Thanks so much for the reviews and I'm so sorry it's been so long! I've had
homework and student council and the homecoming dance and I can't do all
that plus fan fiction! I should be doing advanced English homework right
now, but I think the pronouns can wait. Anywho, I said I was going to add
the slutty girls clique w/ Arwen, Galadriel, etc, but they aren't going to
come in until Chapter 6 possibly. That's about it! Enjoy this chapter!
Disclaimer: I don't own it now, or in Chapter 4 either, seeing as how I
forgot the disclaimer last time
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It was about 3:30 and the fellowship was standing at the base of Caradhras, They had started out early, but this was their third attempt at climbing the monstrous mountain. And now it's time for one of those flashbacks that Peter Jackson moves so much.
~*~*~*~ FlAsHbAcK ~*~*~*~
It was early morning and the sun was just barely starting to come up. It was very cold as the fellowship started climbing the towering mountain before them. Surprisingly, there hadn't been much incident yet that morning. (Aside from the hobbits having a fight about something or other, but we all know that cheerleaders get into these little fights and by noon they are usually friends again. Legolas was actually quite relieved that since they weren't talking to each other, they weren't cheering together either.) Anyway, they were about a fourth of the way up when the first problem occurred,
Gandalf dropped his crack pipe and without thinking about it-he was high-he lunged to catch it. He missed and was sent rolling down the mountain after it. As a result, the rest of the fellowship went rolling/falling/sliding down Caradhras after him. Gandalf's screams could be heard miles around.
"OH SH*T! OW! OH SH*T! OH F*****G SH*T! OW!" he screamed. Legolas wasn't exactly enjoying himself either.
"WHY.OW! THE HELL.OW! DID YOU.OW! HAVE TO.OW! JUMP LIKE. OW! THAT?!" he yelled while trying to dodge rocks.
"SHUT THE HELL UP, YO! I DIDN'T.OW! F*****G DO IT ON.OW! PURPOSE!"
And so they kept rolling until they hit the bottom and then tended to their cuts and bruises.
~*~*~*~ EnD FlAsHbAcK~*~*~*~
That was their first mishap. But it got worse as you will see in this second flashback.
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By the time they had tended their cuts and bruises and they were ready to start again it was nearly 10:00. Legolas confiscated Gandalf's crack pipe, which they had found at the bottom of the mountain. Gandalf was not happy about it, but Legolas threatened to tell the others about his fear of bunny rabbits if he didn't give it up. (Legolas found Gandalf up in a tree trembling at the sight of two bunnies on the ground one day.) So they started again. This time it was the hobbits' turn to screw it up.
"You, like, are a, like, huge, loser!" Frodo yelled back to Merry, who was near the end of the line.
"Like, what has he, like, ever done, like, to you?" yelled Pippen.
"Stay, like, out of it!" called Sam.
"Why, like, don't you?" said Frodo to Sam.
"Like, you're the, like, biggest loser of all, like, Sam!" yelled Merry . "Like, leave Sam alone, like you big, like, loser!" Pippen said.
"You're, like, all big losers!" said Frodo.
Pippen was very angry at this point and launched a huge snowball at Frodo. Frodo thought it was Merry and threw one at him. Merry thought it was Sam, so he threw one at him, but missed and hit Boromir. Boromir thought it was Sam, and Sam thought it was Gimli and threw one at him. Gimli threw it so hard that Sam fell down and started rolling down the mountain. Sam rolled into Gandalf who then fell down as well. The two of them rolled all the way down to the bottom again, and Gandalf could be heard from miles away again.
"DAMN YOU, SAMWISE GAMGEE! OW! YO! DIS IS ALL YO FAULT! OW! SH*T!" HE YELLED.
"IT, LIKE, OW! WASN'T ME WHO, LIKE, OW! STARTED IT! I, LIKE, THINK, IT WAS LIKE, PIPPEN!"
"DAT FOOL OF A F*****G TOOK! OW!"
Once they got to the bottom, they waited for the rest of the fellowship to come down and get them. When the got down there Gandalf chased Pippen around for a while ("YOU FOOL OF A F*****G TOOK!) And the hobbits apologized because they felt bad about Sam.
~*~*~*~ EnD FlAsHbAcK~*~*~*~
"How about we take the Mines of Moria instead?" asked Legolas.
The rest of the fellowship was all for that, seeing as how the mountain just wasn't working. Boromir was upset that his one brilliant plan didn't work, but he was bruised enough that he really didn't care that much. And so they headed off to Moria as the hobbits started cheering again, and Legolas was ready to push them off a cliff again.
