch what you say!"
"Woman your self! Go back to sleep!"
"What do you mean, woman yourself? I'm not a woman!"
"I sure couldn't tell the difference!" Kagome sniffed and then smiled.
"Why you…!" Inu-Yasha threw water at her just as she had finished drying off. Kagome shrieked in surprise and then returned the attack with the bucket they were going to use when they caught the fish. The two of them were now standing up but Inu-Yasha was taken completely by surprise at the amount of water that had just been hurtled at him. Kagome took that opportunity to lunge at him and shove him into the water.
"VICTORY IS MINE!!" Kagome hollered!
"Not…so…fast…!"Inu-Yasha heaved himself onto the dock and quick as lightning, Kagome found herself into the water with Inu-Yasha hollering: "I AM KING OF THE FLOATING DOCK! WHO ARE YOU, EH?" Inu-Yasha did a good job defending the dock till in the end Kagome won but Inu-Yasha let her…even though she claimed to have do it all by herself…but Inu-Yasha knew better.
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Kikyo and Kouga were walking after having lunch. Kikyo sat down on a rock, tired.
"Shall I go scout up ahead, Milady?" Kouga gallantly asked.
"All right." Kikyo sniffed, while examining her dirty nails. Kouga blundered through the overgrowth while Kikyo applied new lipstick to her lips, waiting for his return…
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Sango and Miroku finally stopped for lunch. Sango pulled out two thermoses full of Ramen and passed one to Miroku. Miroku grabbed two forks and passed one of the two to Sango. Sango took it from him and started eating the noodles. Miroku did the same until he noticed Sango was picking out the few vegetables and tossing them into the dirt. And Miroku being Miroku, his nasty perverted mind came up with something. Sango was innocently eating her ramen and picking the peas and carrots out when Miroku was standing above her glaring at her. (He did this shouting and in a deadly whisper. I'm sure you can figure out when he was whispering and when he was shouting. ^ ^)
"WHAT are you with your vegetables?"
"I don't like them so I'm picking them out." Sango stared up at him.
"DO YOU KNOW what could happen to a pour innocent squirrel that was hungry? WHAT DO YOU THINK COULD HAPPEN TO THAT SQUIRRELS DIGESTIVE SYSTEM WHEN IT ATE YOUR MOULDY VEGETABLES??" Sango stared at the ground.
"I…uh…um…well…"
"Just as I thought! You didn't think about that did you? Now, if you have ANY sense at all, you'd pick up those peas and carrots and put them into your empty thermos and put them in the garbage bag at camp." Pour, innocent Sango thought about this and decided he was right…(she really should have thought just a little bit longer…) She bent down and started picking up the few peas and carrots. Sango's voice echoed through the woods: "KYAAAAAA!!!!!! YOU FRIGGEN PERVERT!!! I THOUGHT YOU HAD A HEART FOR THOSE POUR SQUIRRLES!!!!! COME HERE!!! YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TOUCH ME!!!! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE SOMEONE TOUCHING YOU'RE A$$!!" there was the whip cracking from Sango's willow branch as it came in contact with Miroku's butt and a 'yip!' from Miroku. "DON'T BE SHY!!! I WON'T HURT YOU!!!!!" Sango continued to holler with sarcasm as she chased Miroku around the woods for the better part of the afternoon while slowly getting farther away from the trail...
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Inu-Yasha and Kagome had given up fishing and now were playing around in the water. The two of them were just splashing each other having a fun time. Inu-Yasha decided to play a joke on Kagome: He went under water and didn't come up. Well, that was from her perspective. He did come up but it was only on the other side of the dock that she couldn't see. Only his nose and his mouth were touching the hot summer's air. When Kagome went down to look for him, he slipped out of the water onto the dock and waited for her to come up for air. Kagome was peering into the murky lake looking for any signs of him. What had happened to him?? She swam around and started to panic. Finally, her lungs felt like they were going to burst so she pushed off the bottom of the lake and rocketed to the surface. When she burst from the water and gulped in precious air and saw Inu-Yasha lying on the dock almost sleeping she threw water on him and started screaming and crying at the same time. He smiled at her but his smile faded as soon as she started crying and as soon as he heard what she had to say.
"YOU IGNORANT, YOU SELFISH YOU..YOU…YOU….IDIOT!! DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED I WAS ABOUT YOU??? ::sob!:: I SEE YOU GO UNDER WATER AND THEN YOU DON'T COME BACK UP! WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO THINK?????? HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK THAT WAS FUNNY?" She heaved her self out of the water and sniffled some more, "I didn't know what happened to you and I was scared." She whispered. Inu-Yasha looked genuinely surprised at all this. All it was meant to be was a joke. He hadn't looked at it from this point of view or expected all of this. He understood though.
"I'm sorry Kagome, I-I really didn't think about it that way. It was only meant to be a joke b-b-but I guess I understand how you could have been worried," he stuttered, "I'm sorry." He repeated more calmly. She looked at him and he put his arm around her. She was surprised but accepted and leaned against him, thankful that Sango and Miroku weren't around. (I wish a guy I liked would do that to me….. ^^)
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Kouga came charging back to Kikyo and beyond. Kikyo heard a buzzzz as he ran by and saw a yellow and black trail following him. Kouga had found a beehive! (Pour, pour Kouga…) Kikyo curled up into a ball and prayed that the bee's didn't see her. She got her wish. The bee's paid no attention to her; she didn't disrupt their hive.
"Kouga, are you all right??" Kikyo called to him as he tripped over a stray root. The bees attacked him when he was down.
"YAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET 'EM OFF A ME!!!! FRIGGEN HELL, GET. THEM. OFF!!!!!!"
"Kouga!" Kikyo, as ditzy as she can be, liked Kouga dearly and went charging in amidst the bees swing the backpack that had had her lunch in it, scattering the bees. Then she ran away incase the bees decided to go after her. She ran and ran as fast as her never-ran-in-her-life-legs would let her. They caught up to her but she didn't trip like Kouga did, she just kept running and running around in a big circle around Kouga so that she wouldn't loose him and eventually the bee's gave up and flew back to their hive to repair the damage that Kouga had inflicted on it. Kikyo collapsed as soon as she felt that the bee's were gone and dragged herself over to the backpack to gulp down huge amounts of water at a time. Kouga was already nursing his bee stings. He had received 5. (I once was hiking and my friend got 7! And I am not kidding! O____o).
"Ooooh! Who's idea was it to go on this stupid hike anyway??" Kouga complained.
"Not mine! I'm gonna sue Sango and Miroku when we get back to camp!" Kikyo replied as she continued to guzzle down water. Well, they just might have been able to take their anger out on Sango and Miroku if they hadn't been lost….and if Sango and Miroku weren't lost either…..
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WAHAHAHAHA!!! Can't wait to find out what happens? Then: REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Need I say more? (hehehe) and thanks to LinaNverse for her brilliant suggestion for the bee hive! I'm sorry if I didn't do it the way you would have liked it to go but I was in a hurry to get the next chapter out.
-Noodals