Ruto's songfic

This idea came to me while writing the last one.

Just a castaway, an island lost at sea, oh
Another lonely day, with no one here but me, oh
More loneliness than any man could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh
 
Help me. Someone save me! This big stupid fish ate me. I need assistance, here! Hello! Does ANYONE care about the well-being of the Princess?
 
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
 
That's it! I will send a note out to my adoring public. Let's see… rescue me, I've been eaten by a fish… perfect! No mentioning my losing my sappire, just enough to get them to save me.
 
A year has passed since I wrote my note
But I should have known this right from the start
Only hope can keep me together
Love can mend your life but
Love can break your heart
 
Am  I to be doomed to this dungeon forever? Will no man save me? Am I to die here alone in this giant fish?
 
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
 
Does nobody care about me?
 
Walked out this morning, don't believe what I saw
Hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore
Seems I'm not alone at being alone
Hundred billion castaways, looking for a home
 
SOMEONE CAME! HOORAY! Now I can get out of this dump!!!! He is kind enough to carry me while I look for my gem. How kind of him! 
 
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah
Sending out at an S.O.S.
Sending out at an S.O.S.
Sending out at an S.O.S.
Sending out at an S.O.S.
Sending out at an S.O.S.
Sending out at an S.O.S...
 
I love this man. And so I proposed to him, offering him my sappire as a symbol of our 2 hearts intertwined in the great deep water. And he accepted! His eyes are the color of the sapphire. But my new love must leave me. So sad, so sad. At least I escaped!!
 
K that REALLY sucked! /REVIEW! Perhaps I can get a world record of flames. Hahaha lolol. It's not good enough for anyone to flame.