*So they left the park and decided to go back to Benny's house*
Yuffie: Where's Les?
Wilfred: Oh you mean your sweetheart.
Yuffie: He isn't my sweetheart!
Wilfred: Leslie and Yuffie, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Yuffie with the baby carriage. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Barret: What's so funny?
Wilfred: What?
Barret: I said
Wilfred: What?
Barret: Oh not again
Wilfred: What?
Barret: God damn it!
Wilfred: Yes!
Barret: What?
Wilfred: I said
Barret: What?
Wilfred: Stop that!
Barret: What?
Wilfred: F%^K YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barret: ............... What?
*Wilfred runs away crying*
Everyone: Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Red: Bored
Cait: Me too
Red: But you have a bloody nose to take care of
Cait: Why you!
*Cait attacks Red*
Cid: Stop you #^&($#$&**$^&&*&ing @$$holes!!!!!!
Barret: You can't swear, for Chocobo sh^t!
Vincent: Hmmmmm..... Chocobo sh^t
Cid: Oh Yeah!?!
Barret: Yeah!
*They start to have a swearing contest*
Barret: #^*&$@!!!!!
Cid: $@%@&&&$#^@#!!!!!!!!
Barret: $#&&&^####&***^^^^^&*%#(^%!!!!!!!!!!
Cid: Oh yeah!?! $#@)(#@@#^&I&*(*Q&^&^)(*%$*%($^*****^()(%*&%$%*^$&%((^*$$%**(%**%$$$$$*%(()#$##@@$$####%#^$^$&$*^*@q#&*%*%*%$***$^*)^%&*(%(%*()*&)$&((%%((!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^#&&%^#@@@&&*^!!!!!
Barret: Okay, you win
Cid: Oh yeah! I'm the &%&#$$&$#&#&$ing cursing champ!
Benny: uh-hum!
Cid: You want to take me on?
Benny: You #$%^&$#$^^&(^@###%**^^^*$%*^(^#@*^($@&(#@@@###&*(((&^^^%$#####**^$&%$*#$#$&&%***^(*%%($#@!#^^^^@!#&^%^$##&**^^$$$@^^&&%**(&^%^#$%%&%***^&(^%^**^&%&*(&(&^*%&$#%#%*(&(&(%^$$$$$&&())**^%*^$$&###*@$!@@@%$&((((()^%#$#&^(((&%%%$*&()*&^%*^ing right!
*Cid's mouth drops open*
Cid & Barret: I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!
Benny: Hahahahaha!!!!!!
Aries: Cloud is mine!
Tifa: Mine!!
Aries: give me proof!
Tifa: He slept with me!
Aries: He did not!
Tifa: Did so!
Aries: He slept with me to
Tifa: When?
Aries: At the park in Midgar. When you saw us, we were finishing up
Cloud: I don't remember that
Aries: Shut up!
Tifa: Why whould he want to sleep with a bearded woman!?!
Aries: That's it!
*Aries and Tifa start to cat fight for the 3rd time in this story!*
Cait: I better go check on my doll, I left it in the rest room
*Cait goes into the rest room, only to find Kiko humping his stuffed moogle*
Cait: Doll!
Kiko: Meowwwww!
*Later on*
Benny: I wonder if there is anymore FF characters walking around the earth
*Benny's thoughts*
*Shows Zidane & Vivi walking around*
Girl: Viviwivi!......... Zidaney Whaney! Can I have your autograph?
Zidane: Sure
Girl: great!
Vivi: What's your name?
Girl: Yamini!
*Benny's thoughts end*
Benny: Hahahahaha!!!!!!!
Sephiroth: Hey, you guys forgot me and Vincent
Barret: Hey, where the f%^k is Vincent!?!
*They hear the sound of a toilet flush*
Everyone: Oooooooh
*Les comes in*
Yuffie: Hey Les
Les: .......Hi. Hey Benny, I'm going to go to Pat's house
Yuffie: Can I come?.... Pleeeeaaaase?
Les: ....... Okay
*Les and Yuffie leave*
Benny: Man, Yuffie sure likes my brother
Sephiroth: Yeah I know
Cloud: I just hope they don't get to close. We don't want to have to pull them apart when we leave
Benny: Leave?
Cloud: Yeah, we have to go home
Benny: But..
Tifa: We have family & friends too
Benny: fine
Aries: Don't worry, we'll come back and visit
Barret: F%^k that! The way this kid has treated us!
Benny: Barret! Go fix me a drink!
Barret: Yes master
Cait: I'm with Barret
Sephiroth: I'm not
Cloud: Hey, where is Benny, anyway
*Toilet flush* *Meanwhile*
Les: Pat, this is Yuffie
Pat: Cool, she looks like the one from the game!
Les: I know
(Les still doesn't know that she is Yuffie of FF7)
Yuffie: Hi
*Back at Benny's*
Cloud: So what do you want to do
Benny: Ssshhhhhhhhh! I'm on the Phone!
Aries: I wonder who he's talking to
Tifa: Me too
( Finally they agree )
Benny: Okay, I'm going to sleep
Sephiroth: Why?
Benny: I've got School in the morning
( P.S. It's Sunday)
Cloud: Can we come?
Benny: Sure!
Red: Wait, I think Vincent is going to say something
Sephiroth: This is very rare he only does it once every chapter!
Vincent: ........................ *Burp* .............. Whhaaaaazzzzuuuup!!!!!
