Disclaimer: I don't own SSBM or Nintendo or 1-800-COLLECT nor have I ripped off anyone intentionally. So don't sue me.
LINK'S VACATION
Day 1 of 3
Having won a Nintendo "Name your favorite character contest."(yes, I made that up) Link was given 6 plane tickets and a pre-payed stay at a 5-star hotel in Las Vegas all courtesy of Nintendo. Mario however, was not all to happy about this. Link didn't even invite him! And his fans, how could they do that to him? Pick Link over Mario!? Hmph! Needless to say this was a bit too much for Mario, whom had been used to believing he was number 1, to handle and had driven him off the deep end.
(We see Mario sitting in a bus somewhere in Smash Bros City.)
Mario: Stupid Link. He could have-a at least invited me but-a noooo...Wait I know-a! I'll-a open up-a business and-a make MILLIONS! Then I can buy my own-a really fancy cruise-a ship and when-a Link begs-a me to let him go on my really fancy cruise-a ship I'll say "No! you cannot go on my really fancy cruise-a ship!" And when he cries like-a the baby he is I'll-a point and laugh! Like so! Mwahahahahaha!
Guy sitting across from Mario: *Stares at Mario like he's a lunatic.*
Mario: *Notices the guy staring at him.* Stop-a staring at-a me like-a that fool! The last person that stared at-a like-a that, I ate-a his liver with-a some fava beans and a nice chianti!
Guy: Ahhhhhhh!! *Runs to the front of the bus and jumps out.*
Mario: Oh-a yes Link. You WILL see who is-a the REAL star around here! Mwahahahahahahaha!
(Meanwhile Link and his invited guests, Roy, Fox, Falco, Bowser, and of course, Zelda, have just stepped off the plane at the Las Vegas airport.)
Bowser: Finally! I thought we were going to be on that plane forever!
Fox: It was only 2 hours!
Bowser: But that's a really long time! Like half a day!
Fox: Idiot.
Bowser: What?
Fox: Er, nothing.
Roy: I'm hungry. When are we gonna eat?
Link: There's probably a restaraunt at or near the hotel. We can eat then.
Bowser: I have food! *Pulls a moldy old pizza out of his shell.*
Zelda: Eww!
Fox: Ugh.
Falco: That's disgusting.
Roy: Um, no thanks. I seem to have lost my appetite all of a sudden.
Bowser: Your loss. *Eats the pizza.*
Link: Were did that come from?
Bowser: I don't really know. I didn't even know it was in there until just a few minutes ago. The last time I ate pizza was when me and Wario got smashed and raided pizza hut wearing viking costumes and screaming "WE OWNZ YA'LLZ AZZ!!!"
Link: And when was that?
Bowser: A few months back.
Zelda: Ewwww!!
Bowser: What?! You all act like you've never eaten month old food before!
Link: Rrriiiight.
Roy: Hey Link, how do we even get to the hotel?
Link: There's supposed to be a limo waiting for us in the parking lot.
Falco: A limo? Kick ass! Let's go!
(Back in the Smash Bros City Mario and Luigi can be seen standing in front of a worn out old building in a not so nice part of town.)
Mario: Well this is-a it!
Luigi: THIS is how-a you plan on making millions?! By turning THAT into a restaraunt?!
Mario: Hey, look-a at McDonalds or-a KFC or-a Burger King! They did it, why can't I-a?
Luigi: Ugh. Just tell-a me one thing. Why am I here?
Mario: 1. So-a you can help become a millionare which will put-a me in a better position to screw Link over every chance I get-a.
And-a 2. I needed someone to be the chef-a.
Luigi: What about Peach-a?
Mario: Are kidding?! Even Bowser won't-a eat her food!
(Back in the city of sin and neon lights, Link and co. have finally found the limo and are on there way to the hotel.)
Roy: *Is watching soap operas on the built-in t.v. of the limo.* No! Did you hear that Fox?! Lisa is cheating on Dan! LISA IS ****ING CHEATING ON DAN!! THAT BITCH!!
Fox: Um, yeah. Whatever.
Bowser: *Is also watching the soaps.* Oh the humanity!
Falco: I hate soaps.
Zelda: *Is looking at all the lights through the window.* They're so bueatiful! Hey Link you've got to see this!
Link: Zzzzzzzz-just five more minutes-zzzzzzz...
Zelda: Link?
(Suddenly a commercial interrupts Roy and Bowser's soap.)
R & B in unison: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Falco: Hey that guy in the commercial looks familiar.
Fox: It's D.K.!
Falco: I knew that.
D.K.: *Walks up to a guy at a phone booth in the commercial.* Yo' sucka! You callin' collect'?
Guy: Yeah. I had car troubles so I'm calling my boss to tell him I'm going to be late.
D.K.: You usin' 1-800-(D)KOLLECT to save a quarter er two?
Guy: No actually I'm using 1-800-COLLECT.
D.K.: WHAT?!
Guy: Uh-oh. *Attempts to run but D.K. hits him with his wind-up punch and sends him sailing over the horizon.*
D.K.: Damn lousy son of a...
Director: Ahem!
D.K.: Huh? Oh right. The commercial. *Turns back towards the camera.*
D.K.: Listen here all you suckas! Unless you want to kick yo' ass kicked like dat' lousy sucka back dere den' you best use 1-800-(D)KOLLECT and save quarter er two! *The commercial ends.*
Falco: Well that was interesting.
Fox: *Flips channel over to some horror movie.*
Roy: *Points a finger at Fox.* YOU BASTARD! CHANGE IT BACK NOW!
Bowser: OR ELSE!
Fox: Alright alright! Geez! You guys need some sedatives or something.
