Disclaimer: By now you should know but I'll say it again anyway. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!!
Author's Notes: I upped the rating for gory content that is to appear later and well that's pretty much the only new ordeal.
LINK'S VACATION (Chapter 4)
Day 1 of 3 (Am I ever going to get to day 2?)
Link Rants and Metal Sonic Attacks!
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Link: That's it! I've had it!
SCSA: WHAT?!
Deranged Mastermind: What are you talking about?
Link: Your an idiot! An incompetent moron of a writer!
DM: WHAT?!
SCSA: Hey that's my line!
DM: And how am I incompetent? Hm?
Link: First of all what's with him?!
DM: Who? Austin?
Link: Yeah! He's a wrestler! In an SSBM fanfic!
DM: So?
Link: IT'S NOT RIGHT!!!
DM: It isn't?
Link: Plus it doesn't make sense! He's SUPPOSED to be in jail somewhere in Texas am I correct?
SCSA: IT WASN'T ME! I'M INNOCENT!!!
DM: Actually he got bail a while ago.
Link: That still doesn't explain what he's doing he's doing here.
DM: Well, the WWE isn't paying him anymore and I needed something to help move the story along so....
Link: Ugh. What's next?! Freddy Krueger?!
DM: Well....
Freddy Krueger: *Appearing out of no where.* Am I on yet?
Link: Gah! That's it! I quit before you get me eaten by zombies or something!
DM: But that only happens in a different story I'm working on!
Link: Goodbye! *Leaves.*
DM: He walked out! He actually walked out!
SCSA: *Thinks.* Hey that's my job!
DM: Dammit! Now I've gotta find someone else to play the Link's role! *Looks around.* How about you!
SCSA: WHAT?!
???: No! I shall play the main role!
DM: Marth?
Marth: That's PRINCE Marth!
DM: Why would you want to help me?
Marth: I have my reasons.... *Is thinking.* If I take Link's role I finally be able to make my move on Zelda without Link there to get in the way!
DM: Riight.
Marth: Oh crap! I wasn't thinking out loud again was I?!
DM: Um, no?
Marth: Phew.
DM: Alright, we'll do the D.K. and Mario bros skits first. That'll give us time to get you into your costume. It'll also save me from a serious ass kicking courtousy of D.K.
Marth: Costume?
DM: Yes! Afterall, you can't play Link unless you look like him!
Marth: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Somewhere....)
Guy: Awe man! I'm outta money! I wander if my room mate would my mind if I called him collect?
D.K.: Hey sucka! You callin' collect?
Guy: Um, yes?
D.K.: You usin' 1-800-(D)KOLLECT?
Guy: No act-
D.K.: Don't make me crack yo' skull.
Guy: Yes! Yes I was!
D.K.: Good! Cuz' if yuz don't.... *Smashes his fist over the guy's head.* ....I'll crack yo' skull!
Narrator: Call 1-800-(D)KOLLECT and save a quarter or two!
D.K.: Or else!
Director: Why?! Why does it always have to end in violence?!
(In Smash Bros City a battered and bruised and slightly charred Mario and Luigi are standing in front of the shack, which pretty much looks the same minus a sign hanging across the front that says "Mario Bros Italian Restaraunt".)
Mario: Well it's finished!
Luigi: It's-a not finished!
Mario: It's-a finished enough for me! We'll open up tomorrow. Until then, I shall sleep!
Luigi: Idiot.
(Just outside of Vegas....)
Metal Sonic: MuST DeSTROy liNk! mUST destROY! Ha....ha?
(A little ways down the road....)
SCSA: WATCH OUT!!!
Cab Driver: Ahhhhhhhh!!!
-SMACK!!!!!-
Metal Sonic: HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(The cab driver hit Metal Sonic head on sending the terminator wannabe flying. Having lost control the cab flew off the road and crashed into a rock. At the same time Metal Sonic had flipped through the air and crashed through into the wind shield of Falco's stolen cab.)
