Wow! 20 reviews! I thought I'd get like 2 at the most! Thank you everyone!
Here's Chapter 4!
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As Boromir had guessed, the fellowship reached Caradhras by nightfall. Of course, things just couldn't work out. Frodo had seen a mouse in their little camp, and instantly started screaming and jumping up and down. While he was jumping around and attempting to climb on top of Aragorn, he lost the Ring. This would seem like a terrible incident, but your forgetting whom we're talking about. Aragorn still didn't know why they were going on the journey, and didn't know why the Ring was so important, despite Legolas explaining it to him.
"If we don't destroy it all of Middle Earth will fall into peril, and everyone and thing will be lost. You will never be able to regain the throne of Gondor, and marry Arwen, and you will die known as the Isildur's idiot heir who also screwed up, " he had said.
Aragorn stared at him blankly.
Legolas sighed. "Your gonna DIE if we don't," he said slowly and clearly.
"Ooooohhhhh!" said Aragorn. "Why didn't you say so!? Wait, I get to be king!? COOL!"
But, that conversation had already been forgotten. Gandalf on the other hand was intelligent enough to know what the problem was, but as I said before, he was high at the Council of Elrond. So, once again, it was up to Legolas to explain it.
" Yo, why'd I come along? Dis sh*t is f*****g scary!" Gandalf said.
"You, volunteered, you crack head!" said Legolas, clearly losing what little patience he had.
"Yo, come say dat to my face, dawg!" yelled Gandalf, mad that he'd been "dissed".
Legolas just walked away.
"YEAH! That's what I thought!" yelled Gandalf after him triumphantly.
Boromir had a theory that the woodland goldfish had seen Frodo drop the Ring and had stolen it while the fellowship wasn't looking. While Boromir did know the seriousness of the Ring being lost, he was going about finding it all wrong.
Gimli wasn't smart enough to really know what was going on, so he just followed Boromir around. He also REALLY wanted to see the woodland goldfish.
Frodo was mainly distraught because he knew that if he didn't find the Ring, not only would all of Middle Earth be lost, he would never receive the popularity he was sure he'd get after he destroyed it.
"I, like, just have to find it!" he said. "Everyone will, like, totally HATE me if I cause them all, like, death!"
"It's, like, okay," said Sam. "We'll like find it. And if I, like, die because of you, I won't be mad!"
"Yeah, me, like, either," agreed Pippen.
"Like, yeah," said Merry.
Then they all had a group hug like all cheerleaders feel the need to do at ANY moment, be it bad or good.
Just then Aragorn found the Ring. While Frodo was climbing him, trying to avoid the mouse, he had dropped the Ring down Aragorn's cloak.
"Dude! Does this mean I get to be the king now?" he asked Legolas.
"Not quite yet," he said. "Thank Valinor," he muttered under his breath.
He tried to decide whether or not they should destroy the ring because of the whole king issue, but he decided that would have to wait. For now at least, they needed to go to sleep if they were to start climbing Caradhras tomorrow.
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I don't think that one was very funny, but I hope you enjoyed it. (I was just REALLY bored!) Please R&R!
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As Boromir had guessed, the fellowship reached Caradhras by nightfall. Of course, things just couldn't work out. Frodo had seen a mouse in their little camp, and instantly started screaming and jumping up and down. While he was jumping around and attempting to climb on top of Aragorn, he lost the Ring. This would seem like a terrible incident, but your forgetting whom we're talking about. Aragorn still didn't know why they were going on the journey, and didn't know why the Ring was so important, despite Legolas explaining it to him.
"If we don't destroy it all of Middle Earth will fall into peril, and everyone and thing will be lost. You will never be able to regain the throne of Gondor, and marry Arwen, and you will die known as the Isildur's idiot heir who also screwed up, " he had said.
Aragorn stared at him blankly.
Legolas sighed. "Your gonna DIE if we don't," he said slowly and clearly.
"Ooooohhhhh!" said Aragorn. "Why didn't you say so!? Wait, I get to be king!? COOL!"
But, that conversation had already been forgotten. Gandalf on the other hand was intelligent enough to know what the problem was, but as I said before, he was high at the Council of Elrond. So, once again, it was up to Legolas to explain it.
" Yo, why'd I come along? Dis sh*t is f*****g scary!" Gandalf said.
"You, volunteered, you crack head!" said Legolas, clearly losing what little patience he had.
"Yo, come say dat to my face, dawg!" yelled Gandalf, mad that he'd been "dissed".
Legolas just walked away.
"YEAH! That's what I thought!" yelled Gandalf after him triumphantly.
Boromir had a theory that the woodland goldfish had seen Frodo drop the Ring and had stolen it while the fellowship wasn't looking. While Boromir did know the seriousness of the Ring being lost, he was going about finding it all wrong.
Gimli wasn't smart enough to really know what was going on, so he just followed Boromir around. He also REALLY wanted to see the woodland goldfish.
Frodo was mainly distraught because he knew that if he didn't find the Ring, not only would all of Middle Earth be lost, he would never receive the popularity he was sure he'd get after he destroyed it.
"I, like, just have to find it!" he said. "Everyone will, like, totally HATE me if I cause them all, like, death!"
"It's, like, okay," said Sam. "We'll like find it. And if I, like, die because of you, I won't be mad!"
"Yeah, me, like, either," agreed Pippen.
"Like, yeah," said Merry.
Then they all had a group hug like all cheerleaders feel the need to do at ANY moment, be it bad or good.
Just then Aragorn found the Ring. While Frodo was climbing him, trying to avoid the mouse, he had dropped the Ring down Aragorn's cloak.
"Dude! Does this mean I get to be the king now?" he asked Legolas.
"Not quite yet," he said. "Thank Valinor," he muttered under his breath.
He tried to decide whether or not they should destroy the ring because of the whole king issue, but he decided that would have to wait. For now at least, they needed to go to sleep if they were to start climbing Caradhras tomorrow.
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I don't think that one was very funny, but I hope you enjoyed it. (I was just REALLY bored!) Please R&R!