Link: Zzzzz-I don't want to go to school mommy-zzzzz...
LINK'S VACATION
Day 1 of 3
Having won a Nintendo "Name your favorite character contest."(yes, I made that up) Link was given 6 plane tickets and a pre-payed stay at a 5-star hotel in Las Vegas all courtesy of Nintendo. Mario however, was not all to happy about this. Link didn't even invite him! And his fans, how could they do that to him? Pick Link over Mario!? Hmph! Needless to say this was a bit too much for Mario, whom had been used to believing he was number 1, to handle and had driven him off the deep end.
(We see Mario sitting in a bus somewhere in Smash Bros City.)
Mario: Stupid Link. He could have-a at least invited me but-a noooo...Wait I know-a! I'll-a open up-a business and-a make MILLIONS! Then I can buy my own-a really fancy cruise-a ship and when-a Link begs-a me to let him go on my really fancy cruise-a ship I'll say "No! you cannot go on my really fancy cruise-a ship!" And when he cries like-a the baby he is I'll-a point and laugh! Like so! Mwahahahahaha!
Guy sitting across from Mario: *Stares at Mario like he's a lunatic.*
Mario: *Notices the guy staring at him.* Stop-a staring at-a me like-a that fool! The last person that stared at-a like-a that, I ate-a his liver with-a some fava beans and a nice chianti!
Guy: Ahhhhhhh!! *Runs to the front of the bus and jumps out.*
Mario: Oh-a yes Link. You WILL see who is-a the REAL star around here! Mwahahahahahahaha!
(Meanwhile Link and his invited guests, Roy, Fox, Falco, Bowser, and of course, Zelda, have just stepped off the plane at the Las Vegas airport.)
Bowser: Finally! I thought we were going to be on that plane forever!
Fox: It was only 2 hours!
Bowser: But that's a really long time! Like half a day!
Fox: Idiot.
Bowser: What?
Fox: Er, nothing.
Roy: I'm hungry. When are we gonna eat?
Link: There's probably a restaraunt at or near the hotel. We can eat then.
Bowser: I have food! *Pulls a moldy old pizza out of his shell.*
Zelda: Eww!
Fox: Ugh.
Falco: That's disgusting.
Roy: Um, no thanks. I seem to have lost my appetite all of a sudden.
Bowser: Your loss. *Eats the pizza.*
Link: Were did that come from?
Bowser: I don't really know. I didn't even know it was in there until just a few minutes ago. The last time I ate pizza was when me and Wario got smashed and raided pizza hut wearing viking costumes and screaming "WE OWNZ YA'LLZ AZZ!!!"
Link: And when was that?
Bowser: A few months back.
Zelda: Ewwww!!
Bowser: What?! You all act like you've never eaten month old food before!
Link: Rrriiiight.
Roy: Hey Link, how do we even get to the hotel?
Link: There's supposed to be a limo waiting for us in the parking lot.
Falco: A limo? Kick ass! Let's go!
(Back in the Smash Bros City Mario and Luigi can be seen standing in front of a worn out old building in a not so nice part of town.)
Mario: Well this is-a it!
Luigi: THIS is how-a you plan on making millions?! By turning THAT into a restaraunt?!
Mario: Hey, look-a at McDonalds or-a KFC or-a Burger King! They did it, why can't I-a?
Luigi: Ugh. Just tell-a me one thing. Why am I here?
Mario: 1. So-a you can help become a millionare which will put-a me in a better position to screw Link over every chance I get-a.
And-a 2. I needed someone to be the chef-a.
Luigi: What about Peach-a?
Mario: Are kidding?! Even Bowser won't-a eat her food!
(Back in the city of sin and neon lights, Link and co. have finally found the limo and are on there way to the hotel.)
Roy: *Is watching soap operas on the built-in t.v. of the limo.* No! Did you hear that Fox?! Lisa is cheating on Dan! LISA IS ****ING CHEATING ON DAN!! THAT BITCH!!
Fox: Um, yeah. Whatever.
Bowser: *Is also watching the soaps.* Oh the humanity!
Falco: I hate soaps.
Zelda: *Is looking at all the lights through the window.* They're so bueatiful! Hey Link you've got to see this!
Link: Zzzzzzzz-just five more minutes-zzzzzzz...
Zelda: Link?
(Suddenly a commercial interrupts Roy and Bowser's soap.)
R & B in unison: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Falco: Hey that guy in the commercial looks familiar.
Fox: It's D.K.!
Falco: I knew that.
D.K.: *Walks up to a guy at a phone booth in the commercial.* Yo' sucka! You callin' collect'?
Guy: Yeah. I had car troubles so I'm calling my boss to tell him I'm going to be late.
D.K.: You usin' 1-800-(D)KOLLECT to save a quarter er two?
Guy: No actually I'm using 1-800-COLLECT.
D.K.: WHAT?!
Guy: Uh-oh. *Attempts to run but D.K. hits him with his wind-up punch and sends him sailing over the horizon.*
D.K.: Damn lousy son of a...
Director: Ahem!
D.K.: Huh? Oh right. The commercial. *Turns back towards the camera.*
D.K.: Listen here all you suckas! Unless you want to kick yo' ass kicked like dat' lousy sucka back dere den' you best use 1-800-(D)KOLLECT and save quarter er two! *The commercial ends.*
Falco: Well that was interesting.
Fox: *Flips channel over to some horror movie.*
Roy: *Points a finger at Fox.* YOU BASTARD! CHANGE IT BACK NOW!
Bowser: OR ELSE!
Fox: Alright alright! Geez! You guys need some sedatives or something.
Link: Zzzzz-I don't want to go to school mommy-zzzzz...