*TIFA'S SEVENTH HEAVEN*
Tifa: What can i get for you today Rude?
Rude: ......
Reno: he says he wants an orange juice
Rude: (waving his arms about) ........!!!
Tifa: ???
Reno: and some nachos
Rude: (banging his fists on the table) .........!!!!!!!
Reno: Sorry man, and those peanuts.
Tifa: Ok, that'll be 50gil
Reno: What the @&%$
Tifa: Sorry but you get charged extra cos ur turks
Reno: %$%@ bitch
*Cloud comes barging in*
Cloud: Tifa! Where the hell is that bitch?!?
Tifa: probably in ancient forest or try the church
Cloud: What? No im talking bout Yuffie she stole my materia again.
Tifa: oh shes at her house
Cloud: thanks, (looks at T.V) ooh, hey its that subway ad, hehehehe, Jared....
Rude: (runs over to cloud and kisses him) thank u thank u thank u
Reno: damn you Strife
Tifa: Jared?
Reno: yeah we WERE playing personal jinx and thats Rudes name for the day.
Rude: Lemme tell them yours!
Reno: no not today rude they don't wanna know
Marlene: I do
Cloud: Marlene, wanna go for a ride?
Marlene: if its with you, hell yes.
*IN WUTAI, YUFFIES HOUSE*
Matt: nice uh, gems
Yuffie: thyere not gems, theyre materia
*Cloud and Marlene burst in*
Marlene: hand over the materia, bitch
Yuffie: ok, but first could you just leave us alone for a bit, i have to tell matt the importance and beauty of materia
Cloud: ok, hey, i hear music...
Yuffie: yeah, Vincents at the bar again...
*AT TURTLES PARADISE*
Vincent: I, love youu, I, Neeed youuu, Nanaki iiiiiii, love youu
Nanaki: I do!!!
*cloud and marlene burst in*
Cloud: I'm here about your kareoke machine
Bartender: its not mine i swear!
Vincent: I swear, by the moon and the sun and the ...
Cloud: Shuttup!!
Bartender: they brought it in themselves
Marlene: we understand
Cloud: we'll take them away
Marlene: carry on
* they drag nanaki and vincent out*
Yuffie: ok here the materia
Cloud: lets go!!
Matt: what?
*ON THE HIGHWIND*
Marlene: where are we going?
Cloud: to rocket town
Yuffie: I dont wanna see Cid now
Cloud: yeah you do
*ROCKET TOWN*
Cid: Julia! Wheres my Tea?!?
Julia: Xiayu's got it
Cid: but shes here!!
Anna: I got it here darling
Cid: just call me rocket man
Nina: when can we go home?
Cid: When the boys come to get you
*theres a knock at the door*
Cid: @$#% whos that, no-one knocks anymore?!?
*Cloud, Marlene, Yuffie and Matt burst in*
Marlene: wassup
Cid: whatya think?
Cloud: please Cid, there are kids around
Cid: sorry, want some tea?
Matt: sure
Cid: Julia! get some goddamn tea!!!
Cloud: what happened to Shera?
Xiayu: shhh
Cid: .....i dont wanna talk about it...
Yuffie: She ran off with Tseng
Cloud: oh..., anyways, i came to say that the digidestined and the lake airoplane people are coming.
Anna: just call us Tekken people
Cloud: whatever
Cid: %$#@ theyre not taking my girls!!
Anna: dont worry cid, i wont leave you!
Cloud: lets go!!
Marlene: again? but wheres my goddamn tea?!?
Cloud: we'll stop by Mc Sephiroths on the way
*AT McSEPHIROTH'S*
Ordering Voice: what ya want
Cloud: ahh, we'll take the Big Meteor
Voice: heh heh heh, are you sure?
Cloud: Seph, is that you?
Voice: no, seph's not here at the moment
Cid: I'll have some goddamn tea!!!
Voice: ok, a meteor and some tea, you want fries with that
Matt: yes
Voice: drive through please
*they fly past the window*
Cid: $@#% Cloud you had it on full power, now i'll never get my tea!!
Cloud: don't worry we'll just reverse...
*they crash into the front window of Mc Seph's*
Voice: Dammit Cloud! Seph's gonna be soooo angry
Yuffie: like he was gonna make much money anway, its in Gongaga! You know what a dump this is
Voice: He's planning to open one in Costa Del Sol soon...
Matt: can i have my fries?
Voice: not now you can't
Matt: wanna smash?!?
Voice: no
Hwoarang: hey, can i have some new SephNuggets, they Highwind dirtied mine with the tomato stains on it.
Cid: @#$% i forgot to clean it.
Cloud: Hwoarang, how are you enjoying our world?
Hwoa: I'm not
Cloud: ok, so where are you staying?
Hwoa: at Gongaga
*Yuffie, Cid and Cloud start snickering*
Hwoa: what?
Cid: I'll let you stay with me if you want
Hwo: hell no, that would make me be near Anna
Marlene: Hoorang, you can look after me!
Hwoarang: and why would i want to do that
Marlene: cos im bored and my daddys not here
Yuffie: yeah hes out shopping with Sephiroth
Hwo: hmm, ill look after the little girl, how much?
Cloud: 10gil, plus you get a place to stay.
Hwo: but i want my own place!
Voice: excuse me but who's going to pay for the damage here
* everyone looks at each other then runs back to the highwind*
Vincent: YMCA!
Cloud: dammit, lets go! fast!
*AT SEVENTH HEAVEN*
Hwo: hey Tif
Tifa: hey, where did you get to?
Cloud: we found this one in Gongaga
Tifa: oh dear, you dont want to go there
Marlene: hes my babysitter while daddys not here
Tifa: cool, i guess we'll get to see more of each other then...
Hwo: not really i'm staying at Aeris's
Tifa: Dammit @#%# Aeris!!!
~NEXT DAY~AERIS' HOUSE~
Hwo: mornin Aeris, have a nice sleep
Aeris: you should know, you were next to me
Hwo: hehe, Tif's gonna be jelous of you!!
Aeris: she already is, dumbass
Elmyra: hello you two, hope you got some sleep last night
Aeris: not really, didnt you hear us?
*knock at the door*
Elmyra: ooh i wonder who that could be
Rufus: hello
Vincent: hello
Elmyra: why, hello Rufus, what brings you here?
Rufus: i need flowers
Aeris: I can help there!
Rufus: i know, thats why i came
Aeris: what kind of flowers you want?
Rufus: what do you think will suit the office?
Aeris: I dont know, maybe tulips? It'l only be 5gil for you since your my best customer
Rufus: ok, here we are, I'm sending cait over to spy on you soon.
Aeris: ok, thank you
*shuts the door*
Aeris: Vincent? how'd you get here?
*AT THE DIGIWORLD*
Joe: everyone ready?
Everyone: yes!
Joe: lets go!
* Ken's rock flies in the air*
Sora: I'm sure glad we remembered your name again Ken
Ken: so am i, but im more glad to visit these people in the final fantasy world
Yolei: trust me you wont be
*AT THE TEKKEN WORLD*
Jin: Heihachi! your plane ready yet?
King: Heihachi's not here
Jin: *sob* i know, its sad
Yoshimitsu: hell no it isnt, it means we can trash the place.
* they look around the Tekken camp*
Dr B: thas goo pa man, (does his weird laugh)
Yoshi: i hear ya brotha!
Jin: We better clean up before heihachi gets back!
King: %$#@ that lets just go
* the airoplane flies up*
*AT NIBELHEIM*
Tifa: Cloud, do you love me?
Cloud: no
Tifa: thought so
Nanaki: i do
Tifa: where did you come from?
Nanaki: Cosmo Canyon, but i came here because Bugenhagen was away on holiday
Cloud: really? where he go this time?
Nanaki: gold saucer, he went with a friend
Cloud: thats nice, lets go to Junon today, them people are suposed to be coming.
*AT JUNON*
Cloud: you people stay here, shop, whatever, heres my credit card.
Tifa, Yuffie, Aeris, Vincent, Nanaki: WOOHOO!! shopping spree!
Hwo: come on Cid, lets go to the bar
Matt: Me too!
Cid: hmm, ok but wear this(gets shinra uniform out)
Matt: i wanna wear what hes wearing! (points to Rude)
Vincent: here, i have one(passes turk uniform)
Matt: poo man, this smells like old man, you wanna smash?
Vincent: no
Aeris: lets go shopping!!
Hwo: cya later Aeris *wink*
Tifa: grrrr
Cloud: look, theyre here already dammit! you go pick them up Aeris.
*they run over to the airport, Cloud goes to lower Junon*
*LOWER JUNON*
Fisherman: I'm sure glad theres fish here, i like fish!
Cloud: hi, you seen...
Fisherman: hey cloudy boy, thanks for saving my fish
Cloud: yeah, ok I'm going over here.
Fisherman: have fun!
*Cloud walks up the stairs*
Cloud: hey Priscilla
Priscilla: OMG Cloud you came
*they run into each others arms and kiss*
Priscilla: i missed you!
Cloud: I missed you too, but listen, i cant stay for long.
Priscilla: why not? Is it that bitch? is she following you?
Cloud: no i got friends coming
Priscilla: oh ok
*BACK AT THE AIRPORT*
Jin: i smell fish
Hwo: oh god its Kazama(runs over to bar)
Jin: wheres Xiayu and the rest
Cid: oops, theyre cleaning the highwind
Cloud: (panting) hi, ...people...just...got...back...
