I do not own Cowboy Bebop!!!!!!!! ( I guess you all knew that )
Wednesday
'Ok, you two! I had forgotten about this... but I had this saved for and emergency, and I think we could use it right about now.'
Spike and Faye, alert for a split second, sighed in unison as Jet walked into the lounge carrying a little teddy bear.
'Unless I can smoke him, I do not think he will be of much help. Jet, do you think I am a little girl!' Half-screamed, half-cried Faye in response. It was unbelievable, but the crew of the Bebop had discovered that the woman could be even more irritable than usual without her daily dose of nicotine.
'I DO think you are a little girl. But that is besides the point here.'
'Well, for a little girl she sure has a BIIIIIIIIG appetite.' Teased Spike.
'None of your business lunkhead!'
'Oh, but it is Faye, because thanks to you not only am I facing the worst nicotine withdrawals, but I will also starve to death.'
Faye rolled her eyes. Yes, so maybe she DID ransack and eat every food product stored on the Bebop this morning. The nicotine withdrawals had awoken in her a monstrous appetite, and it took up to the last cup of instant noodles to appease the beast. After Faye's food rampage, the only edible thing left on the Bebop was Ein's food, and they were going to feed it to Billy Geister, the latest bounty sitting in a cell in the Bebop. This decision was based solely as a matter of business ... the little dork was so fragile... and he was no good to them starved. If he died, there was no bounty, and without bounty, there was no money for new food. Man, life sucked sometimes...
'Oh, yes, it is your business, because YOU were the one who lost my cigare...
'Cut it OUT!' Said Jet, his patience running out fast. If he heard the discussion of who was to be blamed for this whole ordeal ONE MORE TIME he was going to throw both Spike and Faye out into hyperspace.
'I don't like doggie-dog food...Ein likes doggie food... I don't like doggie food… Ein likes doggie foooooooood...' Sang Ed as she balanced one of Ein's food cans on her head.
'Don't worry Ed, even if you did want a try, that can is not for you or Ein.' Sighed Jet.
'Pooooooooooooor Ein, no doggie-dog food for Ein!!!' cooed Ed as she grabbed Ein and hugged the air out of him. Unknown to them, Ein had already figured this out after Faye's food rampage earlier.
'Anyway, why don't we go back to talk about your buddy there.' Said spike and he pointed to the teddy bear in Jet's hand.
'Oh, right! Well, remember that time that we got The Teddy Bomber? Well, turns out he didn't only used those stuffed bears to hide bombs inside them ... he used teddy bears to hide all sort of thing in them! Metro passes ... beer ... pictures of old girlfriends ... Anyway, after they took him away, the ISSP cleared his apartment and took it all, but I took this one little bear because I thought I could really use its contents, but then I forgot about it until today and blah blah blah blah blah…'
Faye and Spike were not paying attention to Jet's words anymore, it was obvious to their nicotine deprived brains what he was trying to tell them. They waited patiently for him to finish so they could get their reward, the cigarettes inside the teddy!
'blah blah blah ... in any case, here they are!' finished Jet as he dug unto the back of the Teddy.'
An then there was silence...
'Guys... this is NOT very funny. Who took the cigarettes?'
Please read:
Tada! I finished the third chapter. Thanks to all my reviewers, you encourage me to write more! BTW, if you are thinking that this chapter sucked and was not as funny as Chpt2/Tuesday, it was like this on purpose! See, the real series have comical moments, but no chapter in CB is a complete laugh-a-thon! Humor in an episode in CB comes in waves, and I am trying to stay true to the series style. Regardless, please voice you opinions about this in the reviews, I am open to suggestions and I might change it, but you must admit this, the chapter is rather intriguing. Who took the cigarettes inside the Teddy!!!!!!???????
Wednesday
'Ok, you two! I had forgotten about this... but I had this saved for and emergency, and I think we could use it right about now.'
Spike and Faye, alert for a split second, sighed in unison as Jet walked into the lounge carrying a little teddy bear.
'Unless I can smoke him, I do not think he will be of much help. Jet, do you think I am a little girl!' Half-screamed, half-cried Faye in response. It was unbelievable, but the crew of the Bebop had discovered that the woman could be even more irritable than usual without her daily dose of nicotine.
'I DO think you are a little girl. But that is besides the point here.'
'Well, for a little girl she sure has a BIIIIIIIIG appetite.' Teased Spike.
'None of your business lunkhead!'
'Oh, but it is Faye, because thanks to you not only am I facing the worst nicotine withdrawals, but I will also starve to death.'
Faye rolled her eyes. Yes, so maybe she DID ransack and eat every food product stored on the Bebop this morning. The nicotine withdrawals had awoken in her a monstrous appetite, and it took up to the last cup of instant noodles to appease the beast. After Faye's food rampage, the only edible thing left on the Bebop was Ein's food, and they were going to feed it to Billy Geister, the latest bounty sitting in a cell in the Bebop. This decision was based solely as a matter of business ... the little dork was so fragile... and he was no good to them starved. If he died, there was no bounty, and without bounty, there was no money for new food. Man, life sucked sometimes...
'Oh, yes, it is your business, because YOU were the one who lost my cigare...
'Cut it OUT!' Said Jet, his patience running out fast. If he heard the discussion of who was to be blamed for this whole ordeal ONE MORE TIME he was going to throw both Spike and Faye out into hyperspace.
'I don't like doggie-dog food...Ein likes doggie food... I don't like doggie food… Ein likes doggie foooooooood...' Sang Ed as she balanced one of Ein's food cans on her head.
'Don't worry Ed, even if you did want a try, that can is not for you or Ein.' Sighed Jet.
'Pooooooooooooor Ein, no doggie-dog food for Ein!!!' cooed Ed as she grabbed Ein and hugged the air out of him. Unknown to them, Ein had already figured this out after Faye's food rampage earlier.
'Anyway, why don't we go back to talk about your buddy there.' Said spike and he pointed to the teddy bear in Jet's hand.
'Oh, right! Well, remember that time that we got The Teddy Bomber? Well, turns out he didn't only used those stuffed bears to hide bombs inside them ... he used teddy bears to hide all sort of thing in them! Metro passes ... beer ... pictures of old girlfriends ... Anyway, after they took him away, the ISSP cleared his apartment and took it all, but I took this one little bear because I thought I could really use its contents, but then I forgot about it until today and blah blah blah blah blah…'
Faye and Spike were not paying attention to Jet's words anymore, it was obvious to their nicotine deprived brains what he was trying to tell them. They waited patiently for him to finish so they could get their reward, the cigarettes inside the teddy!
'blah blah blah ... in any case, here they are!' finished Jet as he dug unto the back of the Teddy.'
An then there was silence...
'Guys... this is NOT very funny. Who took the cigarettes?'
Please read:
Tada! I finished the third chapter. Thanks to all my reviewers, you encourage me to write more! BTW, if you are thinking that this chapter sucked and was not as funny as Chpt2/Tuesday, it was like this on purpose! See, the real series have comical moments, but no chapter in CB is a complete laugh-a-thon! Humor in an episode in CB comes in waves, and I am trying to stay true to the series style. Regardless, please voice you opinions about this in the reviews, I am open to suggestions and I might change it, but you must admit this, the chapter is rather intriguing. Who took the cigarettes inside the Teddy!!!!!!???????