(Hello again, sorry it took me so god damn long, but you'll see why once you read the chapter
)
Benny wakes up and gets dressed. Then goes into the living room*
Benny: Guys?
Barret: Good morning master
Cloud: When does school start?
Benny: We leave at 8:30 AM
Tifa: Well what time is it now?
*Benny looks at the clock*
Benny: Oh great, it's 8:00........ Where's Yuffie?
Punk Rock Chick: Right here
Red: Yuffie?
Yuffie: Yep
Cid: #&&^**%^$#!!
Sephiroth: What happened?
Yuffie: Les showed me the punk side of life............. I love it!
Benny: Okay, um........ We have to leave for school
*They leave*
Cait: I just hope nothing happens to doll, when I'm gone
*Back at Benny's*
Kiko: Meowwwww!
*They arrive at school*
Benny: Wait. I have to go talk to the Principal
*Benny walks in*
Aries: How old is Benny?
Cloud: He told me he was 12
Aries: Oh
*Benny comes back out*
Benny: Okay, the Principal said yes......... But, if anyone asks...... Just say you're foreign exchange students
Yuffie: Rock on!
Red: What class do we have first?
Benny: French
Barret: What the F%^k is French?
Benny: It's nothing........ By the way, no more swearing. Okay.
*They walk around back*
Benny: Kyle! Charlotte!
Kyle & Charlotte: Hey Benny!
Benny: These are my friends
Cloud: We're foreign exchange students
Kyle: .............Okay......
Benny: Guess what
Charlotte: What?
*They hear the bell ring*
Benny: Damn, I'll tell you later
*They go inside to the French room*
Benny: Find a seat
Cloud: Okay
*The Vice Principal walks in*
VP: Okay, class settle down. Today we have some foreign exchange students, um Benny could you introduce them?
*Benny and the gang stand up*
Benny: This Spiky haired guy is......... Alfred
(Cloud's name in the play at Gold Saucer was Alfred)
Benny: The guy with no hand is............ Richard
(They left their weapons at Benny's house)
Benny: This girl with really long hair is.............. Emma. The girl with the beard is......... Jesse
Barret / Richard: Poor Jessie *Sob sob*
(Jessie that dies in Midgar)
Benny: The Beast is........ Buddy. The Punk Rocker is........ Cara. The guy that looks like a cat is.... Howard. This guy in the cape is...... Vince. The guy smoking is......... Sid.
* The VP takes the cigarette from Sid / Cid*
Cid / Sid: &%*#$^$**%^%!!!!!!!!
VP: Go to the Office Now!
Cid / Sid: ((%*^%&^(((((^%&$##*^!!!!!!!!
Benny: Anyway, um. And the guy that has all the white hair is, um....... Kevin.
(Okay try to remember that. If you can't, write it down)
French Teacher: So, do they speak French?
Benny: No
FT: Oh, okay
*The group sits down, and they have a normal French class*
Cloud/Alfred: So, what class do we have now?
Benny: Well, you see, first we have to run laps. Then we go up to the class room and do what ever Ms. Gupta has planned
Tifa/Emma: Ms. Gupta?
Benny: The teacher
Tifa/Emma: Oh
Benny: Anyway like I was saying, after that we have recess. Then more work, and after that we have Gym. Next, is Lunch and recess. And after that we have music. Then we go back to class and read, then more work and recess. After recess even more work, then home.
Sephiroth/Kevin: That's one long day of school
Benny: Yep
( Now I will do it in chapters)
*Laps*
Ms. Gupta: Okay I want 2 full laps around the field, come on let's go
*Everyone starts to run. But in 3 seconds the group ( not Benny) are back*
Ms. Gupta: How do you run so fast?
Aries/Jesse: We're foreign exchange students
*First work time*
Ms. Gupta: Okay class, time for math. Everyone get out your books and do page 70 to 78
Benny: Oh great, 8 pages of math. "I'm really gonna get this done"
Cloud/Alfred: you are, cool man
Benny: I was being sarcastic
Cloud/Alfred: Oh
Ms. Gupta: No Talking!
Benny: Sorry Ms. Gupta, I was just helping........ Alfred
Ms. Gupta: Oh okay
Girl across table: Hey Benny, shut up and tell your foreign friends to shut up as well!
(We sit in round tables of six)
Benny: F&^k you Martha!
Michael: Both of you shut up!
Ms. Gupta: No talking!
*Everyone was silent for about 5 minutes until someone broke the silence*
Barret/Richard: F%^k! My pencil broke
Ms. Gupta: Don't swear!