Tifa: we see that, im gonna go check out the compitition (goes over to bar)
Cid: on one of your mysterious trips to Lower Junon...
Cloud: ....no..
Cait: you smell like fish
Cloud: you smell like cheap perfume
Cid: %$#@ i smell like luuuurrrve
Cait: omg hes onto me!
*AT SHINRA BUILDING*
Reeve: I gotta get paid soon boss! Cloud can smell a cheapass
Rufus: be quiet im decorating
Tseng: you see Shera anywhere?
Shera: im here baby, wheres your green friend Hojo?
Tseng: with Seph, hoes the experimet going?
Shera: good, good, if i can just remember what it is...
*AT THE JUNON BAR*
~turk music~
Elena: whos that guy over there by himself?
Reno: its Hwoarang
Hwo: hey Tif', wassup
Rude: hey Tifa.....
Tseng: wheres Aeris?
Tifa: grrrrrrrrr (walks out)
Rude: ....this bar sucks (walks out)
Elena: lets go chocobo racing!
Tseng: maybe later, im to wasted
Elena: me too
Reno: me too
Hwo: me too
Cid: %$#@ Hwoarang lets go!
* IN THE HIGHWIND*
Sora: this things easy to drive, how did u crash it into Tai's house?
Aeris: ok, that was my FIRST day back alive!
Tai: you owe me a new house
Aeris: I'll buy you a new one in corel town
Tai: that sounds like a nice place! I'll take it!!
Aeris: hehehe
Vincent: we left Tifa behind!
Cloud: ok! first stop, corel town!
*COREL TOWN*
Tai: %^$#!!
Aeris: how bout that one
Tai: its a house?
*they look at a stick with a sheet over it*
Corel Salesman: its a bargain at only 1/2 a gil!!!
Aeris: how you gonna make money like that, ill give you 2gil cos im so nice
Corel salesman: SOLD! to the lady in pink
Tai: &^*#!!!
*ROCKET TOWN*
Cid: ok, whos getting off here? just me? good.
*WUTAI*
Yuffie: come on Matt, I love you new Shinra uniform!
Matt: this Turk ones better!
*MIDEEL*
Jin: ooh, pretty green water! I'll get off here!
*KALM*
Sora: this place is cute, come on Yolei, you too Joe and Mimi
*ANCIENT TEMPLE*
Izzy: ooo a hole! Looks like the place for me!
Cloud: everyone else to Midgar, I'm tired.
Ken: i'll just stay in my flying rock....
*Meanwhile, deep in the ancient forest, a little girl waits*
Jun: ....Matt?
*AERIS'S HOUSE*
Aeris: Hwoarangy, lets have a party
Hwo: why
Aeris: cos i love you
Hwo: .....!!!!*the most scardest look anyone could ever have*
Aeris: oh, im sorry, you love someone else dont you, is it Julia? or Jin? its ok, I love Jin too.
Hwo: DAMN HIM. He ALWAYS steals my ladies and THAT is the real reason i hate him.
Aeris: you hate him?
~DAY AFTER~CIDS HOUSE~
*Cloud and Vincent come in*
Cid: Shera!
Vincent: umm, Shera's ahh....gone
Cloud: dont worry hes still getting used to it
Cid: Get some goddamn $@#$% tea!!!!
Julia: I can see why she left
Anna: i thought she left because we came
Xiayu: I wanna go see Jin!!!
Nina: heres your tea Cid
Cid: thanks Shera, I love your tea *drinks tea*
Nina: come on girls lets get outa here!! *they run*
Cid: $%#@!!&**%#^#!!! WTF, THIS IS HERBAL SHIT
Cloud: lets go! *cloud and vincent run out*
Vincent: lets go in here *they go into Cids neighbours house*
Cids neigbour: My job is to make people all over the world laugh
Squall: ...whatever
Cloud: who are you?
Squall: ......*hides*
Cloud: this place sucks lets go!
*MIDGAR*
Tifa: welcome Cloud!
Jun: your not Matt
Cloud: go west, to Wutai
Jun: i love you
Tifa: bitch
Hwoarang: hey wassup
Jun: i love you too
Squall: .....whatever...
Jun: oooh! and you, your cute too
Squall: .....*hides*
Jun: oh well, im going to Wutai
*WUTAI*
Matt: wanna play the materia game again?
Yuffie: no im sick of that now
Matt: please, you can be the bad materia girl, we'll use the steel cage.
Yuffie: hmm, Ok!
*SEVENTH HEAVEN*
Cloud: give me a hard one
Tifa: Cloud!! not now.
Julia: he means a drink
Tifa: .....yes coming right up..
Cloud: hehehehe
~turk music~
Tifa: oh god
Reno: hello Tifa
Tifa: why are you here again
Reno: i want a drink
Tifa: oh! ok then sit down
*reno sits next to cloud*
Cloud: great thanks, how are you, still dragging Rude around i see
Rude: ......
reno: yeah he just follows me around. Sometimes i run really fast to get away from him but he just catches up
Rude: .......I can hear you
Reno: we know
Tifa: heres your drinks boys
Cloud: and hows Rufus and the boys?
Reno: oh theyre good, havin a party tommorow night
Cloud: cool, can i come?
Reno: hell yea we're expecting u to be there, and bring ur woman too
Cloud: who, Aeris?
Tifa: ...excuse me??
Cloud: yes? what?
Tifa: why do i bother
*Aeris walks in with Hwo*
Cloud: i'll be there and ill bring all the women i can.
Reno: sweet, ill bring the alcohol, you bring the women, well gtg, cya!
Aeris: Cloud!! I have something to tell you
* the drinks tifa is holding drops to ground and the glass smashes*
Old drunk man: dammit woman!
Aeris: .....ah, anyway, Cloud, come to Hwoarang and mines party tommorow night and bring alcohol, thanx. cya!
Cloud: ......ah.......*I'm in deep shit now*
*SHINRA BUILDING*
Rufus: sweet, so we have alcohol
Reno: yup
Rufus: and where is hojo, i dont want him showing up
Elena: he out shopping sir
Rufus: ah, i see, and clouds bringing the women?
Reno: yeah, i didnt know which one you meant so hes bringing all of them.
*Rude has a big smile on his face*
*SEVENTH HEAVEN*
Vincent: so cloud, what are you going to do?
Cloud: ....sorry. what? i wasnt listening, i was too busy looking at Tifa's breasts, man i wish i had her.
RedX: you do have her
Cloud: I do? Damn! Tifa get your damn fine ass here right now.
Tifa: .......huh?
RedX: well basicly the way i see it, hes got 2 choices
Vincent: well duh, go to Rufus' party or go to Aeris' party, whos better?
RedX: No, he can either get heaps of beer, or heaps of chicks. Which can he get easier?
*there is a long silence*
Vincent: well damn thats easy, guess we're going to Aeris's party
Red: true, look at all this alcohol here
Tifa: THATS MINE DONT TOUCH IT
Red: but, can we borrow it?
Tifa: no, we're going to the Shinra party and thats final!
Vincent: but cloud cant get no-one
Cloud: excuse me, its my decision, and who said you were invited to either of them, also i can so get chicks, i have Tifa.
Red: Cloud, if people invite u, they mean all of us.
Cloud: oh, guess ur coming to Gongaga to see the McSephs re-open then.
Vincent: uh....na its ok
Tifa: Cloud, i'm gonna help you get all the girls you can!
Cloud: wow, i never thought you would say that
Red: maybe shes trying to break up with you?
*AERIS'S HOUSE*
Aeris: Mother, prepare the house for 100 people
Elmyra: um, Aeris, 1....
Aeris: JUST DO IT!!!
Elmyra: oki doki
Hwo: geez aeris this house aint big enough for that much ppl, lets have a bbq outside.
Aeris: Oh! great idea! did i mention i love you honey?
Hwo: uhuh
Aeris: well, why dont you say it back?
Hwo: ....hey ah, cloud invited me over, cya!
*CLOUD'S VILLA*
*disco music is heard, Vincent, Red and Tifa are sitting at a table waiting and cheering as cloud comes out of his room...*
Tifa: WOOHOO
Red: you go tiger, reoow
Vincent: ......omg
Cloud: you think this g-string is too tight?
Tifa: hell no baby, that is fine
Cloud: oooo, really? *turns around and shakes his ass*
Tifa: *clapping* hercules, hercules
*Cait Sith walks in*
Cait: hey all i just ...WOAH!!!
*SHINRA BUILDING*
Reeve: omg Clouds stripping!!!
*Reeve gest run over by the mass of girls...and boys all coming to see*
Rufus: ooo, really that gives me and idea...
*CLOUDS VILLA*
Vincent: ah.... its not what it looks like
Cait: it looks like clouds putting on a strip show for you...AHH Ahhhhhhhh aaaaaaaah aaa aahh NOOOOO aaaaaah, hey watch it bitch, ahh i didnt mean it aaAAAH....oh sorry i didnt realise i still had the mic on *click*
Tifa: .....yes....ok..
Cloud: ok explain to him after hes stopped being raped. So, u think this is the one?
Tifa: hell yea cloud, u go get those girls!!!
*COSTA DEL SOL BEACH*
*costa del sol music plays*
Red: do do, do do do, do do... take it Vince
Vincent: lalalaaaa, la la laaaaa, do do do do do do do do doooo, la lalaaaa
Tifa: ok shutup
Yuffie: hey peeps what ya'll doin here?
Tifa: Clouds picking up chicks
Yuffie: ...and you dont mind?
