YAY!! I made a serious writer laugh! (Yes, I know it lacks a plot.that's
why I'm writing as Bored-N-Ohio!) Thanks to everyone for reviewing, and I
guess this leaves me no choice but to write Chapter 6!
Disclaimer: I'm so, so sorry to Mr. Tolkien who owns this
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The fellowship wandered around for a few days before they finally arrived at the entrance to Moria. Unfortunately, Gandalf was the only one who knew the password. Therefore, he demanded Legolas give back his crack pipe or he wouldn't say the password. Things would have worked out fine, except for the fact that as soon as Gandalf got his pipe back, he started smoking it again before anyone could stop him. This meant that their only hope of getting in the mines was currently saying random words at an attempt at the password..
"Cow! Nah, dat ain't it. Fuzz! Nah, dat ain't it either! Banana?" he rattled off.
"Like, this is SO, like, pointless," said Frodo. "What's he, like, gonna say next? Melon?"
And with that the doors opened. (And that's how it REALLY happened!)
When they had first arrived, the hobbits had been doing their usual cheering. This disturbed a creature in the lake, river, canal, um, thing. (What was it again? Oh, well.) Anywho, the thing grabbed Frodo as he was entering the mines.
"AHHHHHH! EEEWWWWW! IT'S SLIMY!!" he screeched.
Aragorn, Legolas, and Boromir ran to rescue him, while Merry, Sam, and Pippen cheered for them. The creature couldn't take the cheering, and dropped Frodo to go hind in the nice QUIET lake, river, canal, thing. And that was that.
Once inside the mines, Gandalf warned the others that there are fouler things than orcs in the deep places of the world. (They all figured it was the crack talking.)
"Like, oh, say. BUNNY RABBITS!?" Legolas asked him.
"AHHH! WHERE?!" he yelled, jumping into Aragorn's arms.
"Hehehe."
Three hours later the fellowship was lost, and Frodo had noticed something following them.
"Dat's Gollum, yo!" Gandalf answered when Frodo screeched that there was something down there.
"No! The really nasty looking one!" said Frodo.
"Oh! Dat's Arwen!" Gandalf said.
"AAAAAHHHHHH! I have to marry that skanky ho!?" Aragorn yelled, quite startled.
And with that, they lost Aragorn AGAIN! He may be a dumb football player, but he wasn't THAT stupid!
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You wouldn't believe how long it took me to write that! Sorry, I've been really busy! I hope you enjoyed it, despite the very corny jokes. I really intended to write more, but I decided to post this while I wrote the next part. So please review, and stay tuned for more fun in Moria! Hasta la bye- bye!
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The fellowship wandered around for a few days before they finally arrived at the entrance to Moria. Unfortunately, Gandalf was the only one who knew the password. Therefore, he demanded Legolas give back his crack pipe or he wouldn't say the password. Things would have worked out fine, except for the fact that as soon as Gandalf got his pipe back, he started smoking it again before anyone could stop him. This meant that their only hope of getting in the mines was currently saying random words at an attempt at the password..
"Cow! Nah, dat ain't it. Fuzz! Nah, dat ain't it either! Banana?" he rattled off.
"Like, this is SO, like, pointless," said Frodo. "What's he, like, gonna say next? Melon?"
And with that the doors opened. (And that's how it REALLY happened!)
When they had first arrived, the hobbits had been doing their usual cheering. This disturbed a creature in the lake, river, canal, um, thing. (What was it again? Oh, well.) Anywho, the thing grabbed Frodo as he was entering the mines.
"AHHHHHH! EEEWWWWW! IT'S SLIMY!!" he screeched.
Aragorn, Legolas, and Boromir ran to rescue him, while Merry, Sam, and Pippen cheered for them. The creature couldn't take the cheering, and dropped Frodo to go hind in the nice QUIET lake, river, canal, thing. And that was that.
Once inside the mines, Gandalf warned the others that there are fouler things than orcs in the deep places of the world. (They all figured it was the crack talking.)
"Like, oh, say. BUNNY RABBITS!?" Legolas asked him.
"AHHH! WHERE?!" he yelled, jumping into Aragorn's arms.
"Hehehe."
Three hours later the fellowship was lost, and Frodo had noticed something following them.
"Dat's Gollum, yo!" Gandalf answered when Frodo screeched that there was something down there.
"No! The really nasty looking one!" said Frodo.
"Oh! Dat's Arwen!" Gandalf said.
"AAAAAHHHHHH! I have to marry that skanky ho!?" Aragorn yelled, quite startled.
And with that, they lost Aragorn AGAIN! He may be a dumb football player, but he wasn't THAT stupid!
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You wouldn't believe how long it took me to write that! Sorry, I've been really busy! I hope you enjoyed it, despite the very corny jokes. I really intended to write more, but I decided to post this while I wrote the next part. So please review, and stay tuned for more fun in Moria! Hasta la bye- bye!