(So here they are, following some kid that must be at least half their age.)
YUFFIE: HOW MUCH LONGER?
BENNY: QUIT YOUR WHINING
CAIT: DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?
BENNY: YEAH, I HAVE A CAT
CAIT: FEMALE?
BENNY: NO
CAIT: OH
BENNY: ARE YOU MALE?
CAIT: OF COURSE
BENNY: WELL, YOUR F#&@ED
CLOUD: SO YOU MUST HAVE A PRETTY BIG HOUSE, IF YOU CAN FIT US IN
BENNY: WELL, THAT'S THE DOWN SIDE. IT'S REALLY SMALL AND ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO HIDE
ARIES: WHY?
BENNY: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, JUST WHEN WE GET IN, HIDE
SEPHIROTH: SO, DO YOU HAVE A RESTROOM?
BENNY: YEAH
TIFA: SO DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY?
BENNY: JESUS! WHAT'S WITH ALL THE QUESTION?
TIFA: SORRY
BENNY: IT'S OKAY, YEAH I HAVE MY MOM, BROTHER AND MY DAD DOESN'T LIVE WITH ME
CID: SO HOW MUCH *#$&^*@^(%&%&$#%**&*$^*^($$%*ING LONGER!?!
BARRET: YEAH REALLY, MY FEET ARE GETTING TIRED
BENNY: SHUT UP! WE'RE HERE
(Benny took out a set of keys and opened the front door, and just walked in the next door)
BENNY: WAIT HERE
RED: OKAY
(Benny came out about 2 minutes later)
BENNY: OKAY, THE COAST IS CLEAR
ARIES: NO ONE IS HOME?
BENNY: KIKO IS HOME
CAIT: WHO'S KIKO?
BENNY: MY CAT
(So they went in)
ARIES: OH, WHAT IS THIS AWFUL MUSIC
BENNY: OZZY OSBOURNE
RED: WHO?
BENNY: NEVERMIND
(Benny turns off the music)
BENNY: COME ON I'LL GIVE YOU THE TOUR
(Benny gives them a tour of his house and they all go back to the living room)
VINCENT: BENNY, GOT ANY CHOCOBO?
EVERYONE: VINCENT!
ARIES: OH WHAT A CUTE TEDDY BEAR, WHY IS ON THE FLOOR?
(Aries hugs it to her face)
BENNY: HAHAHAHAHA
ARIES: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
BENNY (TRYING NOT TO LAUGH): IT'S KIKO'S SEX TOY! HAHAHAHAHA!
(Aries tries to throw it away, but it sticks to her face)
EVERYONE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
ARIES: IS NU FENIE!
EVERYONE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
CLOUD: OKAY, HAHA, LET'S TRY TO GET THAT THING OFF HER FACE
EVERYONE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARIES: HEL UP MI!
EVERYONE: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
SEPHIROTH: OKAY, LET'S ACTUALLY GET IT OFF
BARRET: OKAY, HAHA
(Everyone tries to pull it off but can't)
BENNY: I HAVE GOT AN IDEA
(Benny runs to the kitchen and to get the scissors)
BENNY: DAMN, CAN'T FIND THEM! WAIT CLOUD LET ME SEE YOUR ITEMS
(Cloud shows him the items)
BENNY: OH COME ON WHERE ARE THEY? HERE WE GO, ATOMIC SCISSORS!
(Benny starts to cut the teddy off of Aries's face)
BENNY: THERE NOW PULL!
(Everyone starts to pull when)
RIP!
YUFFIE: ALL RIGHT WE DID IT!
BENNY: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
ARIES: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
BENNY: YOU!
TIFA: LOOK!
EVERYONE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
ARIES: WHAT?
(Aries runs to the rest room and looks in the mirror)
ARIES: AHHHHHHHHHH!
(She had a piece of fur on her chin, which made her look like she had a goatee)
BARRET: HEY, LOOK, IT'S THE BEARDED WOMAN!
EVERYONE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(The door opens)
MOM: BENNY! I'M HOME!
BENNY: S%^T! SCRAMBLE!
(in 3 seconds they were all gone)
MOM: ARE YOU OKAY?
BENNY: YEAH
MOM: WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO?
