Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
Disclaimer: I own neither the Drowning Pool lyrics or Sergeant Snuffles (owned by Red Witch) or GI Joe.
Several Taliban fighters are holding a teddy bear in a camouflage outfit. "What's this boss?" one of them asks the leader.
"Hey Boss.." One of them says.
"Not now Samir." The leader says, looking at the curious sight.
"Use it for target practice Sahib." The leader continues.
Samir, a tiny bearded Arab points at a sight creeping up on them a man in green fatigues with a green ski mask.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOLDING SERGEANT SNUFFLES!!!!" Beach Head yells, he comes charging down the mountain through a torrent of gunfire. He reaches the first Taliban soldier and rips his spine out of his body.
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the ...
FLOOR!
(Beach Head goes charging through the Taliban ranks with an ax in one hand and is waving the severed head of a Taliban fighter in the other.)
One... Two... Three... Four...
(Several running and screaming Taliban fighters are fleeing from a completely berserk Beach Head.)
Beaten why for? (why for?)
Can't take much more...
(Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! Now!)
One - Nothing wrong with me
"Give me back Sergeant Snuffles!" Beach Head shouts.
The Taliban soldier holding the teddy bear throws it and yells, "Here you go Akhmed!" "No Abduhl, you can keep it.Never mind!" Akhmed replies as he sees Beach Head tearing Akhmed in half with his bare hands.
Two - Nothing wrong with me
"AAAIIIEEEE!!!!" Beach Head shouts, his eyes turning several different colors and veins can be seen popping out of his neck as he drop kicks another Taliban soldier.
Three - Nothing wrong with me
"Help! Allah!! Mommy!!!" another Taliban soldier shouts as Beach Head chases him with an axe.
Four - Nothing wrong with me
"Give him back!!!" Beach Head shouts, spraying napalm with a flamethrower, roasting several Taliban soldiers.
One - Something's got to give
"Maybe this wasn't such a good idea Fearless Leader." One Taliban soldier shouts.
"You think!?" the leader replies and chucks the teddy bear into the unfortunate soldier's arms. Minutes later he is impaled through the back by a tree limb wielded by Beach Head.
Two - Something's got to give
Swinging a baseball bat through a group of Taliban fighters Beach Head is insanely causing mayhem and is yelling, "Give me back Sergeant Snuffles you thieves!"
Three - Something's got to give
"YAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Beach Head shouts swinging a chainsaw through the ranks of several running Taliban fighters.
Now!
Beach Head, with Herculean effort, pushes a giant boulder off a cliff and bowls over the remaining Taliban.
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
"You know, maybe terrorists should accidentally steal Beach Head's teddy bear more often." General Hawk says from atop a mountain a safe distance away, surveying the carnage as Beach Head hugs his beloved teddy bear in the midst of several dead bodies.
THE END
Disclaimer: I own neither the Drowning Pool lyrics or Sergeant Snuffles (owned by Red Witch) or GI Joe.
Several Taliban fighters are holding a teddy bear in a camouflage outfit. "What's this boss?" one of them asks the leader.
"Hey Boss.." One of them says.
"Not now Samir." The leader says, looking at the curious sight.
"Use it for target practice Sahib." The leader continues.
Samir, a tiny bearded Arab points at a sight creeping up on them a man in green fatigues with a green ski mask.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOLDING SERGEANT SNUFFLES!!!!" Beach Head yells, he comes charging down the mountain through a torrent of gunfire. He reaches the first Taliban soldier and rips his spine out of his body.
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the ...
FLOOR!
(Beach Head goes charging through the Taliban ranks with an ax in one hand and is waving the severed head of a Taliban fighter in the other.)
One... Two... Three... Four...
(Several running and screaming Taliban fighters are fleeing from a completely berserk Beach Head.)
Beaten why for? (why for?)
Can't take much more...
(Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! Now!)
One - Nothing wrong with me
"Give me back Sergeant Snuffles!" Beach Head shouts.
The Taliban soldier holding the teddy bear throws it and yells, "Here you go Akhmed!" "No Abduhl, you can keep it.Never mind!" Akhmed replies as he sees Beach Head tearing Akhmed in half with his bare hands.
Two - Nothing wrong with me
"AAAIIIEEEE!!!!" Beach Head shouts, his eyes turning several different colors and veins can be seen popping out of his neck as he drop kicks another Taliban soldier.
Three - Nothing wrong with me
"Help! Allah!! Mommy!!!" another Taliban soldier shouts as Beach Head chases him with an axe.
Four - Nothing wrong with me
"Give him back!!!" Beach Head shouts, spraying napalm with a flamethrower, roasting several Taliban soldiers.
One - Something's got to give
"Maybe this wasn't such a good idea Fearless Leader." One Taliban soldier shouts.
"You think!?" the leader replies and chucks the teddy bear into the unfortunate soldier's arms. Minutes later he is impaled through the back by a tree limb wielded by Beach Head.
Two - Something's got to give
Swinging a baseball bat through a group of Taliban fighters Beach Head is insanely causing mayhem and is yelling, "Give me back Sergeant Snuffles you thieves!"
Three - Something's got to give
"YAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Beach Head shouts swinging a chainsaw through the ranks of several running Taliban fighters.
Now!
Beach Head, with Herculean effort, pushes a giant boulder off a cliff and bowls over the remaining Taliban.
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
"You know, maybe terrorists should accidentally steal Beach Head's teddy bear more often." General Hawk says from atop a mountain a safe distance away, surveying the carnage as Beach Head hugs his beloved teddy bear in the midst of several dead bodies.
THE END