Barret/Richard: She's lucky I don't have my gun
Benny: Good only 1 page left to do. Maybe I will get this done
Ms. Gupta: Okay let's take up the math
Benny: Sh!t!
*First Recess*
*The bell ring's*
Benny: Yes!
The Group: Du-du-du-du-du-du-duh-du-duh!!!!!!!!!! (In the beat of the famous FF level up screen music)
*They all rush outside*
Benny: Hey Kyle!
Kyle: Hey
Benny: Yeah I can't believe it. I almost finished math, got to last question on page 7
Sephiroth/Kevin: We all finished
Kyle: cool
Tifa/Emma: Sorry for budding in but, who is that girl over there?
*Tifa/Emma points to a girl that when she grows up will be a threat to Tifa in bra size*
Benny: Oh, that's Bronwyn
Tifa/Emma: Can I go talk to her?
Benny: Go ahead
*Tifa/Emma walks over to Bronwyn*
Tifa/Emma: So I bet I'm the only one has a bigger bra size then you........ that isn't fat
Bronwyn: Oh yeah! Well when I'm older I'm gonna be bigger then you
Tifa/Emma: Oh yeah........... Mine are Triple D's
Bronwyn: Well, I'm getting implants!
(Like she needs them)
*back to the group*
Kyle: Oh boy, here comes Martha and her friends
Martha: Hey Benny, why don't you go screw-off with your boyfriends!
Benny: Boyfriends?
Martha: Oh I'm sorry, there's 2 girls in your group
Benny: You mean 3
Martha: No 2, The punk rocker and the one with the huge boobs........ where's the third?
Aries/Jesse: uh-hum!
Martha: Oh, I forgot about bearded Jesse
Benny: What do you want?
Martha: Oh right sorry, I have a present for you
Benny: And what is that?
*Martha kicks Benny in the balls and walks away*
Yuffie/Cara: you all right?
Benny: Damn that hurt
Kyle: Friging Martha
Benny: I'm gonna get her......... I'm gonna get her good
*2nd work time*
Ms. Gupta: Okay class, Get your Science books. New kids, come here
*The group goes to Ms. Gupta*
Ms.Gupta: Okay Alfred, here is your science book
* 2 Minutes Later*
Ms.gupta: Well for today we are going to start on a project. On the project we will make Volcanoes
Class: Cool
Ms. Gupta: Model ones
Class: Rats
Ms.gupta: You will all work in groups of 2
Class: Cool
Ms. gupta: That I choose
Class: Rats
Ms. Gupta: Kyle and Charlotte will be working together
Kyle & Charlotte: Awsome
Ms. Gupta: Emma & Jesse, Alfred & Kevin, Richard & Buddy, Vince & Sid, Cara & Howard
Group: Sweet
* Ms. Gupta tells more groups, then*
Ms. Gupta: And Finally, Benny & Martha
Benny & Martha: ^$&%*(*$#$^!!!!!!!!
* Ms. Gupta explains what to do........... it's not important*
Ms. gupta: Time for gym
* Gym *
Gym Teacher: Hello, start with your warm ups, except the new kids, you come here
*They walk over*
Gym teacher: hello I'm Mr. B
Group: we're foreign exchange students
*2 minutes later*
Mr.B: All right, today we are going to, play floor hockey
Cloud/Alfred: Benny, what's floor hockey?
Benny: you have a stick and you try to get the ball, when you get the ball you shoot it into the opponent's net
Cloud/Alfred: okay
Mr.B: Okay, team captains are boys today........ Benny, and Michael
*They choose the teams and they start to play*
Michael: Benny, you shouldn't have gone and chosen all of the new kids, now I have all of the good players
Benny: well, we'll just have to see
* Mr.B drops the ball and the game begins............... and ends*
Michael: Oh! my nose........ it's bleeding!
Alfred/Cloud: Sorry
Michael: you didn't have to try to hit the ball so hard!
Cloud/Alfred: I said I'm sorry, My strength is 255
Mr.B: What does that mean?
Cloud/Alfred: It means um.............. It means I'm a foreign exchange student!
*Lunch*
Kyle: So do you have a plan?
Benny: Damn strait I do!
Kyle: what is it?
Benny: you'll see
Yuffie/Cara: Hey, there's Martha!
Benny: Thanks
*Benny pulls out a bottle of water*
Kyle: what's that for?
Benny: You'll see
*Benny walks over to Martha*
Benny: Hey
Martha: get away
Benny: Sorry, I just wanted to say "nice shirt"
*Martha looks down at her plain, white T-shirt*
Martha: What's so nice about it?
Benny: I don't know........... It just is
Martha: Okay, now go away!
Benny: Fine
*Benny starts to walk away, then turns back*
Martha: What?
