I'm back, and as promised, the much much better chapter 2! Please enjoy!
Disclaimer: unless something has changed since last I checked, I do not own Zelda, so ha! Can't sue me!
****Zelda Interviews, the Show!****
by the author here for her and your amusement, Dekustar! *sound of crickets* fine, don't like me, see if I care.
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to this week's episode of Zelda Interviews! This week's guest is the evil King of Darkness, Ganondorf!! *ominous lightening and thunder*
*Ganondorf walks onstage*
Ds: Welcome, Ganondorf! *o.l.a.t*
Ganondorf: Hello, Dekustar.
Ds: We would like to ask you some questions.
G-dorf: Allright.
Ds: Ok, what are your thoughts on Link, the hero of time?
G-dorf: Annoying little pest. I shall squish him like so many bugs when we meet in combat!!!
Ds: didn't you already battle? And didn't he whoop your butt?
G-dorf: LIES, ALL LIES!!!! Whoever told you that is a filthy liar.
Ds: We have video footage of you getting whooped.
G-dorf: are you insulting me??? Eat lightening!! *shoots lightening from his hands and hits 1st cameraman*
(sound effects) SIZZLE!!!
Ds: please don't so that, it's bad publicity.
G-dorf: then don't insult me again. Next question.
Ds: What are your thoughts on the fish people, known commonly as Zoras, whom you imprisoned under a layer of ice?
G-dorf: Sushi!!!
Ds:... next question. What do you think of the Gorons?
G-dorf: Well, I'll say this. There's a reason that "goron" rhymes with "moron".
Ds: Are you saying the gorons are a bunch of idiots?
G-dorf: Yes.
Ds: ok. Next question. How did it feel to be beaten up by Link?
G-dorf: I told you, it never happened!!! *shoots lightening at 2nd cameraman*
Ds: I told you not to do that, cameramen aren't cheep you know!!!
G-dorf: No matter, next question.
Ds: This our last question. Some people have been calling you, Ganondorf *o.l.a.t.* a fairy. What are your comments on that?
G-dorf: Why would they be calling me a fairy? As a species, they are small and pink, where I am big and not pink.
Ds: Do you know what I'm talking about?
G-dorf: Not really, unless you're talking about what you might be. Hmm, your last camera man is kind of cute. By the way, when do we start filming?
Ds:.........
I know I stole this idea from someone, but it's time to cast a vote!
What do you think of this story so far:
1. YAY!! I LUV IT KEEP WRITING!!!
2. It's pretty good, lol!!!
3. I really don't care
4. I can most certainly live without it
5. I HATE IT AND YOU, DIE B**** DIE!!!!
Please r+r!!!
Disclaimer: unless something has changed since last I checked, I do not own Zelda, so ha! Can't sue me!
****Zelda Interviews, the Show!****
by the author here for her and your amusement, Dekustar! *sound of crickets* fine, don't like me, see if I care.
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to this week's episode of Zelda Interviews! This week's guest is the evil King of Darkness, Ganondorf!! *ominous lightening and thunder*
*Ganondorf walks onstage*
Ds: Welcome, Ganondorf! *o.l.a.t*
Ganondorf: Hello, Dekustar.
Ds: We would like to ask you some questions.
G-dorf: Allright.
Ds: Ok, what are your thoughts on Link, the hero of time?
G-dorf: Annoying little pest. I shall squish him like so many bugs when we meet in combat!!!
Ds: didn't you already battle? And didn't he whoop your butt?
G-dorf: LIES, ALL LIES!!!! Whoever told you that is a filthy liar.
Ds: We have video footage of you getting whooped.
G-dorf: are you insulting me??? Eat lightening!! *shoots lightening from his hands and hits 1st cameraman*
(sound effects) SIZZLE!!!
Ds: please don't so that, it's bad publicity.
G-dorf: then don't insult me again. Next question.
Ds: What are your thoughts on the fish people, known commonly as Zoras, whom you imprisoned under a layer of ice?
G-dorf: Sushi!!!
Ds:... next question. What do you think of the Gorons?
G-dorf: Well, I'll say this. There's a reason that "goron" rhymes with "moron".
Ds: Are you saying the gorons are a bunch of idiots?
G-dorf: Yes.
Ds: ok. Next question. How did it feel to be beaten up by Link?
G-dorf: I told you, it never happened!!! *shoots lightening at 2nd cameraman*
Ds: I told you not to do that, cameramen aren't cheep you know!!!
G-dorf: No matter, next question.
Ds: This our last question. Some people have been calling you, Ganondorf *o.l.a.t.* a fairy. What are your comments on that?
G-dorf: Why would they be calling me a fairy? As a species, they are small and pink, where I am big and not pink.
Ds: Do you know what I'm talking about?
G-dorf: Not really, unless you're talking about what you might be. Hmm, your last camera man is kind of cute. By the way, when do we start filming?
Ds:.........
I know I stole this idea from someone, but it's time to cast a vote!
What do you think of this story so far:
1. YAY!! I LUV IT KEEP WRITING!!!
2. It's pretty good, lol!!!
3. I really don't care
4. I can most certainly live without it
5. I HATE IT AND YOU, DIE B**** DIE!!!!
Please r+r!!!