Tifa: hell no its for a good cause, not going to Aeris' party
Red: yeah Rufus's partys gonna ROCK!
Yuffie: ooo can i come?
Tifa: yup and bring Matt and his digi friends
Yuffie: cool, cya, matts waiting at the hotel...
Red: i dont wanna know
Hwo: hey Tif'
Tifa: Hwoarang! what you doing here?
Hwo: oh Aeris was pressuring me to say i love you to her so i came here
Tifa: damn did u walk all that way?
Hwo: na Cid picked me up, anyway, wat the hell is cloud doing?
*Clouds dancing on beach to disco music pretending to be a stripper*
Tifa: picking up chicks for Rufus's party
Hwo: oh! i heard about that, can i come?
Tifa: yea tommorow nite, bring all your Tekken friends
Hwo: oh yeah i guess i can ditch Aeris's party. and those turk guys will be there right? they seem cool.
Tifa: yeah yeah they'll be there just go invite your friends already
Hwo: mmmkay cya there!
Marlene: Hwowang, you never look after me
Hwo: ...mmmkay cya there!
Cloud: *still dancing* heyheyhey baby you looking fiiiiiiiiiiiine
Girl in pink bikini: *dum flirty laugh* i know
Cloud: wanna come to a party tommorow night?
Girl in pink bikini: *dum flirty laugh* sure!
Cloud: great i'll cya there *wink*
Girl in bikini: *dum flirty laugh* cya tiger!
Tiger: CYA BABE!!!
Cloud: ......OYYOUTRYNASTEALMYLADY?!?
Tiger: ...what?
Cloud: i said OYYOUTRYNASTEALMYLADY?!?
Jin: hey tiger what is up?
Tiger: huh?
Tifa: Jin?
Cloud: ooooooh another hot chick
Tifa: you go get them cloud babe!
Cloud: mmmmmmmmm baby your fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
Aeris: Cloud?
Cloud: oh.....hi aeris!
Aeris: riiiiiiiight, you guys seen my lovely darling BOYFRIEND Hwoarang?
Hwo: *chatting up a group of girls on the beach* uhhhh, i'll cya at the party tommorow nite girls, gotta go *runs into clouds villa
Tifa: no Aeris, why dont you go prepare your party, i hear that everyones coming *hehehe*
Aeris: yeah all except you
Tifa: bitch
Jin: you dont even want to come
Tifa: where the hell did you come from anyway
Aeris: OH! Jin! Hey um...wanna come to my party!
Jin: umm no im going to...
Tifa: *hits jin on the head and whispers 'dont tell her about Rufus's party'*
Jin: ....bed
Aeris: hahaha, right.....cya there!
Tifa: freak
*MEANWHILE-IN THE DIGITAL WORLD*
Heihachi: lalala,lalala,lalala,lalalala, by the way, where the hell am i?
*NEXT DAY-CLOUDS VILLA*
Cloud: *yawns* time to get some more chicks
Tifa: cant wait til this is over
Cait: howdy all just coming to check up on you
Cloud: *yawns* time to get dressed
Tifa: or undressed...
Cait: arnt you a little too tired to be on the beach
Cloud: *yawns* never to tired *yawns* cait my stuffed toy thing
Tifa: well ok, im going to seventh heaven, i'll see you guys at the party, cant wait!
Cait: im gonna go check on Cid and the girls
Cloud: *yawns* ok
*COSTA DEL SOL BAR*
Red: ahhhhhh that was a nice sleep, time to get hit by the ball again
*COSTA DEL SOL STREET*
Kids: oh look at the doggy *kick*
Red: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ow, thats it im going to get some chicks
*COSTA DEL SOL BEACH*
Red: ahhh who am i kidding im a animal, only really really hot chicks would want me
*Cloud walks on the beach*
Cloud: riggght only afew more *yawn* girls to get for the party
Red: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Cloud: shut it red you liked it yesterday
Red: I.....AAH....WAA...HUH.....NNOOOOOOO
Cloud: hey baby wanna come to a party tonight?
Girl: oh, sure i.........WOAH
Cloud: yeah im hot i know
Girl: *nervous laugh* actually ive got other plans, cya.....*runs as fast as she can to gold saucer*
Cloud: ??????
Red: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Cloud: man whats wrong
Red: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhHHHHH....G...stRING
Cloud: ......i know its great, i got it off Sephiroth but thats another story, *sees another girl* hey baby
Another girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Cloud: i dont undertsand, whats wrong with me, yesterday everyone loved me
Tai: yes but today, you put your g string on the wrong way
Cloud: *looks down* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Tai: hehehe
*SHINRA BUILDING*
Rufus: all ready for tonight my little turkies
Reno: .....um....yeah...Turkies?
Rufus: Hojo still shopping?
Elena: yes Sir
Rufus: Cloud still bringing chicks?
Rude: .................
Rufus: well?
Rude: yes Sir
Rufus: and decorations and alcohol ready, as well as toilets well cleaned and smelling like my favourite flower, The Pansy...
Tseng: ......yeah its all done
Rufus: ahh, excellent, then everything is complete
Reno: can we go now?
Rufus: NotSoFast......ok i forgot what i was going to say, you can go now
*turks run out of the room*
Rufus: WAIT MY PRETTIES!!!
*turks stop and turn around*
Rufus: you have my suits all cleaned and smelling like..
Tseng: yeah we do can we go
Rufus: you will be wearing suits that i prepared myself
Rude: ...............(why me???)
Rufus: Scarlet, Heidigger, bring out....The Suits
*Rufus and his desk get turned around on the revolving wall and The Suits are revealed*
Rufus: *muffled* ah, excuse me, but i am on the other side of this wall
Heidigger: gyaahahahaha...sorry Sir
Scarlet: anyway, these are your suits to be worn tonight
*they look at the suits which are the same as their normal turk suits except with a bright purple coloured strip down the sleeve*
Reno: what the h.....
Rufus: *still muffled* I sugest you put them on now, as the party will be starting very soon....Ha...AhaHaHa.......MwaaHaHaHA
*turks all look at each other*
Rude: ...........(please god why me?)
*AERIS'S HOUSE*
Aeris: im having a partee, im having a partee, shake shake shake, shake my booty....AT CLOUD!
Elmyra: please dear dont sing in the house
Hwo: (why did i come back...WHY?!?)
Aeris: because hwoarang, you must love me
Hwo: ......i didnt say anything
Aeris: ..oh
Hwo: Im going to wall market
*WALL MARKET*
*music starts*
Hwo: heyheyhey!
*he goes to honeybee inn*
Hwo: heyheyhey!
Jin: Whore-ang?
Hwo: *gasp* Jin Pajama
Jin: LETS GETS WASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Hwo: heheheh
*after an hour at the honeybee inn, new best friends jin and hworang go to the eating place*
Hwo: KOREAN BBQ WOOHOO
Jin: SUSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIII
Food cook guy: heres your guys free coupons
Jin & Hwo: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO
*SECRET HIDEOUT OF AVALANCHE(7TH HEAVEN)*
Cloud: well after todays scary incident at costa del sol, the party should cheer me up
Clouds 8 girls he picked up: yes it will cloud
Tifa: i cant wait til we get there
Clouds 8 girls: neither can we
Cloud: hehehe, your so cute, your like an army, im going to call you....Clouds Angels
Clouds Angels: yes cloud lets go already
Tifa: dont they think individully?
Clouds Angels: *looking confused at each other*
Marlene: no thats how he got them
Cid: %%#@ Cloud im ready
Julia: hurry up, anna's driving so it could take awhile
Cloud: lets go!
*COREL TOWN*
Tai: welcome digidestined, to...my house
*they all start laughing as they look at the sheet and stick with a big red D painted on it*
Tai: its our new base
*they stop laughing*
Yolei: hell no im not going in that thing
Sora: I cant get ready in THAT
Tai: well it has a great view of town and its close to gold saucer
Yolei: well thank god the highwind is here
*The Highwind lands ontop of Tai's "house"*
Tai: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not againnn
Cid: %#$@ lets go already
*SHINRA BUILDING*
*Rufus is welcoming guests and the turks are serving drinks*
Rufus: welcome welcome come in, get drunk, whatever
*Cloud and all his gang on the highwind come in*
Rufus: welcome people of the digimon world, tekken world and the slums
Cloud and friends: Thank you Rufus
Rufus: well come on in, get drunk, dance, hook up, whatever
Clouds Angels: lets go back to Rufus's room Cloud
Cloud: *very excited* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Tifa: Cloud, lets go dance
Cloud: (help me i cant choose)
Cid: %$@& Cloud, if you dont know what to do, do as Cid do's
Cloud: Come on Angels!
Tifa: *slaps Cid*
Cid: come on Anna, xiayu, julia, nina, lets go to a room
All except anna: bye cid
Cid: well anna
Anna: lets go!
*AERIS"S HOUSE*
Aeris: well, the partys started but...no ones here
Elmyra: I am
Aeris: Wheres my beloved Hwoarang?
*WALL MARKET*
Hotel Owner: hey you two look tired we have a beautiful room, what do ya say?
*Hwo & Jin look at each other*
Hotel Owner: your gay right? i saw you walk into the Gym
Hwo: na na na, we were just fighting
Hotel Owner: sure you were...anyway, just come in when your ready
Jin: ewww man lets go to the bar
*after afew drinks they are both drunk*
Hwo: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooo man les go
Jin: yea mon
*they stumble into the clothes shop*
Hwo: woah, these are dudes clothes
Jin: yea i heard that cloud fella inspired them
Hwo: he would
Jin & Hwo: a haha, a haha, a haaaaaaaahahahahaha
Saleslady: you looking for clothes
Hwo: we're going to a party tonite
Saleslady: ooh, we have a lovely collection in our new brand called 'inspired by Cloud'
Hwo & Jin: AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA.....HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA
Saleslady: i think red would suit you man with the orange hair, and for the man with black hair, blue
Hwo & Jin: wha...?
