Written by: C. A. McDonough

Notes: This is completely AU and has no purpose whatsoever, and isn't actually supposed to make any sense, so don't worry when it doesn't... take heed, kiddies; this is what happens when one is extremely tired and sugared-up with their little sister and needs something to do.

Disclaimer: I don't claim to own Dragonball/Z/GT, so please don't sue me! Please note that all characters mentioned in this story belong to me and my little sister Laura, so no touchie!! (As if anyone would want to... *sigh*...)

Cauli and Paw-Ra, Part 2

"Stars shot across her view as she GLIDED through SPACE in her rickety tin cup in search of food!"

"Shut up, Paw-Ra, or I'll hit you so hard your teeth will come out your nose."

And thus it began; another normal day in the life of the Saiyajin mercenaries.

"Oh, well! I can always grow them back!!" the younger one blasted into her scouter.

Cauli sighed, "Not if your jaw comes with them," and turned off her scouter. She didn't have the patience to deal with Paw-Ra's insanity that evening. Her companion hadn't eaten in almost four hours, and they were rationed as much as the average species in the Empire ate.

A loud beeping disturbed Cauli's thoughts and Paw-Ra's lack thereof, and each of them pressed the little flashing button on their right console. An image of the Prime Minister of a nearby planet flashed onto the glass screens in front of them. Cauli pressed a button built into her scouter, and the words "DON'T SAY ANYTHING" flashed on the screen under the Prime Minister's face on Paw-Ra's screen.

"Yes, sir? What's fallen down?"

The Prime Minister raised two of his scaly eyebrows then shrugged off her question as another manifestation of the nasty Saiyajin sense of humor and burbled "yoo lied to mi. yoo killed my brotha!"

"not we, prime slugmeister!"

"if not ye, then whoo? Whoo killed me chickety-doo-da brotha?

"it wuz tha SOBE LIZARD!!!"

"whoa."

Then Paw-Ra woke up to see a large blue planet approaching. Or maybe she was approaching it; she didn't know, because the juices from a fruit on Freeza-52 were very potent when taken with raw Yajil liver, which was her favorite dish to slaughter. But anyway, the big ol' planet was comi-

Oh, she's already landed. Well, maybe… oh, my, she's very hungry. And she's also thinking in the third person.

The angry girl came running up to her pod and kicked it, then jumped away, turning purple and looking like she was either cursing or singing. Either way, Paw-Ra didn't want any part of it, so she went outside and started to fly away, calling over her shoulder, "I need pig!!"

"Come back here you **********************…"

Osh, she's just cranky 'cause she's rumbling in the mid-section. I'll bring her some piggies and slimy things, that'll put her in a better mood… but then, Cauli's NEVER in a good mood, anyway…

Something was rustling in the brush below her, and she dove down to see what it was, hoping it was a giant pig.