Benny: I remember why it's so nice.......
Martha: Why?
*Benny splashes the water on Martha's shirt*
Benny: Well, I don't think it's nice, but a lot of other people will like to look at it now
Martha: F%^k you!!!!!!!!!!
Benny:............. No thanks
*Music*
Music Teacher: Hello everyone, I heard we have some new kids today
Benny: Yes
Martha: Ms. Hanson!
Music Teacher: Yes?
Martha: Can I go dry off in the bathroom?
Ms. Hanson: And why are you wet?
Martha:.............. I fell in a puddle
Ms. Hanson: But it wasn't raining
Martha: Yeah I know, I fell in a puddle in the bathroom
Class: Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Ms. Hanson: Go ahead
*Martha starts for the door*
Ms. Hanson: Hurry back
Martha: Okay
*So, later on*
Ms. Hanson: Okay, today is concert day, so who wants to perform?
(Concert day is, when the kids perform any music they want)
Ms. Hanson: Okay so, only Benny, Kyle, Gwen and the new kids.............. eany, meany, miny, mo, catch a tiger by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, eany, meany, miny, mo........ Benny!
( Benny's song will be on fan fiction soon, just search for it, it's actually pretty funny)
*Okay so, eveyone takes their turn, except the FF group*
Ms. Hanson: Okay new kids
(The group's song will be on soon, just search; new kid's song)
* Time to read *
*They read*
(The end)
* 3rd work time *
Ms. Gupta: Blah! Blah! Blah!
Benny: what?
Ms. Gupta: Blah!
Cloud/Alfred: What?
Ms. Gupta: Blah!
Barret/Richard: What?
Ms. Gupta: Bla!
Tifa/Emma: What?
Ms. Gupta: That's all I hear in this class...... Blah, Blah, Blah!
Boy: A phoodoo! A phoodoo!
( That's Eitan, you'll see more of him later on in the story)
Ms. Gupta: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Class:...................................... Blah!
Ms. Gupta: I can't take it anymore!
*Ms. Gupta pulls out a gun and shoots herself right in the head*
Class:............................ Awsome, early recess!
* 2nd Recess *
*They all run outside only to meet the Principal*
Principal: Your teacher shot herself, you all have to go home*
( Okay, it was a pretty shit ass way to end the chapter but, I was tired and had lost my focus...... I was bored)
)
Benny wakes up and gets dressed. Then goes into the living room*
Benny: Guys?
Barret: Good morning master
Cloud: When does school start?
Benny: We leave at 8:30 AM
Tifa: Well what time is it now?
*Benny looks at the clock*
Benny: Oh great, it's 8:00........ Where's Yuffie?
Punk Rock Chick: Right here
Red: Yuffie?
Yuffie: Yep
Cid: #&&^**%^$#!!
Sephiroth: What happened?
Yuffie: Les showed me the punk side of life............. I love it!
Benny: Okay, um........ We have to leave for school
*They leave*
Cait: I just hope nothing happens to doll, when I'm gone
*Back at Benny's*
Kiko: Meowwwww!
*They arrive at school*
Benny: Wait. I have to go talk to the Principal
*Benny walks in*
Aries: How old is Benny?
Cloud: He told me he was 12
Aries: Oh
*Benny comes back out*
Benny: Okay, the Principal said yes......... But, if anyone asks...... Just say you're foreign exchange students
Yuffie: Rock on!
Red: What class do we have first?
Benny: French
Barret: What the F%^k is French?
Benny: It's nothing........ By the way, no more swearing. Okay.
*They walk around back*
Benny: Kyle! Charlotte!
Kyle & Charlotte: Hey Benny!
Benny: These are my friends
Cloud: We're foreign exchange students
Kyle: .............Okay......
Benny: Guess what
Charlotte: What?
*They hear the bell ring*
Benny: Damn, I'll tell you later
*They go inside to the French room*
Benny: Find a seat
Cloud: Okay
*The Vice Principal walks in*
VP: Okay, class settle down. Today we have some foreign exchange students, um Benny could you introduce them?
*Benny and the gang stand up*
Benny: This Spiky haired guy is......... Alfred
(Cloud's name in the play at Gold Saucer was Alfred)
Benny: The guy with no hand is............ Richard
(They left their weapons at Benny's house)
Benny: This girl with really long hair is.............. Emma. The girl with the beard is......... Jesse
Barret / Richard: Poor Jessie *Sob sob*
(Jessie that dies in Midgar)
Benny: The Beast is........ Buddy. The Punk Rocker is........ Cara. The guy that looks like a cat is.... Howard. This guy in the cape is...... Vince. The guy smoking is......... Sid.