BENNY: UH, NO ONE, YEAH, NO ONE MOM
YUFFIE: HOW MUCH LONGER?
BENNY: QUIT YOUR WHINING
CAIT: DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?
BENNY: YEAH, I HAVE A CAT
CAIT: FEMALE?
BENNY: NO
CAIT: OH
BENNY: ARE YOU MALE?
CAIT: OF COURSE
BENNY: WELL, YOUR F#&@ED
CLOUD: SO YOU MUST HAVE A PRETTY BIG HOUSE, IF YOU CAN FIT US IN
BENNY: WELL, THAT'S THE DOWN SIDE. IT'S REALLY SMALL AND ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO HIDE
ARIES: WHY?
BENNY: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, JUST WHEN WE GET IN, HIDE
SEPHIROTH: SO, DO YOU HAVE A RESTROOM?
BENNY: YEAH
TIFA: SO DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY?
BENNY: JESUS! WHAT'S WITH ALL THE QUESTION?
TIFA: SORRY
BENNY: IT'S OKAY, YEAH I HAVE MY MOM, BROTHER AND MY DAD DOESN'T LIVE WITH ME
CID: SO HOW MUCH *#$&^*@^(%&%&$#%**&*$^*^($$%*ING LONGER!?!
BARRET: YEAH REALLY, MY FEET ARE GETTING TIRED
BENNY: SHUT UP! WE'RE HERE
(Benny took out a set of keys and opened the front door, and just walked in the next door)
BENNY: WAIT HERE
RED: OKAY
(Benny came out about 2 minutes later)
BENNY: OKAY, THE COAST IS CLEAR
ARIES: NO ONE IS HOME?
BENNY: KIKO IS HOME
CAIT: WHO'S KIKO?
BENNY: MY CAT
(So they went in)
ARIES: OH, WHAT IS THIS AWFUL MUSIC
BENNY: OZZY OSBOURNE
RED: WHO?
BENNY: NEVERMIND
(Benny turns off the music)
BENNY: COME ON I'LL GIVE YOU THE TOUR
(Benny gives them a tour of his house and they all go back to the living room)
VINCENT: BENNY, GOT ANY CHOCOBO?
EVERYONE: VINCENT!
ARIES: OH WHAT A CUTE TEDDY BEAR, WHY IS ON THE FLOOR?
(Aries hugs it to her face)
BENNY: HAHAHAHAHA
ARIES: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
BENNY (TRYING NOT TO LAUGH): IT'S KIKO'S SEX TOY! HAHAHAHAHA!
(Aries tries to throw it away, but it sticks to her face)
EVERYONE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
ARIES: IS NU FENIE!
EVERYONE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
CLOUD: OKAY, HAHA, LET'S TRY TO GET THAT THING OFF HER FACE
EVERYONE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARIES: HEL UP MI!
EVERYONE: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
SEPHIROTH: OKAY, LET'S ACTUALLY GET IT OFF
BARRET: OKAY, HAHA
(Everyone tries to pull it off but can't)
BENNY: I HAVE GOT AN IDEA
(Benny runs to the kitchen and to get the scissors)
BENNY: DAMN, CAN'T FIND THEM! WAIT CLOUD LET ME SEE YOUR ITEMS
(Cloud shows him the items)
BENNY: OH COME ON WHERE ARE THEY? HERE WE GO, ATOMIC SCISSORS!
(Benny starts to cut the teddy off of Aries's face)
BENNY: THERE NOW PULL!
(Everyone starts to pull when)
RIP!
YUFFIE: ALL RIGHT WE DID IT!
BENNY: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
ARIES: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
BENNY: YOU!
TIFA: LOOK!
EVERYONE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
ARIES: WHAT?
(Aries runs to the rest room and looks in the mirror)
ARIES: AHHHHHHHHHH!
(She had a piece of fur on her chin, which made her look like she had a goatee)
BARRET: HEY, LOOK, IT'S THE BEARDED WOMAN!
EVERYONE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(The door opens)
MOM: BENNY! I'M HOME!
BENNY: S%^T! SCRAMBLE!
(in 3 seconds they were all gone)
MOM: ARE YOU OKAY?
BENNY: YEAH
MOM: WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO?
BENNY: UH, NO ONE, YEAH, NO ONE MOM
