To; 'Harry' Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
Ron: rongryffidor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; Subject; Yay ^_^
I really hate Snape. Really, really really hate him. Just thought you should know. Here's the potions homework you asked for! Ron.
Attachment; 4KB ~ Potions.exe __________________________________________________________________
To; 'Ron' rongryffidor@hogwarts.co.uk ,
From; Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
Subject; !!! ARGH!!!!
You fuckwit! What did i say about getting emailed homework from Fred? It's a VIRUS! I now have a naked dancing Snape on my computer! HELP!!
Yours disgustedly,
Harry.
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To; 'Harry' Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; rongryffidor@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; Re; !!!ARGH!!!!
Oh..... fuck.
Ron. ___________________________________________________________________
To; 'Harry' Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk, 'Ron' rongryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; hermionegryffidor@hogwarts.co.uk
Subject; Um.....
Could someone please explain why a naked dancing Snape screensaver has just appeared on my computer?
Yours petrifiedly,
Herm ____________________________________________________________________
To; 'Ron' rongryffidors@hogwarts.co.uk
From; Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
Subject; Re; Um.....
It's gone to everyone in my guestbook. It's a virus. Don't do anything, we can sort this out. I think. I can't think, naked people are terribly distracting.
Harry _________________________________________________________________
To;'Harry' Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; blaizeslytherin@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; OMG.
What the FUCK is THAT thing?
Yours disgustedly,
Blaize ___________________________________________________________________
To;'Blaize' blaizeslytherin@hogwarts.co.uk , From; Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk Subject; Re; OMG.
No-one actually knows,but Ron thinks it may be a part of his anatomy.
Harry.
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To;'Harry' Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; blaizeslytherin@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; Re; re; OMG.
Well how do I get rid of it, moose-brain??
Yours,
Blaize.
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To;'Blaize' blaizeslytherin@hogwarts.co.uk
From;Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
Subject; Re;re;re OMG.
Um...we're working on it. In the meantime, don't do anything...
Harry _____________________________________________________________________
To;'Harry' Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; nevillegryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; ICK!
whimpers
Yours freakled,
Neville
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To;'Harry' Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; Rongryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; re; (no subject)
We're going to have to tell a teahcre about the virus soon, Harry, I've got people to the left and right of me staring at me strangely because I have a naked bloke doing the can-can as my screensaver.
Ron.
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To;'Ron' rongryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; re;re; (no subject)
DO SOMETHING! Dear GOD! Make him put it AWAYYY!!!!! He's....doing something....to the CHAIR! EW!!! Get a teacher quickly!
Yours disgustedly,
Harry. ____________________________________________________________________
To;'Blaize' blaizeslytherin@hogwarts.co.uk
From; Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
Subject; re;re;re;re; OMG
GAH! WHAT THE FLYING F*CK IS THAT????
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To;'Harry' Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; blaizeslytherin@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; re;re;re;re;re OMG
It appears to be some sort of snake... No, wait, it's moving! It's got a head!
Yours,
Harry
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To; 'Blaize' blaizeslytherin@hogwarts.co.uk
From; 'Harry' Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
Subject; re;re;re;re;re;re;OMG.
IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVEE!!!!!!!
___________________________________________________________________ To;'Ron rongryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; hermionegryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; (no subject)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ___________________________________________________________________
To;'Ron' rongryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; blaizeslytherin@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; (no subject)
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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****There was a long pause here in which can only be belived a large argument took place between Harry, Ron, Hermione and Blaize. A few minuites later, the following email was sent.****
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To'Git' SevSnape@hogwarts.co.uk
From; Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
Subject; (no subject)
Dear Proffesor Snape. There seems to be a sort of glitch with the server that you might be able to deal with. Um, sorry for disturbing you and everything, Sir.
Yours,
Harry. ___________________________________________________________________
To;'Annoying Twerp' Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; SevSnape@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; Re; (no subject)
What sort of glitch, you pathetic pus-globule of a waste of existence?
Snape
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To: 'Git' Sevsnape@hogwarts.co.uk
From; harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; Re;re; (no subject)
The sort with a particular person dancing naked...
Harry ___________________________________________________________________ To;'Annoying Twerp' Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; SevSnape@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; Re;re;re ;(no subject)
Reeeally now. ___________________________________________________________________
****No further emails were sent that night, and it was belived the offending virus was removed some time later. However, the same screensaver was later seen on Proffesor McGonagall's laptop later that night****
Ron: rongryffidor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; Subject; Yay ^_^
I really hate Snape. Really, really really hate him. Just thought you should know. Here's the potions homework you asked for! Ron.