Metal Sonic: MuSt DESTRoy linK!!!
Falco: AHHHHHHH!!!
(Falco screamed like a little girl and also lost control, he his stolen cab and Metal Sonic who was still stuck through wind shield all crashed into SCSA's cab.)
Cab Driver: MY CAB!!!
SCSA: MY RIBS!!!
Falco: My head....
Metal Sonic: mUst DEstRoy!
(Suddenly a flash lit up the area and the cabs exploded sending the cab driver, SCSA, Falco, and Metal Sonic flying!)
Cab Driver: YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM LAWYEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!
SCSA: BITE MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Falco: SHUT UPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
Metal Sonic: MuSt DEstrOyYyYyYyYyY!!!!!!!
(The four soared through the background and dissappeared as tiny stars. Meanwhile, back in Link and co's Vegas hotel, we see Marth standing there with quite possibly the frowniest, frown anyone ever frowned.)
Marth: *Is wearing a Link costume complete with the white pantyhose and died hair.* I've changed my mind! I don't want to do this!
DM: You'll do it and like it or I'll have Austin and D.K. stomp mudholes in you!
D.K.: Yeah!
SCSA: And that's the bottom line cuz' Stone Cold sez' so!
Marth: Yeah?! Well Prince Marth says: Just Bring it!
Zelda: *Walking over.* It was so nice of you to take Link's part Marth! I can't believe that jerk just walked out!
Marth: I was more than happy to take the part! Besides, it was unjust how you were forced to work with such incompetence anyway! Him walking out was probably for the best.
DM: Oh brother.
D.K.: Does this mean we don't get ta kick his ass?
DM: 'Fraid so.
D.K.: Damn.
SCSA: Hey! Who stole my beer!
Bowser: *Whistles innocently.*
Director: Take 1! And.... action!
Fake Link/Marth: Now, Fox! I SHALL BEAT YOU UP!!!!
Fox: No! Don't hurt me! I said I was sorry!
Marth: Sorry is not enough! Now scream in agony as I BEAT YOU UP!!!!
Fox: Eeek!
(Marth dove at Fox and hit him with his shield breaker technique sending him flying across the room.)
Marth: Had enough weakling? Or must I beat you up some more?
Fox: Bring it!
Marth: HIYA!
(Marth rushed at Fox but Fox countered with Fox Illusion and knocked Marth down. Fox started powering up his Fire Fox attack and launched himself straight into Marth taking him down again.)
Fox: *Doing his taunt.* Come on!
Marth: Grrr!
(Marth quickley got back up. Fox attempted another Fox Illusion but Barth saw it coming and shielded. Marth then hit Fox with his forward+B combo, taking Fox down for the count.)
Marth: Yes! Victory!
Fox: Ugh....
???: muST dEStrOY LInk!
Marth: Metal Sonic?!
Metal Sonic: TarGET sPOttED! I MusT DeSTRoy teh tARget!
Marth: Incompetent walking toaster! I, Marth-er Link, shall BEAT YOU UP!!!!
???: Stop right there, you imposter!
Marth: Link!
Link: Marth!
Metal Sonic: TwO LInKs?!?!?!
DM: Link I thought you said you had had enough?!
Link: I did, but I'll be damned if I let you replace me with this farce!
Marth: Grrr!
Link: Grrr!
Metal Sonic: MasTER nEVer tOLD me wHat to dO IF I fOUnd tWo LINKs! wAIt! I knOw! I'lL kiLL dem bOTH! Ha.... ha! sUpER bEAm aTtaCK tHingY!!!
(Metal Sonic started charging some, most likely highly destructive, attack. However Link and Marth were too busy trying to itimidate each other to notice.)
DM: Um, guys?
Marth: I WILL BEAT YOU UP!!!!
Link: In your dreams!
Metal Sonic: Ha.... ha!
