Thank you, thank you, and thank you for all the reviews! In response to
some, I had it all spaced out, but it changed when I uploaded. I'll try to
fix it. And now for Chapter 2! Well, I'm glad someone's enjoying my
dysfunctional school!
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The fellowship had been on the road for nine days now and they still hadn't found Aragorn. And to make things even better, it had started to rain. Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippen refused to come out of a nearby cave for fear that their hair might frizz. (Plus the mud! O_O) Since there was obviously no moving the hobbits, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir, and Gandalf were hanging around doing various things until the rain stopped.
"Really, Boromir, I was joking. there are no goldfish tracks!" said Legolas, exasperated.
"But. but. you said that. goldfish. and my pocket. and. um. I'M SO CONFUSED!" said poor pitiful Boromir.
"Goldfish tracks!? Where!?!" said Gimli, interested.
Legolas couldn't take it and just walked away shaking his head in disgust.
"Legolas, like, where are you going?" yelled Frodo. "You're nice black make up might, like, run if you, like, get in the rain!"
Legolas made a not so nice hand gesture and continued walking. Sam was quite offended, though, and yelled, "Yeah? Well, I, like, HOPE, your make up runs!"
"Like, yeah!" yelled Pippen.
"And those black clothes. like, SO last age!" called Merry.
Gandalf watched as Legolas stalked off, muttering incoherently. However, since he was smoking his crack pipe weed, he couldn't tell it was Legolas. He though it was a very large squirrel that just happened to be muttering.
"Yo! Wassup with this s**t?" thought Gandalf. Then he started talking to a nearby tree, thinking it was one of his "homies". We'll leave it at that.
Legolas meanwhile was wandering the woods aimlessly, and for the record, his make up was running. He was pondering why he was trying to save Middle Earth, when he came across a few orcs. And they had Aragorn.
"Hey, dude! I got lost and then they came and. I think I'm in trouble," ventured Aragorn.
"Really," Legolas said, obviously with his new found sarcasm.
"Uh, yeah."
"Thank you Captain Obvious."
Now, things could have turned very ugly with the orcs, but let's not forget about Legolas. In addition to his black(ish) clothes, many spiked necklaces and bracelets, spiked hair, and usual bow and arrows, he also had his make up smeared make up all over his face. The orcs were so scared they ran away on the spot. The two stood there a second trying to figure out what just happened and then left to go back to the rest of the fellowship.
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The rest will have to be Chapter 3. I have GOT to go do my Spanish homework. (GAGGING) Please R&R!! (
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The fellowship had been on the road for nine days now and they still hadn't found Aragorn. And to make things even better, it had started to rain. Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippen refused to come out of a nearby cave for fear that their hair might frizz. (Plus the mud! O_O) Since there was obviously no moving the hobbits, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir, and Gandalf were hanging around doing various things until the rain stopped.
"Really, Boromir, I was joking. there are no goldfish tracks!" said Legolas, exasperated.
"But. but. you said that. goldfish. and my pocket. and. um. I'M SO CONFUSED!" said poor pitiful Boromir.
"Goldfish tracks!? Where!?!" said Gimli, interested.
Legolas couldn't take it and just walked away shaking his head in disgust.
"Legolas, like, where are you going?" yelled Frodo. "You're nice black make up might, like, run if you, like, get in the rain!"
Legolas made a not so nice hand gesture and continued walking. Sam was quite offended, though, and yelled, "Yeah? Well, I, like, HOPE, your make up runs!"
"Like, yeah!" yelled Pippen.
"And those black clothes. like, SO last age!" called Merry.
Gandalf watched as Legolas stalked off, muttering incoherently. However, since he was smoking his crack pipe weed, he couldn't tell it was Legolas. He though it was a very large squirrel that just happened to be muttering.
"Yo! Wassup with this s**t?" thought Gandalf. Then he started talking to a nearby tree, thinking it was one of his "homies". We'll leave it at that.
Legolas meanwhile was wandering the woods aimlessly, and for the record, his make up was running. He was pondering why he was trying to save Middle Earth, when he came across a few orcs. And they had Aragorn.
"Hey, dude! I got lost and then they came and. I think I'm in trouble," ventured Aragorn.
"Really," Legolas said, obviously with his new found sarcasm.
"Uh, yeah."
"Thank you Captain Obvious."
Now, things could have turned very ugly with the orcs, but let's not forget about Legolas. In addition to his black(ish) clothes, many spiked necklaces and bracelets, spiked hair, and usual bow and arrows, he also had his make up smeared make up all over his face. The orcs were so scared they ran away on the spot. The two stood there a second trying to figure out what just happened and then left to go back to the rest of the fellowship.
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The rest will have to be Chapter 3. I have GOT to go do my Spanish homework. (GAGGING) Please R&R!! (