Harry Potter Meets Lord of the Rings
Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter. I also don't own Snickers, or anything else I mention in this story.
And so, they all went into the castle to go talk to Dumbledore. As they entered the castle several people looked up and when they saw Legolas, they looked at him with surprise and suspicion…at least the boys did. All the girls took one look at him and started drooling at him with wide eyes.
They pretended not to notice and made their way as fast as they could to Dumbledore's office. When they got there they weren't sure what to do at first, but then they started saying a bunch of different candy names.
"Cockroach clusters!" "Bernie Bots every flavor beans!" "Chocolate frog!" "Pumpkin pasties!" Legolas, of course, thought this was all very odd and just stood back and watched. This went on a while, until exasperated, Meg shouted "Snickers!" and the door opened.
They all stared for a second. "Snickers? Isn't that a muggle candy in America?" Hermione asked. "Well…yes, I think so, but as to how Dumbledore knows about it I have no idea.
Anyway, they went in and found Dumbledore. He looked a little surprised at first to see them. They quickly explained what had happened. "So what exactly are you anyway Legolas?" he asked. "I'm an elf" he promptly replied. Dumbledore happened to take a drink of something like wizard coffee when Legolas told him this and it turned out to be a bad idea. He spurted out the coffee all over his desk. Fawkes looked at him with distaste. Then everyone except Meg stared at Legolas with wide eyes.
"What?" he asked annoyed." "Exactly how can you be an elf?" asked Dumbledore. "What do you mean, how can I be an elf? I have pointed ears don't I? I have long blonde hair don't I? That's typical of all elves back home!"
"I think I can explain." Said Meg. "I've been doing some research and I think that a long time ago, the elves split up and became different kinds of elves. Most wizards only know about the house elves because the other kinds of elves are afraid of wizards. But there are also Diki elves, and Light Elves, and Dark elves, and Woodland Elves, and probably many many more. I think Legolas is some type of Light elf.
(A/N- I actually found the names for the elves in some book in Target. I don't remember what it was called, but I don't own it either! )
Everyone stared at her for a second. Then they all accepted her explanation, they turned to Legolas and Dumbledore apologized for lashing out at him. "That's quite all right, although I would like to see some of these other elves." Legolas replied. "That can be arranged, we have some house elves in the school." Said Dumbledore.
"Really? Could you show me one right now?" asked Legolas. "Sure! Dobby! Come here please!" shouted Dumbledore. A moment later and Dobby was there. "Yes Master? What is it that you need?" asked Dobby.
Dumbledore motioned to Legolas, who was just staring at Dobby wide eyed. Dobby stared back with equally wide eyes.
After an uncomfortable silence, Meg introduced them to each other formally. They eventually warmed up to each other and started talking in the corner while the others started talking about the telethorthingermajiger.
"It's obviously something that has powerful magic within it." Dumbledore said. He examined it closely from end to end. As he did so, Professor MgGonogal came in and shouted "Albus! People are claiming some stranger has entered the castle!" causing Dumbledore to become distracted and accidentally pressing a button. Suddenly, Sam appeared in the room, looking very scared and confused.
"My precious!" Meg screamed and attached herself to him. For a moment everyone stared at her. "Um… Meg? That guys short, fat, and nowhere near as cute as Legolas. Why do you like him so much?" stated Hermione.
"What! How dare you call my precious Samy Wami that! I'll have you know that Sam is my favorite character in the entire book!" Meg screamed back at her. Legolas looked slightly hurt and said" But Meg, I thought I was your Favorite!"
"Sorry Legolas, but Sam is ten times as important as you are and he's a sweety peady, and the most loyal person on earth, and is really very cute if you ask me! You're the cutest, but not my favorite." Legolas looked like he accepted her apology, at least for the time being.
"Umm… I'm sorry, you seem very nice and thank you for the compliments, but could you please let me go now?" Sam asked. "Oh, sorry about that… BAN!
(A/N- Sorry, I just had to but his 'real name' in there somewhere. Those of you obsessed enough like me to read appendix F in the back of the third book(p.463 paperback) would know what I'm talking about. Man am I obsessed, I actually memorized the page number it's on!)
"Ban? But didn't you just say his name was Sam?" asked Ron. "Well, yes, but Ban's his real name, or something like that. None of them really knew how to respond to that, so they just let her be.
They hastily explained everything to Professor MgGonogal and Sam. "Well, we now have two people from this book and we still don't know how to send them back. What are we going to do about that?" asked Harry.
"I don't know guys, I just don't know." replied Meg.
Okay, there's the second chapter. I'll post the third chapter as soon as I can, now that I actually have time to considering IT'S SUMMER! WHOOHOO!! Ahem, sorry about that. Anyway, PLEASE REVIEW!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter. I also don't own Snickers, or anything else I mention in this story.