DM: Ah crap. *Runs for cover.*
Metal Sonic: nOw yOU dIe! *Fires a huge beam of energy straight at Link and Marth frying them both and causing a huge explosion destroying much of the hotel lobby.)
Link: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Marth: IEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Metal Sonic: Ha.... ha!
Link: The pain! Make it stop!
Marth: The burning! The horrible, horrible, burning!
Metal Sonic: NoW i sHAll fINisH yoU oFf! Ha.... ha!
Link: Dammit, that's the last straw! *Attacks Metal Sonic.*
Metal Sonic: *Blocks Link's attack with his force field.* pATHetIc hUMan! I aM InviNcIBLe! Ha.... ha!
Link: Oh man! Not good!
Marth: It burns!!!
Metal Sonic: Ha.... ha!
Link: Wait.... (Pulls out small, oddly colored, box.)
(Beginning flashback.)
Link: Hey Roy what's that?
Roy: This box? A wierd old man gave it to me. It supposedly contains the most annoying force in the multi-verse!
Link: Cool! Trade ya' the lens of truth for it!
Roy: Deal!
(End of flashback.)
Link: Alright you! Prepare to feel my wrath!
Metal Sonic: Wha?!
(Link pulled the top off the box and suddenly a small army of tiny Mr. Game and Watch's jumped out of the box and clung to Metal Sonic and started doing there taunt over and over.)
Tiny Mr. G&Ws: *Taunting.*
Metal Sonic: No! ThE nOIse! MaKE iT sTop! mAke IT sTOp! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Explodes.*
Tiny Mr. G&Ws: *Continue to taunt and generally annoy everyone until they are blown away by the wind.*
Link: Hmmm.... *Picks up a metal plate that came from Metal Sonic.* What the?! "Sonic corp."? Grrr! Sonic was behind this! *Takes out a notepad and a pen.* Note to self: Find and kick Sonic's ass when you get back.*
(A week and 55 minutes in the future.)
Sonic: Mwahahahaha!!! Yes! Surely Link is dead by now! Mwahahahahaha!!!
-Ding-Dong!!!-
Sonic: Ooh! That was the door bell! It must be the pizza delivery man! *Opens the door.* WTF?!
Link: Come 'ere you!
Sonic: Ahhhhhh!!! No! Stop it! Wait! What are doing?! NO! NOT THERE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(Back in the past.)
DM: Well that didn't exactly go as I had scripted it.
Link: I demand to have my role back!
DM: Well....
Marth: Not so fast Link!
Link: Damn. I was hoping maybe you disintegrated or something.
Marth: You shall pay for insolence fool!
Link: *Pulls out a bomb.* I don't think so.
(Marth attempts to hit Link with his shield breaker but Link dodges and throws the bomb at Marth and sends him flying through the roof and in to the stratus sphere.*
Marth: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!! *Dissappears.*
DM: Well, it looks like your the victor, Link, so the role is yours again.
Link: Oh yeah! *Does his victory taunt.*
Zelda: Hey Link! Huh? The real Link's back. What happened to Marth?
DM: Link blasted him straight in to the atmosphere.
Zelda: You what?!
Link: He was being so annoying!
Zelda: Ugh. Well, anyway, what I was going to say was we should probably go to sleep early so we can hit the town as early as possible.
Link: Why?
Zelda: So we'll be able to go to sleep early tomorrow allowing us to get the next day without are plane taking off without us.
Link: Oh.
Zelda: Hey. Where's Falco and Roy and Bowser?
Falco: I'm right here.
(Falco and SCSA slowly walk into the room. They both have many bandades all over there frame and Falco has a cast on his right leg and arm. SCSA has cast around his neck and a cast on his right leg. Falco is using walker and SCSA has crutches.)
SCSA: Move your ass, son! I ain't got all day!
Falco: Don't make me shoot you!
Zelda: What about Roy and Bowser?
Link: I don't know where Roy is. Bowser's probably still in the bar getting smashed.