* The VP takes the cigarette from Sid / Cid*
Cid / Sid: &%*#$^$**%^%!!!!!!!!
VP: Go to the Office Now!
Cid / Sid: ((%*^%&^(((((^%&$##*^!!!!!!!!
Benny: Anyway, um. And the guy that has all the white hair is, um....... Kevin.
(Okay try to remember that. If you can't, write it down)
French Teacher: So, do they speak French?
Benny: No
FT: Oh, okay
*The group sits down, and they have a normal French class*
Cloud/Alfred: So, what class do we have now?
Benny: Well, you see, first we have to run laps. Then we go up to the class room and do what ever Ms. Gupta has planned
Tifa/Emma: Ms. Gupta?
Benny: The teacher
Tifa/Emma: Oh
Benny: Anyway like I was saying, after that we have recess. Then more work, and after that we have Gym. Next, is Lunch and recess. And after that we have music. Then we go back to class and read, then more work and recess. After recess even more work, then home.
Sephiroth/Kevin: That's one long day of school
Benny: Yep
( Now I will do it in chapters)
*Laps*
Ms. Gupta: Okay I want 2 full laps around the field, come on let's go
*Everyone starts to run. But in 3 seconds the group ( not Benny) are back*
Ms. Gupta: How do you run so fast?
Aries/Jesse: We're foreign exchange students
*First work time*
Ms. Gupta: Okay class, time for math. Everyone get out your books and do page 70 to 78
Benny: Oh great, 8 pages of math. "I'm really gonna get this done"
Cloud/Alfred: you are, cool man
Benny: I was being sarcastic
Cloud/Alfred: Oh
Ms. Gupta: No Talking!
Benny: Sorry Ms. Gupta, I was just helping........ Alfred
Ms. Gupta: Oh okay
Girl across table: Hey Benny, shut up and tell your foreign friends to shut up as well!
(We sit in round tables of six)
Benny: F&^k you Martha!
Michael: Both of you shut up!
Ms. Gupta: No talking!
*Everyone was silent for about 5 minutes until someone broke the silence*
Barret/Richard: F%^k! My pencil broke
Ms. Gupta: Don't swear!
Barret/Richard: She's lucky I don't have my gun
Benny: Good only 1 page left to do. Maybe I will get this done
Ms. Gupta: Okay let's take up the math
Benny: Sh!t!
*First Recess*
*The bell ring's*
Benny: Yes!
The Group: Du-du-du-du-du-du-duh-du-duh!!!!!!!!!! (In the beat of the famous FF level up screen music)
*They all rush outside*
Benny: Hey Kyle!
Kyle: Hey
Benny: Yeah I can't believe it. I almost finished math, got to last question on page 7
Sephiroth/Kevin: We all finished
Kyle: cool
Tifa/Emma: Sorry for budding in but, who is that girl over there?
*Tifa/Emma points to a girl that when she grows up will be a threat to Tifa in bra size*
Benny: Oh, that's Bronwyn
Tifa/Emma: Can I go talk to her?
Benny: Go ahead
*Tifa/Emma walks over to Bronwyn*
Tifa/Emma: So I bet I'm the only one has a bigger bra size then you........ that isn't fat
Bronwyn: Oh yeah! Well when I'm older I'm gonna be bigger then you
Tifa/Emma: Oh yeah........... Mine are Triple D's
Bronwyn: Well, I'm getting implants!
(Like she needs them)
*back to the group*
Kyle: Oh boy, here comes Martha and her friends
Martha: Hey Benny, why don't you go screw-off with your boyfriends!
Benny: Boyfriends?
Martha: Oh I'm sorry, there's 2 girls in your group
Benny: You mean 3
Martha: No 2, The punk rocker and the one with the huge boobs........ where's the third?
Aries/Jesse: uh-hum!
Martha: Oh, I forgot about bearded Jesse
Benny: What do you want?
Martha: Oh right sorry, I have a present for you
Benny: And what is that?
*Martha kicks Benny in the balls and walks away*
Yuffie/Cara: you all right?
Benny: Damn that hurt
Kyle: Friging Martha
Benny: I'm gonna get her......... I'm gonna get her good
*2nd work time*
Ms. Gupta: Okay class, Get your Science books. New kids, come here
*The group goes to Ms. Gupta*
Ms.Gupta: Okay Alfred, here is your science book
* 2 Minutes Later*
Ms.gupta: Well for today we are going to start on a project. On the project we will make Volcanoes
Class: Cool
Ms. Gupta: Model ones
Class: Rats
Ms.gupta: You will all work in groups of 2
Class: Cool
Ms. gupta: That I choose
Class: Rats
Ms. Gupta: Kyle and Charlotte will be working together
Kyle & Charlotte: Awsome
Ms. Gupta: Emma & Jesse, Alfred & Kevin, Richard & Buddy, Vince & Sid, Cara & Howard
Group: Sweet
* Ms. Gupta tells more groups, then*
Ms. Gupta: And Finally, Benny & Martha
Benny & Martha: ^$&%*(*$#$^!!!!!!!!
