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Chapter Two: Fangirls are evil…. (Cackle while seishi gulp nervously)
(Now, all seishi and fangirls are gathered around the table. Grace and Draconsis are still on top of Tasuki, who is wailing insanely. And Jade is happily conversing with Hotohori. Chichiri, however, has already gotten his shirt back on when Sansele was swooning.)
Sansele: mumble, mumble…
Draconsis: Feeling deprived, Sansele?
Sansele: NO!
(Chichiri emits an unhappy sigh.)
Sansele: Okay, well, we got a bunch of reviews.
(Long pause.)
All: YOU POSTED IT ON FANFICTION.NET???!!!
Sansele: (unfazed) You have a problem with that? Oh, and two people told Grace and Draconsis to DO MORE…
(Both Tasuki fangirls laugh insanely.)
Draconsis: Grace!
Grace: Draconsis!
(Both get off Tasuki and proceed to seal their 'truce' with a bandit dance.)
Sansele: Anyway, we have two new fangirls. Let's welcome Saihitei no Miko, and Chibi Leelee Milo!
(Short pause, as they enter through a portal.)
Jade: (suspiciously) Saihitei no Miko? Does this mean I have competition?
Hotohori: Ah, another one of my supporters… truly, I'm so beautiful, it's scary… (Takes out mirror and looks at himself)
Sanomi: Hoto-chaaaaan! (Positively bounces and glomps Hotohori)
(Jade starts to get rather angry, and rushes to pull Sanomi off Hotohori. A small fight breaks out.)
Jade: If you would excuse me, Hotohori-sama is mine!
Sanomi: *cough* For your information, he's mine! I'm the Saihitei no Miko!
Jade: You don't love him as much as I do!
Sanomi: You can't appreciate him as much as I do!
(Swift evil look passes between them.)
Sanomi: Let's settle this outside.
Jade: Sure, whatever.
(Both grab their weapons, which we will assume are swords, because of their favoured bishounen, and walk out with dignity to another empty dimension to fight.)
(All this while, Chibi Leelee Milo has been staring at Nuriko, with hearts in her eyes. Nuriko is getting just a little nervous…)
Chibi Leelee Milo: Nuri-chaaaaan…
Nuriko: Um, yes?
Chibi Leelee Milo: My sole mission in coming here is to glomp you! (Pounces on Nuriko and does just that)
Nuriko: So I have a fangirl now…
Chibi Leelee Milo: Of course, Nuri-chan… *happy fangirl sigh*
Nuriko: 'Tis not too bad, really…
Sansele: Okay, now we require a Mitsukake fangirl and a Chiriko fangirl!
Nuriko: What about Tama-chan?
Sansele: Oh, who cares about him, he's still grieving over the loss of money and the lack of Miaka…
Tamahome: (sadly) Miaka… Ryou-chan… Miaka… Ryou-chan… onegai, return to me…
Sansele: You see my point.
(Suddenly…)
Tasuki: Eh, heh… just let me hide here, please?
Nuriko: Where's your harem?
(Just then, Draconsis and Grace walk past.)
Draconsis: You know, I've found this really long…
Grace: Ah, you could stick it up his…
Tasuki: ~_~;
Nuriko: O_O
Chichiri: …
(Then, Sansele remembers something important.)
Sansele: Chichiri, I haven't jumped on you for quite some time.
Chichiri: Daaaaa…. Be kind, onegai? (Backs away as Sansele advances)
Sansele: Muahahahaha…
(Nicole and Sandra appear, and begin… um…)
Sansele: Assaulting Chichiri in ways you could only dream of.
(O_O)
Sansele: Just write that down, voice-in-the-blanks.
(~_~;;;)
Chichiri: Please stop, na no da… Oh… Ah…
Nuriko: How come Chichiri's not protesting…
Tasuki: What are those two freaks doing to Chichiri!
Sansele: They are not freaks, the sensations… are… VERY good… they're just… how do I say this nicely…
(Taking off Chichiri's shirt and rubbing him?)
Sansele: Yeah…
Nuriko & Tasuki: O_O
Tasuki: Okay, I'm $@*#% running. Somewhere. Anywhere. Where there are no evil %@*^# fangirls…
Nuriko: Oh no, you're not… (Reaches out and grabs him)
(All this time, Chibi Leelee Milo is happily glomping Nuriko. Without any intention of letting go.)
Tamahome: Miaka... Ryou-chan…
Tasuki: You know, he values his money more than Miaka. Let's go tease him.