Zelda: Well I guess we better get some sleep.
Link: Wait for me!
Zelda: No! After what you did to poor Marth I'm not letting you near me!
Link: What?!
SCSA: How many times are you people going to steal MY line?!
Fox: You can bunk in our room! Just you'll have to sleep on the floor.
Link: Dammit!
(In the bar....)
Bowser: Gimme.... more.... ugh.... *Passes out.*
Bartender: Finally!
(4:00 AM, Day 2 of 3. (I finally made it to day 2! Woohoo!!))
Bowser: Ugh.... I don't feel so good.
Bartender: Well, you did drink 500 or so beers.
Bowser: Maybe I can sleep it off.
(And so Bowser made his way out of the bar and headed for room 13.)
Bowser: *Opens the door.* Ugh.... Must.... sleep. *Shuts the door and goes into the room and turns on a lamp.*
Roy: NOOOO!!! THE LIGHT!!! TOO MUCH LIGHT!!!
Bowser: Roy?
Roy: *Smashes the lamp.* Mwahahahahahaha!!!
Bowser: Roy what the hell are you doing?!
Roy: I am not Roy! I am.... THE DRAGON!!!! Mwahahahaha! I am the Dragon! I am the Dragon! The Red Dragon!
Bowser: Have you been watching Hannibal Lecter movies again?
Roy: REDRUM! KILL! MURDER! DESTROY!
Bowser: I don't have the energy to put up with this crap. I'm going to sleep.
Roy: NO! The man that lives in your dreams with the wierd glove and the chainsaw and the hockey mask will get you!
Bowser: You mean Freddy Krueger? He doesn't have a chainsaw or a hockey mask.
Roy: Beware the purple werewolfs with the curly tails!
Bowser: Dear GOD what have you been smoking?!
Roy: WHEEEEEEEE!!!
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DM: Will Roy ever be normal again? Have we seen the last of Sonic and his evil schemes? Will people stop stealing Austin's lines? Tune in next time to find out!
Author's Notes: I upped the rating for gory content that is to appear later and well that's pretty much the only new ordeal.
LINK'S VACATION (Chapter 4)
Day 1 of 3 (Am I ever going to get to day 2?)
Link Rants and Metal Sonic Attacks!
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Link: That's it! I've had it!
SCSA: WHAT?!
Deranged Mastermind: What are you talking about?
Link: Your an idiot! An incompetent moron of a writer!
DM: WHAT?!
SCSA: Hey that's my line!
DM: And how am I incompetent? Hm?
Link: First of all what's with him?!
DM: Who? Austin?
Link: Yeah! He's a wrestler! In an SSBM fanfic!
DM: So?
Link: IT'S NOT RIGHT!!!
DM: It isn't?
Link: Plus it doesn't make sense! He's SUPPOSED to be in jail somewhere in Texas am I correct?
SCSA: IT WASN'T ME! I'M INNOCENT!!!
DM: Actually he got bail a while ago.
Link: That still doesn't explain what he's doing he's doing here.
DM: Well, the WWE isn't paying him anymore and I needed something to help move the story along so....
Link: Ugh. What's next?! Freddy Krueger?!
DM: Well....
Freddy Krueger: *Appearing out of no where.* Am I on yet?
Link: Gah! That's it! I quit before you get me eaten by zombies or something!
DM: But that only happens in a different story I'm working on!
Link: Goodbye! *Leaves.*
DM: He walked out! He actually walked out!
SCSA: *Thinks.* Hey that's my job!
DM: Dammit! Now I've gotta find someone else to play the Link's role! *Looks around.* How about you!
SCSA: WHAT?!
???: No! I shall play the main role!
DM: Marth?
Marth: That's PRINCE Marth!
DM: Why would you want to help me?
Marth: I have my reasons.... *Is thinking.* If I take Link's role I finally be able to make my move on Zelda without Link there to get in the way!
DM: Riight.