Saleslady: satin will do?
Jin: man she is wasttttttted
Saleslady: ok i got 2 outfits which will look just fine on you
Jin: *mocking saleslady in a high voice* okay, ill just step into the changing room and try it on hmm
Hwo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
*SHINRA BUILDING*
Heidigger: boom, boom boom boom GYAAAAAAA-HA-HAAAAAA
Tseng: i really wish heidigger wasnt the DJ
Heidigger: boom, boom boom boom GYAAAAAAA-HA-HAAAAAA
Elena: this sucks
Tifa: *sob* Cloud, never, loved, meeeeeeeeeeee
Rude: ..................(this could be my big chance).....Tif..
Reno: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh poor Tifa, clouds a jerk i know but, you can move on, maybe, to me?
Tifa: *dum flirty giggle*
Shera: Tseng darling, lets dance, i want to make cid jelous, so jelous he'll DIE
Tseng: sure honey, Rude, Elena you can handle this by yourselves
Elena: ..........why doesnt he like me?
Rude: .........................(I HATE RENO!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Julia: oh Cid went off into a room with Anna so...i dont think you'll make him jelous, especially with...that
Tseng: excuse me?
Xiayu: im wearing my best dress and JINS NOT EVEN HERE????????
*AERIS'S HOUSE*
Elmyra: woohoo this is fun aeris
Aeris: and your not being sarcastic?
Elmyra: no....
Aeris: man this sucks, not even Vincent is here, WHERE IS EVERYONE??!!??
Elmyra: maybe they got the wrong day Aeris honey?
Aeris: RRRRRRRRRRRRR*ripping hair out*
*SHINRA BUILDING*
Rufus: this aint 'Shinra Building' its party central!
Heidigger: boom, boom boom boom GYAAAAAAA-HA-HAAAAAA
Yuffie: woohoooooooo Mattttttttt
Matt: i Shake goooooood
Elena: Rude this sucks lets go
Rude: .................where?
Elena: the only other party.....Aeris's
Rude: ..........well ok
*RUFUS'S ROOM*
Cloud: oooooooooooo that feels goood
Clouds Angel #5: *dum flirty laugh*
Cloud: did i mention i own most of this world
Clouds Angels: ooooooooooooo!
*BACK AT THE PARTY*
Tifa: ....its like....he doesnt even care!
Reno: i know honey....(when are we gonna do it already)
Tifa: i mean, i MADE him go get those girls, im so STUPID
Reno: i kno......no your not, he is
Tifa: maybe we should have gone to Aeris's party...
Reno: dont say that honey, then i wouldnt have seen you here...
Tifa: your so undertsanding Reno
Reno: i know honey....(getting there)
*WALL MARKET*
Saleslady: come again!
*Hwo & Jin walk out of the shop dressed in matching satin dresses and high heels, looking very drunk*
Hwo: wat just happened
Jin: i dont kno, LETS GET WASTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEED
*they walk over to dons mansion*
Jin: woah, pretty girl alert
Hwo: hey sexy
Girl: ewwwwww drag queen
Hwo: ......im sad now
Jin: hey, we need a WIG man
Hwo: ohhhhh, ok
BigBro: I can help there, just do some squats
Jin: I got a better idea
*Jin punches BigBro*
Hwo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHHAAAAAHAHA
Jin: you can have the blonde one
Hwo: sweet
Mukki: oooo arnt you sweet honeys
Jin: what?
Mukki: follow me boys
*AERIS'S PARTY*
Aeris: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*there is a knock*
Aeris: oooooooo my first guests
Elmyra: unless its the neighbours telling you to turn the music down
Aeris: *evil stare*
Elmyra: ill answer it
Rude: ..............
Elena: hey we came for the party
Aeris: Elena? Rude? what are you doing here
Elena: i just said
Elmyra: come in
Rude: .............
Aeris: ...so....
Elena: *smiles nervously*
Rude: ..................(man this place is dead)
*SHINRA BUILDING*
Heidigger: boom, boom boom boom GYAAAAAAA-HA-HAAAAAA
Vincent, this music is pissing me off
Red: its time for...................The Kareoke Machine
Tai: i need a new house, im going to ask Rufus
Rufus: toilet time!
*SHINRA MENS TOILETS*
Rufus: do do do do......la la la la
Tai: um, excuse me president
Rufus: AAH, its the digiboy, great show by the way
Tai: thanx, anyway, i was wondering
Rufus: no i will not sleep with you
Tai: ..............?
Rufus: oh im sorry its just, i get that alot
Tai: maybe its your suit
*rufus is wearing a white suit with a bright pink stripe down the sleeve*
Rufus: i just wanted to look like my Turks
Tai: well, since your very rich, i was wondering if you could
Rufus: get you a ho? sure heres 3gil go get anna off cid.
Tai: ..no, buy me a house
Rufus: well i only buy houses for my ho's
Tai: ........and anyone else?
Rufus: no
Tai: well then, i know what i have to do
Rufus: ok then, cya later *zip* owwwwwwww
*BACK IN THE PARTY HALL*
Vincent: baby im all that i waaaaaaaaant
Red: when your lyyyyyying here in my arrrrrrrms
Tifa: i mean.....Rufus and the rest of you didnt even use his angels, and you MADE him bring them
Reno: .................(oh god...)
Tifa: Reno, didnt you ask Cloud to bring girls
Reno: no darling never..(i asked him to bring women, hehehe)
Tifa: lets go away skiing together, that will make Cloud jelous, and he doesnt have a villa up there.
Reno: finally
Tifa: what?
Reno: ...nothing..(damn did i say that aloud?)
*WALL MARKET*
Jun: what is this place....Matt?
*HONEYBEE INN*
Mukki: right this way boys
Hwo: huh?
*they go into Mukki's room*
Mukki: mmhmm, ok darlings take off your clothes
Jin & Hwo: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
*Mukkis friends come in*
Mukkis friends: 1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4
Hwo: *girly scream* nooooooooo
Jin: dont worry, we can get through this together
Mukki: i can give you each some lingerie if you just have a bath with us
Jin: oooo a nice present for Xiaoyu
Mukki: thats right, a nice present for all your chinese friends
Hwo: damn
*15 minutes later*
Hwo: ............NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mukki: ok guys we're all finished how was that?
Jin: ...................NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mukki: i'll just leave these here for you guys, mmhmm, byebye now
Jin: lets get outta here man
*AERIS'S HOUSE*
Elena: Aeris, we havnt said anything for nearly an hour
Rude: .................
Aeris: and he hasnt said anything for about a decade
Rude: .....LIER
Aeris: thats it, im going, if no one wants me then im going
Elmyra: but dear
Elena: come on Rude, lets leave her alone
*elena and rude leave*
Aeris: Im going.....to......my deathplace
Elmyra: ooooooohh Aeris, nooooooo
Aeris: too bad Mother dearest, theyve pushed me too far, humiliating me infront of myself
Elmyra: ........right
Aeris: goodbye, and when Hwoarang comes back tell him i love him
Elmyra: Aeris it doesnt need to be this way....
*SHINRA BUILDING*
Tai: heeeeeey check me out
Sora: very hot
Yolei: tai, you dont need to do this, i can buy you another sheet, and maybe even a stick
Tai: thanx Yolei but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Yolei: damn
*Tai falls down the elevator*
Sora: how can he do that?
Izzy: hello(aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha they will never know)
Yolei: well he just did
Cid: well, that was a fun party but, its time to go
Everyone: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Rufus: hey i own this party i say when its finished, and NOW its finished
Everyone: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Heidigger: boom, boom boom boom GYAAAAAAA-HA-HAAAAAA....ohhh
Tifa: nows our chance Reno, lets go!
Cloud: huh, what happened
Xiayu: wheres Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin waaaaaaaaaaa
Cid: $%#* everyone lets go!
*cid pukes all over the highwind*
Shera: oh dear....oh well
Cloud: thass it im driving..
*everyone gets on the highwind*
Cait: hey everyo.....DAMN i missed the party!
Cloud: les go!
*the highwind takes off*
Rufus: that was a good party
Ken: i'll just stay in my flying rock....
Rufus: who the hell....
*AERIS'S HOUSE*
Elmyra: no...aeris
Aeris: IM GOING, GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD
*Aeris leaves*
Elmyra: but aeris......
*WALL MARKET*
Hwo: hey check this out
Jin: sexy cologne, damn!
Hwo: oh, is that what it says, i thought it was alcohol
Jin: Lets put it on and gets some chickks
Hwo: aaahahahahhaaa
*they go back to Don's mansion*
Jin: hmmm
Doorman: welcome hot girls, come in
Hwo: .....DEJA VU, DEJA VU
Jin: what?
Hwo: MUUUUUKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIII
Jin: no dont worry were safe from him now
Doorman: just up those stairs girls
Jin: whys he calling us girls?
Hwo: this must be where the party is right Jin?
Jin: .....yeah, yeah must be...
Don: ooooooooooooooooooh these two are goooooooood
Jin & Hwoarang: ......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Don: IM BACK!!! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
Squall: ...whatever
~*To Be Continued*~
Tifa: What can i get for you today Rude?
