Poster's note: This is a fic made up by my sister. It's crazy! Plus it's all nonsense. If you want to flame me, go on, I'm, not the one affected. I was the only one who put the Japanese words.

Sanzo growled slamming his fist on the table, "Baka Saru! How many times must I tell you that you are not supposed to drink?!"

"Demo. . .Sanzo. . .onegai." Goku pleaded.

"Iie." the monk said flatly.

"Onegai!"

"Kimi ga kurosu!" Sanzo said pointing the gun at him.

Goku stopped and decided to slip one of the wines which Hakkai noticed. He didn't say anything though and continued to drink.

Sanzo was beginning to get really drunk and did not realize that Goku was already drunk. Goku laid his head on the table looking quite disheveled.

"Oi baka Saru!" Gojyo called, "You drunk?"

"Hai! Doushita no, Ha-" Goku stopped as Sanzo started laughing. . .at him.

Hakkai looked at Sanzo worriedly, "Oi, Sanzo yamete kudasai. You might get gas in your stomach."

Sanzo only laughed harder. And harder. And harder. By the time he was done, the three found him dead. Since they were all drunk, only Hakkai remembered how Sanzo died. . .and he never told anyone.