Marth: Oh crap! I wasn't thinking out loud again was I?!
DM: Um, no?
Marth: Phew.
DM: Alright, we'll do the D.K. and Mario bros skits first. That'll give us time to get you into your costume. It'll also save me from a serious ass kicking courtousy of D.K.
Marth: Costume?
DM: Yes! Afterall, you can't play Link unless you look like him!
Marth: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Somewhere....)
Guy: Awe man! I'm outta money! I wander if my room mate would my mind if I called him collect?
D.K.: Hey sucka! You callin' collect?
Guy: Um, yes?
D.K.: You usin' 1-800-(D)KOLLECT?
Guy: No act-
D.K.: Don't make me crack yo' skull.
Guy: Yes! Yes I was!
D.K.: Good! Cuz' if yuz don't.... *Smashes his fist over the guy's head.* ....I'll crack yo' skull!
Narrator: Call 1-800-(D)KOLLECT and save a quarter or two!
D.K.: Or else!
Director: Why?! Why does it always have to end in violence?!
(In Smash Bros City a battered and bruised and slightly charred Mario and Luigi are standing in front of the shack, which pretty much looks the same minus a sign hanging across the front that says "Mario Bros Italian Restaraunt".)
Mario: Well it's finished!
Luigi: It's-a not finished!
Mario: It's-a finished enough for me! We'll open up tomorrow. Until then, I shall sleep!
Luigi: Idiot.
(Just outside of Vegas....)
Metal Sonic: MuST DeSTROy liNk! mUST destROY! Ha....ha?
(A little ways down the road....)
SCSA: WATCH OUT!!!
Cab Driver: Ahhhhhhhh!!!
-SMACK!!!!!-
Metal Sonic: HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(The cab driver hit Metal Sonic head on sending the terminator wannabe flying. Having lost control the cab flew off the road and crashed into a rock. At the same time Metal Sonic had flipped through the air and crashed through into the wind shield of Falco's stolen cab.)
Metal Sonic: MuSt DESTRoy linK!!!
Falco: AHHHHHHH!!!
(Falco screamed like a little girl and also lost control, he his stolen cab and Metal Sonic who was still stuck through wind shield all crashed into SCSA's cab.)
Cab Driver: MY CAB!!!
SCSA: MY RIBS!!!
Falco: My head....
Metal Sonic: mUst DEstRoy!
(Suddenly a flash lit up the area and the cabs exploded sending the cab driver, SCSA, Falco, and Metal Sonic flying!)
Cab Driver: YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM LAWYEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!
SCSA: BITE MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Falco: SHUT UPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
Metal Sonic: MuSt DEstrOyYyYyYyYyY!!!!!!!
(The four soared through the background and dissappeared as tiny stars. Meanwhile, back in Link and co's Vegas hotel, we see Marth standing there with quite possibly the frowniest, frown anyone ever frowned.)
Marth: *Is wearing a Link costume complete with the white pantyhose and died hair.* I've changed my mind! I don't want to do this!
DM: You'll do it and like it or I'll have Austin and D.K. stomp mudholes in you!
D.K.: Yeah!
SCSA: And that's the bottom line cuz' Stone Cold sez' so!
Marth: Yeah?! Well Prince Marth says: Just Bring it!
Zelda: *Walking over.* It was so nice of you to take Link's part Marth! I can't believe that jerk just walked out!
Marth: I was more than happy to take the part! Besides, it was unjust how you were forced to work with such incompetence anyway! Him walking out was probably for the best.
DM: Oh brother.
D.K.: Does this mean we don't get ta kick his ass?
DM: 'Fraid so.
D.K.: Damn.
SCSA: Hey! Who stole my beer!
Bowser: *Whistles innocently.*
Director: Take 1! And.... action!
Fake Link/Marth: Now, Fox! I SHALL BEAT YOU UP!!!!
Fox: No! Don't hurt me! I said I was sorry!