Rude: ......
Reno: he says he wants an orange juice
Rude: (waving his arms about) ........!!!
Tifa: ???
Reno: and some nachos
Rude: (banging his fists on the table) .........!!!!!!!
Reno: Sorry man, and those peanuts.
Tifa: Ok, that'll be 50gil
Reno: What the @&%$
Tifa: Sorry but you get charged extra cos ur turks
Reno: %$%@ bitch
*Cloud comes barging in*
Cloud: Tifa! Where the hell is that bitch?!?
Tifa: probably in ancient forest or try the church
Cloud: What? No im talking bout Yuffie she stole my materia again.
Tifa: oh shes at her house
Cloud: thanks, (looks at T.V) ooh, hey its that subway ad, hehehehe, Jared....
Rude: (runs over to cloud and kisses him) thank u thank u thank u
Reno: damn you Strife
Tifa: Jared?
Reno: yeah we WERE playing personal jinx and thats Rudes name for the day.
Rude: Lemme tell them yours!
Reno: no not today rude they don't wanna know
Marlene: I do
Cloud: Marlene, wanna go for a ride?
Marlene: if its with you, hell yes.
*IN WUTAI, YUFFIES HOUSE*
Matt: nice uh, gems
Yuffie: thyere not gems, theyre materia
*Cloud and Marlene burst in*
Marlene: hand over the materia, bitch
Yuffie: ok, but first could you just leave us alone for a bit, i have to tell matt the importance and beauty of materia
Cloud: ok, hey, i hear music...
Yuffie: yeah, Vincents at the bar again...
*AT TURTLES PARADISE*
Vincent: I, love youu, I, Neeed youuu, Nanaki iiiiiii, love youu
Nanaki: I do!!!
*cloud and marlene burst in*
Cloud: I'm here about your kareoke machine
Bartender: its not mine i swear!
Vincent: I swear, by the moon and the sun and the ...
Cloud: Shuttup!!
Bartender: they brought it in themselves
Marlene: we understand
Cloud: we'll take them away
Marlene: carry on
* they drag nanaki and vincent out*
Yuffie: ok here the materia
Cloud: lets go!!
Matt: what?
*ON THE HIGHWIND*
Marlene: where are we going?
Cloud: to rocket town
Yuffie: I dont wanna see Cid now
Cloud: yeah you do
*ROCKET TOWN*
Cid: Julia! Wheres my Tea?!?
Julia: Xiayu's got it
Cid: but shes here!!
Anna: I got it here darling
Cid: just call me rocket man
Nina: when can we go home?
Cid: When the boys come to get you
*theres a knock at the door*
Cid: @$#% whos that, no-one knocks anymore?!?
*Cloud, Marlene, Yuffie and Matt burst in*
Marlene: wassup
Cid: whatya think?
Cloud: please Cid, there are kids around
Cid: sorry, want some tea?
Matt: sure
Cid: Julia! get some goddamn tea!!!
Cloud: what happened to Shera?
Xiayu: shhh
Cid: .....i dont wanna talk about it...
Yuffie: She ran off with Tseng
Cloud: oh..., anyways, i came to say that the digidestined and the lake airoplane people are coming.
Anna: just call us Tekken people
Cloud: whatever
Cid: %$#@ theyre not taking my girls!!
Anna: dont worry cid, i wont leave you!
Cloud: lets go!!
Marlene: again? but wheres my goddamn tea?!?
Cloud: we'll stop by Mc Sephiroths on the way
*AT McSEPHIROTH'S*
Ordering Voice: what ya want
Cloud: ahh, we'll take the Big Meteor
Voice: heh heh heh, are you sure?
Cloud: Seph, is that you?
Voice: no, seph's not here at the moment
Cid: I'll have some goddamn tea!!!
Voice: ok, a meteor and some tea, you want fries with that
Matt: yes
Voice: drive through please
*they fly past the window*
Cid: $@#% Cloud you had it on full power, now i'll never get my tea!!
Cloud: don't worry we'll just reverse...
*they crash into the front window of Mc Seph's*
Voice: Dammit Cloud! Seph's gonna be soooo angry
Yuffie: like he was gonna make much money anway, its in Gongaga! You know what a dump this is
Voice: He's planning to open one in Costa Del Sol soon...
Matt: can i have my fries?
Voice: not now you can't
Matt: wanna smash?!?
Voice: no
Hwoarang: hey, can i have some new SephNuggets, they Highwind dirtied mine with the tomato stains on it.
Cid: @#$% i forgot to clean it.
Cloud: Hwoarang, how are you enjoying our world?
Hwoa: I'm not
Cloud: ok, so where are you staying?
Hwoa: at Gongaga
*Yuffie, Cid and Cloud start snickering*
Hwoa: what?
Cid: I'll let you stay with me if you want
Hwo: hell no, that would make me be near Anna
Marlene: Hoorang, you can look after me!
Hwoarang: and why would i want to do that
Marlene: cos im bored and my daddys not here
Yuffie: yeah hes out shopping with Sephiroth
Hwo: hmm, ill look after the little girl, how much?
Cloud: 10gil, plus you get a place to stay.
Hwo: but i want my own place!
Voice: excuse me but who's going to pay for the damage here
* everyone looks at each other then runs back to the highwind*
Vincent: YMCA!
Cloud: dammit, lets go! fast!
*AT SEVENTH HEAVEN*
Hwo: hey Tif
Tifa: hey, where did you get to?
Cloud: we found this one in Gongaga
Tifa: oh dear, you dont want to go there
Marlene: hes my babysitter while daddys not here
Tifa: cool, i guess we'll get to see more of each other then...
Hwo: not really i'm staying at Aeris's
Tifa: Dammit @#%# Aeris!!!
~NEXT DAY~AERIS' HOUSE~
Hwo: mornin Aeris, have a nice sleep
Aeris: you should know, you were next to me
Hwo: hehe, Tif's gonna be jelous of you!!
Aeris: she already is, dumbass
Elmyra: hello you two, hope you got some sleep last night
Aeris: not really, didnt you hear us?
*knock at the door*
Elmyra: ooh i wonder who that could be
Rufus: hello
Vincent: hello
Elmyra: why, hello Rufus, what brings you here?
Rufus: i need flowers
Aeris: I can help there!
Rufus: i know, thats why i came
Aeris: what kind of flowers you want?
Rufus: what do you think will suit the office?
Aeris: I dont know, maybe tulips? It'l only be 5gil for you since your my best customer
Rufus: ok, here we are, I'm sending cait over to spy on you soon.
Aeris: ok, thank you
*shuts the door*
Aeris: Vincent? how'd you get here?
*AT THE DIGIWORLD*
Joe: everyone ready?
Everyone: yes!
Joe: lets go!
* Ken's rock flies in the air*
Sora: I'm sure glad we remembered your name again Ken
Ken: so am i, but im more glad to visit these people in the final fantasy world
Yolei: trust me you wont be
*AT THE TEKKEN WORLD*
Jin: Heihachi! your plane ready yet?
King: Heihachi's not here
Jin: *sob* i know, its sad
Yoshimitsu: hell no it isnt, it means we can trash the place.
* they look around the Tekken camp*
Dr B: thas goo pa man, (does his weird laugh)
Yoshi: i hear ya brotha!
Jin: We better clean up before heihachi gets back!
King: %$#@ that lets just go
* the airoplane flies up*
*AT NIBELHEIM*
Tifa: Cloud, do you love me?
Cloud: no
Tifa: thought so
Nanaki: i do
Tifa: where did you come from?
Nanaki: Cosmo Canyon, but i came here because Bugenhagen was away on holiday
Cloud: really? where he go this time?
Nanaki: gold saucer, he went with a friend
Cloud: thats nice, lets go to Junon today, them people are suposed to be coming.
*AT JUNON*
Cloud: you people stay here, shop, whatever, heres my credit card.
Tifa, Yuffie, Aeris, Vincent, Nanaki: WOOHOO!! shopping spree!
Hwo: come on Cid, lets go to the bar
Matt: Me too!
Cid: hmm, ok but wear this(gets shinra uniform out)
Matt: i wanna wear what hes wearing! (points to Rude)
Vincent: here, i have one(passes turk uniform)
Matt: poo man, this smells like old man, you wanna smash?
Vincent: no
Aeris: lets go shopping!!
Hwo: cya later Aeris *wink*
Tifa: grrrr
Cloud: look, theyre here already dammit! you go pick them up Aeris.
*they run over to the airport, Cloud goes to lower Junon*
*LOWER JUNON*
Fisherman: I'm sure glad theres fish here, i like fish!
Cloud: hi, you seen...
Fisherman: hey cloudy boy, thanks for saving my fish
Cloud: yeah, ok I'm going over here.
Fisherman: have fun!
*Cloud walks up the stairs*
Cloud: hey Priscilla
Priscilla: OMG Cloud you came
*they run into each others arms and kiss*
Priscilla: i missed you!
Cloud: I missed you too, but listen, i cant stay for long.
Priscilla: why not? Is it that bitch? is she following you?
Cloud: no i got friends coming
Priscilla: oh ok
*BACK AT THE AIRPORT*
Jin: i smell fish
Hwo: oh god its Kazama(runs over to bar)
Jin: wheres Xiayu and the rest
Cid: oops, theyre cleaning the highwind
Cloud: (panting) hi, ...people...just...got...back...
Tifa: we see that, im gonna go check out the compitition (goes over to bar)
Cid: on one of your mysterious trips to Lower Junon...