Yuffie: Where's Les?
Wilfred: Oh you mean your sweetheart.
Yuffie: He isn't my sweetheart!
Wilfred: Leslie and Yuffie, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Yuffie with the baby carriage. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Barret: What's so funny?
Wilfred: What?
Barret: I said
Wilfred: What?
Barret: Oh not again
Wilfred: What?
Barret: God damn it!
Wilfred: Yes!
Barret: What?
Wilfred: I said
Barret: What?
Wilfred: Stop that!
Barret: What?
Wilfred: F%^K YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barret: ............... What?
*Wilfred runs away crying*
Everyone: Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Red: Bored
Cait: Me too
Red: But you have a bloody nose to take care of
Cait: Why you!
*Cait attacks Red*
Cid: Stop you #^&($#$&**$^&&*&ing @$$holes!!!!!!
Barret: You can't swear, for Chocobo sh^t!
Vincent: Hmmmmm..... Chocobo sh^t
Cid: Oh Yeah!?!
Barret: Yeah!
*They start to have a swearing contest*
Barret: #^*&$@!!!!!
Cid: $@%@&&&$#^@#!!!!!!!!
Barret: $#&&&^####&***^^^^^&*%#(^%!!!!!!!!!!
Cid: Oh yeah!?! $#@)(#@@#^&I&*(*Q&^&^)(*%$*%($^*****^()(%*&%$%*^$&%((^*$$%**(%**%$$$$$*%(()#$##@@$$####%#^$^$&$*^*@q#&*%*%*%$***$^*)^%&*(%(%*()*&)$&((%%((!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^#&&%^#@@@&&*^!!!!!
Barret: Okay, you win
Cid: Oh yeah! I'm the &%&#$$&$#&#&$ing cursing champ!
Benny: uh-hum!
Cid: You want to take me on?
Benny: You #$%^&$#$^^&(^@###%**^^^*$%*^(^#@*^($@&(#@@@###&*(((&^^^%$#####**^$&%$*#$#$&&%***^(*%%($#@!#^^^^@!#&^%^$##&**^^$$$@^^&&%**(&^%^#$%%&%***^&(^%^**^&%&*(&(&^*%&$#%#%*(&(&(%^$$$$$&&())**^%*^$$&###*@$!@@@%$&((((()^%#$#&^(((&%%%$*&()*&^%*^ing right!
*Cid's mouth drops open*
Cid & Barret: I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!
Benny: Hahahahaha!!!!!!
Aries: Cloud is mine!
Tifa: Mine!!
Aries: give me proof!
Tifa: He slept with me!
Aries: He did not!
Tifa: Did so!
Aries: He slept with me to
Tifa: When?
Aries: At the park in Midgar. When you saw us, we were finishing up
Cloud: I don't remember that
Aries: Shut up!
Tifa: Why whould he want to sleep with a bearded woman!?!
Aries: That's it!
*Aries and Tifa start to cat fight for the 3rd time in this story!*
Cait: I better go check on my doll, I left it in the rest room
*Cait goes into the rest room, only to find Kiko humping his stuffed moogle*
Cait: Doll!
Kiko: Meowwwww!
*Later on*
Benny: I wonder if there is anymore FF characters walking around the earth
*Benny's thoughts*
*Shows Zidane & Vivi walking around*
Girl: Viviwivi!......... Zidaney Whaney! Can I have your autograph?
Zidane: Sure
Girl: great!
Vivi: What's your name?
Girl: Yamini!
*Benny's thoughts end*
Benny: Hahahahaha!!!!!!!
Sephiroth: Hey, you guys forgot me and Vincent
Barret: Hey, where the f%^k is Vincent!?!
*They hear the sound of a toilet flush*
Everyone: Oooooooh
*Les comes in*
Yuffie: Hey Les
Les: .......Hi. Hey Benny, I'm going to go to Pat's house
Yuffie: Can I come?.... Pleeeeaaaase?
Les: ....... Okay
*Les and Yuffie leave*
Benny: Man, Yuffie sure likes my brother
Sephiroth: Yeah I know
Cloud: I just hope they don't get to close. We don't want to have to pull them apart when we leave
Benny: Leave?
Cloud: Yeah, we have to go home
Benny: But..
Tifa: We have family & friends too
Benny: fine
Aries: Don't worry, we'll come back and visit
Barret: F%^k that! The way this kid has treated us!
Benny: Barret! Go fix me a drink!
Barret: Yes master
Cait: I'm with Barret
Sephiroth: I'm not
Cloud: Hey, where is Benny, anyway
*Toilet flush* *Meanwhile*
Les: Pat, this is Yuffie
Pat: Cool, she looks like the one from the game!
Les: I know
(Les still doesn't know that she is Yuffie of FF7)
Yuffie: Hi
*Back at Benny's*
Cloud: So what do you want to do
Benny: Ssshhhhhhhhh! I'm on the Phone!
Aries: I wonder who he's talking to
Tifa: Me too
( Finally they agree )
Benny: Okay, I'm going to sleep
Sephiroth: Why?
Benny: I've got School in the morning
( P.S. It's Sunday)
Cloud: Can we come?
Benny: Sure!
Red: Wait, I think Vincent is going to say something
Sephiroth: This is very rare he only does it once every chapter!
Vincent: ........................ *Burp* .............. Whhaaaaazzzzuuuup!!!!!