Marth: Sorry is not enough! Now scream in agony as I BEAT YOU UP!!!!
Fox: Eeek!
(Marth dove at Fox and hit him with his shield breaker technique sending him flying across the room.)
Marth: Had enough weakling? Or must I beat you up some more?
Fox: Bring it!
Marth: HIYA!
(Marth rushed at Fox but Fox countered with Fox Illusion and knocked Marth down. Fox started powering up his Fire Fox attack and launched himself straight into Marth taking him down again.)
Fox: *Doing his taunt.* Come on!
Marth: Grrr!
(Marth quickley got back up. Fox attempted another Fox Illusion but Barth saw it coming and shielded. Marth then hit Fox with his forward+B combo, taking Fox down for the count.)
Marth: Yes! Victory!
Fox: Ugh....
???: muST dEStrOY LInk!
Marth: Metal Sonic?!
Metal Sonic: TarGET sPOttED! I MusT DeSTRoy teh tARget!
Marth: Incompetent walking toaster! I, Marth-er Link, shall BEAT YOU UP!!!!
???: Stop right there, you imposter!
Marth: Link!
Link: Marth!
Metal Sonic: TwO LInKs?!?!?!
DM: Link I thought you said you had had enough?!
Link: I did, but I'll be damned if I let you replace me with this farce!
Marth: Grrr!
Link: Grrr!
Metal Sonic: MasTER nEVer tOLD me wHat to dO IF I fOUnd tWo LINKs! wAIt! I knOw! I'lL kiLL dem bOTH! Ha.... ha! sUpER bEAm aTtaCK tHingY!!!
(Metal Sonic started charging some, most likely highly destructive, attack. However Link and Marth were too busy trying to itimidate each other to notice.)
DM: Um, guys?
Marth: I WILL BEAT YOU UP!!!!
Link: In your dreams!
Metal Sonic: Ha.... ha!
DM: Ah crap. *Runs for cover.*
Metal Sonic: nOw yOU dIe! *Fires a huge beam of energy straight at Link and Marth frying them both and causing a huge explosion destroying much of the hotel lobby.)
Link: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Marth: IEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Metal Sonic: Ha.... ha!
Link: The pain! Make it stop!
Marth: The burning! The horrible, horrible, burning!
Metal Sonic: NoW i sHAll fINisH yoU oFf! Ha.... ha!
Link: Dammit, that's the last straw! *Attacks Metal Sonic.*
Metal Sonic: *Blocks Link's attack with his force field.* pATHetIc hUMan! I aM InviNcIBLe! Ha.... ha!
Link: Oh man! Not good!
Marth: It burns!!!
Metal Sonic: Ha.... ha!
Link: Wait.... (Pulls out small, oddly colored, box.)
(Beginning flashback.)
Link: Hey Roy what's that?
Roy: This box? A wierd old man gave it to me. It supposedly contains the most annoying force in the multi-verse!
Link: Cool! Trade ya' the lens of truth for it!
Roy: Deal!
(End of flashback.)
Link: Alright you! Prepare to feel my wrath!
Metal Sonic: Wha?!
(Link pulled the top off the box and suddenly a small army of tiny Mr. Game and Watch's jumped out of the box and clung to Metal Sonic and started doing there taunt over and over.)
Tiny Mr. G&Ws: *Taunting.*
Metal Sonic: No! ThE nOIse! MaKE iT sTop! mAke IT sTOp! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Explodes.*
Tiny Mr. G&Ws: *Continue to taunt and generally annoy everyone until they are blown away by the wind.*
Link: Hmmm.... *Picks up a metal plate that came from Metal Sonic.* What the?! "Sonic corp."? Grrr! Sonic was behind this! *Takes out a notepad and a pen.* Note to self: Find and kick Sonic's ass when you get back.*
(A week and 55 minutes in the future.)
Sonic: Mwahahahaha!!! Yes! Surely Link is dead by now! Mwahahahahaha!!!