Cloud: ....no..
Cait: you smell like fish
Cloud: you smell like cheap perfume
Cid: %$#@ i smell like luuuurrrve
Cait: omg hes onto me!
*AT SHINRA BUILDING*
Reeve: I gotta get paid soon boss! Cloud can smell a cheapass
Rufus: be quiet im decorating
Tseng: you see Shera anywhere?
Shera: im here baby, wheres your green friend Hojo?
Tseng: with Seph, hoes the experimet going?
Shera: good, good, if i can just remember what it is...
*AT THE JUNON BAR*
~turk music~
Elena: whos that guy over there by himself?
Reno: its Hwoarang
Hwo: hey Tif', wassup
Rude: hey Tifa.....
Tseng: wheres Aeris?
Tifa: grrrrrrrrr (walks out)
Rude: ....this bar sucks (walks out)
Elena: lets go chocobo racing!
Tseng: maybe later, im to wasted
Elena: me too
Reno: me too
Hwo: me too
Cid: %$#@ Hwoarang lets go!
* IN THE HIGHWIND*
Sora: this things easy to drive, how did u crash it into Tai's house?
Aeris: ok, that was my FIRST day back alive!
Tai: you owe me a new house
Aeris: I'll buy you a new one in corel town
Tai: that sounds like a nice place! I'll take it!!
Aeris: hehehe
Vincent: we left Tifa behind!
Cloud: ok! first stop, corel town!
*COREL TOWN*
Tai: %^$#!!
Aeris: how bout that one
Tai: its a house?
*they look at a stick with a sheet over it*
Corel Salesman: its a bargain at only 1/2 a gil!!!
Aeris: how you gonna make money like that, ill give you 2gil cos im so nice
Corel salesman: SOLD! to the lady in pink
Tai: &^*#!!!
*ROCKET TOWN*
Cid: ok, whos getting off here? just me? good.
*WUTAI*
Yuffie: come on Matt, I love you new Shinra uniform!
Matt: this Turk ones better!
*MIDEEL*
Jin: ooh, pretty green water! I'll get off here!
*KALM*
Sora: this place is cute, come on Yolei, you too Joe and Mimi
*ANCIENT TEMPLE*
Izzy: ooo a hole! Looks like the place for me!
Cloud: everyone else to Midgar, I'm tired.
Ken: i'll just stay in my flying rock....
*Meanwhile, deep in the ancient forest, a little girl waits*
Jun: ....Matt?
*AERIS'S HOUSE*
Aeris: Hwoarangy, lets have a party
Hwo: why
Aeris: cos i love you
Hwo: .....!!!!*the most scardest look anyone could ever have*
Aeris: oh, im sorry, you love someone else dont you, is it Julia? or Jin? its ok, I love Jin too.
Hwo: DAMN HIM. He ALWAYS steals my ladies and THAT is the real reason i hate him.
Aeris: you hate him?
~DAY AFTER~CIDS HOUSE~
*Cloud and Vincent come in*
Cid: Shera!
Vincent: umm, Shera's ahh....gone
Cloud: dont worry hes still getting used to it
Cid: Get some goddamn $@#$% tea!!!!
Julia: I can see why she left
Anna: i thought she left because we came
Xiayu: I wanna go see Jin!!!
Nina: heres your tea Cid
Cid: thanks Shera, I love your tea *drinks tea*
Nina: come on girls lets get outa here!! *they run*
Cid: $%#@!!&**%#^#!!! WTF, THIS IS HERBAL SHIT
Cloud: lets go! *cloud and vincent run out*
Vincent: lets go in here *they go into Cids neighbours house*
Cids neigbour: My job is to make people all over the world laugh
Squall: ...whatever
Cloud: who are you?
Squall: ......*hides*
Cloud: this place sucks lets go!
*MIDGAR*
Tifa: welcome Cloud!
Jun: your not Matt
Cloud: go west, to Wutai
Jun: i love you
Tifa: bitch
Hwoarang: hey wassup
Jun: i love you too
Squall: .....whatever...
Jun: oooh! and you, your cute too
Squall: .....*hides*
Jun: oh well, im going to Wutai
*WUTAI*
Matt: wanna play the materia game again?
Yuffie: no im sick of that now
Matt: please, you can be the bad materia girl, we'll use the steel cage.
Yuffie: hmm, Ok!
*SEVENTH HEAVEN*
Cloud: give me a hard one
Tifa: Cloud!! not now.
Julia: he means a drink
Tifa: .....yes coming right up..
Cloud: hehehehe
~turk music~
Tifa: oh god
Reno: hello Tifa
Tifa: why are you here again
Reno: i want a drink
Tifa: oh! ok then sit down
*reno sits next to cloud*
Cloud: great thanks, how are you, still dragging Rude around i see
Rude: ......
reno: yeah he just follows me around. Sometimes i run really fast to get away from him but he just catches up
Rude: .......I can hear you
Reno: we know
Tifa: heres your drinks boys
Cloud: and hows Rufus and the boys?
Reno: oh theyre good, havin a party tommorow night
Cloud: cool, can i come?
Reno: hell yea we're expecting u to be there, and bring ur woman too
Cloud: who, Aeris?
Tifa: ...excuse me??
Cloud: yes? what?
Tifa: why do i bother
*Aeris walks in with Hwo*
Cloud: i'll be there and ill bring all the women i can.
Reno: sweet, ill bring the alcohol, you bring the women, well gtg, cya!
Aeris: Cloud!! I have something to tell you
* the drinks tifa is holding drops to ground and the glass smashes*
Old drunk man: dammit woman!
Aeris: .....ah, anyway, Cloud, come to Hwoarang and mines party tommorow night and bring alcohol, thanx. cya!
Cloud: ......ah.......*I'm in deep shit now*
*SHINRA BUILDING*
Rufus: sweet, so we have alcohol
Reno: yup
Rufus: and where is hojo, i dont want him showing up
Elena: he out shopping sir
Rufus: ah, i see, and clouds bringing the women?
Reno: yeah, i didnt know which one you meant so hes bringing all of them.
*Rude has a big smile on his face*
*SEVENTH HEAVEN*
Vincent: so cloud, what are you going to do?
Cloud: ....sorry. what? i wasnt listening, i was too busy looking at Tifa's breasts, man i wish i had her.
RedX: you do have her
Cloud: I do? Damn! Tifa get your damn fine ass here right now.
Tifa: .......huh?
RedX: well basicly the way i see it, hes got 2 choices
Vincent: well duh, go to Rufus' party or go to Aeris' party, whos better?
RedX: No, he can either get heaps of beer, or heaps of chicks. Which can he get easier?
*there is a long silence*
Vincent: well damn thats easy, guess we're going to Aeris's party
Red: true, look at all this alcohol here
Tifa: THATS MINE DONT TOUCH IT
Red: but, can we borrow it?
Tifa: no, we're going to the Shinra party and thats final!
Vincent: but cloud cant get no-one
Cloud: excuse me, its my decision, and who said you were invited to either of them, also i can so get chicks, i have Tifa.
Red: Cloud, if people invite u, they mean all of us.
Cloud: oh, guess ur coming to Gongaga to see the McSephs re-open then.
Vincent: uh....na its ok
Tifa: Cloud, i'm gonna help you get all the girls you can!
Cloud: wow, i never thought you would say that
Red: maybe shes trying to break up with you?
*AERIS'S HOUSE*
Aeris: Mother, prepare the house for 100 people
Elmyra: um, Aeris, 1....
Aeris: JUST DO IT!!!
Elmyra: oki doki
Hwo: geez aeris this house aint big enough for that much ppl, lets have a bbq outside.
Aeris: Oh! great idea! did i mention i love you honey?
Hwo: uhuh
Aeris: well, why dont you say it back?
Hwo: ....hey ah, cloud invited me over, cya!
*CLOUD'S VILLA*
*disco music is heard, Vincent, Red and Tifa are sitting at a table waiting and cheering as cloud comes out of his room...*
Tifa: WOOHOO
Red: you go tiger, reoow
Vincent: ......omg
Cloud: you think this g-string is too tight?
Tifa: hell no baby, that is fine
Cloud: oooo, really? *turns around and shakes his ass*
Tifa: *clapping* hercules, hercules
*Cait Sith walks in*
Cait: hey all i just ...WOAH!!!
*SHINRA BUILDING*
Reeve: omg Clouds stripping!!!
*Reeve gest run over by the mass of girls...and boys all coming to see*
Rufus: ooo, really that gives me and idea...
*CLOUDS VILLA*
Vincent: ah.... its not what it looks like
Cait: it looks like clouds putting on a strip show for you...AHH Ahhhhhhhh aaaaaaaah aaa aahh NOOOOO aaaaaah, hey watch it bitch, ahh i didnt mean it aaAAAH....oh sorry i didnt realise i still had the mic on *click*
Tifa: .....yes....ok..
Cloud: ok explain to him after hes stopped being raped. So, u think this is the one?
Tifa: hell yea cloud, u go get those girls!!!
*COSTA DEL SOL BEACH*
*costa del sol music plays*
Red: do do, do do do, do do... take it Vince
Vincent: lalalaaaa, la la laaaaa, do do do do do do do do doooo, la lalaaaa
Tifa: ok shutup
Yuffie: hey peeps what ya'll doin here?
Tifa: Clouds picking up chicks
Yuffie: ...and you dont mind?
Tifa: hell no its for a good cause, not going to Aeris' party
Red: yeah Rufus's partys gonna ROCK!