* Ms. Gupta explains what to do........... it's not important*
Ms. gupta: Time for gym
* Gym *
Gym Teacher: Hello, start with your warm ups, except the new kids, you come here
*They walk over*
Gym teacher: hello I'm Mr. B
Group: we're foreign exchange students
*2 minutes later*
Mr.B: All right, today we are going to, play floor hockey
Cloud/Alfred: Benny, what's floor hockey?
Benny: you have a stick and you try to get the ball, when you get the ball you shoot it into the opponent's net
Cloud/Alfred: okay
Mr.B: Okay, team captains are boys today........ Benny, and Michael
*They choose the teams and they start to play*
Michael: Benny, you shouldn't have gone and chosen all of the new kids, now I have all of the good players
Benny: well, we'll just have to see
* Mr.B drops the ball and the game begins............... and ends*
Michael: Oh! my nose........ it's bleeding!
Alfred/Cloud: Sorry
Michael: you didn't have to try to hit the ball so hard!
Cloud/Alfred: I said I'm sorry, My strength is 255
Mr.B: What does that mean?
Cloud/Alfred: It means um.............. It means I'm a foreign exchange student!
*Lunch*
Kyle: So do you have a plan?
Benny: Damn strait I do!
Kyle: what is it?
Benny: you'll see
Yuffie/Cara: Hey, there's Martha!
Benny: Thanks
*Benny pulls out a bottle of water*
Kyle: what's that for?
Benny: You'll see
*Benny walks over to Martha*
Benny: Hey
Martha: get away
Benny: Sorry, I just wanted to say "nice shirt"
*Martha looks down at her plain, white T-shirt*
Martha: What's so nice about it?
Benny: I don't know........... It just is
Martha: Okay, now go away!
Benny: Fine
*Benny starts to walk away, then turns back*
Martha: What?
Benny: I remember why it's so nice.......
Martha: Why?
*Benny splashes the water on Martha's shirt*
Benny: Well, I don't think it's nice, but a lot of other people will like to look at it now
Martha: F%^k you!!!!!!!!!!
Benny:............. No thanks
*Music*
Music Teacher: Hello everyone, I heard we have some new kids today
Benny: Yes
Martha: Ms. Hanson!
Music Teacher: Yes?
Martha: Can I go dry off in the bathroom?
Ms. Hanson: And why are you wet?
Martha:.............. I fell in a puddle
Ms. Hanson: But it wasn't raining
Martha: Yeah I know, I fell in a puddle in the bathroom
Class: Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Ms. Hanson: Go ahead
*Martha starts for the door*
Ms. Hanson: Hurry back
Martha: Okay
*So, later on*
Ms. Hanson: Okay, today is concert day, so who wants to perform?
(Concert day is, when the kids perform any music they want)
Ms. Hanson: Okay so, only Benny, Kyle, Gwen and the new kids.............. eany, meany, miny, mo, catch a tiger by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, eany, meany, miny, mo........ Benny!
( Benny's song will be on fan fiction soon, just search for it, it's actually pretty funny)
*Okay so, eveyone takes their turn, except the FF group*
Ms. Hanson: Okay new kids
(The group's song will be on soon, just search; new kid's song)
* Time to read *
*They read*
(The end)
* 3rd work time *
Ms. Gupta: Blah! Blah! Blah!
Benny: what?
Ms. Gupta: Blah!
Cloud/Alfred: What?
Ms. Gupta: Blah!
Barret/Richard: What?
Ms. Gupta: Bla!
Tifa/Emma: What?
Ms. Gupta: That's all I hear in this class...... Blah, Blah, Blah!
Boy: A phoodoo! A phoodoo!
( That's Eitan, you'll see more of him later on in the story)
Ms. Gupta: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Class:...................................... Blah!
Ms. Gupta: I can't take it anymore!
*Ms. Gupta pulls out a gun and shoots herself right in the head*
Class:............................ Awsome, early recess!
* 2nd Recess *
*They all run outside only to meet the Principal*
Principal: Your teacher shot herself, you all have to go home*
( Okay, it was a pretty shit ass way to end the chapter but, I was tired and had lost my focus...... I was bored)