(Just then…)
Draconsis: TASUKI KOI-CHAAAAAAN~!
Grace: We were looking all over for you…
Draconsis: Now we can look all over you.
(Evil laughter commences…)
Tasuki: ~_~;;;
Sansele: Eh, wait; I have a deal for you guys.
(Long, five-second discussion takes place.)
Draconsis & Grace: Okay!
Sansele: Yay! Time to torture Tama!
Tasuki: How come they agreed? (Suspicious look) What did you *$@^$% agree to?
Sansele: That's for me to know and for you to find out.
Tasuki: %@&^#…
Nuriko: Chibi Leelee Milo, do you mind getting off me for a while?
Chibi Leelee Milo: Why?
Nuriko: The temptation of destroying whatever remains of Tama-chan's mentality is too much to resist.
Chibi Leelee Milo: Cool! Let me join you… (Pleading look)
Nuriko: Okay.
(So the four fangirls and two seishi [Chichiri didn't want to join in] set off to make Tamahome's life a misery.)
Nuriko: Oh Tama-chaaaan!
Tamahome: *sniff, sniff* Leave me alone… *sniff, sniff*
Grace: (looks innocent) Don't you want your ryou back? (Holds up coin)
Tamahome: Ryou-chaaaan… *reaches forth to take it*
Grace: Or maybe not… (Puts coin away)
Tamahome: Sniffle…
Tasuki: Oy, Tamahome, here's a &@^%#% ryou…
Tamahome: Thanks…
Tasuki: I think I'll keep it.
Fangirls and seishi: *Snigger
Tamahome: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(After five minutes…)
Sansele: Ryou.
Nuriko: RYOU.
Chibi Leelee Milo: RYOU!!!
Tamahome: (breaks down and cries)
(And the evil fangirls and seishi high-five and bandit-dance. How lovely.)
Sansele: Isn't it? ^_^
(~_~;)
Sansele: Don't be so disapproving.
(Whatever. Just then, the warring Hotohori fangirls come back.)
Draconsis: So what's the outcome?
Saihitei no Miko: We've reached a compromise. (Death glare to Jade)
Grace: Really? What's that?
Jade: We share Hotohori-sama. (Death glare to Saihitei no Miko)
Chichiri: Something tells me that it's not going to work, no da…
(However, due to not having been with Hotohori… okay, fine, Hotohori-sama/Hoto-chan…)
Jade & Saihitei no Miko: ^_^
(*Sigh* Well, as I was saying, as they had not been with him for some time, they rushed off to have tea with him.)
Jade: Hotohori-sama?
Hotohori: Yes?
Saihitei no Miko: Let's go have tea, Hoto-chan.
Hotohori: All right.
(And so they set off to the nearest table.)
Nuriko: Let's go have some too. Different table unfortunately, since the Hotohori fangirls might kill us.
Sansele: Okay.
Tasuki: I don't want no %$@*# tea.
Sansele: Who said that you were having any?
(Just then, Tasuki realises that Draconsis and Grace are holding him tightly. VERY tightly.)
Tasuki: @*%#&^???!!!
Chichiri: I think they made an agreement to haul you off to another dimension, na no da.
Tasuki: WHAT?!
Grace: A nice, empty dimension.
Draconsis: Where you won't be able to escape from us.
Tasuki: What the %#*%#! Nuriko, save me!!!
(Nuriko turns and devotes his attention to Chibi Leelee Milo.)
Tasuki: Chichiri, please! Sansele, don't let them do *&#@$% this to me! Please!
(However, Grace and Draconsis have already opened the portal. And so Tasuki is dragged off, screaming and kicking, as Chichiri and Sansele smile and wave.)
Sansele: Have a good time!
Chichiri: Come back soon, na no da!
(And so we leave the scene of mass destruction and chaos, to bring you this message from Draconsis.)
Draconsis: What happens in the dimension with Tasuki, Grace & me, is up to your hentai and perverted imaginations. Enjoy.
Tasuki: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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A/n: Looks like I've finished another chapter of 'Teatime'. It's a bit odd, but Tasuki seems to shriek at the end of every chapter. Weird.
Saihitei no Miko, Chibi Leelee Milo, I hope you're happy with how I portrayed you. I'm a little apprehensive, because I really haven't had much experience in fangirl-insertion. ^_~
However, we still haven't finished with Amiboshi and Zel. So there will be a last chapter… just to round it all off. ^_^