-Ding-Dong!!!-
Sonic: Ooh! That was the door bell! It must be the pizza delivery man! *Opens the door.* WTF?!
Link: Come 'ere you!
Sonic: Ahhhhhh!!! No! Stop it! Wait! What are doing?! NO! NOT THERE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(Back in the past.)
DM: Well that didn't exactly go as I had scripted it.
Link: I demand to have my role back!
DM: Well....
Marth: Not so fast Link!
Link: Damn. I was hoping maybe you disintegrated or something.
Marth: You shall pay for insolence fool!
Link: *Pulls out a bomb.* I don't think so.
(Marth attempts to hit Link with his shield breaker but Link dodges and throws the bomb at Marth and sends him flying through the roof and in to the stratus sphere.*
Marth: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!! *Dissappears.*
DM: Well, it looks like your the victor, Link, so the role is yours again.
Link: Oh yeah! *Does his victory taunt.*
Zelda: Hey Link! Huh? The real Link's back. What happened to Marth?
DM: Link blasted him straight in to the atmosphere.
Zelda: You what?!
Link: He was being so annoying!
Zelda: Ugh. Well, anyway, what I was going to say was we should probably go to sleep early so we can hit the town as early as possible.
Link: Why?
Zelda: So we'll be able to go to sleep early tomorrow allowing us to get the next day without are plane taking off without us.
Link: Oh.
Zelda: Hey. Where's Falco and Roy and Bowser?
Falco: I'm right here.
(Falco and SCSA slowly walk into the room. They both have many bandades all over there frame and Falco has a cast on his right leg and arm. SCSA has cast around his neck and a cast on his right leg. Falco is using walker and SCSA has crutches.)
SCSA: Move your ass, son! I ain't got all day!
Falco: Don't make me shoot you!
Zelda: What about Roy and Bowser?
Link: I don't know where Roy is. Bowser's probably still in the bar getting smashed.
Zelda: Well I guess we better get some sleep.
Link: Wait for me!
Zelda: No! After what you did to poor Marth I'm not letting you near me!
Link: What?!
SCSA: How many times are you people going to steal MY line?!
Fox: You can bunk in our room! Just you'll have to sleep on the floor.
Link: Dammit!
(In the bar....)
Bowser: Gimme.... more.... ugh.... *Passes out.*
Bartender: Finally!
(4:00 AM, Day 2 of 3. (I finally made it to day 2! Woohoo!!))
Bowser: Ugh.... I don't feel so good.
Bartender: Well, you did drink 500 or so beers.
Bowser: Maybe I can sleep it off.
(And so Bowser made his way out of the bar and headed for room 13.)
Bowser: *Opens the door.* Ugh.... Must.... sleep. *Shuts the door and goes into the room and turns on a lamp.*
Roy: NOOOO!!! THE LIGHT!!! TOO MUCH LIGHT!!!
Bowser: Roy?
Roy: *Smashes the lamp.* Mwahahahahahaha!!!
Bowser: Roy what the hell are you doing?!
Roy: I am not Roy! I am.... THE DRAGON!!!! Mwahahahaha! I am the Dragon! I am the Dragon! The Red Dragon!
Bowser: Have you been watching Hannibal Lecter movies again?
Roy: REDRUM! KILL! MURDER! DESTROY!
Bowser: I don't have the energy to put up with this crap. I'm going to sleep.
Roy: NO! The man that lives in your dreams with the wierd glove and the chainsaw and the hockey mask will get you!
Bowser: You mean Freddy Krueger? He doesn't have a chainsaw or a hockey mask.
Roy: Beware the purple werewolfs with the curly tails!
Bowser: Dear GOD what have you been smoking?!
Roy: WHEEEEEEEE!!!
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DM: Will Roy ever be normal again? Have we seen the last of Sonic and his evil schemes? Will people stop stealing Austin's lines? Tune in next time to find out!