Attachment; 4KB ~ Potions.exe __________________________________________________________________
To; 'Ron' rongryffidor@hogwarts.co.uk ,
From; Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
Subject; !!! ARGH!!!!
You fuckwit! What did i say about getting emailed homework from Fred? It's a VIRUS! I now have a naked dancing Snape on my computer! HELP!!
Yours disgustedly,
Harry.
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To; 'Harry' Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; rongryffidor@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; Re; !!!ARGH!!!!
Oh..... fuck.
Ron. ___________________________________________________________________
To; 'Harry' Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk, 'Ron' rongryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; hermionegryffidor@hogwarts.co.uk
Subject; Um.....
Could someone please explain why a naked dancing Snape screensaver has just appeared on my computer?
Yours petrifiedly,
Herm ____________________________________________________________________
To; 'Ron' rongryffidors@hogwarts.co.uk
From; Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
Subject; Re; Um.....
It's gone to everyone in my guestbook. It's a virus. Don't do anything, we can sort this out. I think. I can't think, naked people are terribly distracting.
Harry _________________________________________________________________
To;'Harry' Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; blaizeslytherin@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; OMG.
What the FUCK is THAT thing?
Yours disgustedly,
Blaize ___________________________________________________________________
To;'Blaize' blaizeslytherin@hogwarts.co.uk , From; Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk Subject; Re; OMG.
No-one actually knows,but Ron thinks it may be a part of his anatomy.
Harry.
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To;'Harry' Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; blaizeslytherin@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; Re; re; OMG.
Well how do I get rid of it, moose-brain??
Yours,
Blaize.
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To;'Blaize' blaizeslytherin@hogwarts.co.uk
From;Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
Subject; Re;re;re OMG.
Um...we're working on it. In the meantime, don't do anything...
Harry _____________________________________________________________________
To;'Harry' Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; nevillegryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; ICK!
whimpers
Yours freakled,
Neville
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To;'Harry' Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; Rongryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; re; (no subject)
We're going to have to tell a teahcre about the virus soon, Harry, I've got people to the left and right of me staring at me strangely because I have a naked bloke doing the can-can as my screensaver.
Ron.
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To;'Ron' rongryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; re;re; (no subject)
DO SOMETHING! Dear GOD! Make him put it AWAYYY!!!!! He's....doing something....to the CHAIR! EW!!! Get a teacher quickly!
Yours disgustedly,
Harry. ____________________________________________________________________
To;'Blaize' blaizeslytherin@hogwarts.co.uk
From; Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
Subject; re;re;re;re; OMG
GAH! WHAT THE FLYING F*CK IS THAT????
__________________________________________________________________
To;'Harry' Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; blaizeslytherin@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; re;re;re;re;re OMG
It appears to be some sort of snake... No, wait, it's moving! It's got a head!
Yours,
Harry
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To; 'Blaize' blaizeslytherin@hogwarts.co.uk
From; 'Harry' Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
Subject; re;re;re;re;re;re;OMG.
IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVEE!!!!!!!
___________________________________________________________________ To;'Ron rongryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; hermionegryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; (no subject)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ___________________________________________________________________
To;'Ron' rongryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; blaizeslytherin@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; (no subject)
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
________________________________________________________________
****There was a long pause here in which can only be belived a large argument took place between Harry, Ron, Hermione and Blaize. A few minuites later, the following email was sent.****
_________________________________________________________________
To'Git' SevSnape@hogwarts.co.uk
From; Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
Subject; (no subject)
Dear Proffesor Snape. There seems to be a sort of glitch with the server that you might be able to deal with. Um, sorry for disturbing you and everything, Sir.
Yours,
Harry. ___________________________________________________________________
To;'Annoying Twerp' Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; SevSnape@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; Re; (no subject)
What sort of glitch, you pathetic pus-globule of a waste of existence?
Snape
__________________________________________________________________
To: 'Git' Sevsnape@hogwarts.co.uk
From; harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; Re;re; (no subject)
The sort with a particular person dancing naked...
Harry ___________________________________________________________________ To;'Annoying Twerp' Harrygryffindor@hogwarts.co.uk
From; SevSnape@hogwarts.co.uk ,
Subject; Re;re;re ;(no subject)
Reeeally now. ___________________________________________________________________
****No further emails were sent that night, and it was belived the offending virus was removed some time later. However, the same screensaver was later seen on Proffesor McGonagall's laptop later that night****