Yuffie: ooo can i come?
Tifa: yup and bring Matt and his digi friends
Yuffie: cool, cya, matts waiting at the hotel...
Red: i dont wanna know
Hwo: hey Tif'
Tifa: Hwoarang! what you doing here?
Hwo: oh Aeris was pressuring me to say i love you to her so i came here
Tifa: damn did u walk all that way?
Hwo: na Cid picked me up, anyway, wat the hell is cloud doing?
*Clouds dancing on beach to disco music pretending to be a stripper*
Tifa: picking up chicks for Rufus's party
Hwo: oh! i heard about that, can i come?
Tifa: yea tommorow nite, bring all your Tekken friends
Hwo: oh yeah i guess i can ditch Aeris's party. and those turk guys will be there right? they seem cool.
Tifa: yeah yeah they'll be there just go invite your friends already
Hwo: mmmkay cya there!
Marlene: Hwowang, you never look after me
Hwo: ...mmmkay cya there!
Cloud: *still dancing* heyheyhey baby you looking fiiiiiiiiiiiine
Girl in pink bikini: *dum flirty laugh* i know
Cloud: wanna come to a party tommorow night?
Girl in pink bikini: *dum flirty laugh* sure!
Cloud: great i'll cya there *wink*
Girl in bikini: *dum flirty laugh* cya tiger!
Tiger: CYA BABE!!!
Cloud: ......OYYOUTRYNASTEALMYLADY?!?
Tiger: ...what?
Cloud: i said OYYOUTRYNASTEALMYLADY?!?
Jin: hey tiger what is up?
Tiger: huh?
Tifa: Jin?
Cloud: ooooooh another hot chick
Tifa: you go get them cloud babe!
Cloud: mmmmmmmmm baby your fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
Aeris: Cloud?
Cloud: oh.....hi aeris!
Aeris: riiiiiiiight, you guys seen my lovely darling BOYFRIEND Hwoarang?
Hwo: *chatting up a group of girls on the beach* uhhhh, i'll cya at the party tommorow nite girls, gotta go *runs into clouds villa
Tifa: no Aeris, why dont you go prepare your party, i hear that everyones coming *hehehe*
Aeris: yeah all except you
Tifa: bitch
Jin: you dont even want to come
Tifa: where the hell did you come from anyway
Aeris: OH! Jin! Hey um...wanna come to my party!
Jin: umm no im going to...
Tifa: *hits jin on the head and whispers 'dont tell her about Rufus's party'*
Jin: ....bed
Aeris: hahaha, right.....cya there!
Tifa: freak
*MEANWHILE-IN THE DIGITAL WORLD*
Heihachi: lalala,lalala,lalala,lalalala, by the way, where the hell am i?
*NEXT DAY-CLOUDS VILLA*
Cloud: *yawns* time to get some more chicks
Tifa: cant wait til this is over
Cait: howdy all just coming to check up on you
Cloud: *yawns* time to get dressed
Tifa: or undressed...
Cait: arnt you a little too tired to be on the beach
Cloud: *yawns* never to tired *yawns* cait my stuffed toy thing
Tifa: well ok, im going to seventh heaven, i'll see you guys at the party, cant wait!
Cait: im gonna go check on Cid and the girls
Cloud: *yawns* ok
*COSTA DEL SOL BAR*
Red: ahhhhhh that was a nice sleep, time to get hit by the ball again
*COSTA DEL SOL STREET*
Kids: oh look at the doggy *kick*
Red: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ow, thats it im going to get some chicks
*COSTA DEL SOL BEACH*
Red: ahhh who am i kidding im a animal, only really really hot chicks would want me
*Cloud walks on the beach*
Cloud: riggght only afew more *yawn* girls to get for the party
Red: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Cloud: shut it red you liked it yesterday
Red: I.....AAH....WAA...HUH.....NNOOOOOOO
Cloud: hey baby wanna come to a party tonight?
Girl: oh, sure i.........WOAH
Cloud: yeah im hot i know
Girl: *nervous laugh* actually ive got other plans, cya.....*runs as fast as she can to gold saucer*
Cloud: ??????
Red: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Cloud: man whats wrong
Red: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhHHHHH....G...stRING
Cloud: ......i know its great, i got it off Sephiroth but thats another story, *sees another girl* hey baby
Another girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Cloud: i dont undertsand, whats wrong with me, yesterday everyone loved me
Tai: yes but today, you put your g string on the wrong way
Cloud: *looks down* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Tai: hehehe
*SHINRA BUILDING*
Rufus: all ready for tonight my little turkies
Reno: .....um....yeah...Turkies?
Rufus: Hojo still shopping?
Elena: yes Sir
Rufus: Cloud still bringing chicks?
Rude: .................
Rufus: well?
Rude: yes Sir
Rufus: and decorations and alcohol ready, as well as toilets well cleaned and smelling like my favourite flower, The Pansy...
Tseng: ......yeah its all done
Rufus: ahh, excellent, then everything is complete
Reno: can we go now?
Rufus: NotSoFast......ok i forgot what i was going to say, you can go now
*turks run out of the room*
Rufus: WAIT MY PRETTIES!!!
*turks stop and turn around*
Rufus: you have my suits all cleaned and smelling like..
Tseng: yeah we do can we go
Rufus: you will be wearing suits that i prepared myself
Rude: ...............(why me???)
Rufus: Scarlet, Heidigger, bring out....The Suits
*Rufus and his desk get turned around on the revolving wall and The Suits are revealed*
Rufus: *muffled* ah, excuse me, but i am on the other side of this wall
Heidigger: gyaahahahaha...sorry Sir
Scarlet: anyway, these are your suits to be worn tonight
*they look at the suits which are the same as their normal turk suits except with a bright purple coloured strip down the sleeve*
Reno: what the h.....
Rufus: *still muffled* I sugest you put them on now, as the party will be starting very soon....Ha...AhaHaHa.......MwaaHaHaHA
*turks all look at each other*
Rude: ...........(please god why me?)
*AERIS'S HOUSE*
Aeris: im having a partee, im having a partee, shake shake shake, shake my booty....AT CLOUD!
Elmyra: please dear dont sing in the house
Hwo: (why did i come back...WHY?!?)
Aeris: because hwoarang, you must love me
Hwo: ......i didnt say anything
Aeris: ..oh
Hwo: Im going to wall market
*WALL MARKET*
*music starts*
Hwo: heyheyhey!
*he goes to honeybee inn*
Hwo: heyheyhey!
Jin: Whore-ang?
Hwo: *gasp* Jin Pajama
Jin: LETS GETS WASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Hwo: heheheh
*after an hour at the honeybee inn, new best friends jin and hworang go to the eating place*
Hwo: KOREAN BBQ WOOHOO
Jin: SUSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIII
Food cook guy: heres your guys free coupons
Jin & Hwo: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO
*SECRET HIDEOUT OF AVALANCHE(7TH HEAVEN)*
Cloud: well after todays scary incident at costa del sol, the party should cheer me up
Clouds 8 girls he picked up: yes it will cloud
Tifa: i cant wait til we get there
Clouds 8 girls: neither can we
Cloud: hehehe, your so cute, your like an army, im going to call you....Clouds Angels
Clouds Angels: yes cloud lets go already
Tifa: dont they think individully?
Clouds Angels: *looking confused at each other*
Marlene: no thats how he got them
Cid: %%#@ Cloud im ready
Julia: hurry up, anna's driving so it could take awhile
Cloud: lets go!
*COREL TOWN*
Tai: welcome digidestined, to...my house
*they all start laughing as they look at the sheet and stick with a big red D painted on it*
Tai: its our new base
*they stop laughing*
Yolei: hell no im not going in that thing
Sora: I cant get ready in THAT
Tai: well it has a great view of town and its close to gold saucer
Yolei: well thank god the highwind is here
*The Highwind lands ontop of Tai's "house"*
Tai: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not againnn
Cid: %#$@ lets go already
*SHINRA BUILDING*
*Rufus is welcoming guests and the turks are serving drinks*
Rufus: welcome welcome come in, get drunk, whatever
*Cloud and all his gang on the highwind come in*
Rufus: welcome people of the digimon world, tekken world and the slums
Cloud and friends: Thank you Rufus
Rufus: well come on in, get drunk, dance, hook up, whatever
Clouds Angels: lets go back to Rufus's room Cloud
Cloud: *very excited* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Tifa: Cloud, lets go dance
Cloud: (help me i cant choose)
Cid: %$@& Cloud, if you dont know what to do, do as Cid do's
Cloud: Come on Angels!
Tifa: *slaps Cid*
Cid: come on Anna, xiayu, julia, nina, lets go to a room
All except anna: bye cid
Cid: well anna
Anna: lets go!
*AERIS"S HOUSE*
Aeris: well, the partys started but...no ones here
Elmyra: I am
Aeris: Wheres my beloved Hwoarang?
*WALL MARKET*
Hotel Owner: hey you two look tired we have a beautiful room, what do ya say?
*Hwo & Jin look at each other*
Hotel Owner: your gay right? i saw you walk into the Gym
Hwo: na na na, we were just fighting
Hotel Owner: sure you were...anyway, just come in when your ready
Jin: ewww man lets go to the bar
*after afew drinks they are both drunk*
Hwo: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooo man les go
Jin: yea mon
*they stumble into the clothes shop*
Hwo: woah, these are dudes clothes
Jin: yea i heard that cloud fella inspired them
Hwo: he would
Jin & Hwo: a haha, a haha, a haaaaaaaahahahahaha
Saleslady: you looking for clothes
Hwo: we're going to a party tonite
Saleslady: ooh, we have a lovely collection in our new brand called 'inspired by Cloud'
Hwo & Jin: AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA.....HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA
Saleslady: i think red would suit you man with the orange hair, and for the man with black hair, blue
Hwo & Jin: wha...?
