*So they ran and ran and ran and ran and ran, until*
BARRET: I'M SO F^#&ING HUNGRY!
SEPHIROTH: YOU THINK YOUR HUNGRY, I COULD EAT CAIT SITH
*Cait hides behind his huge doll*
TIFA: OH, POOR CAIT
ARIES: HEY THAT'S MY JOB!
TIFA: WHAT IS?
ARIES: COMFORTING THE DEPRESSED
TIFA: IT IS NOT
ARIES: IS SO
TIFA: IS NOT
ARIES: COPY CAT!
TIFA: YOU BIT%# !
ARIES: LET'S GO!
*Aries and Tifa start to cat fight again*
CID: WOULD YOU TWO &#*$#*(%*&^)*$&#$**$$#(%#% STOP!!!!!
CLOUD: COME ON LET'S FIND SOME FOOD
BARRET: GOOD IDEA!
YUFFIE: LOOK!
*Yuffie points to a fast food restaurant*
RED: IT'S CALLED "KFC"
BARRET: LET'S GO!
*The gang runs into KFC and goes up to the counter*
CASHIER: WELCOME TO KFC, MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
CLOUD: WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU HAVE?
CASHIER: CHICKEN
CLOUD: WHAT'S CHICKEN?
CASHIER: HOLD ON, I'LL TRY TO GO GET A PICTURE, TOM I NEED A PICTURE OF A CHICKEN!
TOM: COMING RIGHT UP!
*Tom brings a photo of a chicken*
CASHIER: HERE YOU ARE
*Holds up picture*
CID: HOLY ^&^&*$^#*^&$%^*%% !
TIFA: IT'S A CHOCOBO!
CLOUD: YOU EAT CHOCOBOS!?!
CASHIER (WHISPERS TO TOM): THEY MUST BE FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY
TOM (WHISPERS TO CASHIER): CHOCOBO MUST MEAN CHICKEN
CASHIER: YES WE EAT CHO....... WHAT EVER YOU CALL IT, WE EAT IT ALL THE TIME
CLOUD: OH
ARIES: OKAY
SEPHIROTH: UM, NO THANKS, WE WON'T HAVE THAT
CASHIER: WE ALSO HAVE SALAD
TIFA: OKAY WE WILL HAVE THAT
VINCENT: I'LL HAVE THE CHOCOBO
EVERYONE ( EXCEPT VINCENT): VINCENT!
*Everyone was sitting down when all of sudden*
KID: HI
BARRET: SCREW OFF KID
KID: HOLY, WHAT'S UP YOUR @$$!
*Barret's jaw drops*
ARIES: OH MY, POTTY MOUTH YOU HAVE
KID: DO I KNOW YOU?
ARIES: NO
KID: WELL I'VE SEEN ALL OF YOU SOME WHERE
CLOUD: REALLY
KID: YEAH
BARRET: PISS OFF!
TIFA: BARRET!
KID: BARRET! OH MY, LET ME SEE YOUR RIGHT HAND
*Barret holds up his gun arm*
KID: HOLY SH!T! YOUR FINAL FANTASY 7!
BARRET: AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
KID: THE NAME'S BENNY
SEPHIROTH: COULD YOU HELP US?
BENNY: I'D BE F&#%ING HONOURED
YUFFIE: COULD YOU BRING US TO WHERE YOU STAY?
BENNY: SURE!
*So Benny lead them to his house*
BARRET: I'M SO F^#&ING HUNGRY!
SEPHIROTH: YOU THINK YOUR HUNGRY, I COULD EAT CAIT SITH
*Cait hides behind his huge doll*
TIFA: OH, POOR CAIT
ARIES: HEY THAT'S MY JOB!
TIFA: WHAT IS?
ARIES: COMFORTING THE DEPRESSED
TIFA: IT IS NOT
ARIES: IS SO
TIFA: IS NOT
ARIES: COPY CAT!
TIFA: YOU BIT%# !
ARIES: LET'S GO!
*Aries and Tifa start to cat fight again*
CID: WOULD YOU TWO &#*$#*(%*&^)*$&#$**$$#(%#% STOP!!!!!
CLOUD: COME ON LET'S FIND SOME FOOD
BARRET: GOOD IDEA!
YUFFIE: LOOK!
*Yuffie points to a fast food restaurant*
RED: IT'S CALLED "KFC"
BARRET: LET'S GO!
*The gang runs into KFC and goes up to the counter*
CASHIER: WELCOME TO KFC, MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
CLOUD: WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU HAVE?
CASHIER: CHICKEN
CLOUD: WHAT'S CHICKEN?
CASHIER: HOLD ON, I'LL TRY TO GO GET A PICTURE, TOM I NEED A PICTURE OF A CHICKEN!
TOM: COMING RIGHT UP!
*Tom brings a photo of a chicken*
CASHIER: HERE YOU ARE
*Holds up picture*
CID: HOLY ^&^&*$^#*^&$%^*%% !
TIFA: IT'S A CHOCOBO!
CLOUD: YOU EAT CHOCOBOS!?!
CASHIER (WHISPERS TO TOM): THEY MUST BE FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY
TOM (WHISPERS TO CASHIER): CHOCOBO MUST MEAN CHICKEN
CASHIER: YES WE EAT CHO....... WHAT EVER YOU CALL IT, WE EAT IT ALL THE TIME
CLOUD: OH
ARIES: OKAY
SEPHIROTH: UM, NO THANKS, WE WON'T HAVE THAT
CASHIER: WE ALSO HAVE SALAD
TIFA: OKAY WE WILL HAVE THAT
VINCENT: I'LL HAVE THE CHOCOBO
EVERYONE ( EXCEPT VINCENT): VINCENT!
*Everyone was sitting down when all of sudden*
KID: HI
BARRET: SCREW OFF KID
KID: HOLY, WHAT'S UP YOUR @$$!
*Barret's jaw drops*
ARIES: OH MY, POTTY MOUTH YOU HAVE
KID: DO I KNOW YOU?
ARIES: NO
KID: WELL I'VE SEEN ALL OF YOU SOME WHERE
CLOUD: REALLY
KID: YEAH
BARRET: PISS OFF!
TIFA: BARRET!
KID: BARRET! OH MY, LET ME SEE YOUR RIGHT HAND
*Barret holds up his gun arm*
KID: HOLY SH!T! YOUR FINAL FANTASY 7!
BARRET: AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
KID: THE NAME'S BENNY
SEPHIROTH: COULD YOU HELP US?
BENNY: I'D BE F&#%ING HONOURED
YUFFIE: COULD YOU BRING US TO WHERE YOU STAY?
BENNY: SURE!
*So Benny lead them to his house*