And so, they all went into the castle to go talk to Dumbledore. As they entered the castle several people looked up and when they saw Legolas, they looked at him with surprise and suspicion…at least the boys did. All the girls took one look at him and started drooling at him with wide eyes.
They pretended not to notice and made their way as fast as they could to Dumbledore's office. When they got there they weren't sure what to do at first, but then they started saying a bunch of different candy names.
"Cockroach clusters!" "Bernie Bots every flavor beans!" "Chocolate frog!" "Pumpkin pasties!" Legolas, of course, thought this was all very odd and just stood back and watched. This went on a while, until exasperated, Meg shouted "Snickers!" and the door opened.
They all stared for a second. "Snickers? Isn't that a muggle candy in America?" Hermione asked. "Well…yes, I think so, but as to how Dumbledore knows about it I have no idea.
Anyway, they went in and found Dumbledore. He looked a little surprised at first to see them. They quickly explained what had happened. "So what exactly are you anyway Legolas?" he asked. "I'm an elf" he promptly replied. Dumbledore happened to take a drink of something like wizard coffee when Legolas told him this and it turned out to be a bad idea. He spurted out the coffee all over his desk. Fawkes looked at him with distaste. Then everyone except Meg stared at Legolas with wide eyes.
"What?" he asked annoyed." "Exactly how can you be an elf?" asked Dumbledore. "What do you mean, how can I be an elf? I have pointed ears don't I? I have long blonde hair don't I? That's typical of all elves back home!"
"I think I can explain." Said Meg. "I've been doing some research and I think that a long time ago, the elves split up and became different kinds of elves. Most wizards only know about the house elves because the other kinds of elves are afraid of wizards. But there are also Diki elves, and Light Elves, and Dark elves, and Woodland Elves, and probably many many more. I think Legolas is some type of Light elf.
(A/N- I actually found the names for the elves in some book in Target. I don't remember what it was called, but I don't own it either! )
Everyone stared at her for a second. Then they all accepted her explanation, they turned to Legolas and Dumbledore apologized for lashing out at him. "That's quite all right, although I would like to see some of these other elves." Legolas replied. "That can be arranged, we have some house elves in the school." Said Dumbledore.
"Really? Could you show me one right now?" asked Legolas. "Sure! Dobby! Come here please!" shouted Dumbledore. A moment later and Dobby was there. "Yes Master? What is it that you need?" asked Dobby.
Dumbledore motioned to Legolas, who was just staring at Dobby wide eyed. Dobby stared back with equally wide eyes.
After an uncomfortable silence, Meg introduced them to each other formally. They eventually warmed up to each other and started talking in the corner while the others started talking about the telethorthingermajiger.
"It's obviously something that has powerful magic within it." Dumbledore said. He examined it closely from end to end. As he did so, Professor MgGonogal came in and shouted "Albus! People are claiming some stranger has entered the castle!" causing Dumbledore to become distracted and accidentally pressing a button. Suddenly, Sam appeared in the room, looking very scared and confused.
"My precious!" Meg screamed and attached herself to him. For a moment everyone stared at her. "Um… Meg? That guys short, fat, and nowhere near as cute as Legolas. Why do you like him so much?" stated Hermione.
"What! How dare you call my precious Samy Wami that! I'll have you know that Sam is my favorite character in the entire book!" Meg screamed back at her. Legolas looked slightly hurt and said" But Meg, I thought I was your Favorite!"
"Sorry Legolas, but Sam is ten times as important as you are and he's a sweety peady, and the most loyal person on earth, and is really very cute if you ask me! You're the cutest, but not my favorite." Legolas looked like he accepted her apology, at least for the time being.
"Umm… I'm sorry, you seem very nice and thank you for the compliments, but could you please let me go now?" Sam asked. "Oh, sorry about that… BAN!
(A/N- Sorry, I just had to but his 'real name' in there somewhere. Those of you obsessed enough like me to read appendix F in the back of the third book(p.463 paperback) would know what I'm talking about. Man am I obsessed, I actually memorized the page number it's on!)
"Ban? But didn't you just say his name was Sam?" asked Ron. "Well, yes, but Ban's his real name, or something like that. None of them really knew how to respond to that, so they just let her be.
They hastily explained everything to Professor MgGonogal and Sam. "Well, we now have two people from this book and we still don't know how to send them back. What are we going to do about that?" asked Harry.
"I don't know guys, I just don't know." replied Meg.
Okay, there's the second chapter. I'll post the third chapter as soon as I can, now that I actually have time to considering IT'S SUMMER! WHOOHOO!! Ahem, sorry about that. Anyway, PLEASE REVIEW!!!