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WOO HOO!! DONE! Hope you enjoyed it, and next time, we'll follow the fellowship into Moria! Please R&R as always!
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It was about 3:30 and the fellowship was standing at the base of Caradhras, They had started out early, but this was their third attempt at climbing the monstrous mountain. And now it's time for one of those flashbacks that Peter Jackson moves so much.
~*~*~*~ FlAsHbAcK ~*~*~*~
It was early morning and the sun was just barely starting to come up. It was very cold as the fellowship started climbing the towering mountain before them. Surprisingly, there hadn't been much incident yet that morning. (Aside from the hobbits having a fight about something or other, but we all know that cheerleaders get into these little fights and by noon they are usually friends again. Legolas was actually quite relieved that since they weren't talking to each other, they weren't cheering together either.) Anyway, they were about a fourth of the way up when the first problem occurred,
Gandalf dropped his crack pipe and without thinking about it-he was high-he lunged to catch it. He missed and was sent rolling down the mountain after it. As a result, the rest of the fellowship went rolling/falling/sliding down Caradhras after him. Gandalf's screams could be heard miles around.
"OH SH*T! OW! OH SH*T! OH F*****G SH*T! OW!" he screamed. Legolas wasn't exactly enjoying himself either.
"WHY.OW! THE HELL.OW! DID YOU.OW! HAVE TO.OW! JUMP LIKE. OW! THAT?!" he yelled while trying to dodge rocks.
"SHUT THE HELL UP, YO! I DIDN'T.OW! F*****G DO IT ON.OW! PURPOSE!"
And so they kept rolling until they hit the bottom and then tended to their cuts and bruises.
~*~*~*~ EnD FlAsHbAcK~*~*~*~
That was their first mishap. But it got worse as you will see in this second flashback.
~*~*~*~FlAsHbAcK~*~*~*~
By the time they had tended their cuts and bruises and they were ready to start again it was nearly 10:00. Legolas confiscated Gandalf's crack pipe, which they had found at the bottom of the mountain. Gandalf was not happy about it, but Legolas threatened to tell the others about his fear of bunny rabbits if he didn't give it up. (Legolas found Gandalf up in a tree trembling at the sight of two bunnies on the ground one day.) So they started again. This time it was the hobbits' turn to screw it up.
"You, like, are a, like, huge, loser!" Frodo yelled back to Merry, who was near the end of the line.
"Like, what has he, like, ever done, like, to you?" yelled Pippen.
"Stay, like, out of it!" called Sam.
"Why, like, don't you?" said Frodo to Sam.
"Like, you're the, like, biggest loser of all, like, Sam!" yelled Merry . "Like, leave Sam alone, like you big, like, loser!" Pippen said.
"You're, like, all big losers!" said Frodo.
Pippen was very angry at this point and launched a huge snowball at Frodo. Frodo thought it was Merry and threw one at him. Merry thought it was Sam, so he threw one at him, but missed and hit Boromir. Boromir thought it was Sam, and Sam thought it was Gimli and threw one at him. Gimli threw it so hard that Sam fell down and started rolling down the mountain. Sam rolled into Gandalf who then fell down as well. The two of them rolled all the way down to the bottom again, and Gandalf could be heard from miles away again.
"DAMN YOU, SAMWISE GAMGEE! OW! YO! DIS IS ALL YO FAULT! OW! SH*T!" HE YELLED.
"IT, LIKE, OW! WASN'T ME WHO, LIKE, OW! STARTED IT! I, LIKE, THINK, IT WAS LIKE, PIPPEN!"
"DAT FOOL OF A F*****G TOOK! OW!"
Once they got to the bottom, they waited for the rest of the fellowship to come down and get them. When the got down there Gandalf chased Pippen around for a while ("YOU FOOL OF A F*****G TOOK!) And the hobbits apologized because they felt bad about Sam.
~*~*~*~ EnD FlAsHbAcK~*~*~*~
"How about we take the Mines of Moria instead?" asked Legolas.
The rest of the fellowship was all for that, seeing as how the mountain just wasn't working. Boromir was upset that his one brilliant plan didn't work, but he was bruised enough that he really didn't care that much. And so they headed off to Moria as the hobbits started cheering again, and Legolas was ready to push them off a cliff again.
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WOO HOO!! DONE! Hope you enjoyed it, and next time, we'll follow the fellowship into Moria! Please R&R as always!