Saleslady: satin will do?
Jin: man she is wasttttttted
Saleslady: ok i got 2 outfits which will look just fine on you
Jin: *mocking saleslady in a high voice* okay, ill just step into the changing room and try it on hmm
Hwo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
*SHINRA BUILDING*
Heidigger: boom, boom boom boom GYAAAAAAA-HA-HAAAAAA
Tseng: i really wish heidigger wasnt the DJ
Heidigger: boom, boom boom boom GYAAAAAAA-HA-HAAAAAA
Elena: this sucks
Tifa: *sob* Cloud, never, loved, meeeeeeeeeeee
Rude: ..................(this could be my big chance).....Tif..
Reno: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh poor Tifa, clouds a jerk i know but, you can move on, maybe, to me?
Tifa: *dum flirty giggle*
Shera: Tseng darling, lets dance, i want to make cid jelous, so jelous he'll DIE
Tseng: sure honey, Rude, Elena you can handle this by yourselves
Elena: ..........why doesnt he like me?
Rude: .........................(I HATE RENO!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Julia: oh Cid went off into a room with Anna so...i dont think you'll make him jelous, especially with...that
Tseng: excuse me?
Xiayu: im wearing my best dress and JINS NOT EVEN HERE????????
*AERIS'S HOUSE*
Elmyra: woohoo this is fun aeris
Aeris: and your not being sarcastic?
Elmyra: no....
Aeris: man this sucks, not even Vincent is here, WHERE IS EVERYONE??!!??
Elmyra: maybe they got the wrong day Aeris honey?
Aeris: RRRRRRRRRRRRR*ripping hair out*
*SHINRA BUILDING*
Rufus: this aint 'Shinra Building' its party central!
Heidigger: boom, boom boom boom GYAAAAAAA-HA-HAAAAAA
Yuffie: woohoooooooo Mattttttttt
Matt: i Shake goooooood
Elena: Rude this sucks lets go
Rude: .................where?
Elena: the only other party.....Aeris's
Rude: ..........well ok
*RUFUS'S ROOM*
Cloud: oooooooooooo that feels goood
Clouds Angel #5: *dum flirty laugh*
Cloud: did i mention i own most of this world
Clouds Angels: ooooooooooooo!
*BACK AT THE PARTY*
Tifa: ....its like....he doesnt even care!
Reno: i know honey....(when are we gonna do it already)
Tifa: i mean, i MADE him go get those girls, im so STUPID
Reno: i kno......no your not, he is
Tifa: maybe we should have gone to Aeris's party...
Reno: dont say that honey, then i wouldnt have seen you here...
Tifa: your so undertsanding Reno
Reno: i know honey....(getting there)
*WALL MARKET*
Saleslady: come again!
*Hwo & Jin walk out of the shop dressed in matching satin dresses and high heels, looking very drunk*
Hwo: wat just happened
Jin: i dont kno, LETS GET WASTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEED
*they walk over to dons mansion*
Jin: woah, pretty girl alert
Hwo: hey sexy
Girl: ewwwwww drag queen
Hwo: ......im sad now
Jin: hey, we need a WIG man
Hwo: ohhhhh, ok
BigBro: I can help there, just do some squats
Jin: I got a better idea
*Jin punches BigBro*
Hwo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHHAAAAAHAHA
Jin: you can have the blonde one
Hwo: sweet
Mukki: oooo arnt you sweet honeys
Jin: what?
Mukki: follow me boys
*AERIS'S PARTY*
Aeris: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*there is a knock*
Aeris: oooooooo my first guests
Elmyra: unless its the neighbours telling you to turn the music down
Aeris: *evil stare*
Elmyra: ill answer it
Rude: ..............
Elena: hey we came for the party
Aeris: Elena? Rude? what are you doing here
Elena: i just said
Elmyra: come in
Rude: .............
Aeris: ...so....
Elena: *smiles nervously*
Rude: ..................(man this place is dead)
*SHINRA BUILDING*
Heidigger: boom, boom boom boom GYAAAAAAA-HA-HAAAAAA
Vincent, this music is pissing me off
Red: its time for...................The Kareoke Machine
Tai: i need a new house, im going to ask Rufus
Rufus: toilet time!
*SHINRA MENS TOILETS*
Rufus: do do do do......la la la la
Tai: um, excuse me president
Rufus: AAH, its the digiboy, great show by the way
Tai: thanx, anyway, i was wondering
Rufus: no i will not sleep with you
Tai: ..............?
Rufus: oh im sorry its just, i get that alot
Tai: maybe its your suit
*rufus is wearing a white suit with a bright pink stripe down the sleeve*
Rufus: i just wanted to look like my Turks
Tai: well, since your very rich, i was wondering if you could
Rufus: get you a ho? sure heres 3gil go get anna off cid.
Tai: ..no, buy me a house
Rufus: well i only buy houses for my ho's
Tai: ........and anyone else?
Rufus: no
Tai: well then, i know what i have to do
Rufus: ok then, cya later *zip* owwwwwwww
*BACK IN THE PARTY HALL*
Vincent: baby im all that i waaaaaaaaant
Red: when your lyyyyyying here in my arrrrrrrms
Tifa: i mean.....Rufus and the rest of you didnt even use his angels, and you MADE him bring them
Reno: .................(oh god...)
Tifa: Reno, didnt you ask Cloud to bring girls
Reno: no darling never..(i asked him to bring women, hehehe)
Tifa: lets go away skiing together, that will make Cloud jelous, and he doesnt have a villa up there.
Reno: finally
Tifa: what?
Reno: ...nothing..(damn did i say that aloud?)
*WALL MARKET*
Jun: what is this place....Matt?
*HONEYBEE INN*
Mukki: right this way boys
Hwo: huh?
*they go into Mukki's room*
Mukki: mmhmm, ok darlings take off your clothes
Jin & Hwo: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
*Mukkis friends come in*
Mukkis friends: 1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4
Hwo: *girly scream* nooooooooo
Jin: dont worry, we can get through this together
Mukki: i can give you each some lingerie if you just have a bath with us
Jin: oooo a nice present for Xiaoyu
Mukki: thats right, a nice present for all your chinese friends
Hwo: damn
*15 minutes later*
Hwo: ............NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mukki: ok guys we're all finished how was that?
Jin: ...................NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mukki: i'll just leave these here for you guys, mmhmm, byebye now
Jin: lets get outta here man
*AERIS'S HOUSE*
Elena: Aeris, we havnt said anything for nearly an hour
Rude: .................
Aeris: and he hasnt said anything for about a decade
Rude: .....LIER
Aeris: thats it, im going, if no one wants me then im going
Elmyra: but dear
Elena: come on Rude, lets leave her alone
*elena and rude leave*
Aeris: Im going.....to......my deathplace
Elmyra: ooooooohh Aeris, nooooooo
Aeris: too bad Mother dearest, theyve pushed me too far, humiliating me infront of myself
Elmyra: ........right
Aeris: goodbye, and when Hwoarang comes back tell him i love him
Elmyra: Aeris it doesnt need to be this way....
*SHINRA BUILDING*
Tai: heeeeeey check me out
Sora: very hot
Yolei: tai, you dont need to do this, i can buy you another sheet, and maybe even a stick
Tai: thanx Yolei but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Yolei: damn
*Tai falls down the elevator*
Sora: how can he do that?
Izzy: hello(aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha they will never know)
Yolei: well he just did
Cid: well, that was a fun party but, its time to go
Everyone: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Rufus: hey i own this party i say when its finished, and NOW its finished
Everyone: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Heidigger: boom, boom boom boom GYAAAAAAA-HA-HAAAAAA....ohhh
Tifa: nows our chance Reno, lets go!
Cloud: huh, what happened
Xiayu: wheres Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin waaaaaaaaaaa
Cid: $%#* everyone lets go!
*cid pukes all over the highwind*
Shera: oh dear....oh well
Cloud: thass it im driving..
*everyone gets on the highwind*
Cait: hey everyo.....DAMN i missed the party!
Cloud: les go!
*the highwind takes off*
Rufus: that was a good party
Ken: i'll just stay in my flying rock....
Rufus: who the hell....
*AERIS'S HOUSE*
Elmyra: no...aeris
Aeris: IM GOING, GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD
*Aeris leaves*
Elmyra: but aeris......
*WALL MARKET*
Hwo: hey check this out
Jin: sexy cologne, damn!
Hwo: oh, is that what it says, i thought it was alcohol
Jin: Lets put it on and gets some chickks
Hwo: aaahahahahhaaa
*they go back to Don's mansion*
Jin: hmmm
Doorman: welcome hot girls, come in
Hwo: .....DEJA VU, DEJA VU
Jin: what?
Hwo: MUUUUUKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIII
Jin: no dont worry were safe from him now
Doorman: just up those stairs girls
Jin: whys he calling us girls?
Hwo: this must be where the party is right Jin?
Jin: .....yeah, yeah must be...
Don: ooooooooooooooooooh these two are goooooooood
Jin & Hwoarang: ......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Don: IM BACK!!! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
Squall: ...whatever
~*To Be Continued*~