(This is my first fic, so please be nice. And I don't own these characters SQUARESOFT does!)



(In the land of FFVII)


YUFFIE: I'M SO BORED
CAIT: YOU'RE BORED! AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A TOY CAT
BARRET: SHUT THE F### UP, YOU S### HEADS!
*The group was walking along the beach, when all of a sudden Tifa trips*
TIFA: OUCHHHHHH!
CLOUD: ARE YOU O.K?
TIFA: I'M FINE
RED: WHAT DID YOU TRIP OVER?
TIFA: SOME BIG ROCK!
ARIES: IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A ROCK
TIFA: ARE YOU SAYING I'M A LIAR?
ARIES:NO, NOT AT ALL
TIFA: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
*Tifa and aries get into a big cat fight* *Vincent draws his gun and fires into the air*
TIFA & ARIES: SORRY EVERYBODY
SEPHIROTH: ARIES IS RIGHT, IT'S NOT A ROCK
*Aries sticks out her tongue at Tifa, and Tifa yanks on it*
ARIES: OUCH!
CID: ENOUGH YOU LITTLE #%$&@%^&*#$%%^&^^^%#!@^*
CLOUD: WELL WHAT IS IT THEN SEPHIROTH?
SEPHIROTH: IT'S MATERIA
YUFFIE: MATERIAAAAAAAAAAA! YEE-HAW!!!!!!
*Yuffie runs over and throws Sephiroth out of the way*
YUFFIE: YEE-HAW! MATERIA! MINE, MINE, MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Yuffie hugs the materia and starts to roll around the beach laughing*
YUFFIE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
SEPHIROTH: I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS BEATEN BY THAT YAHOO!
* No offence Yuffie lovers*
YUFFIE: I LOVE MATERIA, I LOVE MATERIA!!!!!!!!!!
BARRET: SHUT THE F%&^ UP!!!!!!!!!!!
YUFFIE: SORRY
*The materia started to glow*
YUFFIE: WHAT'S HAPPENING!!!!!
RED: SOMEBODY SAID THE "MAGIC" WORD!
TIFA: BARRET!!!!!!!!!!!!
BARRET: WHAT!?! ALL I SAID WAS " SHUT THE F%&^ UP!!!!!!!!!!!"
*There was a white flash and the group vanished*
(well that's the first chapter, but there will be more and it might not fit the description yet but it will soon...... I promise!*