*So they followed the van to a building*


TIFA: WHERE'S THE VAN?
CLOUD: IT MUST BE INSIDE
BARRET: F#@%, HOW DO WE GET IN!?!
YUFFIE: WHY DON'T WE TRY THE DOOR?
EVERYONE (EXCEPT YUFFIE): YUFFIE! THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES
YUFFIE: IT WAS JUST A SUGGESTION
*Well everyone was rambling on, Yuffie goes over to the door and open's it*
YUFFIE: SHALL WE?
EVERYONE EXCEPT YUFFIE: SORRY
*meanwhile*
CAIT: I DON'T GET IT, WHY WOULD SHINRA KIDNAP ME?
RED: WHY WOULDN'T THEY?
CAIT: 1. I AM A SHINRA SPY. 2. I'M SO CUTE!
*meanwhile, the gang was trying to find away to get past the security guards*
SEPHIROTH: HOW DO WE GET PAST?
CLOUD: WE COULD MUG THEM AND TAKE THEIR CLOTHES
TIFA: CLOUD
CLOUD WHAT?
ARISE: WE COULD ALL DRESS UP LIKE GIRL'S AGAIN
CLOUD: OH MAN
*the all dress up in clothes they found some place*
CLOUD: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS AGAIN
BARRET: NOW I KNOW WHY YOU GET PISSED EVERY TIME I BRING THE STORY UP
VINCENT: OH LORD
SEPHIROTH: I'VE GOT AN IDEA "MAN'S HUDDLE"
*all the men go into a huddle*
CLOUD: SO WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?
SEPHIROTH: BEFORE I SAY ANYTHING I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT MY PLAN WON'T GET US OUT OF THESE DRESSES
BARRET: F$%^
CID: $#^%^#@$&$@!!&$%%#%^
SEPHIROTH: I SAY WE GET THE GIRL'S TO DRESS LIKE MEN
BARRET: HELL YA
CLOUD: ALL RIGHT
MEN: BREAK!
*five minutes later*
ARISE: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M WEARING MEN'S CLOTHING
YUFFIE: AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A FAKE MUSTACHE!
TIFA: I THINK WE HAVE A PROBLEM?
CLOUD: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
*Tifa points to her breasts*
CID: HOLY $^@$#^$%#@@^@$@!%#%@#!
SEPHIROTH: I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT
BARRET: I'LL COVER YOU UP
YUFFIE: WE HAVE TO THINK OF COUPLES
CLOUD: OKAY, BARRET AND TIFA, ME AND ARISE, YUFFIE AND VINCENT
CID: $%$^$#^ WHAT ABOUT ME?
CLOUD: YOU CAN BE THE HORNY LONER WHO TRY'S TO STEAL EVERYONE BOYFRIEND
CID: %@@$&^%@$#^$$#%@%%^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!